Of Samurai and Shinobi

Welcome to the new chapter!
I realise it's been ages since I last updated...
Even though it's inexcusable, I do have my reasons.
Most of them are personal, so I won't be getting into them.

Well, this little chapter is not only lime filled, it also features my first lemon, EVER.
FanFictionNet users will have to check the unsensored version out at AFFnet or the SasuxNaru-lj community for the actualy lemon.

Well, hopefully you guys will like the new chapter!
On a side note, there is a little gift in this chapter to a close friend of mine.
The crack-piece containing Sai can be skipped if you wish, it is merely there to amuse some of my friends.
You can expect more of these little crack-outtakes though.
Warnings: Violence, language, lime, lemon.
Enjoy!

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

??? POV

Once Iruka heard the ‘good’ news of his little Naruto getting married, he couldn’t resist the mother-hen like urges that suddenly arose.

Regardless of how much Kakashi protested.

Iruka had insisted his ‘baby’ needed him, yet the sight that greeted him and his lover upon arriving at Naruto’s apartment wasn’t exactly what they’d been expecting. Well, Iruka hadn’t been expecting it. Nothing could surprise Kakashi, at least not on the perverted level…

“See Iruka-chan? He doesn’t need us at all, he’s having fun!”

‘Fun?’ In Iruka’s mind being chased by a naked brunet, whose sole intent was ‘catching you’ and most likely doing all sorts of ‘wicked things’ to you once he did manage to catch you, was NOT a good thing. Anyone foolish enough to date someone like Kakashi would agree on the subject…

The two young men ran past the hallway again, fortunately – or unfortunately for some – the rest of the living room was blocked from their view. A loud bang was heard.

“Stay away from me you jerk! Ah! Sasuke! NO!”

Iruka did NOT like the sound of that…
“Naruto! Are you all right?!”
Kakashi sighed, mother-hen Iruka to the rescue…


----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Naruto POV

‘Was that Iruka-sensei’s voice?! He can’t see me like this!!!’
This meant eagle-spread across the floor in the living room with a brunet on tops whose ‘little problem’ hadn’t gone down quite yet.

“For GOD’S SAKE! Put some clothes on!”
“What do you mean?”
“Look down…you should feel a draft…”
And Sasuke dared to call him a moron?
How could a person NOT know he was…naked. And damn he was heavy! Especially because his….hard, yet soft skinned, milky white…muscles tensed up when…someone came in…

Now Naruto was developing a similar problem.
‘Wait a second…someone? Iruka-sensei!’

Naruto turned slowly, two people were watching their little spectacle unfold in front of them. This was not the way he had wanted to introduce his future spouse to the ‘in-laws’ so to speak…

“I can explain?”


----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Sasuke POV

‘Someone kill me…’

Sasuke, now fully dressed, was sitting on the living room couch next to his future ‘wife’.
The people he now knew to be Iruka and Kakashi, Naruto’s pseudo-parents, we’re glaring at him.

Or rather the one named Iruka was glaring at him. He had no idea what Kakashi was doing below that mask, not to mention one of his eyes was covered up, making it hard to read the man.

‘Shinobi’s are WEIRD people…’

Time seemed to slowly tick by, the silence was aerie.

“Ummm. I’d like you guys to meet Sasuke. My fiancé.”

“How…nice to meet you.”
Iruka smiled, but the look in his eyes made it look forced.

“Yo!”
‘What kind of reaction is that?’
Sasuke disliked both of them already.

Iruka suddenly stood up and dragged Naruto to the kitchen. The blond looked back at Sasuke with an expression on his face that seemed to scream ‘help me’.

“My first impression of you…I hate you.”
Sasuke looked at the silver-haired man as he stood up.
‘And what the HELL was that supposed to mean?’
“E-excuse me?”
Kakashi walked forward until he was standing right in front of Sasuke and whispered in his ear.

“You’re giving Iruka-chan a headache, meaning no fun for me.”
“Are you some kind of pervert.”
“No more then you.”
“I. Am. Not. A. Pervert. That wasn’t what it looked like.”
“Riiiiiiiiiight.”

Kakashi sat back down in his seat, all the while Sasuke was attempting to burn a whole through the guys head.

Eventually, Naruto walked out of the kitchen, Iruka in tow. The two of them were carrying drinks and plates filled with the delicious smelling take-out food Iruka and Kakashi had brought. Sasuke’s stomach growled in anticipation. He hadn’t had a proper dinner in quite some time.

The ramen was pretty nice – not that he would ever admit it – but it wasn’t nearly filling enough. He suddenly regretted not taking those damned pills…perhaps that was the reason Naruto seemed so satisfied after eating the stuff.
“I really don’t see why you brought more food though Iruka-sensei. Sasuke and I just finished our ramen.”
“I brought ‘more food’ because I was afraid you would be having ramen.Your…friend looks famished.”

‘What? It was that obvious?’
“You should take better care of yourself Naruto, especially since there’s two people living in this house now.”

Of course Kakashi couldn’t resist butting in.

“Yeah Naru-chan, no ‘extra curricular activities’ if you don’t have the energy.”
“Kakashi!”
“It’s true. Weren’t you the one complaining about being hungry every time we-”
“Kakashi!!!”

Naruto looked like a fish. Eyes as wide as saucers, mouth gaping. Not that Sasuke could blame him. These people were kind of like his parents. Not a single person would want to hear about their parents’ ‘bedroom playing time’. Well, not the normal ones anyway.

He silently suspected Kakashi was the type of guy to be ‘peeking through the keyhole’ so to speak…

‘Damn pervert’


----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Sasuke’s second dinner for the night – even though one measly cup of ramen counted more like a snack – went about as smooth as the ones back home. If not worse.
When the time came to say goodbye to his in-laws, Sasuke was exhausted. He couldn’t wait to get to bed and get a good nights sleep.

Naruto tossed a pair of pyjama’s in his general direction. But as soon as he started pulling of his clothes, he earned another earful of ‘perverts’, ‘privacy’ and the like.

“Dobe, we’re getting married. And besides, it’s not as if you have anything that I haven’t seen before.”
“Yeah, and I’ve seen parts of you I didn’t care to see at all! Or do I need to remind you of earlier this evening?”
Sasuke flinched. That had to have been one of the most embarrassing moments in his entire life. He DEFENITELY didn’t want to be reminded of it.

Unless Naruto became a willing participant of course…

Certain images of a naked Naruto suggestively draped over the couch they had previously been occupying crossed his mind.

“You’re doing it again!”
“Doing what?”
Naruto pointed downwards.
‘Oh….That.’

A certain appendage was acting up again. It surprised him Naruto wasn’t making a scene at the moment, but rather then scream and throw random accusations in his general direction, he stared at it.

‘But then again, I’m wearing underwear right now…’

Still, perhaps Naruto’s ‘curious’ mood could be a good opportunity to perform a little…experiment.

Sasuke slowly walked forward, a lecherous grin on his face.

“What are you doing?”

Blushing, a good sign, right?

“S-stop! Don’t come any closer!”
It was rather unfortunate that Uchiha hormones are as stubborn as their ‘owners’ and can’t comprehend terms like ‘stop’ and ‘don’t’.
The brunet wrapped his arms around Naruto’s and pulled him against his chest, effectively keeping him from escaping and starting yet another race around the apartment.
Which was a good thing, since as Sasuke had expected, Naruto started to struggle like a kitten again.

After a half-heartedly “Leggo…” Sasuke gazed into the gorgeous blue eyes that were staring at him intently. Would this be their…first time?
Naruto suddenly didn’t seem nearly as unwilling as before, especially not when two pairs of lips finally met.

Quite the opposite, his little shinobi’s arms found their way around Sasuke’s neck as he practically melted in his – soon to be – lovers arms.

Sasuke carefully directed them towards the bed, all the while their lower bodies rubbing against one another to release some of the tension that was building up there.
No, Naruto was definitely not complaining now…
Sasuke pushed him down onto the bed, breaking their kiss and allowing them to breath in the much needed air.
Naruto’s face was flushed, the blue eyes he loved so much clouded over with lust. The pert lips still wet from their previous actions. Said lips were parted slightly as his little shinobi panted slightly.

If he wasn’t in love already, he probably would have fallen right now. He caressed Naruto’s cheek lovingly, almost as if reassuring himself that the gorgeous young man underneath him was real. He gently traced the odd yet adorable scars.

Naruto placed his hands on Sasuke’s chest and pushed him back a little and proceeded in slowly, almost agonizingly sliding of his shirt before laying back on the bed.
With the blonds hand laying beside the pillow, long graceful legs spread to allow him access to what Sasuke seemed to be craving the most right – even more so then breathing – and a gentle, tentative smile on those bruised, absolutely kissable lips, it was almost as if he were screaming ‘molest me’.

The hand that had been previously caressing a smooth cheek, now stroked the slightly tanned chest before him, making sure to spend attention to delicious looking nubs that were hardening at every touch. Naruto was so sensitive and responsive…
The many tiny moans and pants eventually won over his patience as he slid down and grabbed the blonds pants, pulling them down along with his boxers, revealing all.

Naruto’s legs were still shamelessly spread across the bed, rewarding Sasuke with a sight that would have probably killed him from blood loss, hadn’t said blood been travelling downwards.

Sasuke indulged his desires by slowly rubbing Naruto’s thighs, still not believing how soft his skin was. To tell the truth, he hadn’t been expecting that.
Placing his hands in the hollow of the blonds knees, he pushed the smooth limbs upwards, holing them in that position as he slowly started to kiss and nibble Naruto’s thighs, moving towards his little shinobi’s ‘not-so-little’ erection.

He had absolutely no idea if what he was doing was any good, but judging from the look on Naruto’s face, he must be doing something right.
Those piercing blue eyes were looking down at him, watching his every move.
Sasuke smirked, his own onyx eyes never breaking contact with Naruto’s.
‘Little pervert. Not so innocent now huh…’

He then decided that if Naruto wanted a show, he would get one. Sasuke experimentally ran his tongue over the swollen head of Naruto’s hard-on and lapped at the pearly drops of precum, earning him an absolutely delicious sounding moan.

The brunet felt a little more daring and wrapped his lips around the head of Naruto’s cock.

More moans, louder this time and oh god how he loved those moans. All the while, Naruto was still looking at him, nearly closing his eyes as Sasuke started to take more of the weeping erection into his mouth.

Naruto’s hands made their way into his raven locks. Sasuke could only hope the blond didn’t get too exited as the hips belonging to the flushed body below him slowly started to rock forward. He had absolutely no experience with situations like these and didn’t feel like gagging. Sasuke was actually amazed he hadn’t done so already.

Naruto’s fingers were clutching onto his hair tighter with every thrust and Sasuke wouldn’t be surprised if some strands would be torn out altogether. In an attempt to save his precious hair, Sasuke pulled back, much to the dissatisfaction of the panting form beneath him.

“Why did you stop?!”
“You were ripping out my hair! That’s why you absolute moron!”

Honestly, did he immediately have to start screeching like a harpy because of a little ‘break’?
“Then you should have said something you jerk!”
“SAID something?! Your dick was in my mouth remember!”
“And it was having a good time too!”
“I can’t believe you! And you keep calling me a pervert?!”
“You started it! You’re just a bad influence!”

‘Just a bad influence? You little-‘

The mood was definitely gone now…

“Do you always need to have the last word!”
“No I don’t!”
“Fine! You know what? I’m going to sleep, have fun taking care of that.”
Sasuke grabbed the blanket and janked it hard, the sudden movement nearly caused Naruto to fall out of the bed.
“Watch it!”
Sasuke rolled around and settled underneath the covers, choosing to ignore Naruto.
“Why do you always have to be such a perverted jerk!”
Naruto really wasn’t helping improve things right now.
“Sasuke….come on. Don’t be mean.”
The object of his affections apparently disliked being ignored. The previous anger had been forgotten by the idiot as he started to snuggle against him.
“Sasuke……please……?”
The brunet in question sighed. Why did the moron have an adorable whiny voice to go along with the hot body? Clearly someone up there must have hated him right now. It was impossible to stay angry with the idiot.
“Fine, come here.”

He would be damned if Naruto was ‘going to get any’ right now, damning himself to self-induced celibacy for the night as well. But the snuggling was good too.
Perhaps they could take their ‘playtime’ to new heights tomorrow, but for now, having his arms around Naruto while the attention starved blond was holding onto him like a lifeline was definitely good enough.


----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Sasuke was nervous. Very nervous.
Naruto was excited about giving him the grand tour of Konoha and was determined to show him everything.

Everything of course meant Ichiraku Ramen…

However this wasn’t the reason why Sasuke was nervous. No not at all.
From the minute he stepped outside that awkward feeling of being watched returned in full force. Naruto didn’t seem to notice anything though.
His lovable idiot was in a very good mood, or at least it seemed like it. He seemed to have a perpetual silly grin plastered on his face and even though Sasuke wanted to believe it was his doing, there seemed to be something ‘off’ about it.
It was probably nothing though. Just one more turn and they would be at the main road…


----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

??? POV

“The target has almost reached the main road. He is accompanied by the ‘Fox’. I repeat, codename ‘Fox’.”

This day would be a day Konoha would never forget. A day to be written down in history, printed in all the newspapers…
For this was the day the young man named Sai and the fangirl packs of Konoha joined forces in order to find out as much as they could about this ‘Sasuke’ as they possibly could.
Though their reasons may be different, they realised that it would be best to combine their powers.
After several attempts to get closer to their object of study – and failing miserably – a temporary alliance was formed.
Before the reluctant groups joined as one, chaos had struck Konoha.
The newly formed SasuNaru-fangirl branch had attempted to use their wall-climbing skills armed with mini-cams while the ‘Sasuke-is-not-gay’ branch used a similar tactic by climbing down from the roof. To say the two groups bumped into eachother would be an understatement.
Sai on the other hand still feared girls of any sort after a long traumatised childhood of being stalked and practically molested at every turn.
The SaiNaru-fans were trying to get close enough to question him about his new rival.
The Sai-fans were just trying to get close.

Another recently spawned branch – better known as the SasuNaruSai-group – were moving in from the other side, attempting to coax him into the room with the two other boys.
Preferably the bed too.

So upon realising that the only thing they were accomplishing was getting in eachothers way, so the pact was sealed and Sai found himself sporting binoculars while posted on the rooftop of the local dango-shop.

Another ‘project chicken-butt’ member was doing the same on the rooftop across from him…and next to him…and behind him. Well, you get the picture.

“And god what a fox indeed! I mean take a look at that-”
“Sai!”
“Sai-chan, please, stay focused!”
“But I am focused!”
“On something besides Naruto!”
“Fine…”
“Kyaaaaaaaaaa! Sai-chan is pouting! So cute!”
“Oh my god! Where?! Take a picture!”
“………now who’s focussing on the wrong thing?”

A plain red-haired haired kunoichi placed her camera back into her pouch as her gray eyes blurred with unshead tears.

“Wait a second! I think they’re holding hands!”
“They’re what?!”
“Now they’re kissing!”
“WHAT?!”
“Wrong couple you dumbass! Honestly Keiko, you call yourself a fangirl?”
“I’m sorry sempai! It must have been the sun! Really!”
Having ones fangilr-hood questioned was considered to be the ultimate insult.
The brownhaired girl was sniffling.

“Yeah! Why don’t you go join the ‘Sasuke-is-not-gay’ group. That one’s full of idiots!”
“Hey! We’re not idiots!”

Sai rubbed his temples. Perhaps working together with these….weird creatures had not been such a good idea.”

“...Are we?”

Finally. He snapped.

“Could we just get back on subject?”
“Shut up! Who put you in charge!”
This caused both Sai and the groups that somehow contained his name – except the anti-sai one, since they were watching the group that was watching Sasuke, who in turn was watching Naruto – to look up at the source of the one that had dared to insult the stomach revealing bishounen.

“Sorry……?”

“How DARE you insult Sai!”

A fiery red-head stood up and made her way towards the girl on the rooftop next to her.
“Hey! Come on! I said I was sorry!”

As several other girls joined into the discussion, Sai slapped his forehead.
They weren’t getting anywhere!
Well, they were getting themselves into yet another fangirl war if anything.
The previous one had been horrible…
An unknown girl once made the terrible mistake to wear the same outfit as the previous Sai-fangirl group leader. On fangirl-day of all days. Misgari – just like most of the Sai-fangirls – was known to be quite crazy…

In a fit of rage Misgari declared war on all the other groups just to make sure that the group of which the unknown female had been a member off was punished. Of course it wasn’t until later that they found out the girl had simply been lost and enterred the room with the sole intention of asking for directions…
Upon Misgari’s retirement, the fiery-redhead named Saiya took her place.
Now the general population of Konoha noticed little to nothing about this war.
As a matter of fact, the only thing that seemed out of place was the large ammount of short haircuts and rather ghastly vibrant haircolours that seemed to light up even in the dark.
Sai didn’t know wether to thank Misgari or to curse her.
Those horrible colours managed to blind him on a bright sunny day more then once.
Yet again, they had been easier to spot during their ‘stake-outs’.

“Wait a second! They’re gone!”
“WHAT?!”
Sai looked around frantically. Indeed they were gone…


----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Naruto POV


‘What the hell are all those people doing on the rooftops?’

He had never for the life of him seen a pack of women this big before. And what the heck was Sai doing with them? He hated women! The jackass even had the guts to wave at him from behind those binoculars of his before getting caught up in some sort of conversation with the other ‘rooftop-gang-members’.
He had to get out of here, and fast.
Not to mention beat on Sai, but that could wait untill later…

It wasn’t even hard to get away, even though it should have been. Those women were everywhere! They were being watched from all angles.
Though at some point one of the females managed to get pretty much all of them caught up in a huge argument. Naruto still couldn’t quite figure out as to what they were doing here in the first place. Perhaps fangirling over rooftops? One never knew what they’d think of next…
Sai meant trouble though.
A lot of it.

So against the wishes of his stomach, Naruto planned a trip to the academy first.
Ichiraku Ramen would have to wait…

‘Damn it! Well, at least Iruka-sensei will be thrilled! Or at least I think he will.’

For some odd reason Iruka-sensei didn’t seem to like Sasuke all that much. Which was rather strange considdering Iruka-sensei pretty much liked everyone.
As a matter of fact, the man seemed convinced that Sasuke was simply here to deprive Naruto of his innosence and other such ‘evil’ plots. He figured that his poor old sensei was just shocked about Sasuke looking so much like Sai.
Not to mention Kakashi’s perverted escapades.
No wonder the man was paranoid!

Iruka-sensei was just going to have to live with it though. Unlike Sai, Sasuke was not a perverted-

‘But then again…’

Last night managed to completely change his view of the dark-haired young man.
True, he had insulted him several times by claiming him to be a pervert – and last night proved it! – but he really didn’t mind.
In fact it was rather nice to feel wanted like that. Last night they had almost…
It had been nice though and he found himself really not minding giving it another go…
Especially if there was more snuggling afterwards.
They’d be keeping the snuggling. Period.

“Well, our first stop is the academy!”
“The what?”
“The academy! This is where we train our ninja! Iruka-sensei works here.”
“You went to school here?”
“Yup!”
Naruto rushed of to the swing located in front of the building.
The lone swing was tied to the tree and almost seemed out of place in the large empty playing ground.

“I used to play with this thing all the time when I was little! Give it a try!”
“I am NOT getting on that thing.”
“Aww, come one, I’ll even push!”
“No.”
“You’re no fun…”

Why did the guy always have to be such a stoic bastard?
It was almost as if the guy had never been a kid.

Now there was a scary thought…
An imagine of an alien race made up out of full-grown Sasukes who produced almost instantly… I mean an entire planet full of those things…
Casting such subjects aside, he took a gander at Sasuke’s forlorn face.
The pale young man needed to loosen up and Naruto would be the one to do it!
From this day on he would try to make Sasuke as happy as he could!
It was a personal mission and a promiss of a lifetime!

With newfound determenation Naruto grabbed his samurai’s hand and pulled him towards the entrance. The halls were empty and quiet as the teachers droned on about several subjects.
Naruto wasn’t interested – he had heard them all before after all – but Sasuke seemed fascinated.
The gorgeous black orbs seemed focussed on the thing around him.
Upon passing a class during shuriken throwing practise Sasuke was invited by the present teacher. After much coaxing from Naruto’s end, the stubborn Uchiha swallowed his pride and threw his first shuriken…
As expected it didn’t even hit the post, much to Sasuke’s dispise.
It didn’t take long for the kids to practically adopt Sasuke into their class – they were showing him all the things they had learned in class – and as the bell rung to warn them morning classes had ended, several of the children stuck around.
It was odd how a seemingly uncaring young man could get along with kids so well.
Naruto thought as he looked on with a smile on his face.
By the time the second bell rang, the kids said their goodbye and rushed off to their next class.
“What are you smiling about dobe?”
“You, teme.”
For a minute there Naruto could have sworn he saw pink taint the Uchiha’s pale cheaks.
There was no mistaking the slight smile on his face though…
For a minute the two young lovers looked at eachother until suddenly Sasuke’s eyes focussed on something else…

The Uchiha-runaway walked towards a door, stood still in front of it and just looked at it.
Having peaked Naruto’s interest, he soon got up and walked towards the same door.

“Did the door insult you or something?”
A cold but deadly glare was his answer.
“Come on, ease up on the poor thing. I think it’s trembling in fear.”
Sasuke simply gave him an odd look.
“Hey, what’s wrong?”
“Look for yourself dobe…”
“What?”
He looked at the door. Nothing seemed to be out of the ordinary…it was just that. A door.
Figuring he wasn’t getting what Sasuke was hinting at, he looked at him expectantly.

“Look closer idiot.”
He walked closer to the door while grumbling something about ‘weird teme’s and stupid doors’. He really didn’t get it. What was so special about an unlocked janitors closet anyway?

‘Oh shit…’

Before he could yell ‘Sasuke’ he had already been pushed inside, the door locked firmly behing them….

(AN: There is an actual lemon in this chapter! Checkt he adultfanfiction or SasuxNaru lj group for the fully unsensored version of this chapter!)


----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

“Sasuke! Let go! A janitors closet is WAY too cliché!”

Sasuke seemed to have other things on his mind though. He seemed to be keeping busy stripping down in record time. And I mean record time. Naturally, Sasuke wouldn’t be called an Uchiha if the didn’t always try to improve in every subject known to man.
So the chore of getting Naruto nakes was tackled.
Or rather Naruto was tackled.

To Naruto it seemed Sasuke had grown several new arms, as the pale young mans hands seemed to be everywhere at the same time. In his hair, his thighs, his nipples…
The two soon-to-be-lovers were sitting on the wooden floor of the tiny room, with Naruto gently placed in the Uchiha’s lap, mewling with pleasure as they moved against eachother.
The blond felt like he was in heaven as he wrapped his arms around Sasuke’s neck while Sasuke seemed to try and devour Naruto with his eyes alone.

Sasuke pushed two of his fingers into Naruto’s mouth in an attempt to slicken them.
Soon the digits were covered in saliva and made their way downwards to the crack of Naruto’s ass and the virgin entrance that awaited.
As one of the fingers slowly pushed inside of him, Naruto wiggled in Sasuke’s lap.
It felt weird. Not painful or anything, just weird.
As the probing appendage reached it’s knuckle, it slowly assumed a thrusting motion.
Now it felt really weird.

Naruto felt his muscles clench, as if to try and force the invader out.
It was almost like he no longer had control over his own body. And the adding of a second finger didn’t help either. The intruding fingers were thrusted in deeper and deeper…
As the pace seemingly slowed down, Naruto was suddenly pushed to the floor and Sasuke wasted no time in janking one of his legs upward to place it over the pale boys shoulder.
While his legs were stretched at an odd angle, the fingers picked up their pace.

“Sasuke, it feels weird. No more.”
“Just ignore it for now, it’ll get better.”

Was Sasuke going to rape him or something? Naruto shuddered at the thought.
Or perhaps it was the fingers picking up the pace again.
All of a sudden it was as if lightning struck. The digits inside of him brushed against something and soon the ‘weirdness’ faded away and the squishy noises that had been embarrassing him mere seconds ago were turning him on.

“D-do that again…”
Sasuke smirked.
“Do what?”
“That thing with your fingers!”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about usuratonkatchi.”
“You jackass!”
“Hn.”

There it was again, that feeling. Only this time the fingers were right on target with every harsh thrust. A strange pressure was building up as Naruto’s breathing became erratic.

“Oh god! I’m gonna-”

Suddently the pressure that had been building up was released.

“Sasuke!”

It was almost as if his heart was pounding in his ears. His slightly tanned stomach was covered in sticky semen which seemed to be drying up rather quickly.

“You don’t really think we’re done yet, do you Naru-chan?”

What more could the maniac be planning? What else was Sasuke planning on sticking up his ass. A broomhandle? Naruto made sure not to utter a word though. He didn’t want to give the guy ideas…

His leg was removed from the pale shoulder and pushed up to his cheast, the other soon joining. Naruto watched as Sasuke put his ankles into one hand and stared as the brunet gathered some of his cum and slickened his straining erection.
As Sasuke’s cock moved towards the still twitching hole, Naruto gulped.
It was probably going to hurt. Sasuke’s dick was a whole lot bigger then the two fingers had been.
The head of the fully erect cock slowly pushed inside.
‘This isn’t heaven! This is hell!’

“Just relax.”
“You expect me to relax with that thing up my- Ow! That hurt you bastard!”
“Like I said, just relax, it’ll stop hurting soon.”
Somehow Naruto doubted that. But then again, the fingers had felt unpleasant at first as well.
The blond bit his lip as he tried to relax as much as he could.
The stretching and friction were so bad that it felt like his insides were on fire.
‘Thank god the thing is finally in…’

“Naruto?”
“What?”
A pair of soft lips brushed against his in such an innocent manner that it almost seemed out of place with the current setting…
“I love you, you know that?”
Naruto smiled, momentarilly forgetting about his predicament.
“Yeah, I know. Even though you’re a bastard, I love you too.”
The slight roll of Sasuke’s hips was all it took to remind Naruto of their current position, only now he was fully relaxed and the painful burning sensation had lessened severly.

‘The bastard was trying to distract me…’

As he opened his mouth to say something, Sasuke took full advantage of of it and kissed him, his tounge moving in Naruto’s now eager mouth. The brunet started a slow space as me moved in and out of Naruto’s tight heat. It didn’t take long for them to pick up their pace and soon they were moving against eachother frantically.
Naruto’s cock – hard once more – was trapped between their stomachs.

The blond moaned, or was it Sasuke?
He didn’t care, he just didn’t want this feeling to end.
Ever.

But as everyone knows, all good things come to an end sooner or later.
The tension was once again building up, and this time it wasn’t just Naruto. Sasuke was about ready to come as well.

“N-Naruto!”
Sasuke’s erection was twitching almost as bad as Naruto’s insides.
Hot liquid came out in streams as Sasuke filled Naruto up.
Naruto mewled and found release for the second time that day, coating both of their stomachs with hot semen.

“In here sensei!”
“Yeah! This is where the weird noises are coming from!”

‘Oh god no…’

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

??? POV

‘Kids and their imagination. Monsters in the closet, honestly.’
The teacher known as Muzuki-sensei opened the door.

“See? There’s no such thing as-”

‘Oh. My. God. Talk about monster in the closet!’

There he was. The one child that had single-handidly ruined the lives of the people of Konoha. The demon brat. And as if that wasn’t bad enough, he was currently being nailed by some guy with hair like a chicken’s behind.

“Have you NO shame?! Get dressed and get out of here!”
He slammed the door shut and turned his attention to the ‘mortified’ little girls.
Little did he know a whole new generation of fangirls was born that day…

TBC