Ecchi no shachou

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Ecchi no shachou

Chapter 17: The power of Uke

Shikamaru didn't get it. Why Asuma insisted that it should be him…? He gave Asuma every information he had so why? He didn't want to be there and he didn't want to meet the boss… It was… troublesome, to say the least. He had briefly met Uchiha brothers some time ago when they were taking over the company but this time it was something totally different. This time there would be Hatake with them… Shikamaru wasn't made for stuff like that. All this shit he discovered in the last few days was far BEYOND troublesome and he had no idea how to talk about it with those guys. How do you tell people that someone is trying to royally fuck them over and has quite good chance of succeeding?

He wished Asuma was there at least to support him but he wouldn't be there. Shika would be alone with the boss and Uchiha brothers explaining how he had found the things that he shouldn't have access to. What to do? Asuma trusted him, that was for sure, but the boss? Shikamaru had heard some really strange stuff about the guy and thought of him as some serious and dangerous man, worse that both Uchiha brothers. Shika could always lie but Hatake-san was brilliant, that was another thing that Shikamaru was quite sure of. This guy would probably see through his lies. This meeting won't be just troublesome for sure. The best way would be to tell the truth and hope that Asuma will help him out of troubles… But sadly, Shikamaru knew that even though Asuma knew the boss and was one of his trusted people, THIS was a serious shit. He hacked everything he could to find the leak and back then he didn't even think of the consequences. He got caught up in the process… he got carried away… And Asuma wouldn't risk his own position to support him…

He stood in the hall leaning against the wall with his hands in his pockets. He was too nervous to sit down. Finally Shizune-san asked him to get in. His hands were sweating. Reluctantly he moved toward the opened double door. The room was just exactly what he expected – huge, with the glass wall and amazing view. Behind the desk in the centre of the room sat Kakashi Hatake. He seemed much younger than Shikamaru expected him to be and much, MUCH more intimidating. (He had an eye-patch for Kami's sake!) His gaze was sharp and cold. Shika was sure that the papers spread across the desk in front of him were covered with lists all his mistreats against the company's security system. He was screwed for sure.

In front of the desk were three comfy chairs. Two were taken by pale black haired figures, as serious and intimidating as the silver haired one on the other side. Shikamaru recognized them, he had met them before. He bowed and greeted all three of them politely before Shizune directed him to the only free seat in front of the desk – the one in the middle.

"Nara-san, do you know why you are here?"

"I'd rather not make any assumptions, Hatake-sama…"

Kakashi took one sheet of paper from his desk and handed it to Shikamaru. The younger man took it and just as he expected there was an affirmation of one of his assaults, with the exact time and everything else.

"I did it to find the leak."

Sasuke chuckled. "You just admitted your fault. You know that we could never prove that it was you."

"I gave you the data that I obtained in the last few days. This was the only way I could get to this so it's obvious that it was me and as I see from the stuff on this desk Hatake-san is well aware of that too."

Kakashi held back a smirk but nodded in confirmation. Sasuke would know about it too if he only chose to listen to his conversation with Itachi instead of reading messages from Naruto! Seriously, young people these days…

Shikamaru shuddered in fear seeing the scolding glare that Hatake sent to the younger Uchiha for his slip. If look could kill there would be only one Uchiha left in this world. So far this look just promised that the punishment would come later. To think that Shika used to find Sasuke intimidating! Sasuke was nothing in comparison to Hatake. This man was downright scary. He could probably ruin Uchihas with one phone call if he only felt like to. Messing with people like that wasn't troublesome… It was suicidal.

Kakashi was pleasantly surprised with Shika. The man wasn't trying to make a fool of Kakashi. He didn't try to lie his way out of this. He knew with who he was dealing with and he didn't underestimate his opponent. He knew he had no chance to win this fight. Asuma was right about this one. This boy was a treasure! He could be his second most brilliant founding of this month (Iruka would always be his No.1!). This was really interesting. Kakashi needed to test what the boy is made of. He needed to scare him a bit and see his reaction. Even Itachi thought it would be fun!

"So, Nara-san, do you often hack into the systems of my company or are you normally restricted to Uchiha?"
Shikamaru took a dep breath.

"Hatake-sama, Uchiha-san, I have never hacked the systems of any of your companies before the last week. I did it because Asuma-san had asked me to find a leak. I didn't even thought about asking for permission, and besides, 'they' would notice the changes in access restrictions. I wouldn't risk it."

"So…" Itachi spoke for the first time. "…you simply assumed that we wouldn't notice that someone hacked practically our whole system?"

Shikamaru gulped. This guy was almost as bad as Hatake.

"N-no… I simply didn't think about that. I concentrated on finding the guy you were looking for. I got caught up in the process. Once I started I couldn't take a break to obtain some permits… Uchiha-san, I'm not one of them!"

That was exactly what Kakashi aimed for! His plan was perfect! The kid held his guard but Kakashi had a few more aces up his sleeves!

That's when the door burst open and his lovely dolphin graced them with his charming presence!

"KAKASHI!" …the Temper Meter was already flaring with a huge 'warning' sign but it somehow always had an opposite effect on the silver haired genius.

Iruka was allowed to enter Kakashi's office at any time, always, and didn't have to announce himself nor knock. It was just one of those many unreasonable things that Kakashi insisted on. Iruka looked around and almost burst out laughing when a choir of four male voices said his name in perfect unison. Perfectly trained. To think that only one of them had been his student!

"Good morning class!"

He moved to the desk and put both his hand on Shikamaru's shoulders leaning his weight on the younger man.

"What are you guys up to? Shika, are you getting a promotion?"

Shikamaru was confused.

"N-no…"

Kakashi stood up abruptly frowning angrily at Shika.

"How the hell do you know MY Iruka?"

"Sit down, Kakashi!" The teacher voice plus angry scowl AND the index finger! Kakashi obediently sat down (but pouted!) because it was obvious that Iruka came here with some serious scolding and Kakashi just knew that it was about the present he had left on Iruka's desk…

Iruka ruffled Shikamaru's pony tail with affection.

"I know Shika since he was sixteen and tried to sleep through my every lesson! He used to be Naruto's classmate and then we worked together before you decided to take me away from Ebisu's team. He may look like a lazy ass but don't let him fool you. This kid is brilliant! Aside from that you can trust him with your lives!"

Kakashi's visible eye lit up. His gorgeous lover was friends with the brilliant kid! It was perfect! … Or not. Now he couldn't tease the kid because Iruka would yell at him for tormenting one of his dear students… Shit…

"This is so perfect, baby! Look! We were just going to promote him!" Kakashi's voice sounded… ridiculous. If Shikamaru was confused earlier now he was bewildered. He just couldn't believe that Iruka had just pulled his 'teacher voice' AND 'the finger' at the most powerful business tycoon in the country… and it worked! This man that almost made him piss in his pants a minute ago was now acting like puppy that pissed on the carpet and tried to avoid the punishment. This man was crazy! A puppy eye, Cyclops' style? Seriously?

But it was just a beginning. Once Shikamaru turned out to be 'a friend' all three previously intimidating men changed completely.

"So, you were Naruto's classmate? Interesting." Shikamaru turned to Sasuke that was now grinning at him but he also couldn't help but listen to what Itachi said to Iruka.

"Iruka, did you buy that house already? I'm sure Sasori would love to help you decorate it! He loved the way you danced with Diedara…"

"NO! No crazy artists! Iruka is going to decorate it all by himself!" Kakashi had it all planned from the beginning. He wanted Iruka to do everything that has anything to do with their future home, period.

Shikamaru was still speechless. Iruka knew this people! He knew Sasori, one of the most famous and expensive Japanese artists… And he seemed to know them all quite well! And he was buying a house? What the hell was going on here? Did Hatake just called Iruka "baby"? Maybe it was all just some really weird dream after all? Yes, he probably fall asleep on a park bench watching the clouds again… But why was he dreaming about Iruka?... troublesome.

"So…" Iruka's hands squeezed Shikamaru's shoulders in a silent demand of his attention. It felt a bit too real for a dream… "What are you guys up to?"

Oh, holy fucking shit! If Iruka finds out that he had ONCE AGAIN mindlessly hacked somewhere he shouldn't - that would be hell! Shikamaru did a quick calculation. The situation was tragic. Who could be his friend in this group? Earlier Hatake was his main enemy but now he seemed to be the best ally, because he apparently knew all too well what Iruka's wrath tasted like. It was time to check how smart this guy truly was.

Shikamaru loudly cleared his throat and when Kakashi looked at him curiously he glared at the papers scattered across the desk. For a moment there Kakashi was confused but caught on very quickly and answered Iruka's question.

"You see, Ruka, Nara-san went through our systems and helped us to determine who is stealing from our and Itachi's company! You're absolutely right about his intelligence. He did a great piece of work."

Kakashi's heart melted at the sight of Iruka's smile.

"Really? Shika, I'm so proud of you! I always knew that you were made for big stuff and that you can do them LEGALLY and to people's actual BENEFIT! Remember when you were constantly getting in troubles with hacking?"

Shikamaru's cheeks heated up. He was scared. Earlier when he was stressed his hands were sweating but NOW - so close to being exposed in Iruka's eyes – he was on the verge of breaking down and falling apart. It had to be some post-school teacher trauma…

"I always knew that someday you will be able to use your amazing skills in a good way!"

Shikamaru forced some painfully fake and nervous chuckle through his throat and started to pray for some positive result of this absurd situation.

"What do you got there, Iruka?" Itachi looked curiously at the shiny black box under Iruka's arm. It wasn't marked with any label but Itachi recognized it immediately anyway. His favorite watch was the same brand. It was awfully expensive even by his standards, but it was also worth its prize!

Iruka removed his hands from Shika's shoulders (To Kakashi's immense relief!) and took the box to his hands, blushing cutely. Itchi's eyes, mind, heart and dick may have been set exclusively on Deidara at the moment but he still appreciated the view. Iruka was very handsome.

"It's nothing, Itachi-san. It's just… just something Kakashi forgot at my office." He didn't want to talk about it in front of other people…. He needed to change the subject. "Sasuke! What happened to your hand?"

"Itachi wants to fuck Deidara so he lets him keep some rabid cat! And this…" A dreamy smile lighten the younger Uchiha's face. "…this ridiculous wrapping is my sweetheart's handiwork!"

Iruka laughed at Sasuke's dorky smile but covered it with a joke.

"Really? You let Naruto somewhere near your wound? I'm not sure if it's kind of sweet or just stupid…"

Shikamaru actually started to relax when suddenly some unbelievably awful song made everybody's eyes turn to Itachi.

Boom boom boom boom I want you in my room
Let's spend the night together from now until forever
Boom boom boom boom I wanna go kaboom
Let's spend the night together, together in my room…

Everyone looked at the older Uchiha as he pulled the phone out of his pocket. Even if Kakashi had seen Itachi blush before it had to be NOTHING like what he saw now because THIS was shocking! Itachi's face was all red and he looked like he was about to die. They were all completely stunned into silence disturbed only by the ridiculous song.

"Aniki… Aren't you going to answer Deidara's call?"

"You'll pay for this, ototou."

Itachi practically ran out of the room ignoring that the other men were rolling on the floor laughing. Even Nara chuckled softly truly amused. Iruka was the first to break it.

"Why did you set something so horrible for Deidara?"

"Oh come on, Iruka. Deidara's art is blowing up things, right (Itachi's lab mostly) and they did spent the other night together in Itachi's room… You have no idea how hard it was to find something like that! "

"I can imagine... So they finally slept together?"

"I don't know if they fucked. I guess they didn't, but to tell you the truth I have no idea why. It's beyond be! It's so clear that they both..."

Deidara's name pulled Shikamaru's mind out of its stupor.

"Deidara-san? The one who had made the fake bomb formula? You should keep an eye on him. They will want the rest of it even if you don't have it yet… It's all clearly said in those messages. I also think you should check all the mentioned buildings, especially the warehouse in Chiba. Three phone calls answered in the same location… I would call it a lead."

Kakashi nodded. "My people are already on it, Nara-san. And Itachi is doing his best to protect Deidara, but it seems harder than getting Iruka to hold hands in public so he will probably just end up dead…"

Shikamaru remembered this feeling very well from his high school days. It was dread. It was commonly associated with Iruka-sensei and even though it was kind of nostalgic Shikamaru certainly DIDN'T miss it.

Iruka moved, glaring daggers at his poor excuse of a boss and then taking advantage of the fact that Kakashi was leering at him lustfully he moved to Kakashi's side of the desk and grabbed the cursed little orange book from the shelf. Kakashi's eye widened and followed the book. Iruka smirked evilly and dropped it into the trash can. Kakashi had been looking solemnly at the book for a good minute before he raised his eye back up to meet Iruka's.

And so the sabre rattling begun. Iruka seemed to be daring Kakashi to take the book back and Kakashi seemed completely lost. He tried to glare at Iruka but it seemed so weak it was laughable. They both knew that he wouldn't dare. He provoked Iruka and he got punished. And now gods know why he was getting impossibly horny from all this staring! He was also well aware of what would happen if he ever, Kami forbid, dared to rebel against his dolphin. Iruka would be mad and surely refused to sleep with him and there was still the matter of that little gift and buying a house, not to mention spending the rest of their lives together, so… Kakashi couldn't afford to take any risks. Not now, not EVER! He was determined to keep Iruka so… his pride be damned. To confirm his capitulation he took the cup of unfinished coffee from the desk and poured its content onto the book. He turned his gaze away. He couldn't look…

"It was a copy with dedication…" He heard himself murmur to no one in particular. "...signed by author…"

Sasuke looked at Iruka with unhidden admiration. This man was his hero.

"You were saying, Kakashi?" He tried not to laugh. He always wanted to see something like this. Great Hatake Kakashi wrapped around the other man's little finger and totally henpecked. Priceless! He would be like Iruka one day! Forcing Naruto to do whatever he wanted!

But then Iruka's glare wiped the smirk from his face and he decided it's the best time to retreat.

"I got to go guys. It was nice meeting you, Nara-san! See you later!"

Sasuke fled almost as fast as his brother.

Kakashi was horny from the moment Iruka entered the room but after their glaring match his erection was almost painful. His assistant was officially the sexiest creature that had ever walked the face of Earth…

"Maa... Nara-san… We'll finish this conversation later, ok? Be here at three."

Shikamaru didn't need to be told twice. He wanted to run away since he stepped in to this damn office… or even before he did! He was gone in a second.

Iruka couldn't believe that this amazingly powerful man had submitted to him! And he did it so easily, without fight and without teasing. He did made fun of Iruka in front of Shikamaru but he seemed to regret it and backed out almost instantly. He even went as far as to spill coffee on his beloved book just to show submission! It was unbelievable! It didn't make any sense! And it turned Iruka on…

He blushed and swallowed loudly. He should feel bad about what he did but Kakashi somehow didn't seem to be mad at him. He looked more like he was going to devour Iruka! But was it even possible that he still wanted something after the morning round? Apparently so…

But it didn't matter because the weekend was over and they were once again just a boss and his assistant.

And they couldn't do anything in the office anyway, right…?

Kakashi's look was predatory. Iruka gulped wondering where all the bravado form before had gone.

"So... Shika is getting a promotion?"

Kakashi didn't answer. He just looked at Iruka so intently that the younger man started to have troubles with breathing regularly. His legs felt week and he had to lean on Kakashi's desk to stay upright. Maybe he did anger Kakashi after all...? Kakashi pushed himself away from the desk so Iruka could get a full view of his current state. The tent in his pants was more of a hangar at this point. He was incredibly well equipped (not just by Japanese standards). Iruka was really lucky. Mizuki never managed to reach the right places with his pitiful four inches…

Before Iruka managed to get lost in his own fantasies his one hand had been pulled forward and a moment later he found himself crushing 'the hangar' AND apparently 'the plane' too with his ass. He was sitting on Kakashi's laps facing the desk. Familiar hand rubbed over the front of his pants and he was too surprised to remember that he should at least try to be quiet at the office. Kakashi chuckled.

"That's my baby. Scream for me."

"Shut up, you idiot, STOP! We can't do that! Not here!"

"Why?"

"Aaah... Shizune will hear..."

"Good... It's her punishment for ogling you all the time!"

"Kakashi...!"

Kakashi pushed the chair back to the table to pin Iruka in case he tried to wriggle his way out of his embrace. He couldn't let him do it. He needed Iruka right NOW. With one hand he loosened Iruka's tie while the other one quickly opened his fly and dived in to pump his erection. Iruka moaned. This was bad. He knew that nothing would stop Kakashi at this point. He shouldn't have come here… His tanned hands gripped the desk as he tried as hard as he could to stay at least relatively quiet.

Soon the top of his shirt was unbuttoned and he felt sharp teeth nipping softly at his already abused shoulder and neck. Meantime a pair of skillful pale hands pulled his trousers down and while one hand caressed his testicles and pumped his length the other went to Iruka's mouth. The dolphin eagerly sucked on the offered fingers not only to lubricate them as much as he could but to stifle his own moans. After few minutes both hands were once again at Iruka's crotch caressing him and stretching his hole that was pretty much ready anyway.

He couldn't wait to feel Kakashi inside. He needed so much more than this…

"Please… Kakashi…."

"Anything you want baby… Anything you need…"

Kakashi lifted him for a second and Iruka felt the warm thick hardness pushing its way into his waiting insides, filling him and stretching slowly, touching in places that felt like they were made only to be touched... by him… Iruka shivered all over.

His feisty little dolphin felt great, like always or even better. Kakashi didn't mean to do it without any proper lubrication but Iruka provoked him with this power game and with his gorgeous brown eyes that screamed FUCK ME every time he got mad... Kakashi would be submissive in life if he only got to be dominant in bed... or in his office or limo and any other place where they were going to have sex.

When Kakashi started to move aggressively the chair moved too and Iruka's hands slid of the desk surface. Why the hell office chairs needed to have fucking wheels? Iruka's skin smelled incredible during sex and tasted even better. Not to mention how amazing it looked covered with a thin shin of sweat...

Ok, this wasn't the most comfortable position... Icha Icha officially SUCKS! Where did Jiraiya got those silly ideas? Did he ever even try half of that stuff he describes? That old perv...

Kakashi pushed his chair away from the desk. The carpet looked soft and inviting. Holding Iruka by his stomach he carefully moved them both to the floor and there, under the desk, he pounded into Iruka doggy-style fast and hard until the brunette's arms and legs finally gave in. Then he turned Iruka over and pulled up his legs. When he positioned them on his shoulders and thrust into his partner once again he heard the door open.

Sasuke discreetly peeked into Kakashi's office. Just as he expected his cell phone was still lying proudly on the chair he had been earlier occupying. Also just as he expected Kakashi and Iruka were already fucking... He sighed in resignation. He had no choice. He needed to set the lunch date with the dobe and... they were luckily hidden under the desk anyway, so...

"Don't mind me! I'm not listening! Just taking my phone! Have fun! See ya!"

And with that he left the room passing crying Shizune on his way to his office.

He called Naruto.

"Hey dobe, I got your message. You can calm down. I got your wallet. You just left it on the kitchen counter." Sasuke nicked the wallet from Naruto's jacket when the dobe was brushing his teeth in the morning.

"Really? I could swear I never took it out of my jacket pocket... damn... I'm so sorry. You had to go back home because of me. I'm hopeless..." Sasuke didn't really have to go back because he had the wallet with him the whole time of course.

"It was no problem, Naruto, really. You're perfect! Just come and get it and then... stay with me for lunch and we're even." The whole reason for Sasuke's efforts was Naruto's declaration that he would spent the lunch time on the campus.

"I guess I have no choice then. My driving license is this damn wallet... I'll be there soon. Bye!"

Nice! The goal achieved. Now he had to deal with just one more thing and he would be ready for a date with his sunshine!

…...

Sakura was genuinely surprised when on Monday morning she didn't find any walking papers on her desk. All this crying this weekend was for nothing! Can you believe it? The last Sunday was totally the worst day of her life. To think that on Sunday she thought the same about the Saturday... Oh well, it was all for nothing anyway! She cried the whole night over the fact that she wouldn't be able to work for Sasuke anymore but all is well that ends well, ne?

It's just that she was too happy to realize that 'it' didn't end yet.

"Sakura-san!"

That was weird. Ebisu-san didn't talk to her often.

"Sakura-sn, Uchiha Sasuke is requesting your presence at his office as soon as possible. Please at least try to act professional and don't compromise our team. Thank you."

Ebisu fixed his glasses and left. Sakura bleached. Maybe not all was well yet...

It was the first time she ever been in Sasuke's office and she hoped it wouldn't be the last. Sasuke has been sitting at his desk glaring daggers at her since she entered.

"Haruno-san, let's make it quick. I just managed to force a quick date on Naruto so just listen to and then give me your answer. I decided that firing you wouldn't be profitable for me. It would worry Naruto, made him sad and possibly angry at me. So, I found another solution. I will give you a promotion. You'll get much better pay and slightly higher position, just barely enough to call it an actual promotion. I think that would please my dobe."

"But..."

"I'm not finished! Yes, there IS a catch. You'll be transferred to Hokkaido. No, it's not because it's cold in there. It's because it's the furthest available location at the moment. I don't want you here and I believe I had already made myself clear in this subject. Before you even start thinking of going to Naruto to cry on his shoulder you must know that my power and connections go far beyond this company or corporation and I certainly won't hesitate to use them against you if you decide to stand on my way to happiness."

"Uchiha-san... This is crazy... Naruto can't make you happy..."

"DO YOU AGREE TO BE TRANSFERED OR NOT, Haruno?"

Sasuke stood up and leaned over the desk toward Sakura. His whisper was more like a hiss.

"I'm one step from getting rid of you for good right now..." Damn, he wasn't going to say it out loud... He should work on his temper... But on the other hand, it meant that he was already more like Iruka then he thought!

The phone on Sasuke's desk ringed. He was still looking at Sakura waiting for an answer.

"Your answer, Haruno."

"...yes..."

Sasuke smirked and picked up the phone.

"Uchiha-sama, Uzumaki-san is here. I'm him in, as you requested."

"Great!"

Naruto entered the room unceremoniously.

"Hey, teme! I'm... Sakura-chan!"

Naruto was as surprised as happy to see Sakura. He was genuinely worried that Sasuke might have been rude to her the day before.

"Sakura-chan, how are you? You made me worried yesterday when you hung up on me..."

Sasuke hated to be ignored but being ignored by Naruto was by far more irritating than anything else. He stepped from behind his desk, grabbed Naruto's collar and pulled him sharply closer to his face.

"Aren't you forgetting something, dobe?"

Naruto was confused for a moment.

"...uuum... My wallet?"

"Where's my kiss?"

"A kiss? Baby... don't be silly. You don't really expect me to kiss you in front of a lady...?"

So Sasuke took the matter in his own hands pulling Naruto into a mind blowing kiss. Then he pulled away first leaving Naruto completely disheveled, confused and kind of lightheaded.

"Hello to you too, Naruto. Now, you should hear the news. I just promoted your friend to be a group leader in one of our branches in Hokkaido! Isn't that great?"

"Really? Sakura-chan, that's GREAT!"

Naruto spread his arms ready to crush the pink haired girl in a bear hug, but... Sasuke would never let anything like that happen. He simply pulled Naruto away blabbering nervously about their plans for lunch.

"Right, I forgot we were supposed to have lunch together. Ne, Sakura-chan! Maybe you want to come with us? I promise to kick Sasuke under the table if he acts like an ass... What do you say, Sakura-chan? Wanna come?"

It was all there right in front of her eyes. Sasuke was right. Naruto really cared for her. He was a really good person and he would never do anything to purposefully hurt her. She tried to blame him for taking Sasuke away from her, but Sasuke wasn't really hers in the first place. Naruto probably had no idea that she even liked the younger Uchiha. He never payed attention to names and titles... And Sasuke... He seemed obsessed with the blond. They were complete opposites, like night and day but... Seeing them together she couldn't ignore that overwhelming impression that together they were perfect... There was no place for her in this story. She needed to retreat. Maybe going to Hokkaindo wasn't such a bad idea after all. Maybe the change of space would help her to move on. The only problem left was Naruto. Did she lost a friend? She hoped she didn't. She knew that Sasuke would be a wall between her and the blond from now on but she couldn't help but hope and believe that Naruto would break it, because it was just the way he was.

"Naruto... Thank you, but not today. Maybe some other time. I'm fine and I'm sorry for what I did the other day in your garage. I thought you were hurting Sa... Uchiha-sama... I... I'm sorry, Naruto. I wish you all the best. I have to go now. Goodbye."

…...

The afternoon was busy. Kakashi was called to Chiba, where his people had actually found some abandoned laboratory. Meanwhile Iruka went to look for a house for Kakashi to buy and settle down... He was checking the fourth when Kakashi called.

"Baby, did you find any house to your liking yet?"

Iruka hated it. He hated the fact that Kakashi asked him to look for this stupid house and it drove him crazy that this idiot wanted him to choose it! Why did he have to torment Iruka like that?

"No, I'm still looking. I've been to four already. I liked the first one the most but I think it was ludicrously overpriced so I..."

"Forget it! Just take the first one if you like it! I'll pay every prize!"

"But Kakashi..."

"Seriously, Ruka, take it! It's all right. I'm sure we can afford it. Just get the papers and bring them to our office. I'll be there in hour or so."

"But Kakashi, don't you want to see it first?"

"You showed me the pictures earlier. I remember it well. Besides, I trust you completely. Just buy it. I'll see you in an hour. Bye."

Kakashi hung up. What to do? What to do? His dolphin was sweet and caring. He would never abandon any living creature that has no home, right? He tapped his fingers nervously on the metal lab table. The screens were showing Deidara's unfinished formula. There was no doubt about what they had been working on before they left in a hurry leaving everything as it was. They didn't expect to be found. The Nara kid was really good. And Deidara's work... Wait a minute... DEIDARA! That's it. Kakashi dialed the number.

"Yo, Deidara, it's Kakashi."

"Hey, Kakashi, what's up, hn?

"I'm cool... Look, how did you convince Itachi to have a pet?"

"I didn't, yea. I just brought the cat in and the bastard didn't dare to say anything. Why do you ask?"

"I want to have a dog and I'm afraid that Iruka may say no..."

"Man you're whipped. Is it big?"

Kakashi looked up and patted the small pug's brown head.

"Why?"

"You know, big dog means big trouble so Iruka would probably took it better if the dog were small, yea? With the new house and all..."

Kakashi sighed.

"Well... Pakkun surely isn't big..."

"Good. It shouldn't be hard with Iruka anyway. He looks like someone who loves pets."

"Ma-ah... You're probably right, Dei. Thanks..."

…..…...

Exactly one hour later Kakashi entered Iruka's office.

"Sweetheart, did you buy the house?"

Iruka looked up. Kakashi once again had a bunch of roses in his arms so Iruka dropped his gaze quickly back to the files in front of him and pretended that he was reading something with big interest.

"Yes, Kakashi. The papers were all checked by lawyers and are now waiting on your desk."

"That's so great, Ruka! Here, I bought you flowers to celebrate it!"

"They're beautiful, Kakashi. Thank you. But that reminds me..."

Iruka stood up and took the black box from his desk. That was the initial reason why he stormed into his boss' office earlier this morning.

He removed the flowers from Kakashi's hands and replaced them unceremoniously with the said black object. Kakashi didn't tear his eye from Iruka's face. He didn't have to. He knew exactly what was in that box and even if he was henpecked he would not give up on this one. He would even force Iruka to wear this watch if he had to.

"What's the matter love, you didn't like the present?"

Iruka's heart throbbed at the sound of the "L" word….

"I can't keep it, Kakashi, and you know it. Just return it to the store."

Kakashi smirked and it was just too sexy to ignore it.

"I cannot do that, Ruka." And this serious voice that always made Iruka shiver.

"Then keep it for yourself or give it to someone else. I can't take it."

"Of course you can and you WILL because it's for you and no one else."

"This is ridiculous, Kakashi. I'm almost sure that just this box for its god damn logo is worth more than my monthly salary! Just return it to the store and let's not talk about this anymore."

Kakashi didn't mind being ordered around by Iruka but this… this was something he couldn't let go. This beautiful watch with a diamond dolphin had been custom made especially and only for Iruka and that was it. Without any warning he pinned Iruka to the desk. Iruka froze. That was the dangerous and serious Kakashi, intimidating business tycoon feared and respected. Iruka couldn't help but think that he shouldn't have thrown his book into the garbage.

When Kakashi was sure that Iruka wouldn't move he slowly opened the box, his eye not leaving Iruka's even for a moment. He took the watch and threw the box away. Just like his book earlier it ended up in a trash can. He saw fear in Iruka's eyes and he didn't like it. He kissed his lips but there was no reaction from the dolphin. This was bad. He let him win the power game earlier so why was Iruka acting like that? Kakashi didn't mean to scare him. His supremacy over Iruka was obvious. He was stronger, more powerful and rich but he didn't mean to use this to his advantage against Iruka. He wanted Iruka to know that it was him who was in power, not Kakashi.

"I can't return it to the store because it says here that it's yours. It says that someone who cares about you had bought it for you to show everyone around who you belong to, so please don't be difficult for once and just accept it."

Iruka blinked. He didn't understand. He wasn't comfortable in this situation. He had bought this goddamn house and now all he wanted was to get drunk and forget about his boss.

"Please, baby, just… take it. It's yours anyway. Please, do it for me. I'm sorry if I scared you but I don't want you to think that you can fight your way out of this one with your temper. You can't. You can make me do whatever you want and I'll be a good dog... I mean boy, but DON'T PUSH ME AWAY."

"I… I wasn't…"

"Yes you were. I want you to make up your mind. What does it say?"

Kakashi held the watch in front of Iruka's eyes. Earlier, when Iruka had found the present on his desk he though it's a box of chocolates or something. When he saw what it really was he was afraid to even touch something so expensive. He never saw what has been engraved on the bezel. He took the watch from Kakashi and read it out loud.

"It says: For my beloved dolphin…"

There was also a small henohenomoheji as a signature.

"Keep it, Ruka… Keep ME... Please…"

Kakashi pecked Iruka's cheek and then slowly lowered himself to his knees.

"Please, Ruka…"

Iruka couldn't wrap his mind around this… This was too much. He was confused and Kakashi was kneeling there… with his face in front of Iruka's crotch.

"Look, Iruka, I beg you on my knees…"

Kakashi's face was getting closer and closer to Iruka's fly but the brunette didn't even notice. He was still staring at the engraved letters, like hypnotized. He barely even felt as the perfect set of white teeth nipped the pull tab of his pants' zipper and pulled it down. Sharp nose nuzzled in the created gap and Kakashi hummed in content.

"Kakashi..."

"I'm helping you decide if you want to keep me…"

Pale hands quickly fished out Iruka's slightly throbbing manhood and Kakashi took it all into his mouth. He loved to do it to Iruka. Poor dolphin dropped the precious gift and clasped both his hands over his mouth. Not this again!

Kakashi hummed knowing how Iruka loved the vibration it caused. Iruka bit his hand to stifle the moan but Kakashi only sucked harder holding his hips in iron grip. Finally when Iruka started to feel his upcoming orgasm Kakashi's mouth abandoned his dick leaving it wet, cold and very lonely…

"Will you keep me Iruka?"

"Damn it, Kakashi… How can you say things like that…?"

Kakashi started to unfasten Iruka's belt and pants. Iruka couldn't wait. He didn't want a blow job. He wanted Kakashi. He always wanted him. He would agree to whatever the man asked of him if it meant that they could be together even for a short time.

"Keep me, Ruka. I'll be good… Just say yes. Say you want me Ruka…"

Iruka couldn't believe it. His legs trembled and he was afraid that he would fall.

"Yes…" Iruka whispered and before he knew what's going on he was lying on his back spread over the desk with his head in red roses, his pants around his ankles and his boss squirming between his trembling thighs.

"You're the best thing that had ever happened to me, Ruka…"

Iruka's trousers tangled around his ankles were very troublesome but Kakashi didn't want to waste any time on taking Iruka's shoes of and such. He simply pulled up the sexy tanned limbs and positioned himself in a way where he was completely trapped between them. He loved it.

Iruka was lying on his back with Kakashi trapped between his legs, slowly entering him. He whimpered softly pulling him closer. Maybe he was still kind of sore from earlier but he couldn't help but want Kakashi again. He was getting used to his size pretty quick. Pale hands moved his shirt up to his neck and begun to fondle both his nipples with quick teasing touches of middle fingers, pinching them once in a while.

First few thrusts were deep and slow. Kakashi pushed as far as he could and stayed like that for a moment slowly rolling his hips.

"Iruka… I'll never have enough of you… ….oh Ruka…"

He moved faster in and out but the thrusts were rather shallow, not allowing too much friction. Iruka moaned his name and tried to push him in deeper with his legs arching his back to adjust the angle. It was all for nothing. Kakashi had complete control over Iruka's pleasure and clearly refused to give it to his dolphin.

"Kakashi… faster…please."

"Ruka…"

Kakashi fastened but just barely, just to make Iruka moan and sweat a little more. Once Iruka turned into a pile of mush he once again slowed down.

"Iruka… my love… I want to move your things today."

"….aaaa… what..?"

"Your things, Ruka. I want to move them today. Right now."

"…what things, Kashi?... please…. Move…"

"All your stuff, to our new home… I need to move them today."

That actually registered in Iruka's hazy mind.

"What? What home? I… aaaah!"

Kakashi moved hard and fast. He needed to show Iruka how promising would be the perspective of living with him.

"You want to be with me, right… You said that you do. You said you'll keep me. We bought a house and we will be very happy together, you know?"

"Kakashi…"

"I'm here baby. I want you… I want to be with you all the time. You want me too, right?"

"Aaah…. Yes…"

Kakashi finally started to move just as Iruka wanted, angling his thrusts in just the right way. Iruka's thighs trembled. He was so close. Kakashi paused.

"KAKASHI!"

"Can I have a dog in our new home?"

"Kakashi! Move or I will strangle you! PLEEASE! …fuck…please…"

"Say yes."

"YES, you damn bastard… I hate you…" Kakashi smiled.

"I love you too, Ruka."

With that Kakashi resumed his expert movements earning a scream which he silenced with a searing kiss. Iruka kissed back, squeezing the scarecrow with his legs. He came hard with tears in his eyes completely forgetting that he was going to ask Kakashi to not cum in his ass in the office again…

Kakashi reaching his peak buried his face in Iruka's neck to muffle his pitiful whimpers. Iruka… His little heaven… was HIS. His Iruka… It sounded good. It sounded right. He leaned his weight on the warm trembling body below. It was perfect. He didn't want to get up or moving away. He could stay like that forever, buried deep inside the man he loved… He loved Iruka. He knew he did… It was obvious. He loved the way Iruka looked, he loved the way he smiled, talked and fought him, he loved Iruka's voice and smell… He smiled and licked Iruka's neck and ear… He loved how Iruka tasted. He loved how warm and inviting was his body. He loved how he frowned, how he ate and how wonderfully sexy he acted when Kakashi made love to him. He loved everything about Iruka so it was quite obvious that he probably was in love with the man. But it was alright now. It wasn't scary anymore because Iruka wanted him back. Iruka was going to keep him. He would deal with Kakashi's annoying habits and difficult personality because… Kakashi wasn't sure but… he suspected that Iruka loved him back.

Pale arms circled the smaller body and squeezed tightly. They kissed again.

"You love me too, don't you?"

Watery brown eyes were smiling up at him happily but also with a gleam of mischief and… something more, something very intense. He didn't answer.

"You do, don't you?... I know you do. You wouldn't put up with me if you didn't. You must be crazy in love with me if you want to sleep with me after I hit you with a car. And you agree to live with me even though you know how lazy and sloppy I am… You must be in love with me because you like me as I am. It must be love because I know I'm annoying..."

Iruka laughed and brushed his hand through Kakashi's silver mop of hair. Then he pulled one foot from his trousers, losing a shoe in the process.

"Yes, Kakashi."

"Yes, you do love me?"

"Yes, you ARE annoying."

Kakashi gasped and stood up letting Iruka to sit up. Iruka gently pushed him away and crouched to pick up his fallen watch.

"Annoying and lazy and extremely full of yourself."

Kakashi wasn't sure if he should believe Iruka's eyes or his words. The man was putting the watch on so… it was a good sign, right? Unless he was going to say: I'll keep the watch but you can fuck off…?

"So I really have no idea why I'm so crazy in love with you but I swear I'll keep you for as long as you will let me… Kakashi…."

Iruka wound his arms around Kakashi's neck and pulled him into a sweet kiss. They stood there, in Iruka's office, both with their pants down and Iruka with cum dripping out of his ass.

"You know, Kashi… I was going to buy you this house so you could settle down with some woman… and still stay around just… being there for you… I will always be there for you even if it hurts sometimes… Most of times…"

Kakashi pulled him close and crushed his lithe body in his strong arms.

"I won't let you hurt anymore. Never. You hear me? I've never been in a relationship before but I just know that you will make it work. Now we just need to move in to our new house."

"Why are you in such a hurry? You're up to something, aren't you?"

"…..no….?"

Iruka sighed and rubbed his forehead. He had Kakashi's cum sliding down his thigh… again.

"You're not coming anywhere near me without a condom."

Unexpectedly Kakashi frowned and got visibly angry.

"What? Why?"

"Try to wash cum out of your ass in the office restroom and you'll know why!"

"…oh…" Kakashi chuckled with a sheepish smile. "…I could help you, you know..."

"No, thank you! I must go home, take a shower and get change!"

They both cleaned their private parts tentatively with some tissues and headed to Kakashi's office to retrieve the documents necessary to make their new home theirs. Then they went straight to the garage where Kakashi's limo has been waiting. When Iruka knocked on the driver's window Genma almost died of cardiac arrest because Raido was just in the process of giving him a head…

They went to Iruka's place first and when Iruka had been taking a quick shower Kakashi made a call.

"Move them. I already sent you coordinates. We'll be there soon."

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T….B….C….This one was kind of long but I didn't know where to end it... There's more!

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