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'When life gives you Emails'

By: SamaSurreal
folder Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating: Adult ++
Chapters: 18
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Reviews: 130
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Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
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Naruto


When life gives you Emails.


Guilt. Regret. Sorrow.


Those were the three feelings Naruto has been, still is, feeling since the past week up until now. Since his fight with Sasuke and since he slept with Sai.


A wary blonde poured himself a glass of OJ with his plushie tuck close to him. Wiggling his nose in disgust at the inside of his fridge, he place the carton back inside and shut the door.


He'll need to go food shopping soon.


He practically had nothing in his fridge.


He headed back inside his cold, lonesome bedroom.


Places plushie on dresser.


He can't use plushie tonight.


He has to be strong.


On his own.


Sits on bed, laptop placed on lap.


Click,


Click,


Ding.


Types back reply.


Where was he?


Oh yes.


Sip.


Sasuke has to hate him by now. He has to. It was no wonder he was called dead last for everything because he is a failure. In school, with friends, and now...with Sasuke.


How was he going to tell him? How can he explain that it was he? Foxy, that has been chatting with him this whole time?


Especially after what he did?


He's such an idiot...


For thinking wrong on Sasuke's feelings.


For sleeping with Sai..


Which reminds him...

Note to self: Kill Sai for blabbing.


And lets not forget that he hit Sasuke.


Him.


Naruto Uzumaki.


How could he have done that?


If that didn't make him feel bad, what with Sasuke's shocking expression turned hurt, then this letter did.


Or email.


He made Naruto want to cry.


Sniffle.


Swallows OJ in one gulp.


Places glass down on nightstand.


Turns back to laptop.


He has to come clean.


There is no other way.


So that's why, since he got home from school, after reading Sasukes email, that he's been deciding on what to write.


Sigh,


Okay...


Here he goes...


Wish him luck.


Click,


Tap.


Uke-


Dear Uke,


Thank you, thank you for your apology. Yes, uh it was quite shocking to see you actually apologize...But...but...Gods this is so hard.. (Pause Here.) You're not the one who should say 'sorry'.... I am....I'm not the person you think you know. I'm not Foxy...I mean I am, but I'm also a closer to you than you know Sasuke.

I'M SORRRRRRRRRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's me! Naruto! The dobe!! The idiot!! The stupid, foolish, idiotic JERK that slept with Sai, and the guy who's been lying to you about who he was!! I'm so god damn sorry!! This wasn't suppose to happen! I didn't mean to sleep with Sai; it was my fault that I let it happen... But its your fault for confusing me! I thought you wanted someone else! I...I...Oh gods...I'm sorry! Please! I beg you, please...I, please...(Naruto's eyes were watering by now.)

Forgive me.

-Naruto


Send.


......... .........


Midnight.


Bang!


Bang!


Bang!


Who the heck?


Sleepy blue eyes open.


He blinks wearily at the clock.


Is it 12 O'clock in the fuckin' night!?


Did he just hear right?


Did he---BANG!!! BANGGGGGGG!!!!


Growling, he shoves off the covers.


Naruto storms toward the door. Uncaring that he was only in his cotton, printed ramen bowls pj's.


Grabs door knob,


Yanks door open without checking through the peek hole.


Opening his mouth to yell at whoever was standing there.


It died in his throat and he stood there gaping.


Blue met black.


Black met blue.


Standing there soaking wet from head to toe was...


Thunder claps!


Sasuke...


Swallow.


Oh.... Shit...


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Like it? Hate it?? GAH! I hope you did and...HAHAHAHA ITS SHORT! ITS SHORT! HA! Take that! Its short again!! NAH NAH! I rule! LOL LMAO!!! Yes I know short, but don't yell at me! Its all...um..I don't know who to blame. LOL. Honestly. And I have nothing else to say but OMG! O.O I'm so happy!! I love you guys! Has anyone seen Shrek three? I have!!Totally funny!! LOL. Please check out Mafia! I just updated!!


Satoyuki your too brilliant. What would I do without your greatness? Thank you so much!!!


Review Responses:

Aff.net:


Lihrah: GAH! I love you!! Thank you so much for that drawing of Sasuke!! I was just in awe of him...of his sexiness that I was drooling!! I loved it! Totally awesome!! And...O.o You we're having a weird moment now weren't you? You were poking and staring and then yelling. HAHAHAHA I love you! Your just too cutes! As for the um...ahem watching them do stuff thats totally up to you. I'm not stopping you. ^^ Until next time girly! LOVE YA! Ttul!


Animehead: Only you think Sasuke running and stuff is funny...LMAO! I love you still though! Yes Sasuke apologize!! FINALLY! About damn time I say! See? Now everytime you think of Sasuke you'll picture him as a nerd. Hehehe I corrupted you and I feel so proud. LOL! Love you lots girly! See ya on the internet! Byes for now!


Mino: Dude!! I email you! I did! You must have not gotten it or something! Well here's my email though! Please email me the stories! I'd love to read them! sakurablossom930@yahoo.com And you are a plushie hog! But my plushie hog! ^^ Hope you like this chapter girly! LOVE YA! Ttul! Byes!


Hina88: Awww I'm so glad I made you feel betters!! And I'm so glads your beta'ing for me now! I seriously love it that your my beta now! Yes, yes Sasuke attacked Sai. In all the stories that I've seen where Sai gets on Sasuke's nerves, not once did the Uchiha attack him!! WHY NOT?! Omg! We need some cat fights! MEOW!! HAHAHAHA As always! I love you so much! Things will work turn out good! You'll see! Ttul! Byes for now!


Sadistickiss: Its not illegal if the person is willing XD. AWWW I LOVE YOU TOO! Your too totally awesome! I just LUFFLE YOU! You naughty, naughty girly cutey! LMAO! Does that make sense? Right um...response back now...XD. Sai as far as I see? Deserved the black eye. For openning his big mouth when he had no business doing so. Ohhhh!! ME TOO! I still write that way to all my peeps whenever I email them or bother them. Which ever suits me. LOL. So I know what your saying! I SPUNK YOU BACK TOO! Hope you like this chappie! Until next time! Ttul!


Belovedlovex2: I'm sorry. I know they're short but I seriously can never make them long. Why? Because I'm an idiot who doesn't know how to make her chapters longer. XD. But I'll try to update quicker! Wednesday should be the next update! By the most! Ttul! Thanks for R&R! Bye byes!


Spriggan_d: Thats got to hurt...Well, lol Sasuke knows now of course so you can crease hitting your head. I think that'll do damage. LOL. Now the rest is up for them to work things out. Not a pretty sight at all? You do have pictures right? Right? DANG!!! You always have the good parties!! OMG!! That was awesome! You must have a party! Seriously! GAH! I love you lots! Ttul!!


Kotikiz: Thank you so much!!! I hope you like this next chapter! Ttul!! ^^ Byes! Thanks for reviewing!


SharinganEyes: HAHAHAHA I think your the only one who said that was hot Sasuke beat up Sai. Everyone was like go Sasuke! But..finally someone who said it was hot! LOL. Naruto will feel like shit but for now, like Sasuke but things will work out! Its soooooo close to working out! Can't you taste it? LOL. LOVE YA LOTS! Ttul! Bye byes!!


Crimson2006: O.O NOOOOO!!! YOU CAN'T DIE! YOU MUST LIVE DAMNIT! Omg...I feel so evil...I killed you...whimpers...But hey! You can still read this where your going right? XD! Kidding! Seriously! LOL. I apologize if its a little late but at least its somewhat early and you have another story to read that I've just updated!! WOOHOO! Lol. If you wanna read it that is, no pressure! LOL. Ttus!! LOVE YA!


Narufan: Awww thanks *BLUSHES* Gah...your making me blush...stop it! LOL. Glad you like my responses! I love hearing from you and your positive reviews so I have to haunt you with responses! Its just my thing! And it makes me even more happier that you like this chapter, even if it was sad you know? I promise, you'll enjoy the rest of the upcoming chappies! And until then! LOVE YA!! Ttul!! ^^


KingCobra: Here ya go! Hope you enjoy! ^^ Ttul!


Passionfire17: Awwwww no tears!! There, there! You'll see! It'll be okay! Ooo here! *Presents flower.* Here you go! Please no more tears? I hope this chapter will make you feel a little better. ^^ Ttus! Thanks for R&R!


LifeonHiatus: HAAHAHAHA I know, I know. Everything was funny and crazy at the beginning. It didn't really show any future angst now did it? But in all life there comes pain. Thats how things are...I suppose I just wanted to make things a little angsty but nothing too serious you know? But thank you nonetheless for your sweet words ^^ I enjoy hearing your responses, as I do with everyone elses, everytime I update. I just get so excited! Its hard to explain..Reviews for some reason just make me feel better. Makes me think hey someone out there really likes my stories and if I can get good responses out of people then I feel all the more happier. And you are great! Never, ever think anything less or I'll beat you with a torch. If that makes any sense. LOL. O.O OMG?!?! SERIOUSLY?! U WILL!!!? Omg! Tell me your serious and not just yanking my chain! I will kill you if you lie about that fan art! I WILL KILL YOU! LMAO! No I won't. I'll just torture you to death until you do. LOL. You'll be totally happy with the ending! Promise! Now go finish your homework and enjoy this chapter! ^^ LOVE YA!


Allys: AHHHHHHH!!! I love you!!! Your just too cools for words! And I appreciate you even more for helping me and Animehead out and just..being so cools! Being our friends...*HEARTS!* Awww I'm sorry! But I promise things will end out the way it should! I promise! You'll be totally kawi when you read out the rest of the story. I promise! Again! LOL. Love ya ally!! Ttul!! Thanks for reading and reviewing!


Vague: Oh wow...geez I never been asked before I'm just so speechless but at the same time bubbling with happiness! AHHHH!!! I LOVE IT! Thank you! Yah of course! I don't mind my story posted up on your website! Infact I'm gonna go check it out too! Thanks again and ttul!!


Amber: O.O Ooo your scary when your mad! LMAO!! I know! Naruto is so bads in this one but he's still such a cutey that we gotta love him still right? Right? I hope so! GAH! I'm so glads you liked that chappie! Hope you'll like this one and the final two coming!! Ttus! Thanks again for reading! AND reviewing!!


Rin: Well...its obvious that now he does..LOL. I know, Sasuke had his weird moment but it was still a good moment none the less! I say cudos to Sasuke for owning up! He apologize and so did Naruto!! THANK GODS! Now we can move on from there!! ^^ Hopefully get to the smex too! LOL. LOVE YA!! Thanks for reading and reviewing! Ttul!!


TheSirens: Hiya!! I hope I wasn't too delayed in updating! If I was, I apologize ^^ LOL. Thank you so much for R&R, it warms my heart that your enjoying the story thus far! Its going to be ending soon but I still hope that your going to keep on reading to the end. ^^ Thank you!! Keep on reading! It isn't over yet! Ttul!


TONFA:


Nao angel: LOL. Yes I know that was awful that he hit him! But that was the only way Naruto could think of to break them up. And at the moment then that wasn't the best ideas, given the moment. I am certainly not the best, nor the greatest. I just try is all. LOL. And thanks for being understanding!! I hope this update and the Mafia one makes up the lacking of updates! I can't update everyday, even though I'm betting people would just love that. LOL. I love you lots though! I'll ttus! Byes for now!!


Deadly Dream: I'm so glad you liked it! I was worried about that you know? No one liking Sasuke's out of character mode or if he was being too sappy you know? Ah!! Thank you for the cookies!! I love them! Give me carrot sticks though!! All of you are making me fat by giving me sweets all the time!! LMAO! HAHAHA Hope you like this update! Can't wait to hear from you! Love ya and ttul!!


Chiyo Chan: YAY!! I'm glad you like the writing style and UNDERSTAND it at least! I seriously hate it when I confuse people...it just sucks for me! But yeah! Sai is a prick! Annoucning it! GAH! But he is a jerk and he loves getting on Sasuke's nerves. Remember? LOL. Hope you like this next update and the others to come! Stick around! You won't believe what happens next!! Love ya!! Ttul!


Moon Master: Do you have nipple piercings? I'm fasinated with your boobs now. XD. And well its obvious NOW Sasuke knows who it is. LOL. I think he should be called the dobe for once since he was DEAD LAST! LOL. I know, I made Sai's character so hateable didn't I? :P My work is done then. LOL LOVE YOU!! TTUL!


NaRu KiTsUne: o.O...No did you did not just say Yaoi...where the heck did you learn that word? YAOI DOES NOT EXIST! Nor does drama!!! AHHHHHHHH!! DRAMA! No drama for sama!! HAHAHA LOL. XD. Ttul!! Thanks for R&R!


Oni_Chan: ^^ >O.o Omg..your freaking me out!!! AHHHHHH!! I'm hiding behind Satoyuki!! Sat!! SAVE ME DAMNIT!! AHHH! She has a knife! Oh fine! Kill me! But remember! If you do you'll never get to hear the rest of the story!!! BWUHAHAHAHA! LOL! LMAO! Glad your liking it so far! Enjoy this chappie girly!! LOVE YA! Ttul!


Puresugar13: If you tie me to a chair will you swear that I will beg for mercy? Will you promise that I get the whipping of my life? Will you...aww hell I'm so weird tonight with my reviews. LOL. I hope I don't scare you away nonetheless! Ttul! Thanks for the party and review!


Kagome204: Thanky so much!! I know I mean that is so not Naruto it fits perfectly for him! I feel kind of bads that he hit Sasuke but then again I don't at the same time. Sasuke always lets his anger over rule his judgement, even though he had every right to hurt Sai. I hope you like this installment! Love ya lots! Ttul! Thanks for reading!


A Vampires Butterfly: Awwwwww!!!! *Huggles you and plushie Sasuke* There, there!! Everything will be okay!! I made a promise and I shall keep it! And did Sasuke say he loved him? O who I don't remember! XD. Kidding!!! YAY! I'll get to live a little longers! Thank gods...O.O Omg..your plushie and my plushie are having sex!! OMG!! Wow...look at that angle. *Head cocks to the side.* LMAO! LOVE YA LOTS! Ttul!!


JustAnotherSoul: I know that but the reviews go away if I responding to all and I like reading all your reviews over and over again. XD. I love em!! Thanks for reviewing! Hope to hear from you again!! Ttul! Love ya!


Emarosa: LOL I know! I will try to make the breaks shorter but in between hw, tests, and junk, and then writing it just got to me. But I'm back and refresh! I'll try to update more! Promise!! Aww don't cry! I don't want anyone to cry but I guess I should expect that since I been making the last few chapters a little angsty ne? It'll get betters promise! You'll see and soon! Love ya lots! Until next time girly! Bye byes!


AllieChan: I don't blame ya, I was happy to have Sasuke punch Sai. XD. My pleasure always!! HAHAHA Wow you have a sign, totally awesome!! LOL. I wish I had a sign. XD. A sex sign so everyone knows to come to me! COME TO SAMA!! BWUHAHAHAHA! LOL. Yes, Naruto will know and yes obviously Sasuke will now know WHO Foxy truly is. Don't you feel the drama? Hehehe! I like the idea! But sadly thats not how its turning out. You'll see why! And I think you'll like it! Is that your name? Alex? Just wondering! LOVE YA LOTS! Ttul! Byes for now!


In2lalaland: HAHAHAHA thanks!! That makes me feel so happy that you do!! Did I mention I like your name? Lala land LOL. Its cute!!! Anyway! I'll ttul! Thanks for reading and reviewing! Bye byes!

Bye guys! Until next time! Love ya! Ttul!
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