Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse

Chapter 14: Why Don't We Do It in the Road?

At five that evening, a fine snow started to fall. Everything was covered in an inch of the fluffy white crystals after only an hour, and it didn't show signs of letting up soon. Inside, dinner, as was becoming the norm, was quiet, except for the sounds of chopsticks on plates, spoons clinking in their bowls, and the occasional "Please pass the soup" or whatever the person happened to need.

Naruto and Sasuke were ignoring Naruko, still incensed at having been outed by her in such a sudden and rather unpleasant way. Of course, as Naruko was still grounded, they thankfully didn't have to see much of her, as she had to go straight to the den after dinner and stay there for the rest of the night. Tonight, having finished their dinners early, the couple decided to go outside and walk in the snow.

"Ne, it's so pretty when it snows," sighed Naruto, lifting his face up and opening his mouth. He stuck out his tongue, trying to catch the flakes as they drifted down. "I wish it would snow all the time, 'ttebayo."

"Yeah," said his raven-haired lover, smirking, "but if it snowed all the time, then people would get sick of it, and it wouldn't seem so clean and beautiful anymore."

The blond cracked an eye and glared at him, though he was grinning. "You always have to see the negative in everything, 'ttebayo. You need to enjoy life more."

"Please, sweetie," snorted Sasuke, "I do enjoy life; I just don't make a fool out of myself while doing it PFFFT NARUTO!"

At that moment, Naruto had bent down to pick up a handful of snow, and finding Sasuke with his guard down had taken the chance to stuff it down his shirt and into his face. The raven-haired teenager spluttered, wiping snow out of his eyes, shaking his shirt and jumping around, trying to get the snow out and cursing like a maniac the entire time. Naruto rolled on the ground, laughing.

"The look on your face… is so p-p-priceless, 'ttebayo!" he gasped between bursts of laughter. "Not so p-prim and p-p-proper n-now, are you, Ice Princess HOLY SHIT COLD!" he screamed as Sasuke retaliated by grabbing the nearby garden hose and spraying him with it. Now it was Sasuke rolling on the ground, laughing like an idiot while Naruto did a weird dance, trying to get dry and warm. The blond glared at him.

"Oh, it's on now, temee," he said, picking up a ball of snow and hitting his boyfriend in the face with it. Despite having been laughing maniacally only seconds before, Sasuke quickly recovered and let fly a snowball of his own, grinning like a little kid as it exploded on Naruto's shirt.

They didn't know how they got there, but suddenly they were wrestling in the snow, shoving copious amounts of snow down each other's shirts and pants and any other place they could shove snow and laughing like children. And just as suddenly, they were making out, their lips interlocked in what seemed like a challenge.

"Ahem…"

The couple parted and looked up to see their older brothers looking down at them amusedly.

"What the hell are you doing?" asked Kyuubi and Itachi at the same time.

"I don't know; what are you doing standing over us while we're trying to make out?" asked Sasuke.

"Not acting like sex-crazed maniacs, that's for sure, 'ttedana," snickered Kyuubi.

Naruto scowled at him.

"Well if you didn't like the show then you shouldn't have watched, 'ttebayo," he said peevishly. "Get your own patch of snow to make out in."

"Well, first of all, how did you guys end up wet and making out in the snow like there's no tomorrow?" asked Itachi. "You looked like you were about to strip each other naked and do the dirty deed right here, in full view of anyone who cared to walk by."

"Trust me, they'd do the nasty anywhere," said Kiba, who'd come out of his room to see what was going on and who had let the nuts out of the loony bin.

"Oh yes," said Sasuke, his voice positively dripping with sarcasm, "because we are sex-crazed exhibitionist sluts who will risk anything to have sex, even our own health. Naruto shoved snow down my shirt and rubbed it in my face."

"That's what she said," Kiba quipped, and then ducked as Naruto threw a shoe at him. "Goddamn, okay, I'll leave you two to fuck each other's brains out! God you're so pissy!" He slammed the door just as Naruto threw the other shoe. "Missed me, missed me, now you gotta kiss me!" he crowed opening the door again.

"You're right, 'ttebayo," said the blond thoughtfully. "Y'know, I was only making out with Sasuke because I was trying to keep my deep feelings for you hidden. But now, I'm not ashamed to admit it. C'mere you sexy beast you, and lemme fuck you into the ground!" he yelled, running at Kiba, who screamed like a little girl and closed the door. Naruto slammed into it and howled in pain, clutching his nose. The three viewers of this spectacle burst out laughing.

"Shut up, 'ttebayo!" the blond yelled at them. "I got rid of him, didn't I?!"

"Yeah," said Sasuke, quieting down faster than Kyuubi and his older brother, "but you never make me that kind of offer…" He pouted playfully, and Naruto felt his penis twitching. He forcibly willed it to stay down until he had his boyfriend inside, stripped naked, and tied to the bed.

"Yeah, well," said Naruto, "I'm making it now, 'ttebayo. Let's go set the bed on fire!"

The other two stopped laughing, and Sasuke eyed him weirdly.

"What?"

Naruto rolled his eyes.

"Are you shitting me, temee?" he asked. "You have no idea what that means?"

The raven-haired teen shook his head.

"Enlighten me."

The blond sighed in exasperation.

"In this context it means 'let's go inside and keep our libido at a manageable level till I can tie you to the bed and ravish your gorgeous body till you can't stand anymore to my heart's content'," he said, ignoring the disgusted looks on their brothers' faces and on the faces of Suigetsu and Juugo, who had been drawn from their rooms by the racket.

Sasuke blushed profusely.

"I think that was a little too much information, dobe," he said, noting that Karin had poked her head out the door as well and currently had a life-threatening nosebleed, most likely because of the amazingly hot, extremely vivid guy-on-guy imagery that was giving him a major hard-on in spite of the cold. "But I'd like that."

"Good, 'cause you don't have much of a choice," said Naruto, picking up his lover bridal style. "I am gonna have major blue balls if I don't do something right now, 'ttebayo."

"Sweetie, did anyone ever tell you that you would make a great gay porn novelist?" asked the raven-haired teenager as Naruto carried him off.

Everyone stared after them, even after the door to the inside had closed.

"Oh. My. God," groaned Kiba, sticking his head out of the door. "I did not just hear that, and I'm going to erase every bit of those last few minutes from my memory with heavy sedatives."

"Just as well," Kyuubi snorted, "because you'll be hearing a lot more than amazingly vivid gay porn verbal imagery tonight if you don't use heavy sedatives, 'ttedana."

"Ugh," groaned the brunet, going a light shade of green.

"Karin's passed out," Juugo noted, worriedly. And indeed, the red-headed girl was unconscious on the floor, pale from the loss of blood via her nose.

"I'll get a towel," Itachi sighed.

"That's what she said," joked Kiba.

Kyuubi rolled his eyes.

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"So are you completely serious about everything you said out there?" Sasuke asked.

"Is the sky blue?" retorted Naruto. "Fuck yeah, so you'd better be prepared, 'ttebayo!"

"Oh, I'm ready," smirked the raven-haired teenager, lifting his head up from where Naruto had placed him on the bed and capturing the blond's lips. "Are you?"

Their tongues wrestled for a moment before Naruto broke away, lifting Sasuke's cold, wet clothes away to reveal his extremely ravishable body. The raven tried to help his boyfriend remove his own clothes, but Naruto produced a pair of fuzzy black cuffs, and before Sasuke knew it his hands were above his head, bound loosely to the bedpost. He could only watch, helpless to do anything about his own erection, as Naruto shed his clothes to reveal a rock-hard penis standing fully at attention. He noticed something on the underside and looked up questioningly.

"Is that a gauge on the underside of your penis?" he asked. "Why haven't I seen it before?"

"I generally take it out when I sleep or have sex," said Naruto with a smirk. "Mom went bonkers when she found out. But who cares about Mom's reaction when I'm more concerned about yours? You're the only person who'll ever get to enjoy the feeling of this baby inside of you." He played with the gauge. "It's perfectly positioned too, for maximum orgasmic pleasure."

The raven's breath hitched in his throat as his blond lover gently stroked a finger along the length of his dick, making the already-sensitive nerves excited.

Their mouths crashed together in a mess of moaning, tongue, and copious amounts of saliva and at the same time Naruto put his hand around his boyfriend's length and fisted it. Sasuke gasped, thrusting into his lover's hand as the blond broke their mouth-to-mouth contact and moved his lips down to the raven's neck, where he proceeded to bite, lick, and suck tenderly at his sensitive tattooed nape, eliciting panting groans from the smaller teenager.

"N-N-Naruto…!" he stuttered, trying to not lose all semblance of control just yet as his boyfriend's tongue piercing teased his neck and a tan hand palmed his erection at the same time, bringing him closer to completion. At the same time, the hand that wasn't busy pumping his erection and driving him crazy was caressing his body, exploring it, memorizing the feel of it, finding new ways to drive Sasuke mad with lust that even he hadn't known about. This was the true essence of love-making. Not just the sex, not just the emotion, but the entire experience of opening one's body to one trusted other for the purpose of being lavished with your lover's full attention, knowing that they would never intentionally hurt their partner.

Naruto's mouth ran over Sasuke's body, from his neck, to his hard nipples, over his abs, into his navel, and to the final destination… the hard member that the blond had been fisting. The raven-haired teenager's half-lidded eyes snapped open wide as he was taken into his lover's mouth.

"Naruto AGH!" he cried, and Naruto clamped down gently on his penis, not enough to hurt, but enough to cause him to buck, pushing himself farther into the blond's mouth as he licked the base of the raven's erection. At the same time, Naruto's thumbs were stroking the inside of Sasuke's thighs, very close to his testicles. He whimpered and thrust faster.

The ecstasy was unbelievable. Sasuke felt like he was flying, riding the orgasm as it rocked him to the core of his body. And when he was done, Naruto was still there with a raging hard-on, his large penis showing the raven exactly what was about to fill him to even more ecstatic heights. Naruto, sensing the gaze his lover was directing at him, smirked and bent down.

"I guess it's time to make good on what I told you earlier, isn't it, you sexy bastard?" he whispered in Sasuke's ear, biting the lobe and making him shiver both with pleasure and from the aftershock of his orgasm. "Lemme tell you something… I'm gonna stick my rock-hard dick in you, and believe you me; it's gonna stay there until I'm good and ready to pull it out. D'you like the idea of me fucking you until you can't stand, you masochistic little bitch?"

And just like that, the smaller teenager had another full-staff erection. Naruto smirked.

"I thought so, 'ttebayo," he said. "D'you want preparation like we normally do, or-?"

"Fuck the preparation," snapped Sasuke. "Take me fast and hard, and don't stop!"

"All right," said Naruto, grabbing the lube and slathering it all over his length. Before the raven could say anything more, his legs were lifted up onto his blond boyfriend's shoulders. The taller teenager lined his penis up with his lover's entrance and thrust into Sasuke quickly.

"AHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed the raven-haired teen. He cried out more from pleasure than from pain, but Naruto stopped, afraid of going too far and really hurting his boyfriend.

"Are you-?"

"I'm not a virgin, dammit!" Sasuke growled through gritted teeth. "I'm fine; just go!"

Naruto didn't need to be told twice; pulling out until the only thing left inside was the tip of his penis and the gauge, he slammed back in, filling the smaller teenager to the unbearable limits of pain and pleasure as he rode his second orgasm of the night, screaming his lover's name. His walls clenched around the blond's rock-hard erection, bringing him to orgasm with a shout. His dick seemed to start to soften momentarily, and then sprang back to attention, refilling Sasuke and trapping the semen inside the hot, steaming hole.

On and on they went, a hot, sweaty tangle of arms, legs, mouths, and saliva, until they both orgasmed a final time, not screaming this time, but panting each other's names, as that was all they had breath left for. This time, Naruto pulled all the way out, and with his exit came a long string of cum. Exhausted, he still found the energy to help his boyfriend uncuff himself from the bed. When this was done, Sasuke cuddled up to Naruto, resting his head in the crook of the blond's neck.

"We should do that more often," he joked, still a little out of breath.

Naruto laughed but shook his head.

"What, is three orgasms not enough for you, 'ttebayo?" he teased gently.

"It's not the orgasms," replied his boyfriend, "it's you. I can't get enough of you."

Naruto chuckled.

"Goddamn, what's happening to us, 'ttebayo?" he quipped. "We're turning into the mammals they talk about in the Discovery Channel song."

Sasuke laughed.

"We've still got a ways to go before that," he said before yawning. "And it's called The Bad Touch."

Naruto raised an eyebrow.

"I thought I was the only person on this side of the globe who knew about that song," he chuckled.

Sasuke rolled his eyes.

"Whatever," he said, kissing Naruto and cuddling closer. "I don't know where you were for the first ten years of my life, but you're not leaving it now, dobe. God I love you…"

"I love you too, Sasuke," grinned the blond, kissing his lover's forehead.

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Three rooms down, Kiba was trying to beat his brains out.

"Bad images! Bad, bad, bad images!"

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So dere it be, peoples! I'm thinking last sex scene for a while…

Sasuke: -_- Since when do I put up with being called a "masochistic little bitch"!?

Me: -_- Since I wrote that sex scene. It's my story; you just happen to be part of it, and you have to do as I say. And you are masochistic.

Naruto: 8) I think it fits. –Puts arms around Sasuke- How would you like to do it like they do on the Discovery Channel?

Sasuke: O.o That was such a horrible "let's-have-sex" line that I'm officially swearing off sex with you for the foreseeable future.

Me: XD God, Sasuke, you're such a cold fish.

Sasuke: -_- What the hell does that mean?

Me: -_- It means that you're stiffing your boyfriend.

Sasuke: :( I don't speak English natively; I don't understand these colloquialisms!

Me: You're not letting Naruto fuck you into the ground.

Sasuke: 0.0 Definitely not right now!

Me: Well, it's past midnight, and I have school in the morning, so I'm going to bed. Don't let me interrupt you two lovebirds! Good night!

Naruto: -_- Aren't you forgetting something?

Me: Ear plugs… check.

Sasuke: -_- Anything else?

Me: Eye mask to blind myself to anything you two may be doing… check.

Sasuke, Naruto: #-_- Oh for fuck's sake, you dumb bitch! REVIEW, PEOPLE, OR ELSE!

Me: :) Oh, that's it!

Sasuke: -Facepalms- I'm surrounded by morons. #-_-

Me: D: HEY, I'M NOT A DUMB BITCH!

Sasuke: -Vein throbs in forehead- #*_*

Naruto: By the way, whose fuzzy black handcuffs were those? /: ooO(?)

Me: Sasuke's. 8D

Sasuke: #-_- I do not own a pair of fuzzy black handcuffs, nor do I want to. And if I did own handcuffs they would be iron like those old-fashioned prison cuffs. Not fuzzy.

Me: 8) Ooh, kinky little Sasuke-chan! Review review review! -Review dances all the way to my bed, hops in, and pulls the covers over my head-