Why Orange?

T.W.:(looks around paranoidly)Ooooh Saaaai!

Sai:Yes?

T.W.:Is Itachi around?

Sai:No he's washing his cloak.

T.W.:Whew.

Sai:Why did you ask?

T.W.:I'm about to explain where I got the shirt slogans in the last chapter. You see there's this ItaSasu fanart on the deviantart site called Fashion XD by Angeliq. Itachi was wearing the 'Weapon of Ass Destruction" one and Sasuke had the 'if you think my shirt is tight' one.

Sai:You'd better hope that Itachi doesn't read this author note.

T.W.:No duh(rolls eyes)Oh and here(hands readers special glasses)you'll need those so you aren't affected by what the guys do to get rid of their fangirls. Now this chapter has a warning.

WARNING:This chapter has a SasuNaru lemon. Again if you don't like man on man action, why are you in the Male/Male section of AFF? Go elsewhere where you'll find fics that you'll enjoy.

'thoughts'

Chapter 18 A Jutsu and Hot Springs
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Sasuke glared visicously at Neji as the Hyuga sat on the other side of Naruto. Neji would have rolled his eyes if it hadn't been too undignified.

"Naruto-kun."

Naruto swallowed his mounthful of ramen and turned towards Neji, "Yeah Neji?"

"Have you told Uchiha about Gaara and I yet?"

Naruto blinked and laughed sheepishly, "Eheh, it completely slipped my mind."

Sasuke raised an eyebrow, "What do you have to tell me about Hyuga and the Kazekage that slipped your mind usuratonkachi?"

"Well they're in a relationship like you and I are in one."

A nerve under Sasuke's eye twitched in irritation, "And you didn't say anything when you left for Suna because?"

"I didn't think it would be right if I said anythin before they were ready for others to know."

"Hn, I wasn't aware that you could think dobe."

Sasuke's lips twitched as Naruto responded to the insult with the expected 'teme I can so think'. 'He's so easy to bait and so cute when he's irritated.'

Neji watched the two lovers argue for a moment, "So Uchiha, now that you know, will you stop bristling when I'm around Naruto-kun?"

"Hn."

As Naruto rolled his eyes at the noncommital grunt, he caught sight of a group of the fangirls congregating across the street, "Oh no."

"What is it Naruto-kun?"

"Stupid yaoi fangirls. They've been stalking me and Sasuke since yesterday."

Neji raised an eyebrow and glanced in the direction Naruto indicated. The girls were pointing video cameras in their direction.

"Hmm, I see. That is a problem."

"I know! Hey I don't suppose you know any way to get rid of them do you Neji?"

"As a matter of fact, I do Naruto-kun."

Neji gained both Naruto and Sasuke's full attention at this casual announcement. They listened as Neji explained the 'Fangirl Repellent Jutsu' then dragged the Hyuga to a rooftop so he could teach it to them. Once they'd perfected it, they hatched a plan to expose the largest number of fangirls possible to it.

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Naruto stood across from Sasuke in only his boxers, "Are you sure this will work teme?"

The simiularly clad Uchiha, who had borrowed a pair of black boxers from Naruto, raised an eyebrow, "Yes and even if it doesn't we'll get a good workout."

Naruto harumphed and got into a fighting stance and Sasuke followed suit. Their plan was simple. They had their female friends spread the news that they were going to spar in their underwear and, according to what they had heard, no yaoi fangirl worth her salt would pass the chance to witness that up.

The two lovers faced each other waiting for the right moment then, as if a bell had been rung, they ran at each other and started punching, kicking, dodging, and sweeping their feet under the other's. It was like a violent poetic dance, graceful and beautiful, yet dangerous at the same time. As more and more fangirls began showing up, the spar's tone changed. Holds lasted a second longer than necessary, blows became more gentle almost like rough caresses, they didn't dodge until the last second letting the other brush against them. It seemed like a strange form of foreplay. Sweat was dripping down both men's body's by the time they decided that there was the maximum number of fangirls watching.

They moved quickly making the needed signs while running towards each other. Just before they collided, they turned so that they were back to back and executed the 'Fangirl Repellent Jutsu'> Every fangirl watching had a bright light sear into their eyes. As the fangirls' vision cleared, Naruto said, "Well should we test it out teme?"

"Hn."

The fangirls watched in rapt attention as Sasuke and Naruto wrapped their arms around each other but as soon as their lips touched, a collective horrified scream came from every fangirl's mouth.

Sasuke raised his head and surveyed the damage. Some fangirls were sobbing, half had run away, and the others were tossing their cookies into the bushes. He smirked, "It worked, usuratonkachi."

Naruto laughed as he gathered his clothes and remembered what Neji had told them the effects were. Apparently the jutsu permanatly affected a yaoi fangirl's vision so that, whenever the fangirls saw the ones who had employed the jutsu do more than chastly embrace, the fangirls who had been exposed to the jutsu saw the pairing from their worst nightmares going at it.

Sasuke and Naruto headed to the hot springs to bathe, leaving a great many traumatized fangirls behing them.
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Sasuke was watching his usuratonkachi as they soaked in the onsen. He was trying to summon the nerve to ask Naruto if he would move in with him and failing spectacularly. Naruto noticed Sasuke's uncharacteristic fidgiting, "Ne teme, what's bothering you?"

Sasuke twitched at Naruto's perceptiveness, "Do you like living in that apartment?"

He nearly smacked himself at the stupidity of that question as Naruto looked at him curiously.

"No I don't really like it. Why?"

"I was thinking that, if you wanted, you could move into the Uchiha mansion. You could have your own room if you don't want to share mine and you wouldn't have to worr-mphf."

Naruto pulled away from the kiss he'd used tp shut Sasuke up, "Sasuke are you asking me to live with you?"

Sasuke couldn't help it, he blushed as he nodded, "Yes."

Naruto smiled at Sasuke's obvious discomfort, it was a rare sight after all. Sasuke scowled and prodded impatiently, "Well dobe? Do you want to or not?"

Naruto straddled Sasuke's hips, "Hmm, I'm not sure. Sleeping in a real bed every night with my lover, having a real kitchen, taking a hot shower every day, having someone to welcome me home and spending the evenings with the person I love the most. Do I really want to give up a lonely, shabby, one room apartment with a pathetic excuse for a shower for that? Of course I want to live with you, and you call me a moron?"

"Urusai."

Sasuke pulled Naruto's head down to his and rolled his hips up to grind against Naruto.

"Nngh Sasuke."

"Hn.

Sasuke nibbled one of the cords of Naruto's neck and slid a hand under the water to play with the blond's arousal.

"Haa-aah! Teasing bastard."

Sasuke just licked his way down to Naruto's right nipple. Naruto let his head fall back at first but then he was seized by a mischivous impulse. He pulled away from Sasuke and the avenger growled warningly, "Naruto..."

The blond grinned, "Take it easy teme. I've just decided to give you something I owe you."

He began to lick and stroke his way down Sasuke's body.

Sasuke watched the golden hair of his fox disappear under the water and realized what Naruto meant as he felt the blond take him into his mouth. Sasuke shivered, feeling the way Naruto moved his mouth up and down, pausing to suck strongly every once in a while. Sasuke felt his peak approach and he pulled Naruto away and brought the blond up for a searingly hot kiss. As he plundered Naruto's mouth, Sasuke worked his fingers into Naruto, preparing the tight passage for him. Naruto broke the kiss to suck in air.

"Hurry up teme."

Sasuke replaced his fingers with his cock and gasped as Naruto impaled himself on Sasuke's entire length.

Naruto began moving up and down, establishing a hard and fast rhythm. Sasuke raised his hips to meet each downward motion, rubbing against Naruto's prostate and making the blond moan with each thrust.

"Hn ahh."

"Uhnnn 'Suke."

They moved against each other, skin sliding against skin, slick with water, each thrust bringing them closer and closer until they came simultaneously, calling out each other's names.

It was a damn good thing they were ninja with a lot of stamina, other wise they would have sunk under the water and drowned instead of dragging themselves out of the hot spring. They lay side by side, panting as their heartrates slowed down to normal. Sasuke was the first to recover and he sat up and watched Naruto come back to his senses. Naruto, unwilling to move just yet said, "So we moving my stuff in tomorrow?"

"Hn, best to do it then."

"We gonna ask the others to help?"

"Other than the things in that lock box, what are you going to be packing?"

Naruto sat up and stretched, "Hmm, guess you're right. I don't really have that much stuff."

"Hn. Get dressed dobe and let's head home."
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A certain white haired ero-sennin snickered quietly as he snuck away from the onsen on his hands and knees. 'I came to spy on the lovely ladies and stumbled across pure gold Icha Icha material.' He stopped short as he saw a pair of familar legs and heard an irritated and very familar voice, "Just what were you doing you old pervert?"

He raised his head to meet annoyed golden brown eyes, "Tsunade! What brings you here?"

"I was wondering why I hadn't heard a single complaint about you all day. What were you doing just now?"

Jiraya started inching back, "Er well I had planned to do some research at the lady's side of the onsen," Tsunade's eyebrow twitched and Jiraya hastened to finish, "but I stumbled upon Sasuke and Naruto having a moment and I decided to base a yaoi Icha Icha on them."

Jiraya saw Tsunade shaking and tensed to leave before she take her anger out on him but instead of trying to hit him, she started laughing until tears smeared her make-up.

"Tsunade?"

Jiraya stood and placed a hand on her shoulder, only to stagger back as she launched herself at him and locked her arms around him.

"I was so worried that something had happened to you. It's actually a relief that it was just you being your perverted self."

Jiraya smiled and embraced her. For once the mega-perv didn't try to grope her, he just held her hoping that this might be a new beginning for them.
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T.W.:Whew! Another one down.

Itachi:T.W. I just read the above author note.

T.W.:Eep!(hides behind Sai)

Itachi:What are you doing looking at Uchihacest?

T.W.:Weeeeell, I was looking for SasuNaru fanart and I stumbled across a picture by YanaGoya called Slutty Bitches and you and Sasuke looked so bloody hot that I checked out her other pics, most of them being Uchihacest and well(blushes) it was a very nosebleedy day.

Itachi:I should tie you to Kabuto on principle.

T.W.:Huh? Kabuto? Not Orochi-sadist?(thinks 'Itachi has principles?')

Itachi:Not a big enough offence to be tied to Orochimaru. But I actually won't tie you to the underling either.

T.W.:O.O Uh are you feeling okay?

Sai:Let's just say I spent some quality time with him after he read the first author's note.

T.W.:Oooooooh!Okay thanks Sai, you saved my fluffy butt. That lemon reminds me of Xenobia's My Yaoi-est Things. You know the line that goes "Boy love is greatest when you just add water; love scenes like that make yaoi girls hotter." Hope it's okay with her if I quote that here. Okay now please tell me what you thought of this chapter. Ja ne!