Show and Tell2: Neji's Return

Summer had slipped by and The month of September was upon Konoha. The weather was still pretty hot though, since it was only early autumn. Life had been calm, Hokage hadn’t asked neither Neji or Ten Ten to go out on any missions which was surprising considering Ten Ten’s weapons skills were top notch and Neji was…well…Neji. But today, Neji had asked Ten Ten to come to the Hyuuga manor for their annual ultra formal outdoor dinner hat would be held the next day. It was outdoors because it was the biggest party (besides a wedding) for the Hyuuga clan. It was like a family reunion…only people actually wanted to attend. The Hyuuga courtyard was the perfect place to hold this even too since it had a large koi pond and a wrap around porch not to mention the Hyuuga manor’s courtyard was quite spacious and nearly 20 tables would be set up everywhere. And, Hiashi being the head family was more than honored to host the bash. The Hyuuga’s had it all. However, Hinata wasn’t on the best terms with her parents…her mother and father had discovered that she had a boyfriend and that it was none other than…Naruto.

Neji tried to help her out by stating that he knew Naruto and he wasn’t a bad guy...Hiashi’s first question to Hinata was ‘are you still a virgin’ of course, Hinata lied through her teeth and said ‘of course father.’ Naruto wasn’t welcome at the Hyuuga dinner…but Ten Ten was. Naturally, Hinata was disappointed but on the other hand she knew that her father would take Naruto into the kitchen and perform a very painful amputation on Naruto if he did come to the party and if he did discover Naruto had been touching his little girl in unclean ways. Nonetheless, Hinata was excited for the party because it was the one chance for her to dress up and look her best for the Hyuuga friends and family. This was also a chance to have girls day out with Ten Ten.

“Hinata, remember what I told you. She looks nice in that color.” Neji said. He was very nervous today, and it was unlike him…Hyuuga Neji was never nervous.

“Yeah, yeah, yeah. I hear you Neji.”

“Okay, good.” Neji smiled at his cousin. “Hiashi? I need your help.” Neji frantically ran off and with that Hinata left to meet Ten Ten. They were both going shopping for something to wear to the party tonight. Of course, Hinata had plenty to wear to the dinner, but she wanted to go with Ten Ten and help her find the perfect clothes for the dinner.

“Hey!” Hinata called to Ten Ten seeing her at their usual down town meeting spot anytime they did something together.

“Hey, I’ve been waiting for this all morning. You have such good taste.” Ten Ten said. Hinata smiled. Well, my mom has good taste that’s where I get it from.

“So are you pretty upset over the fact that I’m invited to the dinner yet your father doesn’t want Naruto there?” Ten Ten asked.

“Well yeah but I knew that when mom and dad found out that I had a boyfriend it would be bad news, but see here’s what pisses me off. Mom and dad look at you and they see a potential mother to the next great Hyuuga.”

“Um…you can be a mother too you know. You can mother the next great Hyuuga.” Ten Ten smiled.

“Oh, no Ten Ten here’s where the shit comes in… if Naruto and I would turn into something more, it would turn into an Uzumaki baby…not technically a Hyuuga baby because it would be born to a non Hyuuga father. I may as well have been born with a penis since it’s like my uterus doesn’t even exist!” Hinata said. Ten Ten laughed at her. It wasn’t a long walk to the shop where they were going. Once there, Hinata immediately instructed her as to what color she looked best in: Green. The truth of the matter was that Hinata had instructions to push the color green on to Ten Ten. She could wear anything she wanted as long as it was green and if Ten Ten didn’t show up in green to this dinner Neji threatened to strangle Hinata. It was fortunate; Ten Ten liked the color green.

“You know, my parents do actually like you for more than just your uterus.” Hinata said to Ten Ten, making her put anything back on the rack that wasn’t green. “Mom thinks your sweet and it’s obvious Neji isn’t as anal as he used to be so Dad likes you for that.” Ten Ten smiled.

“Yeha, mom likes Neji, or at least she seems to. She’s only met him once.” Ten Ten said, now having at least four different outfits to try on for Hinata’s approval

“Right, and does your mom know what’s in Neji’s pants? I bet she wouldn’t like him much after she found out where he’s been keeping it.” Hinata always knew just what to say at all the wrong times. Ten Ten laughed and Hinata followed her into a dressing room with a load of stuff in her arms.
“So, what does your parents have against Naruto anyway? He’s really nice.” Ten Ten said stripping down to her underwear.

“It’s not him they don’t like, it’s the fact that he’s 17 and a guy. My dad gives me the same lecture all the time ‘I was seventeen once…I know how seventeen year old boys act and I know what they want…’ Oh! God…I get so sick of hearing that speech! I swear he thinks I’m a total whore…which I am to Naruto…but Neji can screw the hell out of you and that’s just fine with dad!” Hinata quit ranting and looked at Ten Ten. “That’s horrible take it off.” She demanded. This was definitely not the Hinata from 4 years prior. The girls went through a half dozen more outfits. Finally Ten Ten put on a most beautiful viridian green halter dress. It was cut dangerously low in the back…almost too low and it hung at her knees. It had gorgeous lines to it and the material was a polyester underlay with chiffon on the top…Ten Ten had once before won Neji over with chiffon.

“Ten Ten, it’s beautiful, that’s what your getting.” Hinata said.

“You don’t think it’s cut too low in the back…or front?” Ten Ten said feeling slightly self conscious.

“Well it depends. If you’re partying with the Hyuugas…then no. If you are hanging out at Kiba’s place with his sister and his mom…then yes.” Ten Ten laughed again.

“But you don’t think your parents will think this is slutty? Ten Ten asked, the truth was she adored the dress, but she felt provocative in it.

“Ten Ten you should see what my mom is wearing, it’s cut so low her tits practically fall out! And there will be so much sake run through her and dad that by the end of the night…she will be falling out of it!” Hinata said trying on a lovely light blue dress alongside Ten Ten. “See, this was another reason I needed Naruto with me tonight, I could get him all liquored up and take him into my room…mom and dad would be so drunk they wouldn’t even here me screaming.” Hinata was indeed bitter about the fact that Naruto wouldn’t be at the party.

“Wait….I’m going to be around drinking Hyuuga elders?” Ten Ten asked? Hinata put her arms on Ten Ten’s shoulders.

“Ten Ten…you are going to be drinking WITH the Hyuuga elders…don’t worry you’ll get some before the night is over…no one will know. Me and Neji will introduce you to everyone you need to know, but by the end of the night they will be so drunk they won’t remember that you and Neji have disappeared to fuck. Oh! Ten Te we need shoes…every girl needs shoes.” Hinata said as they both decided on knock-out dresses. It was now that Ten Ten realized that the Hyuuga’s had a entirely different side she had never seen in the elders. She was excited. The girls completed their shopping together after that, they decided to go grab lunch before parting ways. There was much work to be done at the Hyuuga manor for the festivities and Hinata needed to get home and help prepare for the next days’ events.