Hard Love Life

Hidan returned home an hour later, absolutely furious. He sent the girls to Deidara and stalked to their room. He slammed the door open and glared at Kakuzu. "How dare you just fucking leave!" he screamed, kicking the door closed, "Not only was I worried but I had to walk back in a fucking bikini and boobs. I was fucking terrified!"

Kakuzu growled and looked over at Hidan, before turning back to the mirror and trying to fix his crooked nose. "Welcome back. Remember that man? Well apparently he has cronies. Ninja cronies. That can use a paralization jutsu. And I got my ass kicked because they ambushed me while I about to go on a bounty." He pointed to his nose. "This is what they did to me. That and they ripped off the stitches to my jaw." Kakuzu popped his nose back into place, with a resounding crack. "And. They also managed to get my hip too. But I'm glad you're safe."

Hidan opened his mouth before snapping it closed again. He blushed darkly feeling ashamed now. "M'sorry." he said, "Do you need anything?"

Kakuzu looked at the mirror before looking at Hidan. "No, I don't need anything." He shifted his nose a bit more. "Does it look straight?"

"It looks perfect." Hidan said, rubbing his arm, "Are you mad at me?"

Kakuzu looked at himself in the mirror. "I look far from perfect."

"You look perfect to me. Isn't that all that matters?" Hidan swallowed, "Are you mad at me?"

"You're not everyone, so it's not all that matters," Kakuzu grumbled, "No, I'm not mad at you."

"You should be. I'm the reason your hurt." Hidan shifted uncomfortably, "Are you mad at something?"

Kakuzu tried to breath through his nose, making it bleed. "I'm not mad at anything."

"If you weren't mad at anything you wouldn't have yelled at the girls or be so devoted to money." Hidan walked to Kakuzu and grabbed his head, pulling it down and licking off the blood that dribbled over his lover’s lips.

"I didn't yell at the girls, I yelled at you to shut you up. I don't like matters being pushed, and when I want them dropped, they are to be dropped," Kakuzu looked up at Hidan when he walked over and licked off the blood. "I don't trust you with my blood."

"I'm not going to kill you." Hidan said, continuing to lick Kakuzu's face clean, "You didn't loose the remote did you?"

"How can I be so sure you won't?" Kakuzu shook his head. "I left the remote here."

"Why would I? I love you." Hidan said, continuing to lick up the blood, "It tastes good."

"Because I'm a heathen." Kakuzu scowled. "You're making me all slobbery."

"I love you anyway." Hidan said, pulling away, blood smeared on his face, "Shut up."

"I love you too," Kakuzu murmured, nipping at Hidan's nose. "You're all bloody." He wiped at Hidan's face with his sleeve.

"Your blood is the tastiest ever. That I can be sure of." Hidan said, smiling.

Kakuzu smiled at Hidan, leaning in and pressing his lips against Hidan’s. "Hm, have you ever thought of getting married?" He asked, not meaning that he wanted to marry Hidan.

"No. Not really." Hidan said, "Why?"

"I was just wondering, you'd seemed like the type to get married," Kakuzu shrugged.

Hidan stuck out his tongue. "Hey, can you breath out of your nose again? I want more of your blood."

Kakuzu breathed out his nose, causing more blood to dribble down his face. "You're disgusting, I hope you know that."

"I'm a worshiper of Jashin. What do you expect?" Hidan said, once again licking up Kakuzu's blood, "It's so tasty. It's like candy to me."

Kakuzu grumbled and went in his drawer, pulling out a kunai and cutting down his arm. "There, go wild."

Hidan blinked. "You didn't need to do that." he said before licking the rivulets of blood off of Kakuzu's arm.

Kakuzu shivered, "Yes, but it feels nice to have you lick all this blood off."

Hidan smiled, flashing his now pink teeth. "You just love my tongue don't you?" he asked in-between licks.

Kakuzu shuddered, relaxing in the chair. "I think I'm bleeding from down there too, perhaps you should lick it clean."

"Down there?" Hidan asked, grabbing Kakuzu's groin, "Right here?"

Kakuzu nodded and unzipped his pants.

Hidan smiled and pulled out Kakuzu's member. "I like how this tastes too." he said, licking the twitching organ, "Nearly all of you is tasty."

Kakuzu twined his fingers into Hidan's hair. "I'm so glad you love my taste."

Hidan smirked, sucking roughly on the head of Kakuzu's member, intent on making him come quickly. He started bobbing his head up and down in short movements, humming for added stimulation.

Kakuzu was already so close to coming, that it only took a little stimulation to make him come into Hidan's mouth. "Ah… I'm getting easier to please." He looked down at Hidan. "Do you want me to give you head… While you're a male."

Hidan shook his head, slipping his fingers inside of him self and removing the egg vibrator. "No. I want sex. Rough, bloody sex."

Kakuzu nodded and took off his clothes, pinning Hidan to the ground and shoving the kunai deep into Hidan's side. He wrenched apart Hidan's legs and forced his way into Hidan all the way to the hilt. "Is this how you want it?"

Hidan's back arched when Kakuzu stabbed him. "Yes... Hit me, bite me, touch me every where and make it hurt." he hissed when Kakuzu thrust inside him, tearing the muscular walls of his heat, "Try and kill me."

Kakuzu began to thrust quickly and rough into Hidan and he began to use his threads to tear at Hidan's limbs, trying to rip them off. He leaned down and bit into Hidan's flesh, tearing at it. Kakuzu ripped out the kunai form Hidan’s side and thrust it into his ribcage, aiming for his heart.

Hidan gasped is pain as Kakuzu thrust inside him, his breasts bouncing with the movement. "Kakuzu~!" he cried out his lover's name, his hips shattering from the force of the thrusts. Hidan came when Kakuzu's stabbed him in his chest, piercing his heart. "Oh~! So good... Give me more."

Kakuzu tugged on Hidan's arm a bit more and finally pulled it off, tossing it across the room. He bit his lip in concentration and closed his eyes, holding onto Hidan's hips while he increased his thrusting.

Hidan looked over at his amputated arm before using the one he still had to pull Kakuzu into a kiss. "I love you. Your absolutely perfect." he said softly.

Kakuzu leaned into the kiss that Hidan put onto his lips, loosing his concentration and slowing down his thrusting. “I love you too."

Hidan rolled over, now lying on top of Kakuzu. His hips moved in a slow circular motion, blood flowing heavily from his wounds. "Am I even beautiful now Kakuzu? he asked, his fingers playing with Kakuzu's nipples.

Kakuzu held onto Hidan's hips when they switched places. "You're always beautiful to me Hidan. You always will be." He shivered when Hidan began to play with his nipples.

"I need my arm back if you want me to do the thrusting." Hidan said softly.

Kakuzu nodded and used a few threads to get the arm from across the room and stitched it on. He took a deep breath and in the heat of passion, he asked a very stupid question that he would probably regret later. "Marry me?"

"M-marry you?" Hidan asked, his hips beginning to move up and down, "I... I will marry you." He leaned over Kakuzu and continued to move over him. "I-I can't... Keep going. Take over... .Stop when you... ." Hidan fell against Kakuzu's chest, blood loss making it impossible to keep moving.