'Tis the Season

Jiraiya was in Seventh Heaven. "Icha, Icha Paradise: Yaoi Edition" was #1 on the Best

Sellers List for the third straight week. There was a line of fans wrapped around the

block and then some. Of course, Kakashi and Tsunade were the first in line when they

heard he'd be in town doing a book-signing.

There were numerous fights as people jockeyed for a place in line. It seemed as if

all the kunoichi in Konoha, as well as quite a few from other villages, were big fans

of yaoi. Half the female civilian population were there, too. They all had a new

idol. Even though the name of the main character was Yami, everyone knew it was

really Naruto. After all, who could have missed the large number of male shinobi

panting after the blond this past spring?

As the sun rose higher, and tempers shortened, loud cries echoed throughout the

village. "I--Ir--Iruka-sensei, I...I'm...cuh...cumming!!"

"Na...Na-RU-TO!! H-How m-many t-times do I have to s-say d-don't CALL ME THAT!!!"


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A/N: This is for Koneko who demanded that I had to bow to the reviewers.
Thank you all. Love ya!!!