Drabbel Days
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
35
Views:
2,169
Reviews:
10
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I Do not own Naruto nor do i make any money from writing this.
The day that fried Sasuke’s brain ( SasuNaru)
Warning crack ahead.Warning crack ahead.Warning crack ahead.
Sasuke stretched out today was going to be a long day with moving to there new apartment. On top of it, Naruto was going to be working with Sakura all morning. The girl had walked in on them several times yet she still wanted him. Naruto being the Dobe he always is assumes she is joking. His boyfriend really knew how to pick psycho friends.
He guessed he could just disappear until she left, it sounded like a good idea to him. Slowly making his way to the door Sasuke opened it only to have his eyes widen at the sight. “Sakura where is the dress!” Naruto yelled walking past in in a slip skirt a bra filled with oranges. It was even weirder than when they first started dating he caught Naruto masturbating while listening to play that funky music white boy. Well they tied for first. He took a deep breath as he shut the door and made his way back to the bed, today was going to be a long day he was sure of it.
…
Sasuke stood walking to the door letting out a relived sigh when he found the house empty. She was gone that was good; unfortunately she dragged his boyfriend with her. He stopped looking down and lifting the paper with Naruto’s handwriting. “Sai’s letting me have his sewing kit please pick it up for me we need to get to the new shop before they sell out of the good materials.” let him rephrase that she dragged his weird boyfriend with her.
He brought a hand to his face rubbing his temples slightly if he hurried he could be back before the movers got here.
…
Surly someone was out to get him, some deity in the skies obviously hated him and wanted his life to be so…he didn’t even know what it was everyday it seemed little pieces of his mind would be fried. Right now, now a deep fried Twinkie had more thinking capacity than he did.
“Here you go Sasuke, tell Naruto I said hi.” Sasuke hesitantly took the package from the male covered in jelly; he didn’t say anything as he walked away his body still tense from seeing what he did.
Several jars of jelly a naked Sai and Itachi on the kitchen table it was at that moment his brain stopped functioning for the second time that day. His day just couldn’t get any weirder…
…
“please.” the male hissed; as Sasuke froze in the doorway, he looked from the mover to the near trembling form hiding under the blankets.
“Naruto?”
“Oh, god Sasuke run hide it’s the evil chick from the grudge.” Naruto yelled from under the covers as the mover glared at the blankets. “I just want to move the damn bed and he keeps begging me not to make some weird noise then kill him.” The man nearly yelled in frustration.
“Don’t listen to it, its evil Sasuke it wants to trap our souls!” Naruto yelled. “Sasuke did it get you?” Naruto peeked out from under the covers as the mover looked at Sasuke who just stood there an almost dazed yet blank look on Sasuke’s face. Sasuke was sure of only one thing he should have never gotten out of bed this morning!
Sasuke stretched out today was going to be a long day with moving to there new apartment. On top of it, Naruto was going to be working with Sakura all morning. The girl had walked in on them several times yet she still wanted him. Naruto being the Dobe he always is assumes she is joking. His boyfriend really knew how to pick psycho friends.
He guessed he could just disappear until she left, it sounded like a good idea to him. Slowly making his way to the door Sasuke opened it only to have his eyes widen at the sight. “Sakura where is the dress!” Naruto yelled walking past in in a slip skirt a bra filled with oranges. It was even weirder than when they first started dating he caught Naruto masturbating while listening to play that funky music white boy. Well they tied for first. He took a deep breath as he shut the door and made his way back to the bed, today was going to be a long day he was sure of it.
…
Sasuke stood walking to the door letting out a relived sigh when he found the house empty. She was gone that was good; unfortunately she dragged his boyfriend with her. He stopped looking down and lifting the paper with Naruto’s handwriting. “Sai’s letting me have his sewing kit please pick it up for me we need to get to the new shop before they sell out of the good materials.” let him rephrase that she dragged his weird boyfriend with her.
He brought a hand to his face rubbing his temples slightly if he hurried he could be back before the movers got here.
…
Surly someone was out to get him, some deity in the skies obviously hated him and wanted his life to be so…he didn’t even know what it was everyday it seemed little pieces of his mind would be fried. Right now, now a deep fried Twinkie had more thinking capacity than he did.
“Here you go Sasuke, tell Naruto I said hi.” Sasuke hesitantly took the package from the male covered in jelly; he didn’t say anything as he walked away his body still tense from seeing what he did.
Several jars of jelly a naked Sai and Itachi on the kitchen table it was at that moment his brain stopped functioning for the second time that day. His day just couldn’t get any weirder…
…
“please.” the male hissed; as Sasuke froze in the doorway, he looked from the mover to the near trembling form hiding under the blankets.
“Naruto?”
“Oh, god Sasuke run hide it’s the evil chick from the grudge.” Naruto yelled from under the covers as the mover glared at the blankets. “I just want to move the damn bed and he keeps begging me not to make some weird noise then kill him.” The man nearly yelled in frustration.
“Don’t listen to it, its evil Sasuke it wants to trap our souls!” Naruto yelled. “Sasuke did it get you?” Naruto peeked out from under the covers as the mover looked at Sasuke who just stood there an almost dazed yet blank look on Sasuke’s face. Sasuke was sure of only one thing he should have never gotten out of bed this morning!