X-mas Songs, Naruto-style!
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
14
Views:
1,215
Reviews:
36
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
The Yaoimas Song
By: ladygizarme
Warnings: umm.. girls? No actual het, though
A/N: Happy Christmas-in-July, 2009!! Meant to post this the first of July, but I forgot. >.< I’m not sure if I’ll have any more of these this month, but I’ll definitely be back for actual Christmas. ^_~
[to the tune of “The Christmas Song”, A.K.A. “Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire”]
Boys dry humping by an open fire
Jack off, biting at their lips
Naruto moans to drown out a choir
As Kakashi moves his practiced hips
Everybody knows that Sasuke needs some action, too
Just to make him less uptight
Suigetsu with his engorge jutsu
Pounds him while Juugo sucks just right
They know that Karin’s watching, too;
Her eyes are big and face is a red hue;
And miles away, in Team Kakashi’s camp,
Sakura’s panties are quickly getting damp
And so, I’m offering this simple phrase
To boys and all their fangirls, too;
Although it’s been said, many times, many ways,
A very Merry Yaoimas, to you!