Shakespeare Challenge Response: Titus Andronicus
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Scene 16
Kakashi, Kiba, Suigetsu, Jugo, Karin, Izumo, Kotetsu, Ino, Hinata, and Shino followed Sasuke through the village streets in the middle of the night. They stopped in front of the Hokage mansion.
“Now, friends, let’s see your archery and kunai skills. Suigetsu! It’s up to you to sound the sea, look for Justice there.” He gave Suigetsu a letter. “Give this to her when you find her. Shino! With your friends there, you must search the forest and find Justice. Jugo! Your strength means you must dig the earth to find her. Pierce the center of the earth and seek her there. Kiba, you go with him, you can pierce the earth even better than he, but you might need his help when you reach the underworld. I know Naruto and Itachi, or that devil Hidan, have spirited Justice away. When you find her, tell her of Sasuke’s ill-treatment in ungrateful Konoha! No. I’m the one who made Konoha a misery by forcing such a Hokage on you and bringing those devils from the Akatsuki here alive. Well get you gone, my friends.”
They all gathered behind Sasuke as he started tying notes to cart full of kunai, arrows, and shuriken; a difficult task with only one hand.
“I fear he may be far gone,” Kakashi said.
“Humor him,” Suigetsu said.
Sasuke turned and saw them all still there.
“Ah! You’ve returned! Did you find her?”
“Naw, she’s not there,” Kiba said. “But all in the underworld will send you aid if you ask for it.”
“She’s not in the sea either,” Suigetsu said.
“But the animals say your best vengeance lie with your friends,” Jugo said. Shino said nothing.
“Ah, whatever. We don’t need the help of pagan gods. We shall solicit our ancestors.” Sasuke handed out the paper wrapped kunai and arrows. “That’s to Senju Hashirama, this to his brother Tobirama, this to Sarutobi Hiruzen, this to the lately departed Lady Tsunade. And here, this is to poor Gekko Hayate and this to your father Kakashi, Sakumo. To my father, Fugaku, and my mother, Mikoto, I’m sure they wish to see vengeance done on their first born son. Kakashi, send this to Namikaze Minato, Naruto’s discipline should be in his father’s hands, no? Come friends prepare to loose when I tell you. I swear there is not an ancestor left unsolicited. The Will of Fire itself will avenge us.” Sasuke stood in front of them and looked up at the heavens.
“Aim for the windows and balconies of the Hokage mansion,” Kakashi told them. “We’ll let Naruto know what his people think of him.”
“Loose!” Sasuke’s eyes were fastened to the night sky. “Ah, well done, well done. Kakashi, Kakashi, what hast thou done? See, see, thou hast shot off one of Taurus' horns!”
His friends continued to fire arrows and throw kunai and shrunken until there were none left in Sasuke’s cart. Sasuke laughed heartily. “Good, good! Replace all the stars with my letters! Knocked them all down that they might fall on their cursed heads!”
Ebisu came toward them. “What is this insol—”
“Ah! News from heaven!” Sasuke ran toward him. “What’s the news? What tidings? Shall the Will of Fire give us justice?”
“What are you on about?”
“Haven’t you come from heaven?”
“I’ve just come from a mission.”
“Where are you going?”
“To the Hokage to give my report.”
“Ah! Good, good. Can you deliver a letter for me?”
“I think you’ve delivered enough letters.”
“Can you?”
“If I must.”
Sasuke wrote out another letter and wrapped it around a kunai. “Give this to the Hokage. Bye!” Ebisu, stiff-backed, walked off to the Hokage mansion. Sasuke’s smile darkened. He spit where Ebisu had stood. “I know his ilk. He reeks of Kabuto. He’ll serve his master well until his master is replaced. He doesn’t see the man, just the rank. Let Naruto serve you well in return.” Recovering his good humor suddenly, he turned to his friends. “Come, let’s go home, my friends, we’re blocking traffic! Ha, ha!”
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I know that was mean to Ebisu, but I never liked him except for the fact Crispin Freeman does his voice in the English dub. I always figured Titus knew he was sending the clown to his death, so I gave Sasuke some kind of justification for not liking Ebisu and sending him to his death. I don’t like to think Titus was that stupid, he knew the clown would die. I could have cut the clown out like the Taymore film does, but I want Naruto to kill Ebisu. I’m evil. But that’s the right of a writer. *evil laugh*
“Now, friends, let’s see your archery and kunai skills. Suigetsu! It’s up to you to sound the sea, look for Justice there.” He gave Suigetsu a letter. “Give this to her when you find her. Shino! With your friends there, you must search the forest and find Justice. Jugo! Your strength means you must dig the earth to find her. Pierce the center of the earth and seek her there. Kiba, you go with him, you can pierce the earth even better than he, but you might need his help when you reach the underworld. I know Naruto and Itachi, or that devil Hidan, have spirited Justice away. When you find her, tell her of Sasuke’s ill-treatment in ungrateful Konoha! No. I’m the one who made Konoha a misery by forcing such a Hokage on you and bringing those devils from the Akatsuki here alive. Well get you gone, my friends.”
They all gathered behind Sasuke as he started tying notes to cart full of kunai, arrows, and shuriken; a difficult task with only one hand.
“I fear he may be far gone,” Kakashi said.
“Humor him,” Suigetsu said.
Sasuke turned and saw them all still there.
“Ah! You’ve returned! Did you find her?”
“Naw, she’s not there,” Kiba said. “But all in the underworld will send you aid if you ask for it.”
“She’s not in the sea either,” Suigetsu said.
“But the animals say your best vengeance lie with your friends,” Jugo said. Shino said nothing.
“Ah, whatever. We don’t need the help of pagan gods. We shall solicit our ancestors.” Sasuke handed out the paper wrapped kunai and arrows. “That’s to Senju Hashirama, this to his brother Tobirama, this to Sarutobi Hiruzen, this to the lately departed Lady Tsunade. And here, this is to poor Gekko Hayate and this to your father Kakashi, Sakumo. To my father, Fugaku, and my mother, Mikoto, I’m sure they wish to see vengeance done on their first born son. Kakashi, send this to Namikaze Minato, Naruto’s discipline should be in his father’s hands, no? Come friends prepare to loose when I tell you. I swear there is not an ancestor left unsolicited. The Will of Fire itself will avenge us.” Sasuke stood in front of them and looked up at the heavens.
“Aim for the windows and balconies of the Hokage mansion,” Kakashi told them. “We’ll let Naruto know what his people think of him.”
“Loose!” Sasuke’s eyes were fastened to the night sky. “Ah, well done, well done. Kakashi, Kakashi, what hast thou done? See, see, thou hast shot off one of Taurus' horns!”
His friends continued to fire arrows and throw kunai and shrunken until there were none left in Sasuke’s cart. Sasuke laughed heartily. “Good, good! Replace all the stars with my letters! Knocked them all down that they might fall on their cursed heads!”
Ebisu came toward them. “What is this insol—”
“Ah! News from heaven!” Sasuke ran toward him. “What’s the news? What tidings? Shall the Will of Fire give us justice?”
“What are you on about?”
“Haven’t you come from heaven?”
“I’ve just come from a mission.”
“Where are you going?”
“To the Hokage to give my report.”
“Ah! Good, good. Can you deliver a letter for me?”
“I think you’ve delivered enough letters.”
“Can you?”
“If I must.”
Sasuke wrote out another letter and wrapped it around a kunai. “Give this to the Hokage. Bye!” Ebisu, stiff-backed, walked off to the Hokage mansion. Sasuke’s smile darkened. He spit where Ebisu had stood. “I know his ilk. He reeks of Kabuto. He’ll serve his master well until his master is replaced. He doesn’t see the man, just the rank. Let Naruto serve you well in return.” Recovering his good humor suddenly, he turned to his friends. “Come, let’s go home, my friends, we’re blocking traffic! Ha, ha!”
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I know that was mean to Ebisu, but I never liked him except for the fact Crispin Freeman does his voice in the English dub. I always figured Titus knew he was sending the clown to his death, so I gave Sasuke some kind of justification for not liking Ebisu and sending him to his death. I don’t like to think Titus was that stupid, he knew the clown would die. I could have cut the clown out like the Taymore film does, but I want Naruto to kill Ebisu. I’m evil. But that’s the right of a writer. *evil laugh*