Back to School

A/N: and done with another chapter. No idea how long I'm going to stretch this fic out, but I will have some kind of conclusion to it. ...probably. Replies!

Kurai Kisu: oooh, you're gonna love this one :D I did it all with you in my mind... okay, maybe not all of it but you crossed my mind few times when writing this chapter and I'm pretty sure you'll soon know why xD oh, and you're the pervert here! THEY WERE JUST EATING LUNCH! Tsk tsk tsk, instantly thinking about something dirty... and ewww, the cast gets no action in this fic, mmkay? *shivers* and FINE, I'll admit to being a pervert, can't help it, but you're the one to talk! You dirty minded monkey.

LadyRonin: :D aaw, thanks! I tried to come up with something that Kabuto would say, cos he doesn't look like the type to curse out loud. And I'll have to think about the whole coming out chapter, but the dance would be an obvious place, wouldn't it... anyways, thanks for reviewing, I really appreciate it! :)

Tokyo-Princess: yeah, I added ”the Kiba” there just for you, although it's fun to write him, he's a loudmouth but still has an edge to him... and thanks for commenting even when you were on a hurry! (oh, and I wasn't completely serious about the whole printing thing :D but it was still ridiculously nice of you!) and I freak people out a lot, that's my thing, I suppose... oh, and I hope this is soon enough but I was working so I couldn't get to the computer, but I took a few hours off to finish this chapter, hope you like it! Man, what I wouldn't do for some NaruSasu looooove... or SasuNaru, either way is gooood... *drools* loved ya review, like always, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK! (kinda sugarhigh here too, sorry :D)

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Shikamaru and Chouji lounged under their favorite tree, Chouji eating his potato chips while curiously watching the passerbys and Shika gazing up at the clouds, pondering to himself.

”Chouji, do you really think I'm scrawny?”

The brunet slowly turned his head to look at the Nara, wondering if that was all he had been thinking about during the twenty or so minutes they'd sat there. ”Where did that come from?”

Shikamaru shrugged, keeping his eyes at the clouds. ”Well, you said I was scrawny couple months back and I just wondered if you were serious.”

Chouji munched on his snacks, mulling the thing over, before leaning closer to whisper in a conspiracial way. ”Could it be that it was when I told you I wouldn't date you if I was gay?”

Shika clenched his jaw in irritation, taking his time before growling out the answer. ”As a matter of fact yes,” Chouji gasped, sitting back straight. ”but it's beside the point.” He sat up too, staring at nothing particular.”Just, do you think I'm scrawny?”

Chouji mentally sighed in relief, diving back in to his chips. ”Maybe scrawny isn't the word I'd use.” Shikamaru seemed to relax a bit, ”You're more like skinny.” and then his shoulders slumped again.

It was fascinating to watch his best friend wallow in self-doubt, but eventually Chouji started to feel sorry for the genius. ”Shika, what is all this about?”

Shikamaru shrugged, the troubled expression never leaving his face. ”I don't know, I just started wondering...”

”Wondering about what?” Chouji asked, waiting for elaboration.

”Well, if I'm good enough.” Shika finished, finally looking at his best friend. ”You know, to date.”

Chouji blinked, not completely sure if he was really awake and having this conversation with his teammate, it all seemed a bit surreal. He pinched himself before turning to face the other brunet, sitting with his legs crossed and motioning for his friend to do the same.

”Shikamaru, I'm only going to say this once so listen carefully.” He then thought about it and corrected himself. ”Unless, of course, you need to hear it again or if you miss some parts as you tend to zone out sometimes or if you just happen to forget it and need me to remind you-”

Shika's left eye twitched in annoyance. ”Chouji, get on with it.”

Chouji coughed, getting back on track. ”Right, so. I don't know where all this uncertainty came from, if it was some girl that you have a crush on or if-”

”It was you Chouji, you called me scrawny.” Shikamaru corrected, feeling a light thumping on his temple as a migrane raised its ugly head.

”Right...” Chouji swallowed and coughed uncomfortably. ”Anyway, I just wanted to tell you that you are, in fact, quite good looking and girls fawn over you even with your ever-so-charming attitude.” He stopped to think. ”It could be because of your attitude, girls seem to dig that whole 'I don't care if you like me'-thing, maybe I should give it a shot...”

Shikamaru krhm'ed, effectively bringing Chouji back from his musings. ”Oh, sorry. Anyway, my point is that you could have any girl in this whole village-” He stopped with the bored look he got. ”Okay, maybe not ANY girl, but most of them, if you'd just try a little. They're not going to fall to your lap by themselves, you know.”

The Nara spent few seconds wondering if it was possible to have potential girlfriends fall from the skies, and then used almost a minute brooding about the fact that he, the acclaimed genius of Konoha, was asking for advice from Chouji.

Chouji patiently waited for it all to sink in and was first alarmed with the almost disgusted face Shika was making, but it disappeared as quickly as it came. He absently wondered what he'd expected when Shikamaru finally gave his conclusion. ”Too troublesome.”

He watched as his teammate laid back on the ground, closing his eyes and yawning. ”I'm not going to bother on courting some random girl, if she's interested she can do it herself.”

Chouji blinked, getting a tad frustrated. ”What was the point in all this then?” Shika chuckled as a response. ”I never asked anything about girls, I just wanted to know if you really thought I was scrawny.”

He sighed, turning back to stare at the people passing them, all of them too busy to spare a second glance at the two shinobi. Chouji was getting ready to comment about their lunch break ending when his eyes happened to land on a girl he'd seen somewhere before but didn't instantly recognize.

”Shika, who's that?”

Shikamaru groaned, raising his head to check. ”That's Karin, one of the lab assistants the Fifth hired for the whole 'teach because we're too lazy' program.” Chouji rolled his eyes, mumbling something about him being the one to talk.

”But what's she doing here, I thought that part was finished already?” Shika nodded, sitting up. ”Yeah, I wonder...”

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Sasuke cursed quietly, carrying two large and heavy boxes to the storage. He had been late from lunch (thanks to one dobe), thus making it his business to clear up the back of the classroom while the others went outside to shuriken practice.

He was fine with it, atleast it gave him an opportunity to think about his present relationship problems, not that he'd mention he had any. And one of the plus sides was that no crazy fangirl would bother him here.

That's why, when a high pitched voice behind him shouted his name, Sasuke almost lost his marbles. (The boxes, you idiots, the boxes are full of marbles.)

”Sasuke-kuun! I was looking for you!” Karin skipped towards her prey with a wide grin, when inside she was almost fainting in relief. ”Do you have a second?”

Sasuke hn'ed as a response. ”No.”

Karin stopped mid-step, biting her lip in thought. She had relied on Sasuke being polite enough to listen to her for few seconds, but it became less and less probable as the raven started walking away. ”Umm, Sasuke! Wait!”

The Uchiha grunted and turned his head to the girl running to him, ready to tell her to piss off, but then he smelled something sickenly sweet and his brain stopped cooperating.

Karin jumped a little when the boxes dropped to the floor. ”Sasuke-kun?” Getting only an empty stare as a response, she couldn't help but squeal happily.

After celebrating the fact that she had finally caught the evasive raven, she took hold of his collar and started dragging him to the nearest classroom.

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Naruto was pouting while walking along the corridors of the surprisingly empty academy. He had been looking for Iruka for some time now, he needed to complain about something, mainly Sasuke.

The only problem was that his sensei was nowhere to be found. The blond had looked through the whole building, there was only one wing left.

But when he heard a familiar female shrieking voice, his hopes plummeted. Surely his sensei wouldn't be hanging around with THAT girl.

Just to be sure, he sneaked closer to the door, that had been left ajar, and carefully looked inside. And what he saw made something in his head snap. HIS Sasuke was leaning to a table without a shirt and his pants unbuttoned, while that bloody woman, whose name he couldn't or wouldn't remember, was fondling his chest.

Karin froze completely when the door crashed to the wall and one pissed off shinobi stomped in. ”Hands. Off. My. Property.” His voice was dripping with murderous intent.

After making the girl back off, Naruto turned his glare to the raven. ”You're in big fucking trouble.” He was never very good at keeping it cool and was ready to beat up the asshole for cheating on him, but when he saw the glazed stare and seductive smile, things clicked.

”Sasuke, are you-?” The blond snapped his head to the bright haired girl, growling as a warning before launching at her. Karin easily dodged the attack, sliding to the side. What she didn't expect was the two shadow clones coming at her.

After making a dozen or so clones puff, one of them managed to catch her leg in the middle of a kick, using the momentum to spin her around and throw her at a wall. Sadly for her, Naruto didn't have that good of an aim, so she ended up flying through a window and down from the second story.

Naruto dispelled the shadow clones and ran to the window, waiting to see a splat on the pavement, but only managed to catch a glimpse of Karin limping to the forest. ”Serves her right, laying hands on my-”

”Naruto.” The blond in question tensed up, stiffly turning around. Sasuke was still leaning to the desk, absently running fingers over his abs and smiling pleadingly to his boyfriend.

The blond awkwardly made his way to Sasuke, stopping to stand in front of the surprisingly horny Uchiha. ”Hi...”

Naruto was staring at all the exposed skin, unconsciously leaning closer. When starting to fall over, he was forced to put his hands on both side of Sasuke to keep standing. He jerked his gaze up to the onyx eyes.

”Sasuke, now would be a great time to snap out of it, so if you'd just... You know, wake up or something?” He waited for an answer but instead the Uchiha grabbed his shirt and pulled him closer, locking their lips into a heated kiss. Their tongues wrestled, strangely enough with Naruto getting an upper hand.

While still kissing, Sasuke's knees started to give out so Naruto took hold of his hips and lifted him to sit on the table, unwilling to let their connection break. He was distantly aware of the raven humping him, but decided to let it slide.

When they finally broke apart, Sasuke's usually pale complexion was tinted with a pink-ish hue and both were breathing heavily. ”Sasuke, we really shouldn't-” Naruto's protest died in his throat as his boyfriend opened and pushed down the blond's pants, accompanied with the boxers, and laid down on the table.

The half-closed onyx eyes stared at him lustfully as Sasuke bit his bruised lips and absently played with his hair that was already tussled. Naruto was stubbornly still hesitating until a quiet husky voice made his dick jump.

”Don't you want to fuck me?”

The blond could almost hear his determination crumble into little pieces when he latched into the pale neck and started pulling the white shorts off. Sasuke obediently raised his hips to help him, letting out a soft whimper in the progress. (I could probably make him bend over.)

Naruto fished out the small bottle of lube from the shorts' pocket, knowing his pervert of a boyfriend well enough to be sure he had one. He spread it on his fingers, dropping the bottle on the floor after.

Sasuke whined impatiently when Naruto started stretching him, his mind full of hazy images and a messy mix of different emotions, making it impossible to think straight. All he knew was that he wanted relief, and he wanted it now.

Naruto let out a surprised yell as Sasuke caught his member in a strong grip, smearing it with the precum dripping on its head. The raven then promptly yanked the hand with the fingers inside of him out, pulling the blond closer by his dick, bringing it to his entrance before letting go.

The Uzumaki swallowed and looked at his boyfriend with wide eyes, who in turn hooked his legs behind the tan body, pressing them closer together and making the blond enter him.

Sasuke was unbelievably tight, and it must've been painful but the raven under him was moaning and arching off the table, forcing Naruto deeper. As soon as he was buried to the hilt, the pale shinobi urgently motioned to the blond to start moving.

Naruto put his other hand behind the other's back, supporting him, while leaning on the table with the other. Sasuke had his arms around the tan shoulders, pressing their sweaty chests together. He was far gone in the pleasure to hear anything the blond was saying, his mind only concentrating on the feeling of skin against skin and the flesh moving in and out of him.

It wasn't long before Naruto's firm thrusts started losing their rhythm as he got closer to the edge, with Sasuke's hot breath hitting his neck and nails leaving red marks all over his back.

As he was taking his last spurt, Sasuke came without a warning, grabbing Naruto's shoulders in a death grip. Naruto cummed soon after, letting the raven drop on the table and falling right on him.

There was heavy breathing while both of them came down from their high, and after Naruto had collected enough strenght for it, he propped himself up by his arms, looking down at Sasuke, whose eyes were still glazed with lust. Some hairs were sticking to his sweaty forehead, long enough to party hide his eyes.

Sasuke still took shallow breaths, biting down on his lower lip, making it look like he was expecting something. He took hold of Naruto's hand, bringing them to his face and capturing one of his fingers with his mouth, making a big show of licking and sucking it.

Naruto stared at the spectacle, his mouth agape, feeling his dick getting hard again and completely missing the smug smirk Sasuke gave when this happened.

The raven sat back up and grabbed the tan hips before the blond could pull out of him. ”What are you-”Naruto gasped when his hips were once again forced to move, the pale hands gripping them tightly. He bowed his head down, taking in sharp breaths as his boner was coming back with full force.

”Sasuke, stop, it's gonna hurt later-” Sasuke effectively shut the blond up by pressing their mouths together again, hiding his wicked smile in the progress.

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When the Uchiha finally woke up, not only was it dark outside but he had also somehow ended up in his own bed. He rubbed a hand over his face, wiping off the drool from the corner of his mouth. (I really have to learn to sleep with my mouth closed.)

He then tried to push himself up, instantly regretting it. Sasuke groaned rather loudly and let himself fall back to his stomach, trying to remember why his lower back was hurting this bad and why was he sleeping through the evening.

Summoned by the noise, Naruto soon came up running, his hair still dripping from the shower and wearing only a bathrobe and boxers. ”You okay?”

Sasuke turned his head to see the blond, scruntching up his nose at the concerned tone. ”Why am I in pain and why are you sounding so quilty?”

Naruto arched an eyebrow, walking over to the bed and sitting on it. ”You don't remember?”

Feeling a little alarmed by the question (it's like I'm supposed to remember), Sasuke rolled to his back, wincing at the sharp pain. ”No. Explain.”

The blond couldn't help himself and started chuckling, which soon turned into laughter. Sasuke didn't really appreciate it and he would've punched the idiot if not for his sudden immobility.

Noticing the ice cold glare he was receiving, Naruto stood up and walked over to Sasuke's desk, rummaging through the shopping bag he'd laid there earlier. ”You remember that perfume you used on me?”

The raven nodded, following the blond with his gaze as he came back with a weird bottle that contained some kind of liquid. ”Lay on your tummy.” Sasuke hesitated a moment before slowly turning back, still waiting for the rest of the explanation.

Naruto opened the bottle, that contained a healing massage oil, pouring a generous amount of it to his hands and rubbing them together to warm it up before carefully pressing them to Sasuke's lower back.

”Anyway, it seems Karin used it on you.” The pale muscles under his hands tensed up. ”But she didn't get anywhere cos I stopped her,” Naruto quickly added. ”and threw her out of the window, literally.”

Sasuke chuckled, stifling a moan when the talented hands worked on his back. ”So you took advance of the situation, how Uchiha of you.”

Naruto huffed, adding more pressure than necessary. ”I'm not like you, I had full intentions of snapping you back to reality, but then you practically forced me into you.”

It was Sasuke that huffed this time. ”Sure, that sounds real believable. Like I'd have some hidden fantasy of being topped by you.” With that, Naruto leaned in closer. ”Sasuke, who said anything about hidden desires?”

It was yet another fatal blow to his pride, so Sasuke did the adult thing and hid his head under a pillow. ”NEVER MIND!”

The blond chuckled, straightening up his back to concentrate and channel some healing chakra into Sasuke's lower back. After five more minutes of massaging, he gave the pale skin a soft kiss and wiped his hands on the robe. ”You should feel better after some sleep.”

Sasuke nodded absently, even though he was feeling better already, and carefully rolled to his back. ”I'm still not believing your story, you just can't admit that you used me.”

Naruto let out an exaggerated gasp, looking profoundly hurt. ”Hey, I'm the victim here, you practically raped me, AGAIN!”

The raven rolled his eyes, throwing a closeby pillow in the blond's direction, which he easily dodged.

A sudden silence fell over the two as Sasuke's expression became more serious, making his boyfriend frown.

”Naruto, I wanted to talk about the whole fight we had earlier-” Naruto cut it. ”I don't want to talk about it.”

Sasuke sighed, pressing on. ”But you didn't let me finish-” ”Don't want to talk about it!”

Both of them scowled at the other, Naruto being the first one to give up. ”I just don't want to fight because of something like that, it's really not that important.”

Sasuke was about to continue explaining himself when the blond crawled over to him, kissing his lips softly. ”I understand that you don't wanna tell anyone and I'm okay with that, really. Just, as long as you come back to me, I don't care if anyone else knows about us.” He then flopped down on the bed, next to his black haired lover, opening his arms and motioning him closer.

Sasuke sighed and fell into Naruto's warm embrace, resting his head on the tan chest, feeling surprisingly relaxed and tired, even when he'd just woken up. He wanted to tell the blond something to make it all better, because the tension was still there, but nothing came to mind.

”Goodnight, dobe.”

”Night, bastard.”

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Naruto stirred in his sleep, being slowly pulled out of his dream with the persistant knocking on the large doors of the Uchiha mansion. What he had learned during the few months worth of nights he had spent there was that Sasuke almost never answered the door, mostly because usually it was just a nosy neighbor wanting to see the last of the Uchiha clan.

So he soon started ignoring the knocks, as Sasuke had removed the huge bell he had there before, not even bothering to wake up.

But this time it was different, as it was the fifth time in two hours that someone had been at the door and it was driving him nuts. What on earth would they be wanting from his boyfriend?

He growled in irritation and flexed his abs, making the head on them jump a little and waking Sasuke up. The raven frowned and, refusing to open his eyes, snuggled back to the stomach he was using as a pillow.

Naruto propped his upper body up with his elbows to regard the brunet with amusement. He waited till the Uchiha had almost fallen back to sleep and tensed his muscles again, recreating the same effect.

Sasuke let out a surprised squeal, which to Naruto sounded so very girlish, and raised his head to stare disbelievingly at the stomach that had betrayed him so. He snapped his drowsy eyes to his boyfriend's at the vibration caused by Naruto's chuckling.

”Man, you're such a woman.”

Sasuke scruntched up his nose, giving a weak punch on one tan arm. ”Shut up.” The raven rolled to his back, stretching arms high above his head. ”Why did you wake me up?”

Naruto smiled at the whining tone, he really loved seeing that other side of the normally stoic shinobi, or atleast that was how everyone else saw him.

”Why is everyone at your door today?”

The raven grabbed a pillow and pressed it over his face, making his voice muffled. ”Probably trying to get me to marry their daughter, sister or cousin and so on. I usually tell them something weird and they leave.”

Naruto arched his eyebrow, snatching the pillow of the pale face so he could hear better. ”What do you say to them?” Sasuke grunted, propping his head up on his elbow. ”I tell them that no thank you, I have a boyfriend that's a real beast in bed.”

Naruto's face turned crimson and the Uchiha marveled at the blush travelling downwards on the tan body. ”AM NOT!”

Sasuke raised his brow. ”That's a compliment you know.” But meeting Naruto's unyielding eyes, he gave a defeated sigh. ”Fine, on inanimate wooden objects, then.” He received a punch for that, but it was worth it.

Naruto sat up, drawing his knees to his chest, and waited till the visitor behind the doors gave up and left.

It took almost fifteen minutes until the knocking finally ended, making the blond growl in annoyance. ”Are there always this many people after your sperm?”

Sasuke snuggled deeper to the pillow and shrugged. ”It's spring, love is in the air I guess. Everyone is looking for a mate.”

Naruto let out an exaggerated, dreamy sigh. ”You're so romantic that sometimes I wanna just go and PUKE on your ass.” He slapped the ass cheeks in question for emphasis.

Sasuke pushed himself up and drew his legs under him, sitting on them. The blond watched as the raven caught his hands and was forced to stare at the onyx eyes.

”Naruto, let us copulate.” Naruto blinked, making sure he heard him right. ”Wow Sasuke, real smooth.” The raven smirked before laying back down, pulling the covers up to his chin. ”Well it's better than 'fancy a shag hun?'.”

The blond groaned, turning to stare out of the window, mumbling to himself. ”Bloody asshole.”

Sasuke snapped his head up, glaring at the tan back. ”What did you just call me?”

Naruto couhed, making sure to speak out loud and clear. ”An asshole. You know, anus, rectum, located around that pole stuck up your butt.”

The brunet momentarily imagined strangling the idiot, but then figured out what it was all about. And he realized that this was something he would have to surrender on, sooner or later.

”Naruto.” The blond refused to look at him, even when pale arms circled his waist, Sasuke shifting closer to sit right behind him. ”If you want to, we can tell them.”

Naruto bit his lower lip, which had just started to quiver, and slowly turned his head to the side so he could see his lover's expression. ”Really?”

Sasuke nodded, kissing the tan cheek softly. ”Really really.” He then leaned backwards, falling to the bed and pulling the blond with him. ”Now, about the whole hidden fantasy thing...”

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A/N: ta-DAH! Some of this was written while being distracted so if something seems a bit too odd (for my writing, that is) just point it out in the review and I'll hop right on it! Anyway, thanks for reading and reviews are not compulsory but still greatly appreciated! :)