Akatsuki Maddness

Matches, Deaththreats, Card games, Kakuzu being drunk enough not to know what his Iron Sand technique is and Itachi dies again and Zetsu attacks Kisame.......Hell it sounds like another normal series of Akatsuki Maddness. Enjoy. =^.^=

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: *closes eyes* Not looking.
Zetsu: *what she said*
Tobi: *sweat drop*
Hoshiko: *dededoo*

Hidan: .....
Kisame: >< Itachi-kuuunn!! *whimpering whine*
Kitsune: ^^ *I'm glad you agree*
Deidara: *pats Tobi* You're a good boy aren't you Tobi un?
Sasori: *takes a moment to breath right as someone screams and dies horribly on the tv* Dude.....

Kakuzu: I need to kill something... *stands on a bug* ahh... there we go.
Itachi: *eyes closed and hands over ears* No no no no no!!!
Zetsu: *but of course*
Tobi: *doom* No... Tobi played with matches...
Hoshiko: *chuckles* I'm glad I didn't miss this part...

Hidan: *stubs out cigarette* Better hope that wasn't a Aburame's pet. *smirk*
Kisame: Waaahhh!! Itachi-kuuun!! *grabs Itachi around the waist*
Kitsune: :3
Deidara: *twitch* >< Tobi, I'm not going to yell un. I'm not going to scream un. But if you don't hand me those matches right now I'm going to strangle you with your own intestines un.
Sasori: Hai. *tilts head* Think I could try that on Hidan later?

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: *still not looking or listening* No no no!!!
Zetsu: :P
Tobi: O__O *hands matches*
Hoshiko: Sounds like a plan *evil grin*

Hidan: ......I was joking.....
Kisame: Itachi-kuuun!! *shakes him wildly* Answer me Itachi-kuuun!! ><
Kitsune: *there better be tongue XD*
Deidara: *takes matches* Now you're a good boy un. A good boy who isn't going to get himself strangles with his own guts un.
Sasori: *evil grin*

Kakuzu: Good...
Itachi: *still not looking/listening* No no no!!
Zetsu: *lol*
Tobi: Yay! ^^ Tobi loves life!
Hoshiko: *plotting something evil*

Hidan: *shivers*
Kisame: Grrrr.....*picks Itachi up and throws him into the lake* Teme. *sniff*
Kitsune: ^^
Deidara: *nods* Un.
Sasori: *ditto in that department too*

Kakuzu: What?
Itachi: *sinks to the bottom*
Zetsu: ^^
Tobi: :3
Hoshiko: *evil grin*

Hidan: I'm.....not sure but I just had this feeling......like someone was plotting against me.
Kisame: *wiping his eyes* I'm not going after him........*lips tremble*.....Itachi-kun?........Nope, not helping......*eyes the water worridly*
Kitsune: ^^
Deidara: :3
Sasori: Hehehe....*dark chuckle*

Kakuzu: ...Hahahahaa...
Itachi: *bubbles*
Zetsu: ^^
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: *rubs hands together and snickers*

Hidan: *shudders* Sweet Jashin, I just had it again. O.o
Kisame: *snap* I'M COMING ITACHI-KUN!! *dives in*
Kitsune: =^.^=
Deidara: ^^ Wanna play snap un?
Sasori: *evil grin* *someone else get's killed on tv* O.O ......Oh, that was a good one.

Kakuzu: ...What could it be...
Itachi: *bubbles*
Zetsu: Hehe ^^
Tobi: Tobi likes snap! but Deidara-senpai gets angry if he looses and blows me up O__O
Hoshiko: *laughing* Nice!

Hidan: .......*gloom*.......It could be that fox, you know how she likes to use me as target practice sometimes.
Kisame: *grabs Itachi and swims for surface*
Kitsune: Che....*smooch*
Deidara: I know un. *sigh* I promise not to blow you up as long as you promise not to throw a fit again about my mouth hands slobbering you un.
Sasori: *crunching noises, scream* Excellent.

Kakuzu: Don't worry Hidan! You won't die!
Itachi: *bubbles*
Zetsu: :3
Tobi: Deal! ^^
Hoshiko: >:3

Hidan: Point. I don't even know what I'm worried about. ^^
Kisame: *pulls Itachi out of the water* .......Itachi-kun?
Kitsune: :3
Deidara: Hai un. *pulls out Akatsuki cards and deals before placing a card on the ground* ^^
Sasori: >:3

Kakuzu: Now... if they plotted against me, that would be a problem.
Itachi: Hai?
Zetsu: Heh
Tobi: Yay! *puts a card down*
Hoshiko: I'm tired...

Hidan: Yeah, you could always use your iron sand though.
Kisame: ........You alright?
Kitsune: You're so cuddly.
Deidara: *puts down card*
Sasori: I'll make sure you don't drown if you want to fall asleep.

Kakuzu: Iron... sand?
Itachi: Hai.
Zetsu: I know :3
Tobi: *puts down a card*
Hoshiko: Arigato Sasori *smooch*

Hidan: Er.......dude, it's one of your techniques.....
Kisame: Good.
Kitsune: Modest teme too aren't ya? ^^
Deidara: *puts card down*
Sasori: :3

Kakuzu: ...Oh yeah...?
Itachi: Hai... *faints*
Zetsu: Puurrr...
Tobi: *puts down a card*
Hoshiko: ^^

Hidan: ......You're drunk aren't you?
Kisame: *sweatdrops* Hehe....Crap.
Kitsune: :3 *licks*
Deidara: *puts card down*
Sasori: ^^

Kakuzu: N- I mean... yes...
Itachi: *fainted*
Zetsu: Purrrr
Tobi: *puts down a card*
Hoshiko: *falls asleep* Zzzzz...

Hidan: .....You were hiding sake from me? You bastard.
Kisame: Hmm.....*pokes*
Kitsune: *deviant grin and tail wag*
Deidara: *puts down card*
Sasori: *kiss on top of head, keeps watching movie*

Kakuzu: Err... Hai?
Itachi: *twitch*
Zetsu: Huh?
Tobi: *sweat drops and puts down a card*
Hoshiko: Zzzz...

Hidan: I repeat....Bastard.
Kisame: This is worse then when Kit taught Dei-chan how to use Sexy no Jutsus.
Kitsune: *pounce* ^^ *snuggles*
Deidara: *puts down another card* Hm?
Sasori: *watch*

Kakuzu: :3
Itachi: *twitch*
Zetsu: Ahh! *is pounced*
Tobi: *puts down another card* It's not going anywhere...
Hoshiko: Purrrr... zzz...

Hidan: Hn.
Kisame: *sigh*
Kitsune: *wags tail* My cannibal plant-man. :3
Deidara: Hai un. *places down same card as Tobi's card* .........SNAP UN!!
Sasori: ^^

Kakuzu: Hn.
Itachi: *stops moving*
Zetsu: ^^
Tobi: Oh no! ):
Hoshiko: Zzzz...

Hidan: Hn.
Kisame: .........
Kitsune: ^^
Deidara: *stops* Tch. Fine un. You take them un.
Sasori: *watching murder* Must try that out on Hidan later.

Kakuzu: I want some more Dango... *wonders off*
Itachi: *still not moving*
Zetsu: Hehe
Tobi: Iie Deidara-senpai one them fair and square. Tobi will just have to try harder. *places down card*
Hoshiko: *one eye open* Hai...

Hidan: .....*follows*
Kisame: *walks off and sits near Kit and Zetsu*
Kitsune: *giggles* ^^
Deidara: Hai un. *places down a card*
Sasori: You awake?

Kakuzu: One dango please.
Itachi: *stops breathing*
Zetsu: Errr... Kisame-san? Itachi's chest has stopped movin'...
Tobi: ^^ *places card*
Hoshiko: Hai... just a little snooze... *stretches*

Hidan: Same.
Kisame: Nani? *looks* OH MY KAMI ITACHI-KUN!! *grabs Kit and runs over* I'LL SAVE YOU!!
Kitsune: Eh? Nani? *dropped on Itachi* Oi, baka shark what's the meaning of this?
Kisame: SAVE HIM!! ><
Kitsune: F--k you and the horse you road in on. *goes to stand*
Kisame: *all fangs and sword* I kinda like the taste of fox, where to start carving?
Kitsune: O.O Okay.......*mouth to mouth with Itachi*
Deidara: *places card*
Sasori: Oh, better now?

Kakuzu: *eats Dango* Itachi died again...
Itachi: *chokes* ARGH!!!
Zetsu: O___O'
Tobi: *places down card*
Hoshiko: Hai... *sleepy snuggle*

Hidan: I swear he does that more then me.
Kisame: *sweatdrop*
Kitsune: Ew.....Uchiha-germs.....*sticks out tongue*
Deidara: *places card down*
Sasori: ^^

Kakuzu: xD
Itachi: Eww... fox... *scrapes tongue*
Zetsu: *sweat drop*
Tobi: *places down a card exactly like Deidara's* SNAP!!
Hoshiko: Hehe...

Hidan: XD
Kisame: Er.....
Kitsune: *scrambles away* Zetsu-koi.......make his cooties go away....*slumps against Zetsu and mumbles into his chest*
Deidara: Ga! 8D .......Nice un. *places card down*
Sasori: *snuggles back*

Kakuzu: *eats Dango*
Itachi: *drinks some water nearby* Eww...
Zetsu: Errr... *pats Kit*
Tobi: ^^ *puts down a card*
Hoshiko: Puurrr~

Hidan: *drinks tea*
Kisame: Itachi-kun, she just saved your life....
Kitsune: Hn. *goes to Kisame and hugs him* Itachi-kun is so mean.
Kisame: *hugs back* Oi, oi, it's alright.
Deidara: He better be careful Zetsu-kun might hurt him un. *puts down card*
Sasori: ^^

Kakuzu: *eats Dango*
Itachi: You're right... but still...
Zetsu: *grr*
Tobi: Hai *places down card*
Hoshiko: :3

Hidan: Seems Itachi survived. *drinks*
Kisame: *still hugging Kit* She's not that bad Itachi, at least she's not like some of those other fangirls.
Kitsune: Aww......Arigato Kisame-kun. ^^
Deidara: *card down* Wanna place bets un?
Sasori: :3

Kakuzu: Hai...
Itachi: True...
Zetsu: *growling*
Tobi: About? *places down card*
Hoshiko: Aww... the movies over... and I'm starting to look like a prune! *holds up hands*

Hidan: *drinks*
Kisame: *rubs back* So don't over react when she saves your life.......again.
Kitsune: ^^
Deidara: If Zetsu beats up Kisame-kun un. *card down*
Sasori: Now this is why I don't miss skin. We can always move to laying on the rocks while watching the other one.

Kakuzu: *eats*
Itachi: ...Kiss ass...
Zetsu: *growling still*
Tobi: Oh *puts card down* I'm gonna bet he snaps...
Hoshiko: Hai! ^^ *gets up and puts another DVD on, then goes and sits on the rocks with a towel around herself*

Hidan: *drinks*
Kisame: ^^ On occasions.
Kitsune: *spidey sense* *looks over at Zetsu* Uh oh....
Deidara: *stops playing to watch instead*
Sasori: *climbs out and wraps a towel around waist before sitting on rocks*

Kakuzu: *eats*
Itachi: Not a good thing Kisame-teme
Zetsu: *growling gets louder*
Tobi: *same as Deidara*
Hoshiko: *grins as movie starts*

Hidan: *drinks and watches the group*
Kisame: ..........Eh? *looks down at Kit then over to Zetsu* .........*looks down, up, down, up* It's.......um....not what it looks like?
Kitsune: *sweatdrops*
Deidara: *smirks*
Sasori: This should be good. *wraps arm around Hosh's waist reclining on rocks*

Kakuzu: *stops to watch*
Itachi: *sighs*
Zetsu: *hisses and pounces Kisame*
Tobi: Tobi wins.
Hoshiko: *lays back too*

Hidan: *drinks* ........*smirk*
Kisame: Gah! *tries to fight Zetsu off*
Kitsune: *was dropped* O.o ?!
Deidara: ^^ Un.
Sasori: *someone dies* ^^ *snuggle*

Kakuzu: Hehe...
Itachi: *sweat drops and walks off*
Zetsu: *trying to strangle Kisame*
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: :3

Hidan: Now this is entertainment.
Kisame: *choking* No.......gak.......fair! You.....gak......have vines......gak! *trying to fight back*
Kitsune: *sweatdrop*
Deidara: ^^
Sasori: :3

Kakuzu: Hey Itachi...
Itachi: Hey.
Zetsu: Grrr!
Tobi: *sweat drops* Zetsu-san?
Hoshiko: *happy sigh*

Hidan: .....
Kisame: *trying to crawl away* Gaa.......!!
Kitsune: *dusts off cloak*
Deidara: *places hand on Tobi* Iie, don't get involved un.
Sasori: ^^

Kakuzu: Nice day eh?
Itachi: Is it... it just seems like another day to me.
Kakuzu: *sweat drop*
Zetsu: Grrrrrrr!!!
Tobi: *sits down* Okay.
Hoshiko: *gore and stuff* Nice...

Hidan: .....
Kisame: *screaming and such*
Kitsune: *straightening hair*
Deidara: Good boy un.
Sasori: Defiently.

Kakuzu: Don't you think you should help him?
Itachi: *dusts self off* He tried to drown me.
Kakuzu: Yeah... but if he dies then you'll be partnered with someone else...
Itachi: O__O HOLD ON KISAME-SAN! *jumps on to Zetsu*
Zetsu: *struggleing* GRGRGRGRG!!!
Tobi: *watches*
Hoshiko: Hai ^^

Hidan: This is gonna be good.
Kisame: O__o Gah! *choke, cough all that good stuff*
Kitsune: I would help but....I think I might just make it worse for some reason, ne?
Deidara: Proberly, you know how Zetsu-kun gets un.
Sasori: ^^

Kakuzu: Hai
Itachi: *trying to get Zetsu off*
Zetsu: *trying to get Itachi off and kill Kisame*
Tobi: ...
Hoshiko: *snuggle*

Hidan: ^^
Kisame: *trying not to die and get away from Zetsu*
Kitsune: Hmm. *grabs Deidara* Help him! *shoves him into pileup*
Deidara: Uuunn!! >< *tries to strangle Kisame*
Kitsune: *sweatdrop* I ment help get Zetsu off him DeiDei.
Deidara: Oh......*grabs Zetsu instead* >< He's really strong un!!
Sasori: *huffs* They're making quiet a bit of noise aren't they? *turns movie up*

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: Nnnnnn
Zetsu: NNNNNN!!!
Tobi: ...
Hoshiko: Argh... *gets up and hops on to the fence* WILL YOU SHUT UP?!? WE'RE TRYING TO WATCH A MOVIE!!!
Zetsu & Itachi: *stops* O___O' YES MA'AM!

Hidan: *snerk*
Kisame: *twitching pile of sushi*
Kitsune and Deidara: *grab Zetsu and try to pull him away*
Sasori: Have I ever mentioned I love you?

Kakuzu: *snerk*
Itachi: Sorry Hoshiko-sama!!! *drags Kisame away*
Zetsu: Hai hai! *is dragged by Deidara and Kitsune*
Tobi: *snerk*
Hoshiko: That's what I thought! *hops back down and gives a peace sign* Once or twice :p

Hidan: They were so told.
Kisame: O__o *sushi*
Kitsune: *pulls Zetsu to her chest and pets his head* Zetsu-koi?
Deidara: *sits back down beside Tobi* What are you smirking at un?
Sasori: Make it a couple of times then. ^^

Kakuzu: Hai, Hoshiko can be one scary lady.
Itachi: *pulls out First Aid Kit*
Zetsu: *purs*
Tobi: They got told...
Hoshiko: ^^ *snuggles*

Hidan: That's a fact.
Kisame: O__o *still sushi*
Kitsune: *realises he has his face in her clevage* ...... =^.^=
Deidara: Hai, that they did un.
Sasori: *kiss, relaxand keeps watching movie* Much better now.

Kakuzu: Hai.
Itachi: *starts to attempt to heal Kisame*
Zetsu: *blushes but purrs*
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: Hehe *more snuggle*

Hidan: *nods, then turns back to his tea*
Kisame: *a little less sushi*
Kitsune: Puuurrr.......^^
Deidara: See, this is why I rarely ever annoy her un.
Sasori: :3 *snuggles*

Kakuzu: *eats more Dango*
Itachi: *still healing*
Zetsu: *still purring*
Tobi: Tobi understands your point...
Hoshiko: *kiss* Chu~

Hidan: More tea. *drinks*
Kisame: *still sushi*
Kitsune: *still petting*
Deidara: I know you do un.
Sasori: ^^

Kakuzu: *has a drink*
Itachi: *heals*
Zetsu: *purs*
Tobi: Tobi hates it when Hoshiko is mad ><'
Hoshiko: We're almost done... after the movies what to you want to do? *suggestive grin*

Hidan: *drinks*
Kisame: *sort of regaining conciousness*
Kitsune: ^^ .......You know.....you beat him pretty badly. *keeps petting*
Deidara: Hai un.
Sasori: You minx you. *grin*

Kakuzu: *drinks*
Itachi: *still healing*
Zetsu: I know ^^
Tobi: -__-
Hoshiko: *grin*

Hidan: *drinks*
Kisame: *being healed*
Kitsune: ^^ Just making sure.
Deidara: Why do you think Kit-chan and I hang out alot un?
Sasori: Hehe...

Kakuzu: *eats*
Itachi: *healing*
Zetsu: ^^
Tobi: Hoshi-san isn't that bad, but Tobi thinks Kitsune is less evil...
Hoshiko: *purrsssss* It's finished...

Hidan: .....*drinks*
Kisame: Te.....*starting to come around*
Kitsune: :3 *snuggle*
Deidara: Don't let her hear that she can be nasty when she needs to be un. *whispers* But yeah she's the lesser of two evils un. ^^
Kitsune: You talking about me?
Deidara: *back to Kit* O.O Iie un.
Sasori: *smirk*

Kakuzu: *eating* Man I need to go on a diet or something...
Itachi: *still healing*
Zetsu: ^^
Tobi: Iie! o__o
Hoshiko: Wanna watch the other one or...?

Hidan: I didn't want to say anything....but you are getting a little round in the middle Kakuzu. *drinks tea*
Kisame: *twitches* Nnn.....
Kitsune: Oh, okay then. *continues to snuggle Zetsu* Koibito, how come you never act like that when DeiDei-chan hugs me or such?
Deidara: *fearful hackels raised* O.O .....Don't ask him that un.
Sasori: How about we watch the other and then.......*sly grin*

Kakuzu: *stops eating and starts to drink*
Itachi: *still healing* Kami Kisame... wake up already!
Zetsu: I have a feeling Deidara-chan is an Uke...
Tobi: O___O
Hoshiko: *grins and puts on saw 3* *in head* Hurry up hurry up ><

Hidan: *gets another cup of tea*
Kisame: *opens one eye* Is Zetsu-kun calm now?
Kitsune: *kisses Zetsu on top of the head* :3
Deidara: *deep blush* ><
Sasori: *snuggle* ^^ *enjoys angst of others*

Kakuzu: *stops*
Itachi: Hai.
Zetsu: *grin*
Tobi: What's an Uke?
Hoshiko: *sighs and enjoys movie*

Hidan: *looks sideways at Kakuzu whil drinking*
Kisame: Phew. *sits up*
Kitsune: Well you see Tobi-kun when two people are......
Deidara: *slams hand over Kit's mouth* Iie un!! Don't tell him what a uke is un!! ><
Kitsune: Hhhmmmhmhm. O.O
Deidara: Oh......*pulls hand away and smiles* Gomen un.
Sasori: ~Chu ^^

Kakuzu: I ate too much...
Itachi: *sighs and packs up*
Zetsu: Man on man Tobi...
Tobi: Man on ma-? Oh! Like when a Woman and a Man do it! But only... the Woman is a Man?
Zetsu: Hai...
Tobi: Deidara-senpai... how does that work?
Hoshiko: *snuggles*

Hidan: If you're going to be sick the bathroom is that way. *points and drinks*
Kisame: *rubs gills* That bastard almost killed me....and I thought I was the territorial one....
Kitsune: Go on DeiDei-chan, tell him. ^^ *snicker*
Deidara: *dying of embarresment* Iie un.
Kitsune: Then I'm just not going to hang out with you.
Deidara: *gloom* Hai un. *grabs Tobi and drags him a few feet away before whispering in his ear*
Sasori: *huggles*