My collection of Naruto / ? pairings

Naruto / Tayuya / Kin

Alas I’ve come to the decision that this would need to be written to satisfy the many reviewers to my stories. Feel free to leave me a review!

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Torture cells weren’t really a place for him. The way that the tortured screams always seemed to echo off the walls and the pain that usually is inflicted upon the victims really made him feel very uncomfortable. But here he was, in a Sound torture cell, being interrogated for information about Konoha’s defences. His interrogators: the girl who Ino possesed in the Chuunin Exam and the redheaded foulmouthed girl who'd fought against Shikamaru when they wanted to retrieve Sasuke.

He winced when candle wax was dripped into an open wound making him wince once the material had began to harden and then was pulled out. The Kyuubi healed him pretty fast. He looked at the women and said.

“You can stop you know, I won’t tell anything so just kill me and get it over with.”

“Orochimaru-sama has instructed us to extract every little scrap of information you have within you and then deliver you to him.”

The black-haired one said and her redheaded companion added to that.

“Yeah the boss asked us to get the information out of you with whatever means it took.”

She looked at her black-haired comrade and said. “Well it seems that this retard isn’t going to talk, even after all the things that we did to him so maybe we should take another approach.”

She moved towards her companion and then guided her to a far end of the room and the two women talked amongst themselves, making sure they weren’t overheard.

A disturbing grin came onto the redhead’s face and she looked at him and then whispered into her companions head that went out of the room. The redhead grinned and said.

“This might be a good time for you little cocksucker so listen up. If you willingly divulge your information we’ll kill you immediately without torturing you too much.”

Naruto immediately shook his head and said. “I won’t tell you anything…”

The grin on her face was growing bigger and she said. “Won’t tell us anything? I’ll have you screaming my name and licking my feet at my command by the end of the day, cocksucker. Why don’t I make sure you and your gay buddies all get put in one cell where you can have your fun while I watch you?”

The grin was nearly psychotic in nature and for a moment he thought she meant it but the look in those eyes of hers made him realise that she was just teasing him… well teasing wasn’t the word because he was strapped to a damn table to be handled at every whim of the women. The only thing that was still on his body was his pants and his boxers. The fact that the women hadn’t really wanted to hurt him down there still puzzled him a little bit but they had mainly focused on his upper body, driving in screws in his chest cavity and making his life a hell.

He felt a hand take a hold of his pants and saw that the black-haired girl had returned and she said.

“Tayuya-sama we’ll have the prisoner for the night. Shall I begin the torture or would you like to be the one to begin?”

The redhead nodded and said. “I’ll start. You just go and get the hot iron rods ready. I’ll make him nice and ready for the torture.”

With a simple rip, his pants were ripped off and exposed his boxers. Tayuya grinned and then slowly stroked the boxers with the sadistic smile still on her lips. I’m going to get you nice and hard my little blonde wonder. Then I’ll make sure that you’ll experience a lot of pain and tell us what we need to know. At least you’ll be one who will survive for long since I tend to be a little bit rowdy with my prisoners.”

She slowly began to stroke the boxers in which a bulge was now growing. Naruto tried to keep himself limp but the ministrations made him hard. He could faintly hear Tayuya’s voice in his ears whispering him something that sounded like a threat. He could feel her hand slipping inside his boxers and then made sure that there would not be an instantaneous release of semen. He was still a virgin. Apparently the villager’s hatred had made him to be one of the less desirable men in the village and he was at the moment an eighteen year old guy who had the rank of Jounin but was still under suspicion from the villagers just because he harboured the fox Demon in his stomach.

Said fox demon was now crowing in victory at a chance to escape. Having its host tortured wasn’t one of the most pleasant sounds that would reach the foxes ears. It liked screams of pain but not if its health was in peril.

“I can make any girl that mounts you and allows you to remain inside of her for over two minutes a slave to your will. That will allow you to be able to escape brat.”

He took Kyuubi’s words to heart and he just let all control over his body fade, like he'd been taught by Jiraiya to let the Kyuubi take over. He felt the control over his body slip away and felt the malevolent personality of Kyuubi overlap his, making him able to experience everything.

Her hand grasped his cock and he felt a jolt of feeling flow through him and he looked at her and said.

“I might actually start enjoying this treatment, bitch.”

The fact that his voice was not his own and the insult made her dig her nails deep into his cock, making some blood come out of it. She looked at him and said.

“You messing with me, retarded bastard?” She looked at him and a grin not unlike hers appeared on his face.

“Of course I’m messing with you, you retarded little slut. You are all over me and wanting my big cock right up you little cunt to satisfy your little human urges. “

A grin accompanied the statement and his restraints snapped. He rose and looked directly at the girl, who wasn’t much older then him. He estimated her age to be around 20 if he guessed correctly. He looked at her and a chakra tail shot out of his tailbone, disposing of his boxers.

He stared hungrily at the woman in front of him and before he knew it he was on top of her with a chakra tail launching across the room and wrapping around her throat.

“Who was a retarded bastard now, Tayuya-chan? I have more power then you could possible fathom and after being imprisoned within this lowly mortal I have some urges that need to be sated.”

Kyuubi had taken over Naruto’s body and used it to sate its urges… Let’s just say that Tayuya and Kin both had a very, very, very bad day to provoke Naruto to release information through sexual torture.

Tayuya grimaced as she looked into the hellish red eyes that were looking at her but she didn’t flinch. Her stubbornness was astounding as she stared death in the eyes like any dumb broad with an IQ of 10 would do. The fact that she had an IQ of around 140 still made her a fool for thinking that she could salvage this situation where she was actually facing one of the Biju in corporal form…

Kyuubi used its chakra making sure that made Kin immobilised for a while and then carried her to Tayuya and put her next to the girl and then wrapped another tail around the girl and spoke.

“I’ll deal with you next, my little black-haired bitch.”

Kyuubi Naruto grabbed Tayuya by her hair and brought her face close and said. “Open wide, my little slut and accept what your master is giving you.”

With that he pressed his cock against her lips. She didn’t open them in a sign of defiance to him and Kyuubi Naruto grew angry with the girl’s attitude. He felt his hands turn into claws at Kyuubi’s influence and with Kyuubi’s terrible voice he spoke.

“Open wide little girl.”

He pinched Tayuya’s nose so the girl would have to open up her mouth eventually to breathe if she didn’t want to suffocate.

And yes after twenty three seconds Tayuya opened her mouth and Kyuubi Naruto pressed his cock inside the warm confines of her mouth, immediately beginning to thrust his cock deep into her mouth. He enjoyed seeing her warped face, on which was an angry scowl look at his with utmost loathing and he said.

“Well at least you’ll be ready for a real man. Be glad that this isn’t my real length. If you were looking at it, it would be as big as your body while still soft… but then again I almost razed Konoha to the ground the last time I was free.”

A look at her face was enough to make him feel like coming into her mouth., her entire face had a look of defiance on it and he really wanted to just defile her body in every possible way. The way he would destroy her body after he was finished with her would shock the world if they ever were seen. She would be a pet, a slave only living at his kindness and doing whatever he wanted. He could feel some drool coming out of his mouth as he felt his climax come soon and he let his claws dig deep into her skin, making some gashes in the flesh and making Tayuya make a muffled sound which sent him over the edge. He still held her head in the position with his cock still within it, making her mouth flood with an impossible amount of cum which immediately began to gush out of the corners of her mouth.

“Don’t you like to taste me, my little slut? Taste the semen of the great human container of me, the Kyuubi no Youko.”

A small sound of disgust was heard and Kyuubi Natruto pushed his cock a little deeper into her mouth and said.

“Don’t even try to complain about it you little bitch. After all the torture you have inflicted on the kid, you would be killed by me. But thanks to the fact that you wanted to sexually make him unable to do much I will punish you aptly. You will become my sex pets for all eternity! Kukukukukukuku.”

The deep laughter made the girl even angrier with him and once Kyuubi Naruto removed his cock from her mouth Tayuya began her little tirade.

“I’ll kill you, you fucking bastard!”

The Cursed Seal on her neck began to glow and the markings spread over her body making her skin tanned and horns to grow. She wrestled herself out of Kyuubi Naruto’s grip by sending him into the wall with a well aimed punch. She looked at him and growled.

“I’ll kill you for this you stupid Ba…”

CRACK!

Kyuubi Naruto had moved and had delivered a kick to her abdomen making the girl hunch over and look at Naruto’s erection as she stood hunched over. She could feel the claws forcing her onto the floor and her legs being spread and then felt something enter her pussy, something that was larger then anything of its kind ever had a right to be.

“You are a tight little bitch, Tayuya-chan.”

She looked into those blood red orbs and then saw the bloodlust within them coupled with the lust for sex and other unnameable things. She looked around to see Kin struggling with the Chakra tails that held her. She was still fully clothed although her green vest was coming loose a little bit allowing her generous bust to be freed.

Suddenly she was pulled back to the present as she could feel her pussy straining with the thick length that was forced into it. She looked at him and said.

“You won’t get away with this!”

Kyuubi Naruto just grinned and said. “Just two minutes and then your entire will is drained and you’ll be my little pet, only obeying my commands. If I ask you to jump you’ll jump no matter how high. If I ask you to take it up the ass you’ll even do it in public just so you can show to the world what a slut you are…”

With that he pushed his entire length into her, ignoring her struggles and grinned as he pinned her to the floor while his tails still held Kin stationary, unable to do a single thing.

He began to pull out and then thrust again making Tayuya exhale the air she had sucked into her lungs. The body weight that Naruto had made her exhale the air because of their bodies slamming together rather roughly as Tayuya was fucked by the mental combination of Kyuubi and Naruto.

AN: Kyuubi and Naruto are at the moment combined. Naruto will let Kyuubi make the threats and other things while he gets the mental feedback AKA the good feelings while Kyuubi can delight in breaking someone’s spirit… or at least try…

Sweat was beginning to come onto their body as one of them was mercilessly raped by the fox demon/human hybrid of Kyuubi and Naruto and the only thing she could do was try to make it as hard as possible. Suddenly Kyuubi Naruto bit down on her left shoulder and tasted the blood that was now on his lips. The taste was coppery but not too unusual.

“Even your blood wants me, my little pretty redheaded slave. I can feel it sing for its master, waiting to be dominated.”

The blood of the girl was licked off his lips by his tongue and he began to slowly lick the wound, making it heal. He felt a hot feeling within his lower regions and he grinned and said.

“I’ll come inside your body soon. And then you shall be mine, entirely from that point. All comes to an end, my little slave and this is the end of your free will…”

The grin of the beast was making her resist even more and for a moment Kyuubi was almost pushed off her by a movement that made the body almost rock backwards, like a blow had been delivered. A small tune was whistled by the girl and Kyuubi Naruto just shook his head to clear it from the Genjutsu.

He placed his clawed hands on her wrists even tighter and then he let out a growl that seemed not like one of a normal human and Tayuya could feel her will being drained the moment semen shot into her body by the cock that was still within her.

Kyuubi Naruto just shivered as the orgasm hit the nerves and sent all the heavenly sensations rushing to his mind and stunning him for a moment. He looked at Tayuya who seemed to be struggling against the dominating presence in her mind that told her to obey her Master.

“A struggling one, aren’t you? You shall belong to me soon girl so it’s futile to try and resist the mental command of submission that was instantly transferred.”

She looked at the fox person still lying on her and she growled out that she didn’t want to pleasure such a damn bastard like him. Kyuubi/Naruto just grinned and then slowly let a claw slide over her body to her breasts and he began to fondle the nipples making one get pinched while the other was rubbing. The claws did a good job of making her feel some stimulation as she could feel the mind numbing sensation increase with every touch he laid on her. She could feel an urge to please him at all times sink into her mind and that was the moment she had stopped resisting it and then just did whatever he wanted of her. The foulmouthed and supposable untameable Tayuya of the Sound had been dominated and tamed to the whims of the body of the Demon Fox's container.

She let her hands slide over his muscled chest down towards where their bodies met and she grasped his balls and began to slowly massage them., letting her fingers slide over the skin making Kyuubi Naruto feel good once again as he pulled out slowly and she began to caress his cock.

Kin couldn’t believe it. That guy had just made Tayuya-sama into an obedient slave to him. If he tried the same with her she would not be able to resist. She was just a mere torturer and not really suited for combat. It would be impossible for her to get away but she would resist as much as possible.

She was still going over his balls with a touch that seemed like velvet. It made her feel good to touch him and he felt good because she touched him. He could feel her hands slowly begin to make him feel ready to come once again and before he could really anticipate it he could feel his balls burning once again as he was once again almost ready to come.

Her fingers were wet with a mix of her own juices as well as Naruto-sama’s juices and she could feel her own pussy becoming so wet that she felt like she was overflowing as she smelled him. Before she was a woman who almost had no morals about torturing people and would gladly kill someone but now she just felt extremely protective about her master. She worked his cock and she could feel her own body temperature heat up as she could feel something was about to happen.

The first spray of cum that hit her belly surprised her a little bit and she let out a low moan as the rest came, huge amounts of cum coming out of his cock and splattering on her stomach and even some on her breasts as she was still massaging his cock.

He turned around to look at Kin and batted away Tayuya’s hand and told her to stay put. With a small movement the tails dragged Kin to him and he looked at the girl. Her breasts were hidden by fabric which was burned away instantly by a controlled surge of Chakra. He looked at the full and round breasts and licked his lips. This was going to be fun. He pushed her to the ground and then sat down with his cock between her breasts. He looked at her and then mashed her breasts together, encapsulating his cock between them. There was still some of his cock visible since it was long and thick and he began to slide his cock between her breasts. She hadn’t even made a peep or another noise; she was stunned by the lethal amount of Chakra that was flowing through his body.

Her breasts were slowly turning red as she could feel the cock sliding between her breasts. She looked at the tip as it came out of her breasts and then she could feel the clawed hands touch her breasts and she could feel herself getting aroused just by the smell of cum that came from the blondes cock. She could feel her breasts getting abused by the cock that was still going through them like a wild dog humping someone’s leg and she heard the voice of the blonde guy speak up.

“Come on little girl. Don’t you like it when those breasts of you are abused by the big and bad Kyuubi no Kitsune?”

A hand grabbed her head and she was brought upwards so that her lips touched the cock every time it came out of her breasts. She felt the thing bump against her lips every time it emerged from her breasts. She could taste the semen still on it when she licked her lips and touched his cock with her lips just as she was about to pull her tongue back into her mouth. She felt her nose being pinched and heard Kyuubi Naruto’s voice close to her.

“Open wide my little black-haired slut. This time you’ll get the treat that Tayuya-chan also got.”

She opened her mouth and felt the length of his cock enter her mouth. She knew that it was futile to just resist and was already preparing herself for alive of servitude, not that she had to change too much in her mental thought patterns since she was in essence also a slave to Orochimaru-sama thanks to the Cursed Seal.

She felt him pump into her mouth and could practically feel his surprise at her obedience. To tell the truth the Fox was surprised at the lack of struggle from this girl. He looked into her eyes and then thrust once again into her mouth, feeling a climax not far ahead. He saw the look of obedience within those eyes and a dark grin spread across his face. If she stayed that way then there would be no problems at all when he released Kyuubi to thrash the entire village.

“You like being obedient, don’t you? You are just, my little black-haired slut and would do whatever I tell you to even without being bound to my will. But I think I will bind you anyways. I will not be betrayed by someone who would submit to me.” His orgasm hit at that precise moment and she could feel the liquid fill her mouth and she swallowed dutifully, the resignation to her fate having gotten through her mind and being integrated naturally.

He pulled out his cock once he had finished and he looked at her and said: “Well at least you take it like the little bitch that you are. Come here with your long hair. I want to use it as a rag.” She grabbed her hair and handed it to him, the long black strands being held by his hand.

He brought the hair to his cock and began to rub it against the silky hair. The girl didn’t make a sound, just let the Demonic possessed man do whatever he wanted. Kyuubi Naruto felt the hair over his cock and got a new idea into his partially twisted brain. Thanks to the Kyuubi being in most possession of the body it could think up most of the things while Naruto just enjoyed the erotic feedback.

Kyuubi Naruto grasped the hair and began to wrap it around his cock., this went easy just because she had very long hair and when it was wrapped securely around his cock, he began to masturbate with the hair, making it slide over the skin and over the purplish head, causing the sensation of soft hair sliding over the skin to make the erotic centres of the body overload and another climax approach.

Kyuubi did have a lot of stamina so it wasn’t something out of the ordinary to reach an orgasm multiple times within two hours. Not that Kyuubi Naruto had taken much time. About ten minutes had passed after he had snapped the restraints and made Tayuya his slave.

The climax hit unexpected as it just happened. The cum shot from his cock and dirtied the hair that was wrapped around his cock. It made for a small groan from Kyuubi Naruto and a small moan from Kin as she realised that her hair was now probably in need of another wash after this had happened.

Kyuubi Naruto paused for a moment after he had orgasmed and the looked at Kin and said.


“You will be mine, my little slut. I’ll claim you now.”

With that he entered her and she suppressed a scream as her hymen had broken once he entered her. Unlike Tayuya who had several partners over the years she had remained a virgin thanks to her normal aloof behaviour but lately she had mellowed a little bit.

Blood was trickling down her thighs as he moved in and out of her and she wrapped her legs around him and said.

“Claim me, Master.”

Kyuubi/Naruto just accepted her and then remained inside her; pumping for all that he was worth (which is a lot…).

After two minutes she felt the calmness spread over her mind and she accepted it just as he climaxed inside her. She climaxed too as she got an enormous emotional lash of energy sent at her from her partner who had his cock still inside her.

He got away from her to stand up and beckon Tayuya and her to sit in front of him. Then when they had done that he spoke.

“Service me with your mouths.”

They got to work immediately. Tayuya took one side of his cock and Kin took the other side, licking and sucking it for all that it was worth.

Their tongues touched some times but they didn’t pay any mind to that, all they were focused on was bringing pleasure to their master, Uzumaki Naruto. They could feel the heat come from his member and they could feel their own pussies beginning to heat up the more they serviced him.

Kyuubi Naruto just grinned at their treatment of his cock and then groaned as Tayuya took a little bit too much for her account and he slapped her in her face and said.

“Remember what you were assigned to do, slut.”

Tayuya just mumbled some apologies for disobeying her master’s orders and then went back to work.

When Kyuubi Naruto came, both Kin and Tayuya got some of his cum on their faces. They licked off his cock and then licked the cum off the floor, making sure that none remained.

After that Kyuubi Naruto decided that Naruto would have full control over his body once again and still smirking did Kyuubi’s presence leave Naruto’s body, leaving the eighteen year old standing there, still beign licked and his balks undergoing a treatment by Tayuya’s tongue.

“Stop.” He said. “I would need to summon Kyuubi from here. He has agreed to level the Sound to the ground… Hey that rhymes.”

Naruto didn’t pay very much attention to them as he felt Kyuubi’s presence take over his body and the Demon Fox bellowed orders.

“Get dressed and make sure you are presentable. Get some clothes for him too.”

The order was immediately carried out by the two women who dutifully made sure that new clothes were brought to Kyuubi/Naruto who was now dressed in Sound Garbs.

Once all three were clothed Kyuubi Naruto grinned and said. “Let’s eradicate this town and give the Snake bastard a one-way-trip to hell!”

After that statement a huge amount of hand seals were performed by Kyuubi/Naruto and a massive amount of smoke was filling the room and a huge breaking sound was heard as a massive furry paw appeared in front of them.

Naruto took that moment to grab both women and run up the paw before Kyuubi could move and finally found himself perched on the head of the massive Demon Fox. He could look over the entirety of the Sound village and he heard the Kyuubi speak.

“FRESH MEAT!”

The fact that the massive Demon Fox had suddenly appeared sunk into the Sound Shinobi’s minds as one huge tail smashed a few buildings and caused even more buildings to topple thanks to the massive earthquake that followed it up as the power of the Fox was used.

A massive roar accompanied the Fox as it decimated more Shinobi while the people seated on the fox’s head were kept safe. Manda appeared with a furious Orochimaru on top of it who attacked the Kyuubi but since the fox didn’t want any bodily contact with a person except Naruto and someone else just because the Yondaime had done it in with the Shinigami summoning Jutsu it just used its tails to deal with Orochimaru and it wasn’t soon after that the Snake Sennin fell to the power of the Kyuubi’s being impaled on a tail and then dragged and dropped in front of Naruto and his girls. Naruto grinned and sliced the man’s throat, while stabbing a kunai through his heart to prevent him from transferring his soul to another body.

After an hour nothing remained of what was the Sound Village with all the inhabitants save Tayuya and Kin dead. Naruto raised his hands and scratched them the headbands with his claws, signifying the girls as missing nin from the Sound… or whatever country was there now that the Sound had been eradicated.

“Kyuubi, please bring us to Konoha… But I think I’d need to unsummon you if we get in sight of Konoha. Do you think you could build up enough speed to allow us to reach Konoha if I jump and then take the Snake Freak,Sasuke and our two Sluts?”

The Kyuubi nodded, giving Naruto the impression of an earthquake under his feet. He had retrieved Sasuke after Orochimaru had been killed. Luckily the guy was unconscious or else he would have noticed the HUGE Demon fox looking at him balefully once he had been recognised through the rubble and been retrieved by Naruto.

3 Kilometres from Konoha

Kyuubi felt Naruto and his cargo jump off his back and he disappeared into a poof of smoke, the full moon had illuminated his fur for a moment before he was back again in the cell in Naruto’s stomach.

Naruto felt the air lashing around him, hitting his body as he was propelled forwards, to Konoha. Thanks to some thinking and mathematical calculations this should be enough to clear the distance to Konoha with one leap. Coming off a huge thing and then jumping at the highest point would propel him forwards enough to make it…

His cloak billowed as the Sound ANBU uniform was also rustled by the wind. He saw the ground approaching rapidly and the two girls as well as Sasuke would make the impact a little bit of trouble if he wanted his legs to remain intact. So he started to run in the air hoping that it would make sure that he wouldn’t break his legs. His decent was in an arc so if he started to run then it would make sure he would move forwards. The only thing that would need to be done was avoiding all obstacles or just run into a wall and feel a lot of pain in the foreseeable future as well as possibly killing his sluts or Sasuke.

He hit the streets with his feet touching the ground and immediately began to evade people either by dodging or just simply jumping. But still the force that was still making him go forwards would not give him enough time to brake so he jumped straight upwards… right through the window of the Hokage building where currently a Godaime was in session with a plan to retrieve Naruto as well as eradicate the Sound.

The surprise was great as Four Shinobi crashed through the window, stumbled straight ahead and knocked Tsunade off her feet. Sasuke landed slumped against a wall and Kin and Tayuya lay on top of Naruto and Tsunade, the latter still trying to make out what exactly had happened.

Naruto realised that the soft things he was currently holding were and immediately let go and just issued a small sigh and said.

“Yo Obaachan. I’m back…”

At his voice her eyes widened a little bit as she threw him off her, letting the girls that were on top of him squeak a little bit as they too were thrown off the woman and the man and Naruto just stood up with a small smile on his face and said.

“Mission accomplished. The Sound is no more… and I brought back Sasuke-teme and the Snake bastard’s corpse.”

The people in the room goggled as they saw the motionless body of the Snake Sannin look at them with glazed eyes, the cut on his neck still having blood clotted around it and a big blood spot on his clothes where's his heart should be.

Naruto just grinned and said. “Sorry to take so long but I was rather occupied with being tortured…”

He looked at the people in the room and saw that none of the Rookie 9 were present.

“And thanks to the help of my little furry pal I gained some… ehm….”

He thought up and answer but didn’t find any. “Perhaps Girlfriends?”

Naruto gave an inward nod and said. “Girlfriends…”

He pointed at the two women still standing there.

The males in the room send looks of gratitude at him and Tayuya went to Naruto and whispered in his ear.

“Naruto-sama… Please allow us to warm your bed tonight after you tell us where you live… or at least give us directions to your house.”

Naruto let a small smile slip onto his face and he rapidly gave her the directions as well as his number and they were gone.

Tsunade was looking at him, having asked him a question. He looked at her and said.

“Could you please repeat that, Obaa-chan.”

She glared at him and said. “How the hell did you get saddled up with two women?”

That was the question that was on the minds of most the male Jounin in the room and the female Jounin were just curious.

Naruto simply smiled at them and said. “Let’s just say that I got lucky…”

The tapping of Tsunade’s foot on the wooden floor spurred him to give a more elaborate answer.

“Alright, if you really want to know the details then I can summarise. They tortured me and when they started sexually torturing me -which is something I didn’t want- the Kyuubi took over and made them into his slaves and by extension my slaves. Girlfriends are just a word that I would like to associate with them better since a slave conjures up such a bad image of them. But I’ll have you know that it was pretty nice being there… See you in the morning. I’m off to catch some sleep…”

A grin still on his face, he went out of the room with a slow and steady pace leaving behind the male Jounin who had turned green with envy and the female Jounin who just shook their heads at it all. Tsunade just wore a comical smile and then shrugged it off with the excuse that she needed some sake to calm down and that Sasuke would need to be delivered to the hospital in a maximum care unit with ANBU protection so he wouldn’t get away again.

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A new chapter for the collection. Which lucky girl shall be selected after this one? *Pulls up a sheet of the girls who had an appearance here and notices that one lucky girl had been described but not featured in any chapter* alright!

* A poof of smoke accompanies the girl appearing on stage and she looks at the audience. Generous curves, big breasts and snakelike eyes look at the audience and someone gasps* “OROCHIMARU!?” *The girl looks at the person who said that and glares* “Hell no! I’m not like daddy in any way. Daddy is all creepy and ghostly, switching bodies every time the old one gets to rotting and smelling like the corpse that it is. I’m his cute little daughter, Orochimara. Daddy once told me that he had possessed the body of a woman who had turned out to be pregnant after he had taken possession of her and thus I was born…” *turns around to the author and says* “Akuma Kami-san why don’t we have some fun?” *DGOC pulls out some ofuda and slaps one on the girl’s head* BEGONE FOUL SPIRIT! * stares at the girl who looks at him balefully* You aren’t a spirit of Orochimaru come back to haunt me for killing you?” *Orochimara glares even more and pulls out a kunai* Shi-ne! *DGOC and Orochimara run off stage and the sound of screams and breaking things was heard as well as a female’s scream aqbout losing a bra or something to the weird dude. After ten minutes Tsunade steps onto the stage, wearing her usual Hokage outfit lacking a bra to hold her boobs steady* Due to some trouble with a certain brat of Orochimaru, the author hasn’t informed you that he wishes all of you a happy 2006 and hopes that you will all review his lovely story. That’s all for today…” * she wanders offstzage but gets smacked onstage once again by DGOIC who runs into her as he’s still beign chased by the irritated girl.* “Ahh heavenly softness.” *DGOC notices whose breasts he is touching and says* “If I can’t touch your breasts you might not even star in the next chapter at all…” * she liftst an eyebrow and tehn sighs and just lets the guy fondle and play with her breasts. At least she likes guys playing with her breasts even though she is still 24 ( DGOC hired an acrtress instead of the real thing and had her genetically modified to resemble the real thing… including the strength.)*

HAPPY NEW YEAR AND A HAPPY 2006!