Rehabbing the Dobe

I do not, and never will own Naruto
This story is most defiantly yoai (boy x boy love) okay I may have turned Naruto into the uber-uke, but he’s just so cute in this who could resist his charms (I like the stories where everybody wants Naruto).

Rehabbing the Dobe

Chapter 14: True Rumors and Creepy Stalkers

Sasuke and Naruto walked hand in hand it had been a week since they were officially a couple and they were still being stalked and glared at. Poor Naruto was the object of many rumors, and biting remarks from both the fan girls and much of the community at large. Sasuke just held him close and glared at anyone who dared to insult his precious blonde.

There were also 'Naru-stalkers' to take into consideration. These were mostly comprised of men and older male teenage civilians who saw him as the model of a perfect uke. Naruto was petite and feminine (despite his loud and obnoxious behavior which once had really annoyed Sasuke, but now only seemed incredibly cute.) He was quite a beautiful object of desire, and apparently the fantasy of many men young and old alike. Sasuke's stomach churned at the thought. Still Naruto only noticed the glares and the insults. He missed the hungry gazes, the pick-up lines, and the groping...Yes poor Naruto-chan's ass must have had a bull’s eye painted on it because it was hit, tapped, pinched and brushed up against almost constantly.

There were many men reporting the emergency room with broken fingers and crushed hands. All claimed to have had some sort of mysterious accident. Sasuke finally gave up when some men came back with bandages and casts still trying to cop a feel. He broke one man's right hand then he came back to get his left smashed by Sasuke's foot. When he came back later that day Sasuke had had enough. He picked up his petite blonde and placed him safely in front of himself with no distance between his front and Naruto's backside. Only Uchiha Sasuke was allowed to molest the dobe!

There were persistent ninja admirers they were trickier to evade and protect Naruto from. Naruto enjoyed the 'friendly gestures' not realizing the less then innocent intentions those gifts held. He and Sasuke were enjoying their morning walk to the market place. When suddenly a box of chocolates appeared to fall from the sky. Naruto caught the box and read the tag that was carefully tucked inside the cellophane on the heart shaped box.

“It’s addressed to me!” He squealed in delight. He read the note.

...Dearest Naruto,
...You are my light, ethereal and beautiful. Please accept this minuscule token. The sweets in this box are nothing compared to your intoxicating scent.
...With love eternal,
...Your Secret Admirer.

"Oi, Teme, look what someone just dropped...and it's addressed to me!" Naruto tilted his head in a cute manner as he turned around to show the box to Sasuke, "It's not even near valentines day...where would someone find a heart shaped box of chocolates?"

Sasuke frowned and took the box, "You can't keep these."

"Why not," Naruto grabbed for the chocolates.

Sasuke pulled it out of his grasp, "This box is opened already how do you think they got that note under the wrapper? What if they are poisoned?"

"Oh..." Naruto's face creased as he thought it over before nodding sadly, "You're probably right." Sasuke tossed the whole thing into a convenient trash bin not far from where they stood.

Sasuke shrugged then he grabbed the smaller boy around the waist and kissed his cheek, "How 'bout I take you to the market place and I'll buy you some candy. Anything you want. Then we could go get some ramen." Naruto smiled and nodded, "That's my dobe." Sasuke rubbed his hand through the silken gold that was Naruto's hair.

Not far away a very angry ninja sat fuming in a tree. His gift to his love and hopefully future bride was thrown into a garbage bin. He had lusted after the blonde for a long time. He had been so close! Since he heard the rumors of Naruto's newest gift he seemed all the more beautiful. How many semes could claim that their uke could produce heirs? None to his knowledge, and unless he could put the breaks on that bastard Uchiha's advances he'd not be able to claim that either...

...Naruto and Sasuke had a very good time considering the Uchiha had not had to hospitalize more then half dozen 'Naru-stalkers.' Naruto had spotted Team Gai and had dragged Sasuke into a conversation...err, well sort of. Sasuke and Neji traded 'Hn's' Lee gabbed on and on about the power of youth. He and TenTen kept Naruto's attention. Sasuke finally put a stop to it when innocent touches turned into Lee hanging off the lithe blonde crying about how youthful Naruto seemed and that it was so good to hear he was doing better. Sasuke rescued Naruto but soon another voice called out, "N-Naruto-kun," Sasuke growled under his breath.

"Hinata-chan!" Naruto ran up to her and hugged her tightly, earning a death glare from Sasuke and surprisingly from Neji also, and making Hinata blush. Somehow she managed not to faint though.

"How ya been, Hina-chan?" Naruto chattered.

"I'm f-fine, b-but f-father needs Neji-san," She pointed her fingers together and looked toward her cousin. Neji's face remained impassive as a sheer cliff face. He nodded bidding farewell to his comrades and nodding once more specifically to Naruto.

As they walked away everybody, save for Lee perhaps, noticed the weight in the air lifting, but Naruto watched the two Hyuugas walk off worrying about the shy Hinata. Neji was an ok guy but still could be a bit of a bastard to his younger more fragile cousin. Now Naruto was no Hyuuga but his eyes were better then average. The two Hyuugas seemed to be arguing before they disappeared from view, and once...Only once Neji looked back. He was far away, but Naruto noticed two things as they seemed to make eye contact. Firstly, Neji had his baykugan activated if the veins around his eyes did not belie him, and second, despite
the harshness of his face there was a look of concern that only grew to alarm as the boy took his fleeting glance at the boy.

It took Naruto only a few seconds to register the possible meaning of that strange look, 'Damn! He used his blood line limit on me now he knows I'm a freak!' Naruto grabbed a calming breath before anyone noticed he put on his best 'nothings wrong with me' smile. He put on a good show until he reached the safety of their home then feigning a head ache, which wasn't all that hard considering he was probably getting one anyway, he went to bed early...

...Sasuke was worried. By this point he had learned to read into Naruto's masks, at least a little bit and Naruto had not been happy. He let the boy go to bed early then decided he would read for a short while before joining him. There was a knock at the door. It was quiet but he sensed it was no threat. He got up laying his book aside. Then he walked out to the entry way, "Hold your horses I'm coming..."

He touched the door knob but it turned on it's own. A pink blur burst into his home. She tackled him pinning him to the ground glaring menacingly. "Sakura! What the hell?" Sasuke yelped in surprise.

"Shut up! Where is Naruto?" Her voice told him not to mess with her.

"He's in bed. He said he had a head ache," Sasuke pushed the girl off of him. Sakura relaxed a bit, but then she grabbed his hand and dragged him to the kitchen, "What are you doing?"

"Shut up," She spoke lowly, "I need to talk to you. It's about Naruto." Sasuke tensed he had known something was wrong but he chose to wait for Naruto to come to him. Had that been a mistake?

"There are lots of crazy rumors flying around," Sasuke looked confused. Sakura sighed, "Of course you wouldn't have heard them you're too close to Naruto."

"Naruto visited the gynecologist this week. Three times. It was leaked..." Sasuke's pale face grew ashen. Sakura held up her hand, "Wait that's not the worst part. Everybody's been saying that Naruto is some how female. I know it seems ridiculous, but..." She blushed, "I know I should not have, but I looked into his records again...He’s a hermaphrodite." Sasuke looked at her with a stoic yet knowing expression. She rolled her eyes, "Course you would know that, but now so does half the village. I even heard some guys at the hospital talking about him. Did you know about half of the male orderlies are totally gay for Naruto-kun?" Sasuke kept his face in check, but his hands clenched tightly.

"Who?" Sasuke's words were low, "What were they saying and who were they?"

"Um you don't need to know. You know Naruto would never-"

"Tell me what they said," He demanded quietly.

"They were talking about having sex with Naruto...I think it was a joke, but some of them got pretty detailed. They said he attacked two different doctors for trying to examine him...One guy said probably he was too tight for the doctors to handle. That one went on and on about how tight Naruto must be," Sasuke was seeing red, and so was Sakura, but she was seeing the blood running over his knuckles onto the table,

"C-calm down Sasuke we will make sure that nothing bad happens to Naruto."

"You didn't tell me who those men were," Sakura looked away.

"Why would you need to know," Sakura knew what was coming, but she sighed and waited.

"So I can write their names in blood on their grave markers," Sasuke stood looking like he was about to march off and kill something or rather someone.

"I already beat the shit out of the lot of them," Sakura stood and pushed him forcefully back into his seat. "Keep a cool head, that isn't all. I have heard rumors all over the village. Ino has been doing her best to track the sources so we can kick their asses, but its hard when everybody seems to know, and there even rumors that some of the clans are wanting Naruto to marry one of their sons to produce strong heirs that might inherit some of the demon's strength. They are who you should look out for..."

Sasuke now had a headache and longed to join his cute little blonde in bed. He sighed, "I suppose you have some sort of plan then?" She smiled and nodded. She didn't know if Sasuke would like it or hate it, but either way he was the only one to protect Naruto from further shame and potentially being kidnapped to produce some clan's future heirs...