My collection of Naruto / ? pairings

Naruto / Orochimara

Disclaimer: I don;’t own Naruto. But then again… this is my private movie centre! I will present you with the next movie! Naruto / Orochimara!

I just thought: Oh what the heck. And here she is! The gorgeous… the pretty… * Orochimara steps onto the stage wearing exactly nothing at all* the naked!? Hey why aren’t you clothed? * she glares at DGOC and he begins to sweat a little* Hey I’m only trying to make sure the show gets on… as long as you didn’t send most of the borrowed actors away7 I’ll still be fine. * she snorts and says* Well I told the big boobs to scram and then make sure that she gets the rest of them away. The creepy guy with the white eyes was more then eager to scram. He mumbled something about never doing a porn movie ever again.* DGOC looks at her and shakes his head* Oh that’s the Hyuuga guy who stars in someone’s porn movie that is being produced next door. He’s needed for the Shounen-ai scenes. And don’t even think about going there. You are needed here. Who is still left, by the way? * He claps and two girls step on the stage followed by Naruto who just looks grumpily at the girls and them mumbles* damn women wanting to grill me for being with them next. Author-san please allow me to do something different then with them! * he points at the girls who look at him. DGOC is disgusted with them and yells* OFF THE STAGE YOU BITCHES! * He throws Sakura and Ino off the stage then looks at the actors on stage* I’ve lost whatever actors I need to have the next chapter ready! You’ll have to do. Naruto, take your position. Could someone get Orochimaru and get him ready for the set. He needs to be a bit bloody and must die but then again… it doesn’t matter how he looks just make sure he gets there. *DGOC looks at the actors of the porn set. The set looks like a ruined village and Naruto was wearing the scars of battle. He looked at them and said* LIGHTS! CAMERA! ACTION!

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He looked at the older man opposite of him and he glared. “You will die for threatening my friends, Orochimaru!”

The man dodged as a Rasengan coursed past his head. “Try it Naruto-kun. Just try to beat me.”

The snake danced around him, making it hard to hit him. Naruto nailed the older man with the Rasengan in his left shoulder and with an agonised cry Orochimaru felt his arm being ripped from his body. He looked at the Jounin ranked Ninja and said.

“I will be back!”

Naruto sighs as he breaks the man’s neck and finally the old man goes silent. He looks at the corpse with dispassionate eyes and then sighs. Orochimaru was finally dead. For a moment he even expected a world-shaking earthquake to occur and congratulate him on his defeat of the Otokage.

“Father?”

He heard a voice speak somewhere behind him and he turned to look at a girl about his age with long black hair and dressed in a fine silken kimono. She looked at the body which looked more like it belonged in a slaughterhouse then somewhere else. She looked at him and said.

“You killed Father, didn’t you?”

The girl looked at him with her yellowish, slanted eyes and he could see the similarities between her and Orochimaru and knew that he'd just killed her father.

He just gave a nod and said. “I had to. He threatened the life of my friends so I killed him. Are you going to try and kill me just because I killed him?”

She merely shook her head. “I like strong guys. Father used to give me whatever I wanted, just because I was his pride. Now I would like to grant you a gift for killing him. He was a nice father but a girl needs to break bonds with her father sometime in her life. Take me!”

She opened the kimono allowing a generous amount of cleavage to show and Naruto looked at it and couldn't help but get a little bit hot under the collar as he looked at the girl who looked at him with a predatory glance in her eyes, making him think back about Orochimaru. He looked at her and said.

“At least tell me your name…”

She grinned and said. “Well… you'll have to please me first.”

She looked at him and then undid the lower portion of her kimono. She knew that no people would come look at it. The Otokage tower was usually avoided like the plague just like its master, the Otokage. She knew that Orochimaru inspired such fear in the villagers and that they just didn’t question if there were loud explosions and destruction coming from there because they feared their master.

She looked at him and grinned. She could already see the signs of arousal underneath his clothes. It didn’t take much to see that he was extremely uncomfortable.

“Lick me.”

And she moved her body upwards, exposing her pussy to him, making him blush furiously. She looked at him and then he slowly sank to his knees and then just crawled closer to her and put his lips against her vagina and his tongue darted out to touch her inner walls. She could feel the tongue go inside her slit and she could feel it moving around, making her feel good. She could feel the tongue caressing her clit as sensations erupted within her body that she had never felt before, as they were intenser then when she pleased herself. She could feel the tongue pressing the little nub and she could feel the orgasm coming. She could feel her body beginning to heat up.

Naruto on the other hand was a little bit confused at the spread legs and he decided to follow his instincts and just do as she told him. She looked at him expectantly and who was he to refuse a girl anything? Even though she was Orochimaru’s daughter he still had to know her name… it wouldn’t look good if he didn’t know the name of a potentially dangerous threat to Konoha.

He crawled to her and then put his mouth on her slit, remembering something he had read from Icha Icha Paradise volume 40. He began to move his tongue inside her walls, beginning to stimulate them just how it was described in that volume. It didn’t really matter to him as he could feel the warmness of her walls around his tongue and he could taste her. The taste wasn’t particularly special, just salty and made him feel off.

He found a nub inside her and he began to caress it by making sure that his tongue was making circles over it, and he could feel her move all around him as she was simulated in that way. A small amount of liquid trickled out and he tasted it and could taste that it was just some of her juices. He heard her moan and he could feel her shivering. After the juices stopped he took his mouth off of her pussy and he looked at her, remnants of her juices still around his mouth.

“Your name please…”

She looked at him and said. “It’s Orochimara. Daddy apparently thought that he should name me that to let his own name be remembered as its just one different letter. He called me his little snake. Now let me return the favour. Pull off those pants. You're looking rather displeased.”

She tugged on his pants and he got out of them, leaving his boxers on. She grinned and then lengthened her arms and went with her flexible arm inside of his pants and began to caress his member with her hand, running it over his length and hoping to make him feel good. She had never touched a cock before. She had seen them when her father had given her sexual education since she would be a nice daughter to form alliances with since she was so pretty.

She stimulated him enough and then pulled his boxers down leaving it in full view and she whistled as she saw it and then brought her head close to it and sniffed the musky scent coming off it.

“It smells… lovely. And who might be the one that did Daddy-dearest in?”

She was now slowly running her fingers over his balls while her lips gave small kisses on Naruto’s cock, making him unable to focus clearly. He hadn’t lost his virginity due to the fact that nobody ever wanted to date him. He looked at her as she began to run her tongue down his shaft and looked at it like it had holy water in it.

She tasted the cock and couldn’t help but fathom what the delicious taste was. It seemed like she was so attracted to that part of him that she couldn’t help but give him some mouth service, wanting to please him fully. She looked at the cock and then gave it a little kiss on the head while her fingers caressed his balls. She could feel that they were heavy and probably contained a lot of semen. She didn’t know why she was feeling this way but she wanted to get covered in the liquid, wanting to feel it on her skin and drip down her face.

She could briefly remember her father telling her something about her mother loving semen too before the memory was pulled away as she pressed her lips against his shaft and began to suck on the skin, pleasing him through sucking it. She looked at the cock and she could literally feel her nose being filled with his scent, the raw primal scent that he seemed to possess that seemed to excite her even more then she already was.

The head of his cock was now between her lips as she sucked on it like a lollipop. She looked at the balls she was caressing and could literally feel the pleasure, he was feeling. It was like some sort of bond had formed between them and that there would be a connection between them. She briefly thought she could see some sort of halo around Naruto’s head before she felt his balls tensing, enlarging slightly and before she knew it, semen spurted into her mouth and she swallowed every drop of it and she could taste the delicious salty flavour in her mouth.

He looked at her as he felt his balls tensing up and he looked at her face which seemed to be emanating bliss as he could feel her mouth making swallowing movements, making him come even harder then before, sending even more cum out of his cock. She looked at him with rather unfocused eyes once he finally was finished and she took a deep breath and said.

“That tasted good, I want more.”

He just weakly grinned and said. “My name is Uzumaki Naruto.”

She grinned back at him “Pleased to meet you Naruto-kun. Call me Rochi-chan please. It would be a bother to speak my name entirely. Come on now let me make sure that every drop of that delicious liquid is gone from your rather firm cock.”

She grasped the thing once again and Naruto just looked at her wearily. He had come once already and he didn’t think it would miraculously revive itself once again.

To his surprise it was already hard as she began to suck on it again and soon her head was bobbing back and forth quite quickly, while her hands gently massaged his balls. She was lubricating his cock with some saliva and was making slurping sounds to make him even more aroused. She could still taste the semen on the cock and could feel the pulsing veins on his cock and grinned.

She enjoyed the feel of his cock in her mouth and thought about maybe allowing him all the way in so she could even get his balls inside her mouth. It would be a very hard thing to do but there are certain Jutsu which made the body so flexible that it was possible to do. She loosened her throat, allowing him access to it and she grabbed his ass and pushed him forwards, letting his cock slide into her throat with something that seemed like practised ease.

She lengthened her neck to allow more of it into her throat and she could feel the veins on his cock stroke her throat muscles, making her even more excited. She moved backwards and forwards, letting the head of his cock slip in and out of her throat and started to hum a tuneless song, making different tones to excite him even more. She could feel the semen coming again and wasn’t disappointed. She looked up at him while he came, letting go of the head of his cock and let the cum spray all over her. Coating her face with the white stuff. She sighed absently and then began to rub it over her face and body. When she touched her breasts she got another idea, one that most women wouldn’t or couldn’t do.

Since she had such a great breasts why not use them to please Naruto-kun? She looked at the cock with something akin to reverence and then slowly wrapped her breasts around it.

She began to slide up and down, not heeding his comment that it was too early after his orgasm to do. She began to move up and down, her breasts serving as stimulation for his cock. The flesh was soft and Orochimara always took good care of her body.

Naruto found the sensation of his cock being rubbed by breasts rather exciting. To see such a gorgeous woman do such things to him out of her free will excited him. He thought about returning to Konoha and finally become Hokage, but that dream was long since gone. Jiraiya had explained to him that the villagers would never accept him as the Hokage due to him having the Kyuubi inside of him.

She could feel the cock between her breasts expand somehow, growing a little bigger and harder. She didn’t really think at that moment, just wanting to feel his cum splashing against her skin. She was really getting excited by the way his cock was moving between her breasts and it showed as her skin was flushed and her breathing was ragged and the moans she made were loud.

Naruto didn’t make many sounds but his groans were audible. She looked so good with her body still coated by his cum and she looked good with it on her face and breasts. She had smeared it over her breasts to allow for better lubrication and even though his cock had already came two times Naruto could feel another orgasm well up within his balls.

(Must be because of my stamina.) He reasoned and she just moved a little bit faster as she heard his breathing become harder, signifying that he was close to another orgasm.

She noticed that as well and she began to move with uncontrolled movement’s providing even more stimulation as he breasts moved without rythm and she could feel the need for his cum increase all over her body as she could feel the way his cock seemed to tense before it would let loose. She looked at the tip of his cock as it stiffened almost unnoticeably and then she got a big load of the cum on her face as she was still looking at it. She could feel him move back between her breasts and a salvo hit her breasts, making them slick. She looked as the tip surfaced once again, cum coating it and making it look like some sullied god that was ready to spew forth a load of divine fury. She saw the glob of white goo hit her face and felt it splash apart, making the come droop down her nose as it had hit her between the eyes. The capacity of Naruto-sama was incredible. Any normal male would have dropped by now but he still looked like he could actually tire her out quite a lot.

When he had finished coming they just halted for a moment, not really wanting to loose this moment. He looked at her cumstreaked face and she looked at him, cum still dripping off her face. They both were thinking what a great catch the other person was and Naruto spoke up.

“Umm… could we do it the normal way, Rochi-chan?”

She just nodded and he slid himself out of her breasts and stood up, and then walked to her legs and spread them gently. She looked at him and felt his cock be placed against her pussy. She could feel the heat of his cock against her pussy and when he pushed inside her, she gave a small moan as she lost her virginity. She could feel his meat go entirely inside of her and she groaned as she felt so full. She knew that people having sex would enjoy it but this was on an entirely new level. The feelings Naruto was evoking were making her even hornier then before. She wanted his seed inside her, to make sure that she at least had some inside of her. She could feel her pussy muscles clench involuntarily and wondered why she was clenching them. She didn’t know the reason she was doing it but she could hear Naruto groan about her being tight.

She loosened her muscles, making sure that he went in even smoother. She looked at him and felt him slide into her with a fast pace and she could feel their waists slapping against each other as she looked into his eyes, his oh-so-blue eyes, eyes that betrayed the love he felt for everyone that was dear to him, the love he held for her at the moment.

Then it happened, her vision filling up with stars as she could feel him releasing himself inside of her, making her scream in pleasure as she could feel something hot fill her to the brim and she looked at him, her hands stroking his hair.

Naruto knew that he would never attain a rank higher then Jounin. And would then be unable to do much about it since the stupid villagers hated him with a vengeance. He looked at her and sighed. She was so godly, so divine in the way she moved and talked. She had a want within her and that made her all the more alluring to him.

Orochimara didn’t sit still for some time and then began to think about her position. With her father dead, there would be a new Otokage needed and who better to fill up the position then Naruto-kun? He HAD defeated the last Otokage and was probably powerful enough to take on the village on his own.

She grabbed the hitai-ate that was still on his head and untied the thing from Naruto´s forehead and then went inside the tower, still dressed in no clothing and she came out of it, clothes in her hands.

“Use this to dress yourself with. I will get dressed now.”

She put them to the ground and then went back to her kimono, wiping off the strands of cold cum that were still on her face and then licked her fingers. She looked at the kimono and quickly dressed herself. She looked around to see Naruto struggling with the Otokage uniform, she grinned and helped him get into the clothes.

Once Naruto was dressed she looked at him and grinned seeing the robes fit his figure perfectly. She spoke with a tinge of excitement in her voice.

“Naruto-sama, I’ve elected you to be the new Otokage… Since father is dead you get the title. Isn’t that great?” She was excited by the prospect and she saw his face look confused.

“You're electing me to be the Otokage?”

His emotions were running haywire. She was really thinking so much of him that she would give him her father’s place in Otogakure. She nodded and said.

“You were skilled enough to take down daddy and that is a great mark for you being our Otokage.”

Natruto blushed and said. “There is something you must know about me. I’ve got the Kyuubi no Yoko sealed within me… If you don’t want me to be the Otokage anymore then I understand.”

Instead of being horrified, she grinned and said. “That makes it even better. What is better then to have an Otokage with the power of a Demon to his aide? This could make us one of the strongest nations in the world if we could summon the Kyuubi no Yoko.”

She grinned and kissed him on the cheek. “Let me call the Jounin of the village and announce that you are the new Otokage.”

She went inside and rang a small gong and within two minutes the entire Jounin population of Otogakure was assembled right behind Naruto who still stood with his back to them. Orochimara walked up to Naruto and placed a kiss on his cheek before announcing to the Jounin who were all stunned to see the beauty stand next to the Otokage.

“Ladies, gentlemen, I present to you, the new Otokage! The old one is dead by his hand and we can only hope that he’ll bring our village to the greatness that it deserves!”

Naruto turned around and looked at the people standing there. He could see Kabuto look at him with wide eyes, probably afraid for a reprisal from Naruto. Instead Naruto just smiled and said.

“Jounin of Otogakure, today I slew Orochimaru and have been elected as the Otokage by his daughter, standing next to me at this moment. I know that the rest of the villages think of Otogakure like it is now is a blight on the world. Let’s change that shall we? As of today all hostilities against Konoha will be halted and I will go there personally to discuss a treaty with the Hokage.”

With that he looked at them and Orochimara held up the lifeless body of Orochimaru which did a good job of making the Jounin bow and acknowledge him at the Otokage.

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Three days later
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Naruto and Orochimara were almost at the gates of Konohagakure. Naruto had a new Hitai-ate on his head, the old one from Konoha being put into a case which would preserve it from harm. He looked at Orochimara and knew that they would have to infiltrate the village. His Otokage battle uniform fit him nicely and Orochimara looked good in her own personal brand of robes. She looked exquisite if that would be the word for that. They were armed with multiple kunai and Naruto had the biggest store of Chakra of the world so getting in and out wouldn’t be a problem to them. He looked at the wall and then scaled it, running up it and feeling Orochimara doing the same. He looked at the guard that stood on the wall and used a small dart to knock the guard out and then continued to get inside the village. He jumped on a house and then jumped to another, Orochimara following him immediately.

The moment he got to the Hokage building was a little bit difficult since it would be quite hard to infiltrate it without being spotted but even for that did Naruto have a solution. With a simple Henge he covered his Hitai-ate of Otogakure and then made it into the Konohagakure Hitai-ate.

He crept inside, evading ANBU with Orochimara posing as a simple snake and got to the doors leading to the Hokage office. He opened them and saw that nobody was there. Cursing Tsunade’s addiction to Sake he just opened a window and jumped out, landing on the streets with a barely audible thump. He looked around, his eyes turning red as he began to use Kyuubi’s senses. He could sense the woman in the neighbourhood and it wasn’t long before he found her, in a bar with at least some Jounin of Konoha.

(This might be a little bit of a problem.)

Naruto and Orochimara decided to wait until Tsunade left the building before they would take action. The moment that the Hokage had left the building did Naruto and Orochimara drop from the sky and land next to her, silently. Naruto snaked his arm around Tsunade’s waist and then guided her to his house, Orochimara doing the same and also suppressing a squeak of excitement as she looked at the woman.

When they got to his house, they paused for Naruto to find his keys and finally they entered the house, it still being as messy as possible. Orochimara used a medical jutsu to make sure Tsunade was sober once again and the woman looked at him and said.

“When did you get back Naruto-kun?” She still hadn’t noticed the young lady.

”I got back fairly recently. I killed Orochimaru, Obaachan! And there is a new Otokage…” Immediately she was focused on him and he began to recount the tale of how he defeated Orochimaru. “And then I killed the guy. Afterwards there was a small ceremony with the new Otokage and here I am…”

”Is the Otokage still focused on erasing Konoha from the earth’s surface?” She asked and he grinned.

“No, and I doubt if he ever would want to do something like that.”

With that he dropped the genjutsu and the sign of Otokage was visibly displayed upon his shirt. For a moment she froze, stunned by the revelation that the boy she loved like a surrogate son was the new Otokage and said.

“How?”

Orochimara couldn’tcontain herself and she squealed. “MOMMY!” She hugged the blonde woman with all her strength and Tsunade had to suppress her fainting that normally would have occurred by now if an unknown girl calls you mommy.

“I’m not your mother, girl.”

She looked at the black hair and the squealing girl looked at her with the serpentine yellow eyes and said.

“Yes you are. Daddy had a nice picture of you naked on his nightstand. I think its still there. I think he told you that I was dead so he could train me in peace without any interference.”

She looked at the girl who looked a lot like her father in every possible way and then could feel the truth in those words. Orochimaru and her had a brief fling about 20 years ago after Dan had died and a child was supposed to have come from it but she was told that it died.

“What’s your name, daughter of mine?”

She looked at the girl who looked at her and said to her: “Orochimara, mommy. Father thought that he should name me after him because I looked so much like him. But I know that I got most of my curves from you. And I’m currently Naruto-kun’s wife.”

Said man looked at her and said to her with a voice full of disbelief. “You are my wife? When did that happen?”

She grinned and said. “Well directly after you were elected to become Otokage, I made sure that they would register me as your wife since you already had sex with me and therefore made me completely yours. And speaking of that….”

She went for his pants and Naruto knew that she had grown hungry again and just sighed. “Sure… although do you need to do that with your own mother in the same room?”

He saw her nod frantically and she unbuttoned his pants and took out his limp cock. With her fingers deftly touching his sack, she began to make him hard and once he was hard she began to take him into her mouth, beginning to make him able to come once again within her mouth. She loved cum from him in her mouth since she could swallow it and it made her feel so good to taste it.

She began to tease his balls by allowing her nails to dance over the flesh and she could feel him shiver as she was still working his cock. The fact that her mother was in the same room and no doubt, staring at the blowjob she was giving to Naruto, made her feel even better and made her feel even wetter down there.

She saw her own daughter take Naruto’s cock into her mouth and marvelled at the size of the thing. She knew why her daughter must have picked Naruto to be her husband. She easily could have picked someone else if he stroked her fancy but the way Naruto seemed to treat her was so gentle that she wished she was in the same position. She never had told anyone that she liked semen and it seemed like her daughter really did love it, judging from the look on her face that was apparent on it.

Naruto couldn’t hold on for long and he came into the woman’s mouth, not really feeling up to doing much more. She just held his cock a few inches from her face and she was surprised to feel someone’s skin touching her skin.

Tsunade had seated herself next to her daughter, hoping to catch some semen from Naruto too. She liked to feel it on her skin so it would look like she was a bad girl that needed to be punished for liking semen…

Naruto opened his eyes as he came and he watched how the first globs hit Orochimara and Tsunade straight in the face. The rest of it didn’t come out with such force and they landed on both women’s big breasts, soiling the material that covered them.

On their faces was a smile that was mimicked perfectly by the other woman. They looked at his cock and Tsunade inched forwards, taking the head in her mouth. She sucked him clean and then said, the semen still on her face.

“Well that was nice. You’ve made an old woman happy, Naruto-kun.”

Orochimara grinned as she could feel his semen on her face and then suddenly reminded herself about a Jutsu that her father had been practising but still hadn’t completed. She began to make hand seals and after she finished the last seal she directed the chakra to Tsunade who could immediately feel it entering her system and began to make changes. It seemed like she was growing younger and younger since the genjutsu dropped the moment the chakra entered her body. She looked at her mother growing younger and younger and smirked at the fact that the jutsu was a success. It could only be performed every six years by a person but it would effectively make someone become around 25 years in age. The only thing that kept this from being an immortality jutsu was the fact that it took such an ungodly amount of Chakra that the person using it would be disabled for about three days, unable to feed themselves or doing anything else.

Orochimaru would be killed immediately if someone detected him in such a state and thus had abandoned the idea. But it didn’t really slip his daughters mind who had perfected the jutsu and thus she used it on her mother to make her as young as possible, turning her into half her age. But it was draining since she used it on someone else instead of herself, normally this jutsu only had jounin level chakra consumption.

“Why don’t we go to my office and draw up a treaty between the Otogakure and Konohagakure, Tsunade-san.”

It was only proper to address the woman as -san because she was the mother of his wife. Though he felt concerned when Orochimara slumped looking exausted like she had no chakra left in her body or atleast not enough to do any jutsu.

He gathered her in his arms after she'd been licked clean by Tsunade who had rid herself of any cum still on her clothing and face. She looked at the pair and grinned. This was going to be very much fun for the three of them.

Together they left the house, Naruto carrying Orochimara in his arms. He was dressed in full Otokage uniform and just followed her, a shroud hiding his features from the public. He looked at the people who looked fearfully at him and grinned. The woman in his arms must be puzzling most people. He felt the presence of a Jounin and a few others but didn’t really pay it that much attention.

When Kakashi popped right in from of him and Tsunade, he just raised an eyebrow when the man asked why exactly the Otokage was here.

“I’m here to discuss something with the Hokage. So please step aside, Hatake-san.”

The tone of voice that Narotu used was so cold that it made Kakashi harden his resolve to stay and he said.

“Allow me to be present, Hokage-sama.”

She nodded and when the entourage was finally at the Hokage building, they passed Shizune who was looking at the group of odd people. Naruto looked at the woman and said.

“Could you please take care of my wife. She has depleted her Chakra…”

Then he followed Tsunade once again. Not really looking at Shizune’s face which had a look of shock on it.

Kakashi’s eyes bulged once he was in the office and the Otokage disposed of his hat as well as the veil covering his face, revealing Naruto’s grinning face.

“Yo Kakashi-sensei. What do you think about the position I gained?”

The man was stunned to see that his student had made the Kage of a village that was hostile to them, at the moment. Naruto grinned and said.

“As representative as well as the Kage of Otogakure, I wish to extend an offer of peace as well as a trade treaty with the Hokage of Konohagakure!”

At that moment the door opened and the Beasts of Konoah tumbled into the room, Lee and Gai looking like they had run twenty miles with no water to refresh themselves and fight continuously.

“Hokage-sama., the Otokage is…”

Gai’s eyes got wide as he looked at the youth that stood there, dressed in clothes that seemed to fit him. Naruto looked at the man and said.

“Sorry I had to break into Konoha but as the Otokage I don’t really see the people rejoicing my coming to their lovely village. It’s more likely that they would burn me at the stake then ever acknowledge my existence.”

“NARUTO! YOU HAVE THE SPIRIT AND BURNING PASSION OF YOUTH!”

Lee added his two cents and he gave Naruto a thumbs up and then looked at him with eyes burning with youthful spirit.

To make a very log story short: Naruto and Tsunade signed the peace treaty and would have trade between the villages.

Naruto walked back, the veil still covering his visage from the majority of Konoha. He looked at the Rookie Genin of his year and he grinned. He walked to Sakura and said.

“You are Tsunade-Okaachans assistant?” She nodded and said. “Yes Otokage-sama.”

He grinned and said. “Well then I am rather pleased to meet you again, Sakura-chan. Look me up sometime when my mother-in-law sends you to Otogakure.”

With that parting Remark he was gone, having disposed of the Hokage hat and Orochimara on his side, he went away from Konoha and back to Otogakure where he and Orochimara and later Tsunade would have children…

Why Tsunade? Just because she loved her son-in-law enough to marry him, ten years later when the happy husband and wife were still reigning over Otogakure…
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A new chapter done…. Now I need some new actors to play the cast. Thank gods that the main star isn’t gone. NARUTO GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE! * a door opens and Naruto enters and grins at the director of the movie AKA DGOC* Yo, whats up. *DGOC looks at him and says* have you found some new actors yet to take the roles of the cast? I’ve been able to get back Kurenai and Anko, just because they lilke me or so they say. I don’t really think they like me, they just like my sake collection which they have been drinking… * NAeruton grinned and says* Tsunade is also back with us. Since the old hag made some weird old jutsu to revitalise herself, we don’t have to worry about hiring some blonde numbskull with no brains but aq set of tits that you can say ah to. Now we have the real feisty deal! * Tsunade appeasrs ina cloud of ninja smoke and grins*now where is that sake you promised me, Naruto-kun? * DGOC just shakes his head and groans9* there goes my sake collection…. I’ll just have to start collecting porn movies then… * Tsunade looks at hima dn her eyes grow sparkly* Dan? Is that you Dan? * DGOC looks fearful, realising that someone had tried to make him lokkk like her old fiancé. Not wanting to face to woman in fear of getting his legs crushed if she really wanted to have sedx with him, he ran with Tsunade following in hot pursuit* NEXT TIME!!!! IT’S EITHER HANABI… OR KURENAI AND TSUNADE!!! YOU PICK IT!!!

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