Akatsuki Maddness

Hehehe....This chapter we talk horror movies and the Ring girl appears, along with Orochimaru-danna. Bitch fights, dates and the good old mass genocide. Enjoy. =^.^=

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: Who's the pimp now?! XD
Zetsu: *laughing*
Tobi: Hehe...
Hoshiko: :]

Hidan: ....*smirk*
Kisame: Dei....get off.
Kitsune: :3 *glomps Kisame*
Kisame: Gah! Not another one!
Kitsune: ^^ Meow.
Deidara: Hai, meow un. ^^
Sasori: I've got to take a photo, this is just too priceless. *gets camera*

Kakuzu: *grins*
Itachi: *takes pictures too*
Zetsu: Hahaha!
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: Awww, you look so cute!

Hidan: *trying not to smile*
Kisame: v_v I'm in Hell.
Kitsune: Unrepentant Hell. ^^
Kisame: Thanks.
Sasori: Oi, quick pose you two.
Deidara: Hai un. *hanging from Kisame giving peace sign, Kit is doing the same*
Both: YOOOSH!! *wink*
Sasori: *takes photo* Hehe, I'm so getting this enlarged.

Kakuzu: Oh man that looked so corny! Hahahah!
Itachi: *smirking*
Zetsu: *rolls on the floor laughing*
Tobi: Aww kawwii ^^
Hoshiko: Hehehe

Hidan: ....Hahaha!!
Kisame: ....
Kitsune: ^^ You love it Kisame.
Deidara: Hehe :3
Sasori: You know what that reminds me of, that halloween party last year.

Kakuzu: *grin*
Itachi: *smirk*
Zetsu: *still laughing*
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: Oh yah... maybe not as worse though...

Hidan: That wasn't the one where those two were dressed as Sailor Scouts because they lost that joint bet was it?
Sasori: Hai it was, and hai it's not as bad as then.
Kisame: ......don't remind me.
Kitsune: Too late!
Deidara: Hai un!

Kakuzu: I remember that... I laughed for two days straight!
Itachi: *still smirking*
Zetsu: Ooh is that the one where we watched the Ring and Tobi crapped himself?
Tobi: TOBI GETS SCARED EASILY >:U!!!
Hoshiko: Hahaha xD

Hidan: *smirking*
Kisame: *sigh* *still has Dei and Kit hanging off him*
Kitsune: Didn't help that a certain somebody was sneaking around in the dark with their hair all wet and wild.
Deidara: Hai........wait, you mean me don't you un?
Sasori: I must have missed that one.........oh yeah, I was dead. *note sarcasm*

Kakuzu: Don't worry Tobi, it scared the crap out of me.
Hoshiko: I loved it! It wasn't even scary, you lot are sissy's!
Itachi: Just because you love things like that...
Hoshiko: Hai I do! Ooh Sasori-sama, we still have Saw 1 2 and 3 to watch!
Zetsu: *grin*
Tobi: *sulking*
Hoshiko: Aww Sasori-sama *huggle kiss*

Hidan: *to Kakuzu* It scared you? You're kidding right?
Kisame: Dude, I totally didn't want to go night swimming for a month.
Kitsune: I know, best month of my life. ^^ No pervert fish-men peeking on me while I went moonlight swimming.
Deidara: *huggles Tobi* I'm sorry un. I couldn't find the hairdryer un.
Sasori: *one arm around Hosh* Those movies rock.....so do you babe. ^^

Kakuzu: Yeah man! Especially when you look like that girl... when I come out of the shower.
Itachi: Hn, she was pathetic.
Zetsu: Still... it was rather creepy.
Tobi: *sulking*
Hoshiko: *grin* Aww

Kitsune: *smirks and slides away unnoticed*
Hidan: I think when the telephone rung though was creepy.
Kisame: Leader-tann sure thought so, he basically hyperventilated. Hehe.
Deidara: *still comforting Tobi* It scared me too un.
Sasori: *smirk* Nah, I think the creepiest part was when she said in that creepy voice.....
Kitsune: *using henge for long hair and is all wet, creepy evil voice right beside Itachi's ear* Ssseven daysss.....

Kakuzu: HOLY CRAP!!! *jumps in to Hidan's arms*
Itachi: ...Kitsune... you're not funny
Zetsu: *holds heart wheezing* Shit that scared me!
Tobi: I think it happened again...
Hoshiko: Oh wow! That's so cool! *glomps "the girl"*

Hidan: O.O ......*holding Kakuzu*
Kisame: HOLY SH-T!!
Kitsune: *is glomped* Hehe, I aim to please. You should see when I actually find a well to climb out of. *snicker* Oh, by the way Itachi I want that money you owe me in seven days or I'll cut something important off in your sleep. *sweetly* Okay?
Deidara: *screams and clutches Tobi* >< That's not funny uuuunnn!!
Sasori: *laughing his ass off*

Kakuzu: *shaking*
Itachi: I don't owe you money.
Zetsu: *faints*
Tobi: Deidara-senpaiiii I need the bathroom ;.;
Hoshiko: *gets up and grins* That was so cool Kitsune-chan!

Hidan: ........*still stunned*
Kisame: *is a nervous wreck*
Kitsune: You do too. *pulls IOU out of Hosh's pocket* Now pay up or else I forcefully reverse your gender.
Deidara: *lets Tobi go* Then go un! Go, go, go un!
Sasori: *still laughing*
Kitsune: Arigato Hoshiko-chan. ^^

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: *frowns* IOU squat!
Zetsu: ...
Tobi: *runs off to the bathroom*
Hoshiko: Ooh! Let's have a horror night!

Hidan: .....
Kisame: *recovering*
Kitsune: *hissss* Screw the seven days then. *dives on Itachi, grabs his hai and pulls a pair of scissors out* Say sayonara to your ponytail Itachi.
Deidara: Oh dear kami, he's going to look like his little brother un.
Sasori: Hai, we should do that it'll be awesome.

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: NO GODDAMNIT! *kicks Kitsune away and runs off with hair intact*
Zetsu: ...
Tobi: *comes back in new clothes*
Hoshiko: Hai! I love blood and gore and "scary" chilling grusome stuff!!!

Hidan: Can I put you down now?
Kisame: *shaking his head* You threatened his ponytail....
Kitsune: *dark evil grin* Hai, and I'll get him in the bathtub, shower, bedroom, loungeroom any freakin' room he's in until he pays up.
Kisame: *takes step back* Okay, you're really scaring me now. Drop the henge.
Kitsune: *hisss*
Deidara: Oooh, if we do a movie night can we get Hostel as well un? *he's just too cute sometimes ne?* ^^
Sasori: *grin* You're such a turn on.

Kakuzu: Yeah...
Itachi: *appears behind Kitsune with some scissors*
Zetsu: *wakes up* What?
Tobi: Scary film night? Count me out!
Hoshiko: *grins and pushes Sasori*

Hidan: *puts Kakuzu down*
Kisame: This is gonna be bad. *hand over half his face*
Orochimaru: *coming out of the ground between Itachi and Kit* Hisss...
Kitsune: *senses evil*O.O ........Oh, you have got to be......
Orochimaru: *tackle glomp* Sssuch a sssnakey young fox aren't you?
Deidara: *squeals and hides behind Sasori* S....sannin un!
Sasori: Nani.........Okay what did you guys get up to before?

Kakuzu: O__O
Itachi: *accidently cuts off Orochimaru's hair* Oh crap...
Zetsu: *sinks underground quickly*
Tobi: *hides behind Hoshiko*
Hoshiko: *sigh* Never peaceful around here is it? Well apart from the hot springs eh Sasori?

Hidan: I think the appropriate statement here is oops.
Kisame: Oh......crap. o__o
Kitsune: *shudder* His tongue is in my ear....
Orochimaru: *to Itachi* My hair....You are ssso dead Uchiha-bitch. *coughs up his sword and takes a swing at Itachi's ponytail cutting the tips*
Deidara: Eep. *hugs Tobi*
Sasori: If you're suggesting we go back to the hotsprings......I'm so there.

Kakuzu: O___O
Itachi: *glare* TEME! *attacks Orochimaru with scissors*
Zetsu: *sinks up and grabs Kitsune and runs*
Tobi: *runs after Zetsu, dragging Diedara along*
Hoshiko: Hai hai hai! Come on, I have a suprise for you! *grabs Sasori and runs to the hotsprings*

Hidan: O___O
Kisame: *in mind* Don't get involved, don't get involved.....
Kitsune: Zetsu-koi, my hero.....Gah! *Oro's tongue pulls tight making them hit the ground and Orochimaru fall back* Owchi.
Orochimaru: WTF? *gets up and growls before attacking Itachi with his sword*
Deidara: *blink* Un?
Kitsune: *tapping ground and going purple* Can't.....b...breath....
Sasori: Huh? Nani?

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: GRR!
Zetsu: *runs back to Orochimaru whimpering, takes his tongue off of Kitsune and runs away*
Tobi: *still running*
Hoshiko: Hai hai! It's a hotspring with a DVD played and widescreen TV and surround sound! *still running to hotsprings*

Hidan: ....
Kisame: ....
Orochimaru: *takes another swipe at Itachi's hair*
Kitsune: *hugging Zetsu* My savior! *weeps happily*
Deidara: *still dragged*
Sasori: O.O *picks Hosh up bridal style and runs to the hotsprings*

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: *dodges and takes a stab at Orochimaru*
Zetsu: You're welcome *running still*
Tobi: *running*
Hoshiko: Weee ^^

Hidan: .....
Kisame: .....
Kitsune: X3 Hehe.
Deidara: *dragged*
Sasori: *dives into hotspring fully clothed with Hosh* Oh, whoops. We'll have to stay here until our clothes dry now. :3
Orochimaru: *dodges and takes another swing almost getting Itachi's hair again*

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: *dodges again and brings out Sasuke plushie* Step back! Or he gets it! *holds scissors to Sasuke doll*
Zetsu: *still running*
Tobi: *still running*
Hoshiko: Hmmm... I wonder why you did that... *stands up and takes off clothes*

Hidan: ....
Kisame: .....
Orochimaru: A doll? You play with dolls.........Of your brother?! O.O
Kitsune: *still carried*
Deidara: *still dragged*
Sasori: ;3 No idea.

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: *sweat drop* it's yours you baka.
Zetsu: *is tired* Can we stop now?
Tobi: *stops and sits down*
Hoshiko: Hn *sits down again* What do you want to watch first?

Hidan: ....
Kisame: ....
Orochimaru: *snake smirk* Yess but now I can just play WITH you brother instead of a doll. Kukuku. :3
Kitsune: You know I really don't know why you were running to being with.
Deidara: *pats Tobi on back*
Sasori: *undresses and sits back down* Hm. Maybe one of the Saws.

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: *twitches and cuts up Sasuke doll*
*Sasuke screams*
Itachi: Oh whoops... this is my Voodoo doll...
Zetsu: Orochimaru!
Tobi: Hai!
Hoshiko: Okay... *gets up and puts Saw 1 in the DVD*
Audience: *Wolf whistles*
Hoshiko: DAMNIT! I THOUGHT WE KILLED YOU!

Hidan: I heard a audience....
Kisame: ....*sweatdrop*
Orochimaru: I don't know whether to laugh at your misfortune or feel sorry for Sasuke. *hears Zetsu* Hai, isss my fox misssing me? *slithers over*
Kitsune: Eeeek!! *clutches Dei*
Deidara: Uun!! Don't have me dragged off with you un!! *struggling to escape deathgrip*
Sasori: The best thing about being a puppeteer. *makes puppet bring over some drinks* The other thing that's great about being a puppeteer. *someone screams in pain as another puppet gouges their eyes out.* :3 Serves them right.

Kakuzu: Me too...
Itachi: *sweat drop*
Zetsu: AHHHH!!! *grabs Kitsune and runs again*
Tobi: *follows*
Hoshiko: *grins and huggles up to Sasori, watching the movie* I love these movies, they're exciting :3

Hidan: Lets find 'em.......and kill 'em.
Kisame: *shakes head*
Orochimaru: *looks heartbroken* Aw....Better go sssee if Sssassuke is alright then. *devish grin* *leaves*
Kitsune: I think he's leaving.......
Deidara: *still holding Kit* O.O
Sasori: Hai, and inspiring when we need new ways to torture someone.

Kakuzu: Okay!
Itachi: *twitches*
Zetsu: *stops running*
Tobi: *same*
Hoshiko: *shivers happily* Ooooooh I love this film... *huggles up to Sasori*

Hidan: *walks off to find audience*
Kisame: ..........Are....you alright?
Kitsune: *lets Deidara go*
Deidara: *sitting on the ground*
Sasori: ^^ *snuggles*

Kakuzu: *same*
Itachi: No...
Zetsu: ^^
Tobi: *sighs*
Hoshiko: :3

Hidan: Found them. *pulls out scyth* After you.
Kisame: Wanna go see the therapist?.......The one you haven't utterly destroyed as a human being or killed outright.
Kitsune: *huggles* You're the greatest Zetsu-koi. ^^
Deidara: *smiles at Tobi* Hi un.
Sasori: :3

Kakuzu: Muahaha! *runs at the Audience*
*screaming and gorey stuff is heard*
Itachi: Hoshiko? She's a bit busy watching Saw I think...
Zetsu: Arigato :3
Tobi: Hiya ^^
Hoshiko: *sighs*

Hidan: *dives in with a manic laugh*
Kisame: Yeeaah, she would be a option but I ment one of the ones you haven't killed yet but it won't matter if you do.
Kitsune: :3 *puur*
Deidara: ^^
Sasori: I'll never get tired of that reverse bear trap.

Kakuzu: Bwahahahaa
Itachi: Oh I see...
Zetsu: ^^
Tobi: :3
Hoshiko: Same, though I like the part where she cuts up her boyfriend!

Hidan: *surprisingly quiet for a slaughter feast*
Kisame: You know she gets pissy if you try and use your Sharigan on her like that, and she's more likely to cut your balls off if you attack her with kunai.
Kitsune: ^^
Deidara: :3
Sasori: *snicker* Yeah, that's always a good part.

Kakuzu: *hai*
Itachi: Hai... but she is good to talk too.
Zetsu: *huggles*
Tobi: :3
Hoshiko: ^^ Hai!

Hidan: *is poking dead body* Hmm.....GGGHHAAA!! *dives into fight again*
Kisame: Hai, hai. But only when she's sane though, when she's in one of THOSE moods....*shudders*
Kitsune: *squee* ^^ *huggles*
Deidara: :3
Sasori: ^^" Should I be worried? *isn't afraid, has already been dead*

Kakuzu: MWAAHAHAHA *more blood and screaming*
Itachi: Don't remind me...
Zetsu: Heh *huggles*
Tobi: Aww *joins in the huggles*
Hoshiko: Of course not! It's HIGHLY unlikely someone would catch me and force me to do such an awful thing.

Hidan: *yeah yeah you know the drill*
Kisame: I......I need my therapist....*walks off with trumatic ep going through his head*
Kitsune: ^^ *snugglepile*
Deidara: *crawls in as well*
Sasori: Why do I feel there should be a "But" there?

Kakuzu: *yeah*
Itachi: Kisame-san? *follows*
Zetsu: Aww ^^
Tobi: :3
Hoshiko: Hehe, I was going to say "but you're made of wood" but you're not since when you die and get reborn you become "normal" again ^^

Hidan: *ditto*
Kisame: *sniffs and keeps walking*
Kitsune: So cute.
Deidara: ^^
Sasori: Yeah.........kinda sucks. A little. Meh, it's alright I suppose.

Kakuzu: *hehe, death is good*
Itachi: What's wrong Kisame-san?
Zetsu: Hehe ^^
Tobi: *singing softly* I love Matches! I love Matches! I wanna play with matches! Play with matches! Play with…MATCHES!!!!!
Hoshiko: *smirking* At least you can feel me now >:3

Hidan: *genoicide, genocide.....Yay!*
Kisame: *shakes head keeps walking* So horrible......never do it again.....
Kitsune: :3
Deidara: ^^
Sasori: *chuckle* Oh you deviant.

Kakuzu: *woooo!*
Itachi: Kisame-san?
Zetsu: What was that Tobi?
Tobi: Nothing...
Hoshiko: *smirks* You love it.

Hidan: *kill kill kill!! ><*
Kisame: *is weeping pitifully as he walks*
Kitsune: *licks Zetsu*
Deidara: *hand on hip* Tobi-kun, you don't have matches again do you un? Remember what happened last time un?
Sasori: *shiftyeyes and smirk* Maybe.

Kakuzu: *death blood guts!*
Itachi: ...Kisame...
Zetsu: ^w^
Tobi: Nooo >__>
Hoshiko: >:3 *glomps Sasori*

Hidan: *ecetra*
Kisame: *sits down in fetal position and cries*
Kitsune: *tail wag* ^^
Deidara: Don't lie to me un. I lost a perfectly good cloak last time un.
Sasori: *is glomped* Che ^^

Kakuzu: *You know the drill*
Itachi: *kneels down* What did you remember Kisame?
Zetsu: ^^
Tobi: No! I swear!
Hoshiko: *kisses*

Hidan: *same*
Kisame: *shakes head* No, no, no.......it's too terrible and now I'm remembering all the terrible things in my life. *cries harder*
Kitsune: ^^
Deidara: Okay un. *pats Tobi*
Sasori: *smooches*

Kakuzu: *nearly done killing*
Itachi: *sweat drop*
Zetsu: ^^
Tobi: ^^'
Hoshiko: *still kissing*

Hidan: *done*
Kisame: *weeping*
Kitsune: ^^
Deidara: *happily* If I find out you're lying though Tobi-kun I will assign a cause of death to you un.
Sasori: *ditto*

Kakuzu: *not yet*
Itachi: *slaps* Stop Kisame!
Zetsu: ^^
Tobi: *sweat drop*
Hoshiko: *lalalala*

Hidan: *sits down and waits*
Kisame: *gives Itachi a teary yet shocked look* You hit me.
Kitsune: Puuurrr.....*glomp smooch*
Deidara: *grins*
Sasori: *I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, there they are a sitting in a row....*

Kakuzu: *done*
Itachi: Baka...
Zetsu: ^^
Tobi: *grins too*
Hoshiko: *there they are a standing in a row*

Hidan: *smoking.......again*
Kisame: *bursts out crying like a little bitch*
Kitsune: *kisses* ^^
Deidara: And this time I'll show you where else I can shove clay snakes instead of down the throat un. *still pleasent*
Sasori: *meh whatever standing, sitting they're freakin' coconuts. XP*

Kakuzu: Dirty habit...
Itachi:*sweat drops and walks off*
Zetsu: *kisses back*
Tobi: *stops grinning*
Hoshiko: *is in happy land*

Hidan: Meh.
Kisame: *sniffled and gives Itachi puppy-dog look* ......Itachi-kun?
Kitsune: *commence make-out procedure* :3
Deidara: *grins*
Sasori: *right along with ya.*