Ecchi no shachou

If you don't like Sakura bashing you must gather 10 signatures and write a petition to Nagareboshii. I also apologize in advance for the x-over part. I couldn't stop myself but it's the last time, I promise.

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WARNING: smutless (and copletly unnecessary if you ask me) chapter... (-_-) but the 17th is really GOOD I promise!

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Chapter 16: The end of the longest weekend in the history of all fan fiction… Or the most spectacular 'coming out' in the history of Tokyo Street Racing.

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He's not sleeping in my bed…

This phrase was still reverberating through Deidara's mind. What did the bastard mean? Why did he say that? Why would Deidara let HIS kitten to sleep in Itachi's bed anyway, un? Maybe he meant that the cat can't sleep in any bed in the house because they all belong to the Uchiha or… Maybe…. Just maybe… what he tried to say was: HE is not sleeping in my bed, but YOU do!

Soft pitiful meowing brought his attention back to the (not so fluffy anymore) little kitten in the basin. He put Gunji there to clean him up using cotton pads soaked in warm water. It was a good idea, yea… Three full packs of used pads were now filling the trash can… He was so engrossed with his thoughts that he didn't even realize that he soaked the kitten's head a bit too much.

"I'm sorry, Gunji. I didn't mean it…"

He wrapped his pet with a soft white towel and took him into his arms. He was genuinely surprised when the black fur ball turned out to be actually a white fur ball! (Like the real Gunji's cat, yea!) And he was even cuter than before!

So, if Itachi really meant that Deidara could sleep in his bed but the cat couldn't then… What should he do?

Staurday was the worst day in Sakura's life. Sasuke was Naruto's boyfriend. How was it possible? Sasuke was perfect. He just COULDN'T be with another man, and with Naruto of all people…. It was ridiculous. Naruto was supposed to be her friend. He surely knew about her feelings toward the younger of the two Uchiha brothers. How could he secretly date him (and do much more that just that) behind her back? How could he? Was it his revenge for her rejection of him? He was so mean! She took her pink phone and dialed Naruto's number.

Sasuke was straddling Naruto's back and was in the middle of giving him a massage by the pool when Naruto's phone rang. They were sunbathing and it was perfect but hearing the phone the blond immediately tried to move. Sasuke pinned him back down to the floor quite brutally.

"I'll get it."

Naruto didn't mind. Sasuke would do whatever the hell he wanted anyway so fighting him was pointless. He hoped it was Iruka. As stupid as it may seem Naruto was worried. He was very skeptic about the idea of Iruka dating someone again… He wasn't jealous. He was just worried. He didn't want to see another silver haired bossy and dangerous person around his dear Iruka. They were gone for two days and Iruka didn't call him even once… Maybe he was having too much fun? He still should have called by now…

Sasuke moved to get Nruto's cell phone. He saw a flash of pink on the screen and gritted his teeth. What did the bitch wanted now? Sasuke would love to answer and tell exactly how much she pissed him off but with Naruto underneath him, so close, he couldn't risk pissing him off. He knew that the idiot would try to defend her somehow… He pushed the red button and then removed the missed call from the list.

"Who was it?"

"It wasn't Iruka, don't worry, dobe."

"How did you know that I've been waiting for Iruka to call?"

Naruto turned his bright blue eyes to the Uchiha sitting on his back. He was impressed.

"It was obvious. You're worried. I understand that. Kakashi can be an asshole sometimes but I don't think he toys with your Iruka. I think he really likes him. He fights for his attention more intently than for a billion dollar project. And he took him to Honke Bankyu AND he is buying a fucking house just for the two of them!"

"What are you talking about, teme?"

Sasuke lay down on Naruto's back and put his chin on the tanned shoulder.

"He is buying a house on the seaside. Well, technically it's Iruka who does the buying, because Kakashi wants him to choose whatever he likes."

"Are you kidding? This is crazy!"

"I know, but Kakashi is… crazy… He told me about it during the party last night."

"He told you that he's crazy?"

"No…" Patience. "He told me that he is buying a house."

"Oh… Does Iruka know about it?"

"I'm not sure but he probably has no idea. I wouldn't be surprised if Kakashi told him only AFTER he moves Iruka's stuff…"

Naruto tried to turn over to his back but then his phone rang again and Sasuke pinned him down one more time to prevent him from answering. He took the phone and did exactly the same thing as earlier.

"Who was it, Sasuke? Give me this phone!"

"No. It was no one."

"Sasuke!"

Naruto turned to his back, sat up and propped up his knees. Sasuke was still straddling him but now he was sitting directly on Naruto's crotch. That was perfect setting to distract the blond. He squeezed him a bit with his thighs.

"Come on, dobe. Let's do it in the pool."

"Give me my phone back first!"

"Naruto, if you don't stop ignoring me in a favor of your stupid phone I swear I'll throw it into the water!"

Meanwhile Sakura was livid. This stupid blond was ignoring her phone calls! How dare he?

"SASUKE! This isn't funny!"

"DO YOU SEE ME LAUGHING, NARUTO?"

OK, it's not like it was their first fight, right… Sasuke was acting like a really spoiled and irritating brat but Naruto couldn't help but enjoy it. No one has ever gave him so much attention. No one was ever jealous of him. Sasuke was acting like he wanted to own Naruto and never share with anyone else (maybe with the exception of Iruka…) Naruto loved it. He was an orphan and he was never liked by his peers. He was making pranks and acted irritating just to make people notice him and now, suddenly, he didn't have to do nothing more. For Sasuke, for this absolutely beautiful and perfect creature he was enough. Sasuke wanted nothing more, just HIM. And it was perfect.

He took the ringing phone from Sasuke's hand and smiled seeing that it was Sakura who had made the Uchiha so jealous and aggressive. She was probably calling to apologize for her yesterday's behavior. Naruto decided that she would have to wait. He put the phone down and gave Sasuke a passionate kiss before taking him to the pool. They ignored the phone that was ringing constantly when they made love in the water for the first time. Then Naruto wanted to call Sakura back but Sasuke complained that he wasn't enjoying having sex in the water as much as he thought he would and demanded a second round in bed. Naruto eagerly complied. Sex in the water was certainly overrated.

It was evening when he made another attempt to answer one of Sakura's calls but Sasuke reminded him that he wanted to go to Yokohama bay that night so he jumped out of bed and into the shower to get ready. He wasn't going to race tonight. He just wanted to show Sasuke the street-racer side of his life. He had no idea that his leaving was just exactly what Sasuke had been waiting for!

Green Cars indeed were amazingly comfortable but Iruka was happy that the trip was finally over. He didn't want to come back to reality after this dream like weekend but… He knew that it would end eventually and he was alright with it. He had no regrets. He got more than he could count for anyway! So why wasn't he happy…?

"Are you alright, Ruka?"

They were leaving the station and Kakashi's arm was still wrapped tightly around his shoulders.

"Sure, why?"

"I'm not sure. You looked… like you were angry or sad… I don't know. Maybe I just imagine things… Where do we go now? Are you hungry?"

"Not really… I think I'll just go home already. I forgot to call Naruto. He probably worries about me…"

"I'm pretty sure he's still with Sasuke. I think we should go to your place, take some clean clothes for you to wear tomorrow and go to my hotel. It's Monday tomorrow so you'll probably try to make me do an early start…"

Kakashi pulled Iruka closer and buried his face in the chocolate hair. Iruka tensed. What was that? Another proposition to prolong the fairy tale? Iruka's heart sped up. He wanted to spend more time with Kakashi (the man he loved) but he couldn't help but be angry… or more like irritated with the man. He could go with him to his hotel room and surely sleep with him again but…

"Tomorrow we should look at some houses. I don't want to live in hotel rooms anymore. I don't like them."

One more night. Nothing more, but the one last night with Kakashi, his super handsome boss, who was buying a house to finally settle down. He didn't answer. He just let Kakashi to drag him to the taxi. All the way to Iruka's place Kakashi was making plans for the next week.

"The lights are off. It seems that Naruto really isn't home…"

"I told you he's with Sasuke…"

Iruka suddenly felt very lonely.

They walked inside and Iruka wasn't sure if he still wanted to go with Kakashi. He felt depressed. He wanted to crawl into his bed and wallow in his own misery and loneliness.

And suddenly there were arms around his waist. They squeezed him tightly and he found himself enveloped in a warm hug.

"I want to have a cozy home, just like your apartment. It's so nice in here… Let's stay here tonight since Naruto's out."

Iruka wanted to scream YES but he tried to be rational.

"You don't have any clean clothes in here…"

"I'll text Raido and ask him to fetch me a clean suit from the hotel in the morning."

When Iruka turned to see if he was serious Kakashi was already opening his phone. And then in an instant Iruka wasn't depressed or lonely anymore. He was even beginning to feel hungry and horny. The night didn't look so bad after all. He would cook a dinner for Kakashi and then they would take a bubble bath together and go to bed. Iruka could use to such a routine!

Sakura answered her phone.

"So, Naruto, you FINALLY grew a pair and decided to call me back!"

"It's Sasuke Uchiha. I didn't let Naruto to answer your phones but sex can only stop him for so long so he will probably call you back when he comes out of the shower. Before he does though I wanted to tell you that you angered the wrong person."

"W-what…?"

"You're FIRED! You'll find your denouncement on your desk first thing in the morning. Good bye."

"B-but… Sasuke… WAIT!"

"Haruno, I REALLY don't appreciate you calling me by my first name! I don't know you and I don't understand why you act like you know ME! I also don't understand why did you hit my boyfriend or why he is still so willing to answer your phone calls!"

"But…. Uchiha-san…I just thought that he… I just wanted to help you. I didn't mean to make you angry… You begged him to stop!"

"I begged him to stop slowing down! For fuck's sake…"

He was getting hard just from thinking about the round on the orange Supra….

"Let's make something clear here, Haruno! I'm not firing you because you angered me. I won't let you stay in my company even if you apologize to Naruto. It's completely out of question and NOTHING you say can change that. I want you gone. I want you as far from him as possible simply because I'm jealous. There's nothing more to it than that."

"But I don't like him…!"

"I KNOW THAT! I also know that he doesn't like you that way anymore and I trust him completely. But I'm jealous that you know him longer, that he liked you before he started to like me. I can't help it that I envy you that you were there for him while I didn't even know that he existed! On top of it all I simply don't like you! You hurt him. Some part of me is glad that you did because that way it was so much easier for me to get him than if he were with you, but still, I can't stand the fact that you made him hurt. You made him sad. You nonchalantly rejected him while I had to fight desperately like some love sick puppy for his attention, like for nothing else in my life."

"But… But it's just… Naruto… He is so silly and he's just a mechanic… You deserve so much better…"

"You will never understand what I'm talking about because you're shallow. He means everything to me and I hate to see people like YOU around him. You don't deserve his affection, his friendship, you don't deserve to even be around him. He's MINE."

Naruto froze in the doorway.

"SASUKE! Give me back my phone!"

Sasuke bravely met the blond's look and handed him the phone.

Naruto put it to his ear.

"Sakura-chan, is that you? I'm so sorry I didn't call you back. I was busy…"

Sakura sobbed.

"Sakura-chan... Are you alright? Are you crying? What happened? Where are you? Sakura-chan!..."

No answer and then a long beeeep…

"She hung up on me. What did she want? Where is she? What's going on?"

"Nothing." Sasuke was going to be stubborn.

"SASUKE, why did Sakura call?"

"She didn't. I called her to tell her how displeased I was with her yesterdays behavior."

Naruto folded his arms on his chest and scowled.

"What did you tell her?"

"…That I don't like her."

"Sasuke… You can't do that. I want you but I also want to keep my friends. It's alright to be angry or even jealous but if you want to keep me I need to be able to trust you. You know that I love my friends, right?"

Sasuke knew. That was one of the many reasons he wanted Naruto so much. He seriously loved everything about the dobe even those nervous breakdowns he brought on him. It was so unlike Sasuke to act this way… So emotional and…

"I'm sorry." Uchihas don't say such things easily.

"You are?"

"Yes, I am. Because I didn't mean to make you angry. I wanted to tell her that I don't like the way she treats you and that I don't like her! I don't understand her. And NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY I will not apologize to HER! I didn't call her a bitch this time, don't worry. She should apologize to YOU!"

Naruto hugged him and kissed him. He understood that Sasuke did it because he cared about him. Naruto would always understand him. He forgave him this time but he didn't know about firing Sakura. Sasuke would have to change his mind about that after all. He really didn't want to fight with Naruto over this useless pink haired sociopath. He would do something much better than firing her.

He had much better plan!

There was a kitten on his bed. It was so tiny it was ridiculous. It looked like a little white ball of fluff. If it were his he would call it Fluffy… But it was Deidara's so of course it had to be named after some totally crazy killer… (which by the way looked more like Deidara himself than his cat but whatever…) Itachi sighed. Deidra was taking a shower. The kitten probably smelled him on Itachi's bed and came here… He probably thinks of Deidara as his mother… and this bed was currently the strongest source of Deidara's smell in the house… How could he use it to his advantage?

As fast as it was humanly possible he took off all his clothes and got into bed. He settled himself comfortably with his hands under his head and sheets draped slightly lower than his nipples. He waited for Deidara to show up.

It wasn't even five minutes before the blond stormed in with nothing but a red towel around his waist.

"I knew it! GUNJI! "

He pointed an accusing finger at the white fur ball curled on the pillow where he slept last night.

"Deidara, it seems that your cat is as ignorant to my pleas and rules as you are…"

"Well, he IS my cat after all, yea." The blond smirked and moved some of his still wet hair to his back. The gesture was surprisingly elegant. "Give it back, bastard."

Itachi raised an eyebrow.

"I can't give back what I did not take in the first place. Gunji chose this place to spend the night. He is the new resident of this manor so he has the same right to chose his place to sleep as you have. I won't let you to force him to leave."

"Are you fucking kidding me? It's MY cat!"

The kitten yawned and snuggled to the closest source of heat, that was of course Itachi.

"He's not only as insolent as you, he is also a cuddler!"

"Fuck you, Itachi. I want my cat back. I'm tired."

"Why do you need your cat to sleep? Are you going to cuddle with him? He's too small. You need something bigger, more solid…"

Deidara blushed. Somehow in the fire of the fight for the kitten he didn't notice that Itachi's torso was bare. It was toned and smooth. Bastard's pale skin looked like a porcelain, a total opposite of his tanned and plebeian. The bastard was so handsome...

"Is that an invitation?"

Itachi smirked. It was easier than he had originally thought.

"It looks like it is."

Deidara smiled. His eyelids dropped a bit, looking alluring and sexy. Slowly he moved closer to Itachi's side of a bed and leaned over his boss' exposed body. Itachi held his breath when the tips of wet hair tickled his skin and Deidara's minty breath fanned his face. They were both practically naked and in his bed. They both wanted each other and they both knew it. There was no logical reason for them to not give in to their mutual attraction. It was meant to be that way. They wanted it and destiny helped by leading the kitten to Itachi's bed. There was no point in denying anymore. Itachi removed his hand from under his head to pull Deidara closer for a kiss but before he managed to do it the other man was already standing a few paces away with Gunji on his right palm. He was smirking but somehow he didn't look amused at all.

"Good night boss."

He refused to be Itachi's quick fuck, no matter how hot the bastard was. No matter how handsome, beautiful, caring, and... and perfect he was...

Deidara left to his own room, across the hallway.

They pulled into Daikokufuto around ten p.m. and moved through the huge highway rest stop in the middle of the island to Naruto's usual spot. Naruto loved those nights when he would meet with all his friends, admire cars and racings and… on some rare occasion race himself! Tonight was even better than the other nights because he was driving Sasuke's Skyline. Skylines ruled this place and it didn't even matter if yours was older than you! And the one that Naruto was driving was brand new (even though still scratched) and looked beautiful. Naruto wanted to put some extra stuff under the hood of this monster but wasn't sure if Sasuke would appreciate it. He also wasn't sure if Sasuke would appreciate any of this evening's events. He wanted to show the brunette what turned him on, what he liked to do in his free time. He wanted to introduce him to his friends. He wanted to introduce him to this whole street racing background hoping that he would be able to hook him up. He really wanted Sasuke to become a part of this side of his life too.

He put a hand on the raven's knee. Sasuke smiled at him happy with the attention he received.

"Baby… Just be careful about what you say, ok?"

"What do you mean?"

"You know… Just… act normal, ok? Some of those guys can be really creepy and if you accidentally hint them that you may be anything but as straight as a ruler than they may want to straighten us by force."

"Don't worry about THAT, dobe! It's not like I want anyone here to know either. Don't forget that I'm an Uchiha! My reputation means a world to me!"

Naruto was happy that he finally voiced his concerns but despite of what Sasuke said he still felt anxious.

Sasuke was looking around curiously taking in the surrounding. The place was huge and completely filled with cars, arranged neatly by brands and types, like on some exhibition. There was a McDonald's in front of which was a row of black four-door sedans with not much speed but surely a lot of horsepower. He saw some distaste in Naruto's eyes as they were passing them so he didn't say he kind of liked them.

They moved slowly and carefully a little further and Sasuke's heart fastened in a bad way. This was bad, this was really, REALLY bad. They entered an extremely loud section of keijidosha (light cars with tiny engines) surrounded by the throng of girls dressed like… like… Sasuke flabbergasted. It was like some weird porn for pedophiles… He turned his terrified eyes to Naruto afraid that he may find some trace of interest in his azure eyes. He didn't find any. He also seemed completely unfazed by the annoyingly loud pop music.

Sasuke felt the foreboding tingling in his guts. This was bad. He tried to calm down. It wasn't THAT Bad. It was like… a picnic party really…

They were moving ahead. There was more cars of different kinds, colors and standards. There was also more people and more girls dressed like whores… This would be a long night…

"Oi, dobe, shouldn't we park somewhere around there, along with the rest of the Skylines?"

"No, we're going to my usual spot, where my friends probably are already waiting for us. You surely took your sweet time tarting up…"

"I wasn't tarting up. I simply dressed nicely and fixed my hair so you would not be ashamed of me in front of your… friends."

"I would be proud of you anyway. You're beautiful, you don't need to try so hard to look good."

Now, that was a compliment! From Naruto! Naruto said that HE was beautiful! He wanted to kiss the blond, he wanted to suck him off or fuck with him at the back seat of his car… His trail of pleasant thoughts stopped when Naruto parked the car.

"Come on, teme!"

Naruto got out and Sasuke followed albeit very grudgingly.

Immediately something jumped the blond driver almost knocking him off his feet.

"Easy, Kono, for Kami's sake…"

"I haven't seen you in AGES, boss!"

"And DON'T call me boss!" Naruto hated when Konohamaru called him that. He did that since he was six and now, twelve years later it wasn't so cool anymore.

"But boss, have you seen my Hachiroku? I've got new 4AGE!"

Konohamaru was already trying to pull Naruto to his old-school orange Toyota.

"Wait a minute! I want you to meet Sasuke Uchiha. Sasuke, this is Konohamaru Sarutobi, that guy with spiky black hair you've already met. It's Kotetsu and this other guy is Izumo."

Sasuke shook hands with all three of them and tried to recognize who could be a threat for his blossoming relationship with Naruto. The said blond must have been reading his thoughts because he chuckled and whispered.

"Don't even try, Sasuke. They're FRIENDS! All of them. I want you to like each other."

"Naruto-kuuuuuuuuun!"

And there was Sai too… Sasuke frowned and stepped rudely between the pale painter and HIS Naruto.

"Stay the fuck away from him, you freak, or I'll beat the crap out of you AGAIN!"

There was a stunned silence for a strange, very long moment. All other boys in the group looked at each other asking silent questions and receiving a silent answer from Naruto's honest blue eyes. The uncomfortable silence has been finally broken by Kono's cheerful voice.

"I already like him, Naruto. Where did you find him?"

And so they started talking in a friendly manner. Sasuke enjoyed the atmosphere and found the whole event very interesting.

Most of the cars were Japanese but there was also a black Jaguar XJ 220, with white panthers in the run painted on both sides of the vehicle, which looked a bit out of place. The group gathered beside him was… to say the least… eye catching. The blue haired macho sitting on the front bonnet grinning like a maniac was annoyingly handsome. He was currently being yelled at by younger but also very handsome orange haired guy that looked like he was about to punch him. With them was a tattooed redhead who was ogling warily a stuck up long haired raven with an aura of dignity that reminded Sasuke of Itachi. There was also a tall silent creature dressed in a hooded navy-blue vest... His impossibly green eyes were peeking from behind his blood red bangs and looking curiously at the exposed engine of the black car... He was stunning.

Naruto blocked his view.

"If you won't stop staring at Nova your boyfriend will kick your ass."

"You mean HIS boyfriend..."

"No, I mean YOURS. I don't even know if Nova's gay..."

Sasuke blushed. "I wasn't staring at anyone. It's just that their car looks a bit… out of place here… Now I understand why you insisted so much to take the Skyline even though it's scratched… This place looks like some Nissan temple."

"Skyline is not just ANY Nissan, Sasuke!"

"Fine, when's your birthday?"

"In October, why?"
Sasuke gave him sexy smirk. "I know what to buy you now, but I guess I won't wait till October!"

"What do you mean?" Naruto was really confused. "You don't have to buy me anything for my birthday…"

Sasuke looked like he was going to hug him so Naruto stepped back reminding him not to do any 'gay-stuff'.

"I'm buying you one of those…" He carelessly waved his hand at his Skyline. "But you will have to tell me what kind you would like the most."

Izumo and Kotetsu watched and listened with their jaws dropped.

"You can't just buy me a fucking car, teme!"

"Why not?"

"Because… You just can't!"

"Of course I can. I want to buy you a Skyline. It can even be orange!"

Kotetsu didn't get it... "What's your problem, Naruto? This guy wants to buy you a Skyline and you are calling him a bastard! Are you nuts?"

While Naruto began to argue with Kotetsu about the touchy subject of his sanity Sasuke noticed that people started to gather around them. They were all concentrated on Naruto like they were waiting for him to stop talking and do… God knows what. He met gaze with Konohamaru who seemed to notice the change in the atmosphere too and obviously enjoyed it.

"What's going on?"

Konohamaru grinned.

"That's what you get when you hang around the boss! They didn't notice him right away because of this car. He normally drives white Supra. They will try to talk him into racing tonight, because boss is the only guy who had NEVER lost. He's a legend!"

For a very brief moment Sasuke felt proud of his boyfriend. The crowd seemed to gravitate toward the blond and his bright personality. Those people looked up to him. They were all smiling, listening to his funny banter with the spike haired brunette. They put on quite a show. Even Sasuke couldn't stop his smile a few times! But suddenly the crowd started to come closer, too close for his liking. They were all laughing and smiling trying to catch Naruto's attention, especially girls.

"Hey, handsome, are you Naruto's friend?"

Few girls in slinky skirts approached Sasuke from all sides. He felt cornered.

"You're cute. What's your name?"

They all peppered him with stupid and annoying questions but Sasuke ignored them all. He looked above the crowd at Naruto. He was also surrounded by girls but he didn't seem as lost and annoyed as Sasuke. He looked like he was in his element. This world revolved around HIM. His bright smile seemed to light up the whole island. When a bony hand heavy with trendy bracelets touched Naruto's shoulder Sasuke's blood boiled and his eyes flashed red with anger.

"Get your hands off of HIM!"

The words were out of his mouth before he could stop them. Naruto closed his eyes and rubbed them. He knew that it would happen…. He just knew it!

The girl hanging on his arm looked confused. Everybody looked confused except for Sasuke, who looked scared and Naruto who was just still rubbing his eyes and prayed silently that the girl would just let go on her own. She didn't.

"As if! What is it to you anyway?"

If she would just stay silent Sasuke would drop it. He felt guilty for breaking the promise he had made to Naruto just a few minutes ago in the car… But she provoked him.

"Don't touch him."

Naruto tried to gently push the girl aside but she was stubborn.

"Why?"

Sasuke didn't care about his or anybody else's reputation anymore.

"Because he's MINE!"

The crowd buzzed. People were shocked. Some of them didn't believe, some thought it was a joke but a blue haired macho sitting on an the hood of his Jaguar seemed exceptionally interested.

"So, the great Uzumaki is gay?" That earned him a soft punch to the arm from his orange haired scowling friend.

Naruto released his face from his hands. It was alright. He knew that bringing Sasuke here would end like this or worse, so it really wasn't THAT bad. It certainly could be worse. He smiled brightly at the blue haired guy. This asshole tried to provoke him to race every time he saw him. He was walking around repeating "Ore ga o da!" Stupid freak! He was known to be some hot shot businessman but Naruto heard that he is doing some dirty business with yakuza…He really didn't need any troubles from this guy...

"So what if I am?"

The grin on the blue haired guy's face was almost scary.

"No wonder you don't want to race me, fairy! You're afraid to loose in front of your 'girl-friend', aren't ya?"

That pissed Sasuke much more than it did the blond. "HEY!"

He launched forward trying to hit the bastard but Kotetsu caught him.

"Easy, man. Calm down."

Naruto looked at the blue haired "king" again and sighed.

"Look man, I don't know what your problem is but I don't want to race. I don't care if you need some ego boost."

The "king" stood up from his car and walked closer to Naruto, his friends close behind him. They looked intimidating but Sasuke was sure that their true intention was to restrain the big guy in case he tried to start a fight.

"Cute boy-toy you got there, Uzumaki. He looks like he really looooooves to suck cock!"

Sasuke was livid but Kotetsu (and now Izumo) held him tightly.

"I won't let you talk like that about my boyfriend."

Naruto swiped his arm at the blunette, but others gathered around managed to stop them both.

"Why don't you show each other who's the man by racing?"

Naruto rolled his eyes at the tattooed red haired freak.

"FINE! I will race…"

Then he turned his glare back to the Blue one.

"…but if I win YOU WILL APOLOGISE to Sasuke."

"That's all I ask for!" If possible the wide grin on the pale face of the blue haired guy grew even more. Naruto got to Sasuke's Skyline and the blue haired king turned to his Jaguar. Sasuke's eyes goggled when he heard the orangette telling him:

"Your ass is mine tonight if you lose!"

The bigger man just laughed. HIS ass? Never! He would never lose to someone like this blond haired brat! He was the king and he was always on top of his Strawberry...

Five minutes later the race was over. The tangerine had the same smirk on his pretty lips and the same scowl but his brown eyes shone with mysterious amber glow.

Just the king wasn't laughing anymore.

O M A K E for Nagareboshi…..

00:00 somewhere in a small town near Tokyo:

"Oh fuck, berry... what you just did to my ass certainly won't encourage me to actually WIN next time..."

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T B C . . .

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"Ore ga o da!" – Do I even have to translate it?... I AM THE KING!