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Naruto › Het - Male/Female
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Kakashi's Complaints
“You know this really is a bite in the ass. I mean normally, I would be trying to get in your pants right now; but since I know it’s a lost cause no matter how hard I try; I’m not even motivated to get in your pants. And on top of that, I know that if I tried to get in your pants you wouldn’t let me because you would be too concerned for my health; but today is Tuesday…Tuesday Anko, and the rest of this week will be absolute hell.”
“Are you done?’ Anko said gazing over at a very pissed off Kakashi. She was reading the latest installment of Come Come Paradise.
“Yeah, I’m done.” He said letting out a long sigh.
“Okay, good because it’s you haven’t taken your pill today and since we’re in bed it may be a good opportunity for you to get some sleep.” Anko said putting her book down. She got up and went into the bathroom to get Kakashi’s pill that he had already resisted taking.
“Wait…come back here.” Kakashi said. Anko walked to his side of the bed. She was adorned in one of his t-shirts. She had pretty much taken most of them over as her loungewear.
“5 minutes…I bet I can do it for 5 minutes.” Kakashi said taking her hand.
“No you can’t. You can get really worked up in 5 minutes.” Anko said to him with pouting eyes.
“Okay…then let me…lick you.” Anko laughed and bit her lower lip.
“Yeah, that won’t work either; you have a tendency to ‘respond’ to that and that means your pulse increases.” Anko tried to pull free of his grasp to get his medicine.
“Okay, okay, hold on. How about…I kiss your arm.” Kakashi said lowering his head to her arm and kissing it.
“I suppose I can let you do that…but you’re on a time limit because if you work your way up too high then you’ll be tempted to move to my chest.” Anko said. She was going to make damn certain his pulse stayed at a constant 64 beats per minute and nothing higher. She wasn’t going to lose him now, not after feeling like she was going to lose him once. “Okay, you’re at my elbow, time’s up. Any farther and you’ll be trespassing on dangerous territory that could lead to sweating and increased blood flow to certain parts of your body.” Anko said winking and slipping out of his grasp. She happily pranced to the bathroom as Kakashi moaned in despair into the pillow. She felt sorry for him…after all they were both missing out. And they had planned on doing some freaky shit with shurikens, strawberry vodka, and a still camera. Anko returned with a glass of water and a pill. “Here’s let’s sit up and take this.” Anko said handing it to him. Kakashi reluctantly sat up and took the pill. He knew it would be only a matter of time before the drowsiness and the feeling of utter un arousal would set in.
“Anko rolled over and put her arms around him. She could feel Kakashi’s body sink back into hers. Her hands rested over his solid chest. She let her hands rub all over him.
“See, look…nothing…nothing, Anko. On a normal day, you’d already be growing on me…literally…but no I have fucking pills and blood from Iruka!” Kakashi paused for a moment.
“That’s it isn’t it! It’s Iruka’s blood! It’s not me….it’s Iruka that’s making me as soft as an ocean sponge! Kakashi proclaimed.
“Riiiiight….so what are you going to blame your temporary insanity on? Listen baby, you can’t get it up…no matter what I do to you can’t perform and I hate to tell you this but it’s not Iruka’s fault.” Anko said kissing his bare shoulder. Kakashi sighed.
“I haven’t been this pissed off since I was 13.” He buried his head in the pillow.
“You could get it up but couldn’t keep it up?” Anko asked.
“Exactly!” Kakashi moaned into his pillow. Anko smiled.
“Yeah, happens to the best of us.” Anko was rubbing his back. She knew all she had to do was let him bitch for the next 15 minutes and he would be out like a light. She thought it was funny to hear him so upset over not being able to fuck. You would have thought someone took away his pride…well I suppose someone did to a certain extent. But at any rate it was funny for her to lay there and listen to him use a hundred analogies a minute and try to persuade her into seeing how hard she would have to try to get it up.
Finally, after a few grueling minutes of Kakashi whining his ass off…he was asleep. Anko watched him; he was so peaceful when he was asleep. There was one thing in Kakashi’s favor after this incident and that was time off work. Of course, Anko still had to go in but she had agreed to call him and check in to see if he was doing anything stupid like running laps with Pakkun or chasing after Naruto. Anko rolled over and stared out the sliding glass door in the bedroom. She could see fireflies flashing out in the yard. She didn’t care that he couldn’t get it up, she only cared about being there beside him. She only cared that he was safe with her. She fell asleep quickly.
The next morning Anko woke before Kakashi, she got dressed to go into the Academy but as she was writing him a note in the kitchen he walked in on her.
“Hey, I’m getting ready to leave, as you can see from this memo that I no longer need to leave for you.” Anko kissed him. He still looked half asleep and the truth was he probably was still half asleep. Kakashi had his hands wrapped around Anko’s legs…the legs he loved so much.
“I need you to do something for me.” He said putting his head on her shoulder.
“I’m not giving you a hand job; you’ve already tried to talk me into that this week and we both know it won’t work anyway” Anko said as she stroked his gray tresses.
“No it’s not that…but I wish it was. On your way home today, I need you to go to the market and get some groceries and we’re completely out of beer, so get some more beer too.” Kakashi said.
“You can’t drink right now.” Anko insisted.
“Yeah, but when I can…you and I will be pretty trashed so go ahead and restock.” Anko laughed.
“Okay, what groceries do you wan me to get?” Anko asked getting ready to write it all down.
“Bread, milk, apples, uuhh…chicken or something for tonight, rice, celery, and whatever else you think we need. That’s all I can think of right now.” Kakashi let go of her legs.
“Okay, I’ll be a little late coming home. You take your medicine today and sleep. You can eat that stuff from last night for lunch today.” Anko said. She kissed him sweetly before she picked up her bag to leave. “I love you, behave yourself today.”
“I will, I’m going to clean this kitchen up and lay on that couch and be impotent the rest of the day.” Kakashi said with disgruntlement. Anko laughed. She went out the door and headed for the academy.
“Are you done?’ Anko said gazing over at a very pissed off Kakashi. She was reading the latest installment of Come Come Paradise.
“Yeah, I’m done.” He said letting out a long sigh.
“Okay, good because it’s you haven’t taken your pill today and since we’re in bed it may be a good opportunity for you to get some sleep.” Anko said putting her book down. She got up and went into the bathroom to get Kakashi’s pill that he had already resisted taking.
“Wait…come back here.” Kakashi said. Anko walked to his side of the bed. She was adorned in one of his t-shirts. She had pretty much taken most of them over as her loungewear.
“5 minutes…I bet I can do it for 5 minutes.” Kakashi said taking her hand.
“No you can’t. You can get really worked up in 5 minutes.” Anko said to him with pouting eyes.
“Okay…then let me…lick you.” Anko laughed and bit her lower lip.
“Yeah, that won’t work either; you have a tendency to ‘respond’ to that and that means your pulse increases.” Anko tried to pull free of his grasp to get his medicine.
“Okay, okay, hold on. How about…I kiss your arm.” Kakashi said lowering his head to her arm and kissing it.
“I suppose I can let you do that…but you’re on a time limit because if you work your way up too high then you’ll be tempted to move to my chest.” Anko said. She was going to make damn certain his pulse stayed at a constant 64 beats per minute and nothing higher. She wasn’t going to lose him now, not after feeling like she was going to lose him once. “Okay, you’re at my elbow, time’s up. Any farther and you’ll be trespassing on dangerous territory that could lead to sweating and increased blood flow to certain parts of your body.” Anko said winking and slipping out of his grasp. She happily pranced to the bathroom as Kakashi moaned in despair into the pillow. She felt sorry for him…after all they were both missing out. And they had planned on doing some freaky shit with shurikens, strawberry vodka, and a still camera. Anko returned with a glass of water and a pill. “Here’s let’s sit up and take this.” Anko said handing it to him. Kakashi reluctantly sat up and took the pill. He knew it would be only a matter of time before the drowsiness and the feeling of utter un arousal would set in.
“Anko rolled over and put her arms around him. She could feel Kakashi’s body sink back into hers. Her hands rested over his solid chest. She let her hands rub all over him.
“See, look…nothing…nothing, Anko. On a normal day, you’d already be growing on me…literally…but no I have fucking pills and blood from Iruka!” Kakashi paused for a moment.
“That’s it isn’t it! It’s Iruka’s blood! It’s not me….it’s Iruka that’s making me as soft as an ocean sponge! Kakashi proclaimed.
“Riiiiight….so what are you going to blame your temporary insanity on? Listen baby, you can’t get it up…no matter what I do to you can’t perform and I hate to tell you this but it’s not Iruka’s fault.” Anko said kissing his bare shoulder. Kakashi sighed.
“I haven’t been this pissed off since I was 13.” He buried his head in the pillow.
“You could get it up but couldn’t keep it up?” Anko asked.
“Exactly!” Kakashi moaned into his pillow. Anko smiled.
“Yeah, happens to the best of us.” Anko was rubbing his back. She knew all she had to do was let him bitch for the next 15 minutes and he would be out like a light. She thought it was funny to hear him so upset over not being able to fuck. You would have thought someone took away his pride…well I suppose someone did to a certain extent. But at any rate it was funny for her to lay there and listen to him use a hundred analogies a minute and try to persuade her into seeing how hard she would have to try to get it up.
Finally, after a few grueling minutes of Kakashi whining his ass off…he was asleep. Anko watched him; he was so peaceful when he was asleep. There was one thing in Kakashi’s favor after this incident and that was time off work. Of course, Anko still had to go in but she had agreed to call him and check in to see if he was doing anything stupid like running laps with Pakkun or chasing after Naruto. Anko rolled over and stared out the sliding glass door in the bedroom. She could see fireflies flashing out in the yard. She didn’t care that he couldn’t get it up, she only cared about being there beside him. She only cared that he was safe with her. She fell asleep quickly.
The next morning Anko woke before Kakashi, she got dressed to go into the Academy but as she was writing him a note in the kitchen he walked in on her.
“Hey, I’m getting ready to leave, as you can see from this memo that I no longer need to leave for you.” Anko kissed him. He still looked half asleep and the truth was he probably was still half asleep. Kakashi had his hands wrapped around Anko’s legs…the legs he loved so much.
“I need you to do something for me.” He said putting his head on her shoulder.
“I’m not giving you a hand job; you’ve already tried to talk me into that this week and we both know it won’t work anyway” Anko said as she stroked his gray tresses.
“No it’s not that…but I wish it was. On your way home today, I need you to go to the market and get some groceries and we’re completely out of beer, so get some more beer too.” Kakashi said.
“You can’t drink right now.” Anko insisted.
“Yeah, but when I can…you and I will be pretty trashed so go ahead and restock.” Anko laughed.
“Okay, what groceries do you wan me to get?” Anko asked getting ready to write it all down.
“Bread, milk, apples, uuhh…chicken or something for tonight, rice, celery, and whatever else you think we need. That’s all I can think of right now.” Kakashi let go of her legs.
“Okay, I’ll be a little late coming home. You take your medicine today and sleep. You can eat that stuff from last night for lunch today.” Anko said. She kissed him sweetly before she picked up her bag to leave. “I love you, behave yourself today.”
“I will, I’m going to clean this kitchen up and lay on that couch and be impotent the rest of the day.” Kakashi said with disgruntlement. Anko laughed. She went out the door and headed for the academy.