'When life gives you Emails'

When life gives you Emails.


Forty-five minutes later after showering, cleaning up, and putting his plushie back in his rightful place, he got back online.


Plushie was tuck,


By his side.


Sorry plushie that I left you.


Kiss,


Kiss,


Nuzzle.


Sasuke teme still hasn't come back yet so he may as well do something useful.


To keep himself busy of course, mind you.


Like,


Acting as his friends personalities.


OOO!


Or even his teachers!!


HOT DOG!!!!


Ahem.


Cough.


Gets on floor.


Does one,


Two push-ups,


Three.


If I cannot do one thousand push ups, then I'll do two thousand more!


Hehehe, he's so weird.


Acting like fuzzy eyebrows.


Lee would seriously be thrilled at his great acting!


Hopping up, Naruto does the good guy pose with that signature smile.


Thumbs wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy up!


Ah, youth!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Enthralled with his acting, he moved on to his next victim.


Kakashi-pervy-sensi.


Ahem!


From the top!


Naruto stand in the middle of his room, holding his orange diary...er...Journal!


........


Blink.


What?


He can own a diary!


ANYWAY!


No this is not gay porn.


Naruto says in his Kakashi-pervy-sensi voice, eyes twinkling with dirty intent.


Now where is my dolphin?


Mah...


Naruto throws his diary...COUGH...JOURNAL away.


His teacher is so boring!


No wait! This is so boring...


Ooooooooooo!


Gold member! He needs to watch Austin Powers!


Yah, baby!


Grabs DVD from out of no where.


SQUEALS!


Shag-a-dila!


O.o


Okay, that was just bad...Austin Powers would be ashamed of him right now.


Pops in DVD into his DVD player,


Turns TV on.


Hops into bed.


Plays movie.


Bing.


Blinking, Naruto looks at his laptop screen, realizing he forgot Sasuke!


THE UKE!!


Who's IM'ing him!


Heh wouldn't the Ice Princess like to know that....


He'll do just that!


FoxyS30: Hiya! WB Ice Tits! Sorry I forgot about U ^___~

/Sasuke/ Rolls eyes.


Uke: I bet. Tch. Morons like you tend to use 2% of there brain. Stop calling me that name. And I don't care.


Was that suppose to make sense?


Naruto wonders.


Plushie wonders.


You should wonder.


FoxyS30: O.O....O-okay...Um...so...hehehe...Was that an insult?


Asked the clueless blonde.


/Sasuke/ Sweat drops.


Uke: ...Idiot...


FoxyS30: Okay. But seriously, do you hate me now?


Uke: I don't think hate is the right word describe what I feel.


/Naruto/ Pouts. What as jerk...and he made him miss Austin's first number into the movie!


HE MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Naruto stares at his plushie.


Reaches out with foot and pokes the doll with his toes.


Nope. Not. Alive.


Fucking weird.


Is it smiling now?


Okay, no more Chucky movies for him.


....Turns back to screen.


FoxyS30: So you don't hate me over what I just did?


/Sasuke. You have to be a complete moron to hate that. Seriously. Sasuke just wishes it could have been his you know who.


Dobe.


Toes curl,


Uncurl.


Yeah...


His dobe.


Fat chance over that happening.


Uke: Whatever. This is making me depressed.


/Naruto/ Blinks.


FoxyS30: Wait! WHAT?! That...I did that? Make you depressed? Or that you're depress you masturbated to me instead?


Uke: How the fuck do you know? I could have been doing something else completely! Fuck, whatever so what if I was? It wasn't like I was enjoying it with you.


Sasuke instantly regretted it. He was sorry he said anything but the fact remains he wanted it to have been with Naruto. Yeah he can admit that and that he was starting to like this Foxy person.


But,


Fear rears its ugly head once again.


And with that fear brought Sasuke on the defensive.


Foxy still...didn't deserve his lashing though...


Uke: Foxy, I--!


Foxy went offline before he could get another word in.


FUCK!


BANG!


Fuck! Again!


Sasuke nurses over his bruise knuckles and over the fact at what he said,


Uncalled for,


Mean,


Damn.


He screwed up..... Majorly.....


/Naruto/ Naruto sobbed, trying to pack away his laptop, stop crying, and to stop letting big meanie Sasuke get to him but he was crush.


Heart broken.


There was someone else!


Sasuke didn't want him!!


How could he have been so stupid?!


Big. Fat. Tears rolled down chubby cheeks.


Its just not fair!


Hiccup,


Sob.


Click,


Pop.


Takes movie out,


Turns TV off,


Puts movie away.


Its just not fai---!


His crying and quick movements was interrupted by a knock at his door.

Who could that be?

Sniffle.


Wiping tears away, Naruto hurries toward the door.

Peeks in peek hole.


Blinks watery blue eye in surprise at the other person standing at his door.


With a crying wail,


Yanks door open,


Leaps into startled arms of the brunette he calls friend.


SAI!!!!


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Like it? Hate it? GAH! Please don't kill me! I swear! Everything will work out! Sasuke didn't hate what happened he just wanted it to be Naruto and took it out on, you guess it, NARUTO! Even this ending of the chapter turned out as a surprise for me. Please forgive me guys for making Naruto cry, I DIDN'T MEAN IT! Sai's here though! He'll make things better! LOL As for the stuttering? It was just for effect of the moment! LOL


A shoutout/BIG thank you to SATOYUKI!!! OMG! Thank you for beta'ing for me! I appreciate it so much that this chapter it delicated to you! Hehehe! Thanks again!


A another shout out/ THANK YOU! For all those who wish me well! Sorry I took so long in getting this out! After getting better I got A LITTLE lazy. LOL. I still hope you guys liked this chappie! Ttus!


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Spriggan_d: Your nothing but trouble...you bring the evil!! HAHAHAHAHAHA GO GET HER SASUKE!!! YES! AHA! U deserve to get molested by the Uchiha! BWUHAHAHAHA! I KNOW! That pairing would be a sight to see but poor animehead is disgusted by those two. LOL HAHAHAHA Omg I can see what your talking about! GAH! The powers of youth! LOVE YA! Ttul!


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