Double Edge, Double Trouble

 

Naru:  Hi everyone.  Christmas is almost here and I know most of you can’t wait for it.  Some of you guys are probably hoping for the new PS3, Nintendo Wii, or both for a Christmas present this year.  For me, I already know I’m getting the Nintendo Wii for Christmas, if we can’t find the Nintendo Wii anywhere.  I’m going to get the Xbox 360 as a present this year.  Anyway….I’m have something planed a special chapter for you guys as a Christmas present for this story and the ‘Double Edge, Double Trouble’ story.  So you guys have to wait.  So, I’ll try to get everything together by the time of Christmas and New Years.  Oh…one more thing.  YAMI!  GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE!

Yami:-comes out of a company closet in leather, porno style elf costume- Can I go back into the closet?

Naru:  Nope!  You can’t my yaoi elf!

Yami:-anime tears fall down face-

Kyuubi:  They don’t own the show Naruto, me, or its characters.  They do own the plot, Oc’s, ‘Dark Corp,’ ‘Dildo Production,’ and other things they don’t want to speak of.

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“Talk”

‘Thought’



“Naruto talking to Kyuubi’

‘Kyuubi talking to Naruto”

“Akamaru Talking/Kiba singing a song”

-Scene Change-

Kiba singing a different song”

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Chapter 16:  Club Love

 

Kiba came to the hospital everyday to visit Naruto for the past two weeks, friends making their visits to, and was told yesterday Naruto would be coming out today.  So currently, Kiba was waiting outside the hospital for his favorite energetic blonde Naruto.  While waiting for his lover he went into deep thought about Naruto.  Like how a suppose genin got that injured, know an S-class jutsu and why was he sent on a solo mission.  

 

‘Naruto…When have you gotten so mysteries to everyone?’ Kiba asked himself as he looked into the small forest like area near the hospital.

 

“Kiba….,” Naruto mumbled happily has he walked out of the hospital and saw his dog like lover standing in the open area of the hospital looking into the forest.  Taking the chance of Kiba not noticing him, Naruto sneaked behind Kiba and hugged doggy lover waist from behind.  Kiba jumped a little, but clamed down when he saw it was Naruto grinning at him.  Kiba returned the smile as turned around in the hug and hugged his love back and kissed him on the lips lightly.

 

“Well…good to see you to love,” Naruto chuckles a bit as they broke the light kiss they just shared.

 

“I know….glad you’re out finally,” Kiba stated, moving his arms so they would be wrapped around Naruto neck.

 

“That I know to.  Glad to be out of that hell hole of a death place known as a hospital.  Right now, I just want some fun with you Kiba-kun,” Naruto said happily, letting his hot breath blow on Kiba earlobe and he licked the inside of Kiba earlobe.  Kiba let out a light moan when his foxen lover did that and lightly tighten the grip around his neck.  Naruto let a sly smile grace his lips as he nuzzled into Kiba neck. 

 

‘Damn you Naruto…Why do you have to be so good at this…,’ Kiba thought as let out a small mewl.

 

“Then I know the perfect place Naruto,” he says, Naruto lefts his head up and let his brow cock in confusion and curiosity of what Kiba has in mind.  Kiba release his arms from neck and pushed out Naruto arms.

 

“Just meet me at the Nicro Club in the red light district at six o’clock, ok?” Kiba asked; Naruto nodded yes that he would come.  Kiba smiled and ran off to finish what he was doing earlier and been doing for the last two weeks Naruto was in the hospital.

 

“Ok….That was weird…What his planning?” Naruto asked himself before leaving to get ready for, I guess, a “Date” with Kiba.  But in the bushes, two people stepped out.

 

“Do you think it will work?” asked one person, this person had everything on his face but one eye covered and had silvered hair sticking out every which way.

 

“I believe so.  I believe we will see some action tonight from those two.  Icha Icha Paradise will have a major seen before we know it!” yelled the white haired one before walking away to the hot springs most likely.  The masked one just shook his head and disappeared in a cloud of smoke.  All in the name of his plan, he needed Jiraiya.

 

-----6 o’clock, in front of Nirco Club-----

 

Naruto was currently standing in front of the busy club, looks like something big was going to happen in the club tonight.  He was wearing a black silk shirt open which showed off his tone muscles that was hidden beneath his cloths any other day, really tight fitting black leather pants that was ridding pretty low on his waist, two crimson belts hanging off each of his hips making a ‘X’, a black leather chocker around his neck, his long hair was tied into a ponytail so it wouldn’t flow in the night wind and a black multi strap commando boots.  A few on looking people actually stopped and stared as they entered the club.  Some girls even giggled when Naruto looked at them.

 

“NARUTO!” someone yelled at him.  He looked at the crowd and spotted Hinata blushing, Sakura beside Sasuke, Shikamaru, and Neji with his arm around Ten Ten waist and she was blushing while Shino was holding Hinata hand. Finally, Chouji standing besides Ino eating chips.  All of them were wearing some kind of formal like outfit which I’m not going describe because it would be too much to do.  Naruto jogged over to them and waved.

 

“Hi guys!” Naruto hyperactively said as he jogged over to his friends.  When the guys had a clearer view of Naruto, their eyes almost popped out and the girls almost fainted.

 

‘Why in the fucking hell I never noticed Naruto before!?’ Ten Ten screamed in her mind as her blush deepened before quickly shoving her face into her lover chest.

 

“Nar-Nar-Naruto, you look extremely hot!” Sakura complement with a kind of straight face.  ‘DAMN NARUTO, you’re sexy on the west side to the east side from the north to the south…..I wonder--,’ Inner Sakura ranted in her evil way.  Did anyone have any idea of what she thought?  Didn’t think so.

 

“Hey, have you guys seen Kiba?” Naruto asked as he looked around in the crowd for Kiba.  Ino came beside Naruto.

 

“No Naruto, we haven’t seen him.  Why?  Going to finally get laid by Kiba and let him take your virginity away from you,” Ino teased as she poked him.  Naruto blushed a little and ready for a come back.

 

“Who said he was fucking virgin and I believe that’s none of your concern Ino,” Naruto humph and turned away from Ino.

 

“Oh come on Naruto, I was only….Wait!  You’re not a virgin!  Who?  How?  When?!” Ino questioned as everyone just sweat dropped at Ino enthusiasm for gossip and sex.  It was no secret Ino lost her virginity long ago.  Naruto blushing grew deeper at Ino questioned.  Suddenly he felt two arms circle his waist and looked back and saw it was Kiba, who was wear a crimson silk shirt button up, tight black jeans, black ninja sandals, and a crimson dog collar on his neck.

 

“There you are Naruto…I was looking for.  When I heard a hot blonde was outside the club, I came straight outside to find you,” Kiba stated as he kissed and lick Naruto neck a bit.  Naruto wanted to moan so badly but held it back.  Ino squealed at the little bit of Yaoiness she was getting.

 

“Come on Naruto, the rest of our friends are waiting for us,” Kiba stated as he grabbed Naruto hand him inside.  The rest fallowed them inside and to the table.  When they got to the table, the rest saw how Naruto looked like their mouths dropped. 

 

‘Damn…I wish I was like thirty years younger,’ Tsunade wished in her mind as she looked over Naruto sex appeal of a body.  Naruto blushed a little from all the attention most of the girls were giving him in the club.  They took order some foods and drinks and talked a bit.

 

Suddenly a person wearing a playboy like outfit came over to their table, she was a waitress and the waitress has to wear playboy like outfits. The young waitress whispered something in Kiba ear before leaving the table to go do something else.  It didn’t go unnoticed by everything.  Come on…., how can you not noticed a person wearing a playboy like outfit come to your table and talked to someone like Kiba.  Kiba got up from the table and turned to his friends.

 

“Guys…I will be right back, there’s something I have to at the moment,” Kiba stated before leaving the table himself.  Everyone was confused now as they stared at a retreating Kiba that soon disappeared into the dark crowded room.

 

“Naruto, do you know what’s going on with Kiba?” Sakura asked, wanting something as an answer.

 

“No, I don’t know,” Naruto said as he shook his head no and shrugged.  Suddenly the light dim a bit a spot light hit someone on the stage.  It was Kiba that was on the stage and with a microphone in his hand.

 

“Are you guys ready to rock the house!” he yelled/asked happily as the curtains open to a band behind him.

 

“YA~, WERE READY!” yelled the jumping crowed.  They started playing as two dancers stood next to Kiba and began to sing with the rest of the band when need be (A/N: impossible I know).

 

“I know you like that

You wanna try that

It's like a flashback

So shake your ass crack

I got the balls to

Rock the salsa

Funk the blues-a

Any groove to

Make you move cos

Taking you to

Another landscape

It's my mandate

I'm highly animated even though I'm decomposing

So if your feet is frozen I'ma die to see you ropin'



And when the MC rhyme and the DJ spin

I want y'all to just get down

Now when the MC rhymin' and the DJ cuttin'

I want y'all to just get down

And when the MC rhyme and the DJ spin

I want y'all to just get down

Now when the MC rhymin' and the DJ cuttin'

I want y'all to JUST GET DOWN



Tap your toes and clap your hands

(How many people ready to rock the house?)

Come on trace the globe and shake your pants

(How many people ready to rock the house?)

 

Gravitational pull

I have you making a fool

Out of yourself on the dance floor

Doing back spins running man and more

Party down with Vigga and Candor

Coming to the jam

Or look like a landlubber

And do the aqua boogie

Win lots of goodies maybe

Pop a Gucci wallet turntables is talking to me

It's awfully groovy

Seeing all the treasure and the booty



And when the MC rhyme and the DJ spin

I want y'all to just get down

Now when the MC rhymin' and the DJ cuttin'

I want y'all to just get down

And when the MC rhyme and the DJ spin

I want y'all to just get down

Now when the MC rhymin' and the DJ cuttin'

I want y'all to JUST GET DOWN



Tap your toes and clap your hands

(How many people ready to rock the house?)

Come on trace the globe and shake your pants

(How many people ready to rock the house?)

Just twist your hip and do the dip

(How many people ready to rock the house?)

Come on shake and bake do whatever it takes

(How many people ready to rock the house?)

Just twist your hip and do the dip

(How many people ready to rock the house?)

Come on shake and bake do whatever it takes

(How many people ready to rock the house?)”

 

People started to dance to the awesome song.  A circle was created for a couple of people dancing in the middle. Looks like, Shino was leading a couple of people in the top street dance moves of the west side of Konoha.  Hinata eyes popped out at the fact Shino was actually dancing with the crowd.  Back flips over other people and slides under others.  As some jumped into the air and flipped a few times, the ones below did the moon walk to catch the ones in the air.

 

“Gravitational pull

I have you making a fool

Out of yourself on the dance floor

Doing back spins running man and more

Party down with Vigga and Candor

Coming to the jam

Or look like a landlubber

And do the aqua boogie

Win lots of goodies maybe

Pop a Gucci wallet turntables is talking to me

It's awfully groovy

Seeing all the treasure and the booty



And when the MC rhyme and the DJ spin

I want y'all to just get down

Now when the MC rhymin' and the DJ cuttin'

I want y'all to just get down

And when the MC rhyme and the DJ spin

I want y'all to just get down

Now when the MC rhymin' and the DJ cuttin'

I want y'all to JUST GET DOWN



Tap your toes and clap your hands

(How many people ready to rock the house?)

Come on trace the globe and shake your pants

(How many people ready to rock the house?)

Just twist your hip and do the dip

(How many people ready to rock the house?)

Come on shake and bake do whatever it takes

(How many people ready to rock the house?)”

 

Naruto getting bored decided to join the dancing with Shino while Sasuke and Kakashi did the same.  They slide to the front, slide to the back, stomped three times.  Doing front flips and combining it with walking on their hands.  Some of the girls grinding up and down six guys and twisted their hips towards the guys, the guys acted like they were knocked back by the girls’ hips and fell back, and thus ending the dance and went back their chairs.

 

“I wanna get down lower than Atlantis

Going toe to toe with an enchantress

Get funky we've been funkadelic wearin' Pampers

While you eggheads is on the wall preparin' answers

Sharing transcripts while we over here

Dipping and dancin'

Rhythm romancin'

Wallflowers

Giving no action no

All hours we chillin' and max the flow

Relaxing

Opposites attracting

I'ma toss my hat in

Floss when the track spin

Like I'm on a crack bend

Jigging and wiggling

Freakin' booties speakin' to the cuties so belligerent

No religion just bump the feed on

You'll feel reborn

Negativity we just dead it like decoy

Better lift your feet and just measure the beat on

The pulse when it respawns



Tap your toes and clap your hands

(How many people ready to rock the house?)

Come on trace the globe and shake your pants

(How many people ready to rock the house?)

Just twist your hip and do the dip

(How many people ready to rock the house?)

Come on shake and bake do whatever it takes

(How many people ready to rock the house?)”

 

“Hope you guys like that one guys.  I’m going to sing one more song so this band can get back to their regular songs they were going to sing tonight.  Hope you guys like this one, because this one is special written for someone in the club tonight.” Kiba happily stated as the beat of R&B started for the song and started to sing.

 

 “Going off fine

Like a hot line

(Hot line)

Seeing You

Telling You

Sexy Love

(Love)

 

Boy you’re so fine

(So fine)

I don’t have to tell you

(Cant pass you up

Boy you’re so fine)

I know you hear it…

(All the time)

 

You’re so fine that your Sex appeal….

(Sex appeal…)

Is my own love drug

Don’t want to be without you

You’re my inspiration

Ooooohhhh……

(Cant help it

You so fine

So stay with me)

 

Oooohhh…..

The room is spinning

You’re the drug addiction

Addicted to your sex appeal boy

(Addiction Boy, I’m a fool)

Addicted to your smile

(Addiction Boy, I’m a Fool)

Addicted to everything about you

(Addiction Boy, I’m a Fool)

 

24/7 I’m yours

(Yours)

24/7 you’re my inspiration

(Baby you’re my everything)

Glad you’re here

(Baby, I can’t help myself

Can’t help myself

Can’t help myself

All need is you)

From the 2. 1. 5.

Hot stuff on my right

Sex appeal to my left

But boy, you’re in front of me

 

Don’t wan to leave you.

Such appeal you have my ninja boy

 You are all I need

(Just can’t help myself

Just can’t help myself

Just can’t help myself

You’re all I need)

You’re all I need

(You’re all I need…..)”

 

The whole clapped at the end, loving the song.  Naruto got off from his seat again.  No one notice, but Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tusande, leave from his chair.  Kakashi and Jiraiya got up from their chairs and fallowed him.  Tusande didn’t ask questions because she knew what they were up to and she can beat the shit out of them tomorrow.  Naruto had gone to the back stage and saw Kiba finish talking with some people backstage.  Kiba came up and hugged and kissed Naruto.

 

“How did you like that song Naruto?” Kiba asked impatiently for Naruto answer.  The blond closed his eyes and answered, “I loved it Kiba, absolutely loved it.”

 

Kiba smiled loving and hugged Naruto a little tighter and says, “Now for the second part of the fun Naruto.”

 

Naruto was a little confused as Kiba grabbed his hand and pulled him further into the club where the rooms were at.  They suddenly stopped in a hallway full of doors and stood in front on that was made of dark colored and made of oak.  Kiba opened the oak door to revile—

 

TBC