Just Too Sexy For His Own Good

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-Ruri

Chapter Fourteen
Gaara's Plan B

"Gaara! Oy Gaara! Gaaaaaaaarrrrrraaaaa!!! GAARA!"

The Kazekage's eye snapped open and began to twitch violently. Here he was, just trying to meditate, strengthen his control over the beast within him, for the past five minutes, only to be interupted by someone's voice. Was it just him or was that voice getting louder?

Turning his head, he only saw a single blur and heard the happy squeal of, "GAARA!" before he was pinned to the ground. He rubbed the back of his head and moved to properly glare a deadly glare at whomever dared to touch him.

Happy azure eyes met his glaring jade ones. When he realized who it was atop of him, Gaara began to blush, and all thoughts of murder had quickly escaped his head.

"Naruto,"murmered Gaara.

"Mornin' Gaara-cookie!"

"Stop calling me Gaara-cookie, it's embarassing,"Gaara flustered.

"Ne, but I like to see you blush!"Naruto grinned. Gaara coughed in the rather uncomfortable position, even though he didn't mind being in it at all. Naruto noticed, and quickly jumped off, offering his hand to help up the Kazekage.

"What are you doing here?"Gaara asked.

"Geez, someone sounds glad to see me,"Naruto jokingly replied in a fake sarchastic tone.

"I am glad to see you,"blurted out Gaara.

Naruto grinned a toothy smile. "I know, I was just joking. Anyways, I'm here on a mission."

"A mission?"Gaara asked.

"A mission,"Naruto confirmed. "Of great calibur that requires the assistance of the Kazekage himself!" Gaara raised an eyebrow.

"And what kind of mission is this?"Gaara allowed a slight smile on his face.

"Well, you see-do you really wanna know the whole story?"Naruto asked. Gaara nodded.

"Okay, well, Sasuke the bastard and Neji the ice king, apparently have been betting that they can get me, and I'm getting my own little revenge,"Naruto finished. The blond noted the hard frown upon Gaara's face.

"They're betting on you?"Gaara grumbled.

"And I'm getting revenge."

"I'm in,"Gaara declared.

"Really? I mean, like, well really?!"Naruto exclaimed in suprise. Gaara returned a small smile and nodded.

"So what's the plan?"

"Well..."

***

Yuki's adgile and swift punches sliced through the air, perfect in motion and speed. After landing a mid-air spin kick, he crouched on the ground.

The young boy felt another presence in the area, one rather familiar. Standing up tall, he looked around and noticed her.

Aiji shyly smiled, holding a red rose in her hand, dressed in the most beautiful dress Yuki has seen. She, he also noticed, was without her traditional katana. Yuki couldn't help but blush. He placed a hand behind his head, scratching absently. He wans't expecting her to visit him so soon. By the advice of Uchiha-sensei, he had bought a dozen red roses, and sent them to Aiji's house with a note attatched that read:

I've always admired your strength, your beauty, your spirit. Love- Yuki.

Sasuke said to keep it short, so he did.

What she did next was unexpected. She had began in a sprinting run, and threw her arms around the young boy and gave him a gentle kiss.

His body froze in an awkward position, and when she completed the kiss, she giggled lightly noting how his face looked.

"Thank you,"she bowed before turning to walk away.

Yuki remained still, even when she had left. It wasn't long before a small smile crept upon his face.

***

Naruto was beaming, and that usually meant trouble. Hinata had an odd feeling that things weren't going to turn out well, and that single smile told it all.

"Good afternoon Hinata-chan,"Naruto waved, replacing his wicked looks with a rather innocent fascade.

"What are you going to do now?"Hinata asked, cutting to the chase.

"Me? Do something? Why, Hinata! I am shocked!"Naruto stated. He really played the innocent thing quite well.

"I've known you long enough to know that you're up to no good,"Hinata stiffled a giggle.

"Ne, Hinata, that's why you're great,"Naruto chirped. "So where are you heading?"

"I'm going to the training grounds to train with Tenten-san and Temari-san,"Hinata stated.

"Okay, you do good with that!"Naruto waved his goodbye as the white eyed girl smiled hers. "Okay, Gaara you can come out now."

Another Naruto appeared, looking as stoic as ever.

"Geez Gaara, you look so convincing. I can totally tell you're me,"Naruto sarchastically rose his eyebrow, earning a huff from the red headed Suna ninja.

"Well, I don't do hyperactiveness, so sorry,"Gaara mumbled. The blond and the false Naruto sighed in unison.

"Alright, any minute now, Sasuke-bastard should be walking down the street towards the training grounds,"Naruto spoke, hiding slightly behind the Naruto-ed Gaara. "So force a grin at the least!"

Gaara rolled his eyes and cracked a grin so wide it looked like it hurt. In fact, he gave a pained look making the smile. Turning to see if the smile was accepted by Naruto, he was met with a high pitched girly scream, one in which he's never heard Naruto do.

"God! Scare me! Go back to stoic!"Naruto pleaded.

Gaara allowed his face to relax with a satisfyied breath.

"There he is!"Naruto smirked. "Alright, I'm going to stick around for a few seconds and then I'm gonna find Neji."

Sasuke walked down the streets looking a bit creeped out still, and a bit casual, with his hands in his pockets. The raven haired jounin was heading towards the training grounds, to watch the girls spar, and hopefully get in some training time as well. Or at least, that's where he WAS heading before he noticed a familiar head of blond locks dissapear behind the alleyway.

Naruto looked confused as within a poof of smoke Gaara returned to his normal form.

"Gaara, what're you doing?"he asked, right before Gaara captured his chin and planting a kiss upon his lips. Narutos eyes widened.

'DO I HAVE A SIGN ON MY BACK THAT SAYS 'SEX ME UP!?'

Naruto was now beyond the point of confused. It was like solving a rubix cube. It was fucking difficult man!

Looking past Gaara's shoulder did Naruto see Sasuke starring blankly at them. Well, his face showed no emotion, but his fists spoke all too well. They shook violently as if he was ready to knock someone out. Naruto wasn't sure if it was him or Gaara.

He didn't say anything. Instead, he just walked away.

"Sasuke wait!"Naruto reached out, knowing that the black haired man wouldn't stop, but hoping that he would. "FUCK!"

"Naruto,"Gaara mumbled out. "I'm sorry."

"Don't be sorry Gaara,"Naruto mumbled with furrowed brows. "Hey, I gotta go. I'll talk to you later."

Gaara waved a weak wave and returned to his cold fascade.

***

"STUPID KAZEKAGE! Prancing into Konoha thinking he can take Naruto away from me!"Sasuke shouted out, ignoring the frightened glances given to him by the villagers.

"I don't prance,"Gaara coldly stated from behind the Uchiha. Sasuke turned around sharply.

"Gaara,"Sasuke spat.

"That's Kazekage-sama to you, Uchiha,"Gaara glared.

"You aren't going to get Naruto, he's mine,"Sasuke noted with a deadly tone.

"Hmm, I didn't see him arguing that when I kissed him."

Sasuke's eye twitched dangerously. It was at the point that the only thing keeping Sasuke from lashing out at Gaara was because of diplomacy. But dammit, he was pushing the line.

Unknown to them a cetain pink haired medic-nin concealed behind a tree, listened carefully to their argument.

"Now Gaara-sama is in on it too?!"Sakura whispered frantically. "I got to know Naruto's secret!"

Back at Gaara and Sasuke, unknowingly being watched...

"Stay away from Naruto,"Sasuke warned.

"Or what?"Gaara dared.

"I mean it,"Sasuke replied in another deadly tone.

"Afraid of a little competition, Uchiha?"Gaara asked with an amused expression.

"Hardly,"Sasuke smirked evilly.

"I'm requesting ninja's for post in Sunagakure, and I'm going to especially request Naruto-san to be one of my guards,"Gaara noted. "And what can you do about it? Nothing, that's what."

Sasuke's confident smirk turned into a murderous glance. "I wont allow it."

"You're just a jounin, an ANBU, and I am the Kazekage. There's NOTHING you can do about it,"Gaara smirked. "Now if you don't mind, I'm off to meditate. Have a nice day."

Sasuke grumbled something and glared daggers, shuriken and any other weapon he could think of at Gaara's back.

"SAKURA, OH FAIR MAIDEN OF THE BLOSSOMS! I HAVE LOCATED THE EXTRA SOFT LOOFA STICK TO WASH YOUR SKIN! AND LOTION TO MASSAGE YOUR FEET!"

God damn Lee.

"Lee, shhh!"Sakura quickly silenced the youthful Rock Lee, who carried huge bags of care products that Sakura had recently shopped for. She pulled her little man servant behind the tree, and clapped her hands silently together, hoping that Sasuke didn't hear.

Unfortunately, God wans't listening, and Sasuke turned quickly behind.

"You can come out, Sakura and Lee,"Sasuke stated, anger fading.

Sakura nervously laughed.

"Hehe, good day Sasuke-kun,"Sakura stated.

"I assume you've heard everything?"

"Well, erm...yes,"Sakura blushed lightly.

"I'm going to talk to the Hokage,"Sasuke grumbled.

"I'll come with you!"Sakura said. "Lee-san, can you drop these off at my place?"

Lee nodded.

"Then later, perhaps we can get something to eat together?"she suggested. A smile increased on his face.

"Hai, Sakura-chan!"

And with that he was off.

Sakura jogged to catch up with Sasuke, and held her hands behind her back.

"What's going on that I haven't been informed about any of this?!"Sasuke practically yelled.

"Well, you were rather out of it when you were to be told. About ten or so ninja's are going back with the Kazekage to Suna, and seven Suna ninja's are going to be here. We're apparently setting up posts,"Sakura stated.

"Posts for what?"Sasuke asked.

"I'm not sure. But I was one of the ninja's selected,"Sakura stated. "I recieved a message this morning about it, I was going to meet with Tsunade-sama later."

"Alright, I'm going to get to the bottom of this,"Sasuke replied, jumping upon the rooftops. Sakura shrugged and jumped, following him.

***

Temari sipped on her tea, listening with closed eyes and straight posture towards the blond haired boy beside her. Fan beside her, the Suna ninja had encountered a rather flustered ninja on her way towards the training grounds. Instead of training with Hinata and Tenten like she should have been doing, she found that Naruto needed her help more. They had been talking for only a little while, she listening mostly to his stories, and despite it all, he didn't find it necessary to bleep out some details.

"So, do you like him?"Temari asked calmly. Naruto looked at his tea with a blush on his cheeks.

"Yes,"Naruto stated.

"Quite the predicament you're in, Naruto-san, if you don't mind me saying. Three young men vying for your attention and you apparently have only loved one. I would have never guessed him though,"Temari grinned.

"Don't grin at me, I'm in a dillema here,"Naruto whined with a pout.

"I'm a fangirl at heart,"Temari replied. "Aren't you going to drink your tea?"

"I'm not very thirsty,"Naruto admitted.

"It'll relax you,"Temari said. Naruto sipped it lightly to satisfy Temari.

"It's good,"Naruto smiled, drinking it down.

"I know. Now, since you like him, why don't you just go and find him and end all of this? It's obvious he likes you so you wont be rejected. Chances are you'll be glomped and pounded into the mattress a good five times,"Temari spoke gently.

Naruto spit out his tea, Temari quickly with a satisfyied smile and blocked the spray with a hand sized fan.

"WHAT?!"

"Listen. You love him. Follow your heart. I'm sure those you didn't choose will understand if they aren't the ones you want to be with. Only you can choose who you want to be with, Sasuke, Gaara or Neji. You made your choice, now follow it,"she guided.

"Thanks Temari-san. You've really helped."

"Glad to help, Naruto-san,"Temari smiled. She stood up as did Naruto, and guided him towards the door with a hand on his back. "Just find him and tell him."

"I just hope the other two wont mind,"Naruto sheepishly smiled.

When he left, Temari smiled and stretched out.

"I should've seen it coming,"Temari stated.

***
A/N: Guess who Naruto likes? Is it Sasuke, Gaara or Neji? *insert evil grin here*