Why Orange?

Itachi and Sai are doing stuff and since I'm sure you all want to get to the good stuff I'm just going to forgo the usual author note. Also please keep in mind that this was only the second full blown lemon I'd ever done so please be kind.

WARNING:This chapter starts with a LEMON, a SasuNaru lemon. So if you don't like two guys getting it on then go to the HET section.

Chapter 17 Lemon, Shirts, and Sparring
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Sasuke kissed Naruto fiercly, sliding his tongue over the roof of his kitsune's mouth before dueling with his tongue. Naruto felt Sasuke's hand slip under his shirt and run up his torso to his left nipple, tweaking, pinching, and teasing the little nub, before pulling back to strip Naruto's clothes off.

"Hn dobe, you're wearing too much."

Naruto slid off the milk crate and took off his pants and underwear before Sasuke could, "I don't see why you're complaining teme. You picked it out and besides you still have your clothes on."

Sasuke grunted as he shucked his own clothes.

Once they were naked, Sasuke pushed Naruto onto his back, crept over him and played his fingers over the skin below the blond's navel.

"Now, where were we this morning before Sakura interrupted?"

Naruto growled, yanked Sasuke's lips down to his, and grabbed the avenger's ass.

"We were right here teme," he growled against Sasuke's mouth.

"So we were," Sasuke began to plunder Naruto's mouth as he grasped the blond's shaft and began fisting it, making the fox moan into his mouth.

Deciding that turn about was fair play, Naruto moved his hand from Sasuke's ass to his erection, imitating the brunette's movements. Sasuke growled and broke the kiss to bite Naruto's neck.

"Itai! Are you trying to draw blood teme?"

Sasuke raised his head, smirked, and removed Naruto's hand from his shaft, before licking his way down to where his own hand was and taking Naruto's cock into his mouth. The blond arched up, "Aaah!"

The avenger used one hand to hold Naruto's hips down while the other fumbled in the pocket of his discarded pants. He found the little bottle of lube, flicked the cap off, and squirted a little of the slippery liquid onto his fingers. He slipped one finger into Naruto's tight passage and moved it back and forth gently. Naruto shuddered at the pleaserable sensation the small intrusion gave him. After a short while Sasuke added another finger to the first and began scissoring them, stretching Naruto. The blond pushed back onto the fingers and hissed in pleasure. As Sasuke added a third finger, Naruto snarled, "Quit teasing already damnit."

Sasuke complied, taking his fingers out of Naruto and coating his cock with the lube before pulling the blond's legs around his hips and positioning himself at Naruto's entrance.

"Are you ready?"

Naruto nodded and Sasuke began pushing into him slowly. Naruto shivered at the feeling of fullness: it was uncomfortable and a little painful at first, but as Sasuke penetrated deeper, he hit a spot the made Naruto arch and moan, forcing Sasuke in up to the hilt. Sasuke rested his forehaed against Naruto's, panting at the feeling of his lover surrounding him.

Naruto nuzzled his nose against Sasuke's, "You can move now teme."

Sasuke pulled back a little then thrust forward. He repeated the motion again and again, picking up speed with each thrust. Naruto whimpered in pleasure as Sasuke began to hit his prostate repeatedly.

"S-Sasuke more."

The brunette cursed as he moved even faster, pounding into Naruto. Feeling his orgasm approaching but wanting Naruto to come first, he began fisting the blond's erection in time to his thrusts.

"Mnnn, aaaaah! Sasukeeee!" Naruto screamed and raked his nails down Sasuke's back as he came all over the both of them. Sasuke followed him barely half a second later, "Naruto!"

He collapsed on top of Naruto, panting into the crook of the blond's neck.

Once they had recovered, Sasuke cleaned them off with a wet cloth and carried Naruto to the bedroom. They crawled into the sleeping bag and fell asleep almost instantly.
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Naruto woke to the sound of his shower running. He sat up and flinched at the soreness from last night's activities. 'Oi Kyu?'

What do you want?

'I know you won't heal any scratches, bites, or hickies but could you at least heal my ass?'

Give me a good reason to.

'I have training and missions and if I'm distracted by an acheing ass it could be hazardous to my health.'

(snicker) That was almost logical. You just don't want people asking why you're walking funny.

'That too. Come on please?'

No. The enjoyment I'll get from seeing you trying to walk and sit down without wincing is worth more to me than your pride.

'You're a sadistic perveted bastard you know that?'

Naruto got up when he heard the bathroom door open and watched Sasuke walk out of the bathroom. He went over to Naruto and leaned in to kiss the blond.

"Good morning dobe."

"Morning teme."

"You should take a shower, we're meeting Kakashi and Sakura in an hour."

Naruto nodded and staggered to the shower. Sasuke observed the slight limp in Naruto's gait and smirked at his handywork.
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Sakura watched her teammates approach, wondering why Sasuke was still in yesterday's clothes when naruto was wearing fresh clothing. Today's outfit was a pair of light blue pants and a skin tight black shirt that had the words 'If you think my shirt is tight...' on the front. Naruto smiled, leaned against the bridge, and said good morning. Just as Sakura was about to ask why Naruto was walking strangely Sasuke caught her attention.

"Sakura could you do me a favor?"

"Of course. What do you need?"

"I was unable to go home last night. Would you mind going to my house and getting me a change of clothes? The ones I planned to wear today should already be on my dresser."

"I don't mind but why couldn't you go home last night?"

"Those yaoi fangirls were camped out on my property yesterday evening."

Sakura simply couldn't help laughing as she went to get Sasuke his clothes.

It didn't take long for her to return carrying the change of clothes. Sasuke nodded his thanks and went behind a tree to change.

When he came back, Naruto glared at the shirt the Uchiha was wearing, "Very funny teme."

Sasuke just smirked and leaned against the bridge next to Naruto. Sakura looked at the shirts they wore and it became clear why Naruto had been walking funny. Naruto's shirt alone didn't raise any eyebrows but next to Sasuke's it took on a whole new meaning.

Sasuke's shirt read 'Weapon of Ass Destruction'.
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Kakashi's arrival gave his team quite a shock. Not only did he show up on time, but he also brought Guy and his team with him. Although, Guy's prescence probably explained Kakashi's unusual punctuality. Guy was never late if he could help it.

"Alright today we don't have any missions so we'll be sparring with Guy's team. Sasuke will spar with Neji, Naruto with TenTen, Sakura with Lee, and I will of course spar with Guy."

Lee jumped, "But how could I ever fight with such a beauty as Sakura. I could never harm her beautiful youthful self."

Everyone but Sakura rolled their eyes. She, having figured out how to deal with Lee a long time ago, put on a wounded expression, "Lee-kun are you saying you think I'm a weak kunoichi?"

Lee practically fell over himself to assure Sakura that was not the case and ended up agreeing to spar with her.

They faced off against their opponents. Kakashi, of course, was only sparring half-heartedly while Guy was giving it his all. Sasuke and Neji immediately began with punishing attacks. Lee was trying to be gentle with Sakura, and was getting his ass kicked as a result. Naruto created four Shadow Clones as TenTen pulled out her weapon summoning scroll. He winced as he lept to avoid the barrage of shuriken she sent his way. 'Damn it! Next time Sakura or Tsunade explain how to heal my own minor wounds I'm gonna listen. If I don't figure out how to heal my ass, it's really going to hinder me.' Naruto decided that to avoid embarassment, he would end this quickly.

He summoned his wind nature chakra and waited for TenTen to conjure up a large weapon. When she sent a giant shuriken at him, he used his chakra to send it back at her and as she was distracted with dodging, he teleported behind her and hit a pressure point to knock her out. He made sure that she was okay and would wake up soon before he sat back to watch the others spar.
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Guy and Kakashi's match had ended in a draw, Lee had finally smartened up and fought Sakura seriously, resulting in her defeat. Sasuke and Neji however, were still attacking each other visciously, although Neji was getting bored. Kakashi, Guy, Lee, Sakura, and TenTen looked at each other, unwilling to try and break the two combatants apart. Naruto on the other hand, rolled his eyes and walked in between the two men. Neji and Sasuke stopped as Naruto looked at them and said, "I don't know about you two but I'm hungry, so I'm heading to Ichiraku."

Then he turned and walked towards the village and the ramen stand.

Sasuke glanced at the Hyuga prodigy, "A draw?"

Neji nodded and watched as the Uchiha trailed after Naruto. Neji followed, intending to inform the Uchiha that he had no designs on Naruto. 'His jealousy is sweet but irritating.'
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Well there you go. I had planned to have Neji give the guys advice on how to deal with the fangirls but it would have made the chapter waaaaay too long.

Sai:You're typing at school again aren't you?

T.W.:Oh gee ya think? School is the only place that I have internet access. Where's Itachi?

Sai:Sulking.

T.W.:Whyyyy?

Sai:He saw a cute plushie version of himself. You know he hates being associated with anything cute.

T.W.:(sighs)What a drama queen. Oh well he'll get over it. I have a suggestion, if anyone can manage to post an AsumaShika fic where Asuma not only lives but he utterly destroys Hidan,(preferably with acid or burning to ash) I'll give you a dozen homemade cyber cookies of your choice and a cyber plushie if you do and e-mail me about it. Let me know what you thought of this chapter(i.e. the lemon) and ask any questions you want. Ja ne!