Hard Love Life

The next morning came. It was sunny out, a very rare occurrence. Hidan shook Kakuzu roughly. "Come on and get ready! I think Leader got laid or something because the sun is out." he said.

Kakuzu groaned when Hidan shook him and went to roll over, only to fall on the floor. He grumbled and stretched before standing up. "Oh yeah, one big issue, I don't own any bathing suits."

"That why I stole these!" Hidan said, holding up a pair of black swim trunks, "You and Kisame are nearly the same size, so I took these, black looks good on you after all." Hidan then held up a bikini. "This is what I'm wearing."

"I'm not wearing those." Kakuzu shook his head, he wasn't going to wear any of Kisame's clothes because god knows what he did in them. He looked over at what Hidan was going to wear. "Very attractive."

"They were brand new Kakuzu. They still have the price tag on them. See?" Hidan flicked the tag, "Now come on. The girls and I already ate."

Kakuzu frowned and took the swimsuit from Hidan, grabbing the ring off his dresser as well. He slipped on the shorts and put on the ring, feeling absolutely naked and completely awkward. Kakuzu began to retreat away from the mirror and towards the back of the room to grab his things.

Hidan huffed and tossed a shirt at Kakuzu. "Here. Feel more covered now." Hidan transformed into a woman and pulled on the bikini, snapping on the tie-side skirt, "I bet it looks even better on me. Right?"

Kakuzu caught the shirt and slipped it on, shuddering slightly. "I don't like this. I'm sure I look even odder without the stitches." He looked down at his arms. "I look naked." Kakuzu nodded, "You look better."

"You don't look odd. You look normal. And I still think you look sexy. Odd colored eyes are normal among ninja. Would you feel more comfortable with the stitches?" Hidan strode to his dresser and fished out a large bottle of sunscreen. "Seiun will need some. Her skin is practically white."

Kakuzu shook his head and walked over to the mirror. "I look so weird." His fingers ran down his arms, still feeling the stitches there. "I don't know, but this isn't natural."

"Stop it. You promised you would go. Do you want to wear the ring or not. If not then at least leave your other hearts here." Hidan walked over to his closet and pulled out a bathing suit that was only made of strings, "I'll wear this for you sometime if you go. And when I do put it on, you can do what ever you want to me."

Kakuzu sighed and walked over to Hidan, wrapping his arms around Hidan's waist. "Do I look better with or without the stitches?" He asked, slipping his hand under the skirt and bikini bottoms, rubbing softly at his lover's clit.

"You look best with them. But do what you feel comfortable. Without them you'll get women gawking at you, with them they'll run away screaming." Hidan's breath caught in his throat as Kakuzu fondled him. "You just can't keep your hands off me can you?"

Kakuzu sighed and kissed up Hidan's neck. "Maybe I'll get the attention this time instead of you, ne?" He teased, running his free hand up Hidan's stomach and under the bikini top, pushing it up to free one breast that he began to fondle. "Who would keep their hands off you?"

"You just might. You are good looking." Hidan said, playing along. He moaned softly before pushing Kakuzu's hands off him. "No more touching until we get to were we are going. Kiss, lick, bite, finger, and fuck me all you want there. I could slip into the men's showers."

Kakuzu bit on Hidan's neck. "You're just lying to me. I'm sure I look ugly." He huffed when Hidan pushed his hands away, then moving away completely from Hidan. "I don't do that while we're with the girls, that's be wrong, just ditching them and going to get in a quick session of fun."

"I knew you'd say that. Here." Hidan tossed Kakuzu a small remote, "Now lets see if you have the guts to press the on button." He crossed his arms and smirked.

Kakuzu raised a brow at the remote, finger hovering over the on button. "Why? What happens when I press the on button?" He pushed it and looked over at Hidan.

Hidan's legs buckled, groaning. "T-the intensity is adjustable as -ah- as is the speed." he said, his face a bright red, "And... And it -Oh!- It has a radius of f-fifty yards."

Kakuzu creased his brow. "What is this thing anyway?" He increased the intensity. "Do you plan on me using this at the pool?"

Hidan yelled and fell onto his knees. "I-it's a s-sex toy! Ah! To strong!" he whimpered, biting his lips, "Oh fuck! Kakuzu~! Turn it down!"

Kakuzu shook his head and turned up the speed as well. "I like you like this, on your knees and begging."

"Ah! Kakuzu~! You're making me crazy!" Hidan cried, tears flowing down his cheeks, "Ah! I'm- I'm come... Ing" Hidan squealed, juices squirting out of his heat. "Turn-turn it off... Oh!"

Kakuzu looked at Hidan as he came, turning off the toy and walking over to Hidan. He kneeled down beside him and wiped off a bit of the juices from Hidan's thigh. "I'm going to have fun with this. You're not allowed to take it out at all while were at the pool."

"I hoped you would like it... ." Hidan said, sitting up slowly, "Oh, I'm going to want you so bad at the end of the day... Don't turn it on so high. It will make me numb to pleasure. It may become painful." He dipped his fingers inside of his bikini bottoms, pulling it away and licking his juices off of them.

Kakuzu stayed on his knees when Hidan stood up, beginning to lap at Hidan’s thighs to get all the juices off of them. "Mm, I hope you'll have enough energy at the end of the day." He looked up at Hidan. "Do you like the taste of your juices now?"

Hidan grabbed Kakuzu's head. "Mmm, if I don't, fuck me anyway." he said simply, "Oh, I have... a lot right here." Hidan tugged the bottoms down, using his fingers of one hand to spread his heat apart while the other hand pulled Kakuzu's face to him. "I really miss your mouth."

"So you want me to fuck you while you're sleeping? Hm, I could get pleasure out of that," Kakuzu said, leaning in to begin to lap at Hidan’s heat, "We should go soon."

"Yes. Fuck me while I'm asleep." Hidan said, running his fingers threw Kakuzu's hair before stepping away and pulling his bottoms back up, "Lets go then. The girls are in the living room waiting. I told them we might take a while." Hidan grabbed a towel and slipped on some sandals before staggering to the door. "Oh shit I can hardly walk. I should use my money to get more sex toys for you to use on me."

"Fine, I will," Kakuzu said, standing up and licking his lips to get all the juices off. "Ah, they probably know what we're doing all the time, they're smarter than they look and we're hornier than most teenagers." He kissed Hidan's cheek. "It's going to be hard to keep my hands out of your bikini bottoms." Kakuzu wrapped an arm around Hidan's waist to help him walk. "That would be interesting."

"I need to talk to them more." Hidan said, smiling as Kakuzu kissed his cheek, "Don't keep them out. I'll float in an inner tube and you can finger me under water. Goggles are banned from the pool. While this toy makes me come really hard, I prefer your fingers over it."

Kakuzu grabbed Hidan's hand and smiled. "You should talk to them more." He shook his head. "I think I'm just going to keep my fingers out and mess around with the toy for a bit."

"I will then." Hidan said as they entered the living room, "Hi sweeties! Oh don't you look darling in those swimsuits!"

Seiun smiled. "Momma you look so pretty!" she said.

Kakuzu stepped behind Hidan when they entered the living room, resting his head on top of Hidan's and smiling at his daughters.

Hidan stepped away from Kakuzu and squirted some sunscreen on to his hand. "Come here Seiun. We don't want you to ruin your skin." Hidan rubbed Seiun down, tickling her, "There. Kakuzu, put some on Acheron okay?"

Kakuzu grabbed the sunscreen from Hidan and put some on Acheron, picking her up when he was done and tossing her up slightly before resting her on his hip. He looked over at her, "You're so much lighter than your mother."

"Mama is bigger." Acheron said, "Where daddy's owies?"

Hidan smiled as he picked Seiun up, letting her rest her head on his breasts. "Your so pretty." he whispered to her.

Kakuzu looked down at Acheron and tried to explained to her how he did it. "I used... ." He frowned, trying to think how to say it so she'd understand. "I used this ring and it made my scars disappear."

"Will they come back?" Acheron asked, tilting her head to the side.

Kakuzu nodded and look off the ring, showing her the stitches as they showed up once more.

Acheron smiled. "Oh good. Daddy look nice with them." She kissed Kakuzu's cheek before resting her head on Kakuzu's shoulder. "Love you."

Kakuzu scowled and slipped the ring back on. "If only everybody thought that." He smoothed her air with one hand and began towards the door. "Love you too."

Hidan smiled and fallowed Kakuzu out the door, walking next to him. "See? If a child thinks you look good then you do. It's like that story. 'The Emperor’s New Clothes' I think it's called."

Kakuzu shook his head, "That doesn't mean anything Hidan, plus, I know people, they stare and point and laugh. I've had it done before."

"Well now they are jealous of you. Hey! Stop looking at him like that! He's my boyfriend bitch!" Hidan screamed at a woman who had been giving Kakuzu bedroom eyes.

Kakuzu shifted closer to Hidan when he felt a set of eyes on him. "This is awkward, I don't like this."

"It's fine Kakuzu." Hidan said, "By the way. We're really going to a water park."

Kakuzu looked at Hidan and growled. "You lying son of a--. You're getting nothing when we get back home. No fun what so ever."

"I know what will get me some fun. Families get in free. And I'm paying for all the food or things we may get." Hidan looked at Kakuzu, "Does that make you happy?"

Kakuzu looked over at Hidan and smirked, "Fine, free is good." An evil thought popped into his head as a way to screw with Hidan for not telling him earlier. He turned the speed and intensity down for the toy and turned it on, keeping the remote hidden in the side pockets his swimsuit had.

Hidan inhaled sharply and set Seiun down. "Sorry baby. You need to walk." Hidan continued on, his face turning pink as he tried to walk normally. He glared at Kakuzu darkly.

Kakuzu slowly increased the speed until it was at its max, looking over to see what Hidan would do.

Hidan gasped, gripping his skirt and leaning over. He remained quiet, only grunting when his legs gave out and he fell to his knees. Hidan bit his hand to keep himself quiet.

Kakuzu turned off the toy. "Hidan, what are you doing? Hurry up. We don't want to waste time."

Hidan glared at Kakuzu again before standing up. His clit throbbed from him not coming.

"Daddy?" Seiun asked, "What just happened to momma?"

Kakuzu turned on the toy again when Hidan stood up. "I don’t know what just happened to your mother, maybe you should ask her."

Hidan yelped again and squeezed his legs together. "Mommy just has a tummy ache sweetie." he said to his daughter, managing to keep his voice steady, "I'm fine." Hidan glowered at Kakuzu standing straight and walking normally despite his legs feeling like jell-O.

Kakuzu turned on the toy at max, humming softly to himself before turning it down, then up, then down once more, just to play with Hidan.

Hidan bit the inside of his cheek as his legs gave out a second time. He tossed his head back and breathed heavily, his nipples growing erect and showing threw the fabric of his bikini top. He quickly stood again and picked up Seiun. "I hope I don't cramp up again. I may drop you." Hidan looked quickly at Kakuzu.

Kakuzu glared at Hidan when he picked up Seiun. He turned off the toy and huffed, looking off to the side. "That's not fair Hidan, you cheated."

"It would have taken all day to get to the water park." Hidan said, his legs still shaking, "We're almost there. You can continue playing when we get in."

"You better not drop her Hidan, just because you picked her up to make me stop," Kakuzu grumbled, looking at Hidan's shaking legs.

"I won't drop her." Hidan said, seeing the first water slide, "Ah! There it is. What fun this will be."

Kakuzu looked over to Hidan nervously. "Fun in more ways than one."

"What?" Hidan asked at the approached the entrance, "Whatever. Now come on. We need to hit the showers before we can get into the water."

Kakuzu moved closer to Hidan, kissing his cheek to get the point across that Hidan was his and for the men to stop staring at him.

Hidan set Seiun down and turned to Kakuzu. "Don't turn it on until we are all rinsed." he said, taking Acheron and going into the women's showers.

Kakuzu went into the men's showers and took the remote from his pocket, setting it off the side to resist the urge to turn it on. He rinsed quickly then grabbed the remote once more.

Hidan walked out with the girls and waited for Kakuzu. When he came out Hidan stood quickly. "I heard some women talking about free swimming lessons at the kiddy pool. We can watch them and sit together.

Kakuzu nodded, "Well then, do you know when it is?"

"Not to long. Lets go." Hidan dragged Kakuzu to the kiddy pool and sent the girls off. They had been just in time. Hidan tossed out the towel and sat down on it, ushering Kakuzu to sit behind him.

Kakuzu watched the girls go off before going to sit behind Hidan. He relaxed his arms behind him to keep himself propped up before tugging Hidan to relax on his chest.

Hidan smiled and kissed Kakuzu's chest. "You like the new toy Kakuzu?" he asked, his smile turning into a cheeky grin.

Kakuzu stroked Hidan's hair and grinned slightly, flicking on the toy now that he was reminded about it. "I love the new toy."

Hidan's back bowed sharply, lifting his ass into the air. The skirt slid down to reveal it to the world due to his bottoms to be a thong bikini. "Oh good. I like it too. Just don't turn it on when I walk. It hurts my knees." Hidan kissed Kakuzu gently.

Kakuzu pulled the towel over Hidan's lap and slid his fingers into the bikini bottoms, rolling Hidan's clit between two fingers and increasing the speed and intensity slightly.

"Ah~! You said you wouldn't be using your fingers." Hidan said, trembling, "You can't stop touching me can you? I like that." He kept his gaze out on the kiddy pool while trying to keep a straight face. He didn't need to worry about making noise. It was pretty noisy.

"Yeah, well I lied about not using my fingers," Kakuzu replied, resting his head on top of Hidan's. "I guess I can't stop touching you." He began to turn up the speed more.

Hidan's breath caught in his throat, his hips jerking back and forth: unnoticeable to any one else. "Mmm... Rub my clit harder... Rub it with your nails." he pleaded, his chest heaving up and down from his panting, "Turn the pulse up to maximum."

Kakuzu began to rub Hidan's clit harder, flicking it with his nails every once and a while. "Like this?" He asked, turning everything up on the remote to its maximum.

Hidan made a soft choking noise, his hips lifting off the ground. "Kaku~! Oh~! Just use your nails now." he said, his voice horse, "Don't let up... N-no matter what I say don't let up. Not even after I come."

Kakuzu began to use his nails to play with Hidan's clit, leaning in to kiss up Hidan's neck. "I love you," he murmured against the soft skin, using his hand that was keeping him up to wave at the girls when they looked over before quickly putting it down so he didn't fall.

"I l-love you too." Hidan said back, his hips continuing to jerk back and forth, "Kakuzu... "I'm coming~!" He bit his tongue as he came, his entire body jerking as his juices squirted out of him. He sobbed as Kakuzu continued to touch him, another orgasm approaching. "Kakuzu~ I'm coming again... Touch me harder!"

Kakuzu smirked when Hidan came, turning his lover's head so it face him almost, that way no one could see the pleasure on his face. He leaned in and captured Hidan’s lips in a soft kiss and began to rub Hidan's clit harder and faster.

Hidan kissed Kakuzu back, his tongue shoving into Kakuzu's mouth. He cried out pitifully as he came again, now hardly able to stand it. None-the-less Kakuzu didn't stop, making Hidan come for a third time. Hidan's whole body jerked, making it look like he was having a seizure. "K-Kakuzu... please... ." Hidan pleaded, grabbing Kakuzu's hand and trying to pull it away.

Kakuzu smirked when Hidan tried to pull his hands away, "Weren't you the one who said not to let up no matter what you said? Maybe you should've never said that." He began to rub Hidan's clit harder.

"I-I'm not saying stop with my v-voice." Hidan said, tears flowing down his cheeks, "I'm using my body... It's different... Ah!" His body shook with another orgasm, more of his juices soiling his bikini bottoms.

Kakuzu sighed and stopped, turning off the toy as well and taking out his fingers, cleaning them off. "I'm sorry Hidan, but that was just too ... Enjoyable for me to see you like that. You can't give a sadist a toy and just expect them to stop when they see you crying."

Hidan panted heavily, nodding his head to show he understood. "I-I love you... ." he said, rolling over so he press his breasts to Kakuzu's chest, "I want to swim now."

Kakuzu leaned in to kiss Hidan softly, "I love you too. Did you enjoy having four consecutive orgasms in a row?" He looked over to the girls, who seemed to be done with the lessons and coming back. "I think we can go and swim now, so let's find a place to swim... "

"I did enjoy it." Hidan said, trying to stand up, "I can’t walk... Carey me Kakuzu?" He smiled as Seiun and Acheron came to them, both boasting about how they could now swim.

Kakuzu picked Hidan up bridal style, using a few threads to untie the skirt that hid Hidan's bikini bottoms. He smiled down at his daughter and found a nearby pool that was nearly empty, throwing Hidan in to it while following him it soon after.

Hidan sank to the bottom again, Not really sure how to get up from there. He turned to Kakuzu who was swimming towards him and flipped his lover off.

Kakuzu swam underneath the water and sat beside Hidan for a few minutes before rising to the top to get air. He waited for Hidan to get the sense to kick off the bottom and kick his legs.

Hidan grabbed onto Kakuzu's leg, climbing up him. He surfaced and coughed a few times before clinging to Kakuzu. "Filthy heathen. Leaving me there."

Kakuzu shook his head. "You'll never learn how to swim if you don't try. Just follow what I do. I think it's a bit pathetic that our daughters can swim and you can't. Maybe your should've been in that swimming class with them."

"I do try. But don't toss me in." Hidan said. To prove his point he let Kakuzu go and swam around him a few times. "See? I swim."

Kakuzu sighed and swam off to the deeper end of the pool when Hidan let go of him. "But can you swim to me?" He asked, looking at Hidan, before over at one of the younger ladies in the pool that seemed to be checking him out.

Hidan did not notice the attention Kakuzu was getting, to intent on swimming to him. Seiun and Acheron cheered their momma on. "I'm getting to you see?" Hidan finally made it to Kakuzu, kissing his cheek.

Kakuzu began to flirt with the woman slightly before Hidan came over, enjoying the fact that he was getting the attention for once instead of Hidan. He sighed when Hidan swam to him and the woman swam off, leaning into to kiss Hidan on the lips. "Took you long enough."

"Sorry I'm so slow." Hidan said sarcastically, rubbing his nose against Kakuzu's, "Am I doing good?"

"And I forgive you for being slow," Kakuzu smiled and began to swim away from Hidan. "You're doing fine."

Hidan followed Kakuzu, smiling. "Filthy heathen." he said, meaning it in the most enduring way, "Do you like shaved ice?"

Kakuzu dived under water, grabbing Hidan's foot and tugging him under with him, not hearing Hidan's question.

Hidan struggled to get out of Kakuzu's grasp. He broke free and flailed in the water, trying to surface again.

Kakuzu came up a little after Hidan to watch the show, before helping Hidan up.

Hidan spat out water. "Jerk." he said, "Now do you like shaved ice? You know, flavored ice?"

Kakuzu pulled Hidan' to his chest. "But I'm your jerk." He shrugged, "I guess I do like it."

"Yes you are." Hidan said, "Do you want to get some?" Hidan kissed Kakuzu's chest before biting it.

Kakuzu smirked and ran his fingers through Hidan's wet hair. "Sure."

Hidan smiled and swam to the girls. "Who wants shaved ice?" he asked, laughing as Seiun and Acheron started squealing. They got out of the pool and headed to the eating area, Hidan's arms wrapped tightly around Kakuzu. "What flavor do you want?"

Kakuzu followed after Hidan, smiling at his girls. He looked over at Hidan when he practically clung to him. "Someone's getting possessive aren't they?" He looked at the flavors of shaved ices. "Hmm, I think I'll get a cherry one."

Hidan shook his head. "What would you do if the man who drugged me was here and you knew who it was, Kakuzu?"

Kakuzu narrowed his eyes and took Hidan into a tight hold by the waist. "I would rip him to shreds, sow him up, and then rip him to shreds again."

"He's here. He won't stop leering at me." Hidan said, glancing at a rather fat man, "Don't kill him or anything. Just... ... I don't know."

A low growl formed in Kakuzu's throat and he glared at the man, holding Hidan even closer now and putting his towel over Hidan's shoulders to cover him up.

Hidan turned to the vender. "Um... .One cherry, strawberry, lemon, and orange shaved ices please." he said, still feeling the man leering at him, "Kakuzu go tell him off and punch him."

Kakuzu nodded, "Pull the towel tighter around you, I don't like him looking at your body." he walked over to the man, dragged him into the men's bathroom and beat him to a bloody pulp before coming back out and kissing Hidan's forehead. "All better."

Hidan nodded, handing Kakuzu his flavored ice. "Thank you." he said giving the girls theirs, "Enjoy alright?"

Kakuzu walked to one of the small tables they had outside to eat at and sat down, beginning to enjoy his flavored ice.

"Don't eat to fast alright girls?" Hidan said, using a spoon to eat his, "Your head will star hurting if you do."

Kakuzu sighed and began to slow down while he was eating. He slumped in his chair, looking at his shaved ice dully.

Hidan laughed. "Not you Kakuzu. You look like a man to me." he ruffled Acheron's hair, "Why do you look so board Kakuzu?"

Kakuzu looked up at Hidan. "I'm not bored... Kinda sad, but not bored."

"Don't be sad. I paid for it." Hidan said, tacking another bite, "You want to go on a waterslide next Kakuzu?"

Kakuzu shook his head. "I don't want my ring to fall off in the slide. I'll just watch you and the girls go down."

"Oh come on Kakuzu! The ring won't fall off." Hidan pleaded, "I'll let you play with the toy more. What do you say?"

Kakuzu looked around. "I don't like... Water slides... At all." He grumbled and looked to the side.

"Are you afraid of them or something? You'll gladly go over a waterfall when going around is to time consuming but you won't go down a slide with water?" Hidan bit his lip to keep himself from laughing.

"I am not afraid of the water slides," Kakuzu grumbled, glaring at Hidan. "I would never be afraid of something so stupid as a water slide."

"Then why won't you go on one?" Hidan and the girls asked at the same time.

"Because I don't want to!" Kakuzu yelled, glaring at all of them to drop the subject.

"Momma... .I'm scared." Seiun said, on the verge of tears while Acheron was already crying.

Hidan cast Kakuzu a death glare as he hugged Acheron and Seiun. "It's okay babies. Come on. We'll go to the wave pool." Hidan said, picking Acheron up and stomping off.

Kakuzu sighed and lolled his head back in his chair, glaring at the sky. He wasn't in the mood, and the fact that Hidan pushed a subject just made him annoyed.

Hidan sighed, while they had gone to the wave pool he didn't let the girls go in. They were his only protection from men hitting on him. He petted Acheron's cheek as she continued to cry. "Shh. It's okay sweetie. Daddy's just stupid and closed up. He didn't mean to yell."

Kakuzu stood up and walked around the park for a while, before going near the wave pool and sitting at a table to watch Hidan comfort Acheron. Resting his head in his arms, he yawned and continued to watch Hidan from afar.

Hidan smiled as Acheron calmed down, still sniffing a bit. "There. Feeling better?" he sighed as Acheron nodded, snuggling up and resting her little head on Hidan's chest. Seiun joined them and managed to get some of Hidan's comfy chest to rest on.

Kakuzu scratched the back of his head and smiled when he saw Hidan hug the girls. He stood and walked out of the water park, heading back to the base and taking a shower, just wanting to get dressed into all of his clothing and possibly go on a bounty.