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Boredom
A/N: took a little longer, but I was... umm... let's say I was finding myself and leave it at that, mmkay? Replies!
Tokyo-Princess: xDDD glad you liked the whole 'let us copulate'-thing. I was sitting on a bus when it came to me, and then I pictured Sasuke saying it with a straight face and started cracking up xDD the woman sitting next to me didn't really appreciate it, and I wasn't going to tell her why I was laughing! Anyway, yes, Karin is a bit of a bitch, but I still don't do hate, so I just don't like her as much as I like the other characters. And damn woman, you compliment me so much, I feel... I don't know, unworthy, I suppose :D:D I now I feel so bad that there's no Shikamaru in this chapter but I promise I'll bring him back in the next one! I swear! Just be patient, mmkay? Anyyyyway, it's 2:11 am here and I seriously giggled at your review for about five minutes :D I need to sleep! THANK YOU AGAIN! LOVE YA!
LadyRonin: yeah, well... the reason I don't do angst is because I really really really love writing crack. And I love the fact that there's someone enjoying my crack-tastic fics! Thanks for the review, again! I really appreciate it! I do, I'm not just saying that :D
Kurai Kisu: DO NOT! I'm not obsessed with wood! ...or tables! And I've eaten my lunch sitting on a desk plenty of times! But I do use chairs too, mind you! and the defenseless wooden piece of furniture was there JUST to annoy you, I was going to make them do it on the floor first but then I happened to read your review, so it's really your fault, YOU MADE ME DO IT! Anyway, everyone liked the part where Naruto threw Karin out of the window, go figure. Even I liked it, although I was sugarhigh when I wrote it so I was liking about everything and everyone at that point. But nonetheless! Thank you for reviewing again, believe it or not, I actually wait for your reviews :D I know, there's something seriously wrong about me.
Telpei: I love a sleepy-in-the-morning Sasuke too, that's why he's in so many chapters. Oh, and the fact that I happen to be exactly like that, with all the drool and grumpiness and the drool... yeah, but Sasuke makes it work :D and not to worry! I'll get right back to Kabuto and stuff in the next chapter! Thanks for reviewing, it made me smile!! ^^
Kirai: yes, Sasuke sometimes needs to be reminded of his place, he gets too cocky otherwise. Anyways, thanks for the review, it's good that you find it humorous, it would be weird to be the only one laughing :D:D:D
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Sasuke kicked his shoes off, sighing, and started walking towards the bedroom, hands in his pockets, planning on taking a shower and then maybe catching up on his reading.
He passed the door leading to their kitchen, absently noting that Naruto was sitting at the table. He then stopped, mid-step, going back to the doorway and slowly turning his face to check.
”Naruto...” The blond in question raised his head from studying and eating ramen, blinking. ”Yeah?”
Sasuke hn'ed, pulling his hands out of his pockets to cross arms over his chest. His outerior was calm and collected, but the bitching inner-Sasuke yelled in glee, almost having an orgasm for finding something to fight about. ”What are you wearing.”
Naruto arched his eyebrow, not quite following until he happened to glance down, taking in all the orange.
”Oh... Eh, well, you see...” Sasuke patiently watched the idiot rubbing his neck nervously. ”Do continue.”
The Kyuubi holder jumped from his chair and backed away to the wall with Sasuke's deathly calm tone. ”Come now Sasuke, it's nothing to get all pissed off about!”
”Hn.”
”Honey, you see, it was laundry day!”
”Hn.”
”And, well, I was all out of clothes!”
”Hn...”
”And I know what you're gonna say, I should've just worn your clothes, right?”
”...hn.” Sasuke leaned to the door frame, looking quite menacing. Naruto felt cold sweat gathering on the back of his neck.
”And you're looking like we're gonna stay here for awhile...”
”Hn.”
”I know you don't like me wearing orange, but you see, I didn't have any other clothes!”
”Hn.”
”And I kinda missed wearing these...”
”...”
”HEY! Don't be like that!”
”...hn?”
”Well what would you say if I started being all quiet and stuff when I was mad?!”
”Thank the heavens?”
”Oh, you little-! ...HN!”
”...”
”...”
”...”
”..FINE! I don't wanna play your mind games anyway!”
”Mind games, dobe?”
”Yeah, you heard me! You come here acting all angry and stuff for no reason and make me feel bad when I'm not supposed to and then I somehow end up promising things to you that I'm gonna regret!”
”Hn.”
”YOU ASSHOLE! QUIT IT!”
”Fine.” Sasuke stuffed his hands back to his pockets, turned around and got back to his original plan of taking a shower.
Naruto opened and closed his mouth, hesitating, before running after him. ”Wait, Sasuke!”
The pale shinobi pulled his shirt off when the blond entered their bedroom, getting to open his belt. ”You're not mad at me, are you?”
The PMS'ing Uchiha inside him smirked, but on the outside Sasuke just shrugged his shoulders, dropping his pants. ”Hn.”
Naruto started whining, which was always a sign that he was losing the argument. ”Now you're doing it again, you are mad at me, aren't ya!”
Sasuke stood there, in all his naked glory, staring at the blond and waiting for the imminent.
Naruto growled, pulling his shirt off. ”Okay, you win!” He handed the clothe to the waiting pale hand and unbuttoned his pants, handing them out too. Sasuke took the clothes and threw them in a random direction, taking a mental note to handle them later. He then grabben a tan arm, pulling his boyfriend into a kiss.
The blond groaned when he found himself being dragged to the bathroom. ”OH, you were HORNY. Sorry for not seeing this coming, with you being the affectionate bastard you always are.”
Sasuke pushed Naruto into the shower, following right after. ”Like I told you before, sarcasm doesn't suit you. It's more of a me thing.”
Naruto rolled his eyes, letting out a small smirk. ”Hn.”
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The blond lounged on one of the couches in the livingroom, bored out of his mind. He had his left leg flopped over the arm rest, head dangling over the side, making blood rush to his brain. Naruto sighed, not able to amuse himself anymore by looking at everything upside-down.
It was two days before the dance, and the rest of the lessons in the academy had been cancelled a week ago, leaving the ones assisting in teaching with nothing to do. And this was exactly the thing driving Naruto crazy.
He straightened his legs and stretched them towards the ceiling, tumbling to the floor in the progress, ending up in a heap of legs and arms and there seemed to be a head somewhere.
”Geez, this is how Shikamaru must feel.” Naruto snapped himself to sit upright, completely oblivious to the blond hair standing up and pointing in all directions. ”Boredom is no fun!”
An echo answered him thorough the large mansion, meeting blue sparkling eyes. ”Ooooh! ECHO!” He listened again, mouth slightly open in wonder and a michievous glint in his eyes.
When he heard his words multiply, Naruto jumped up, planting his hands on his hips. ”Wow! Okay, how about...”
The Kyuubi container entertained himself by shouting vulgarities and making animal noises for nearly ten minutes, a personal record, but then his new toy lost its charm. ”Great, now what?”
He stood still, arms hanging down, staring at nothing with a slumped posture. ”Dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dat-” The blue eyes snapped to the window, attracted by something orange, that ended up being a piece of paper caught in a draft.
Naruto groaned, walking over to the window to press his forehead against it. ”Why won't it be windy inside?” He imagined all the papers flying around the room and started chuckling to himself, opening his arms wide and leaning from side to side like he was flying.
The blond squealed, ”Oh, that would be so cool!” and turned his face to the side, his cheek coming to contact with the cold glass making him flinch.
Naruto blinked before letting out a wicked laugh, pressing his mouth to the window, making faces and blowing hot air towards it, writing on the steamed surface before it disappeared.
It was great fun until someone walked pass the window, probably planning on harassing the Uchiha, and stopped to stare at the blond shinobi that just happened to be imitating a goldfish right at that moment.
Naruto jumped off the glass, eyes wide with shock. He and the woman outside stared at each other, blush creeping to the tan face. The woman shook her head and made a full turn, going back to where she came from.
The blond sighed in relief, all the hairs on his neck were standing up with the thought of one brunet finding out that he was making an ass of himself in front of other people while on Uchiha property. But luckily it seemed like he'd never know.
Then it came to him: ”SASUKE!” Naruto snapped his fingers, running out of the room to find his boyfriend so he could ask him to come up with something to do.
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The bedroom door creaked open, a small ray of light landing on the floor and the bed. The curtains were still closed, as Sasuke rarely opened them anyway.
Naruto slipped in through the slightly ajar door, sneaking towards the bed, avoiding and going around all the papers and clothes that littered the floor. He had quickly found out that the raven wasn't such a neat person as he let everyone believe, and that he really had to make an effort to keep the house clean.
A bright blond tuff of hair peaked from behind the bed, soon followed by michievous blue eyes. Naruto let his gaze roam on the covers, following the bumps.
He could've just glomped Sasuke but, with the snowing outside, Naruto got a better idea and pressed his hands flat on the floor. He waited till the cold started reaching his bones before taking them off and pushing them under the head of blankets, blindly looking for some skin to freeze.
Imagine his disappointment when all he could find were pillows and Sasuke was nowhere to be found. He mumbled something incoherent and marched out of the room, determined to find the other shinobi.
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A rhythmic dripping could be heard from the direction of the faucet, but it echoed from the walls, making the kitchen sound a lot bigger than it actually was.
Naruto poked his head in through the doorway between the kitchen and main hall, letting out a disappointed sigh when there were no one in there.
He dragged his feet over to the leaking tap, pressing on the handle and groaning when it still kept on dripping. The blond shinobi took a step back and pointed at it with a fire burning behind his eyes.
”We'll finish this later.”
Satisfied with the amount of intimitation channeled towards the faucet, Naruto skipped out of the room, heading towards the study.
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Sasuke suddenly snapped his head up, looking behind him and knitting his brows together when nothing was there.
”I swear I heard something...” Listening for a moment longer, he shrugged his shoulders and turned back to the desk, continuing with his watercoloring.
Naruto let out a small giggle, jumping up right behind Sasuke's chair and shouting ”BOO!”
The Uchiha seemingly stayed calm, although his heart did skip a beat, and slowly turned his head to the side. ”What do YOU want?”
The blond rolled his eyes, pouting. ”Why can't you just be honest and scream like the little girl you are.”
Sasuke growled, fully concentrating on his work again. ”Shut up, you moron.”
Naruto leaned over his shoulder to check what his boyfriend was painting. It was a scenery, but with a murky atmosphere and dark figures. ”Man you're emo.” Ignoring the dark warning glares, the blond continued. ”I mean, why won't you paint something cute?”
The Uchiha was losing his temper with the idiot but then got an idea. ”Cute, eh.”
Naruto watched as the raven pushed his painting aside, taking out a fresh sheet of paper and another set of watercolors with a brighter colorscheme.
Sasuke's brush strokes were controlled and graceful, like everything he did in life. (Well, maybe his sleeping isn't something you'd call controlled, nor graceful for that matter.)
”What is that?”
Sasuke chuckled, finishing his work with a touch of pink. ”It's you. Doing housework.”
Naruto hn'ed, straightening his back and putting hands on his hips. ”And what's that pink thing then?”
The Uchiha snorted, spinning his chair around to face Naruto. ”I though you out of all people would recognize a tutu.”
He was ready for the punch, dodging it and pulling the blond to his lap by grabbing his hips.
”You're a real asshole, you know that?”
”What, I just wanted to spread some of your happy happy joy joy-attitude.”
Naruto rolled his eyes and shifted to sit a little closer, draping his arms around Sasuke's neck. ”I'm bored, let's do something.”
Sasuke hn'ed, wrapping arms around the blond's waist. ”Like what?”
The blue eyes wandered around the room while their owner pondered. ”Hey, let's go sparring! We haven't done that in ages!”
The raven turned his head to the side towards the window, motioning for his blond to do the same. ”It's snowing, and it's freezing outside, we'll just get sick.” Naruto huffed in defiance. ”Naruto Uzumaki never gets sick!”
”But Sasuke Uchiha does.” Sasuke added, sighing at the disappointed expression the blond wore.
”We never do anything fun!” Naruto whined, pouncing on the Uchiha's lap until Sasuke stilled his movements by gripping his hips. ”You really don't want to do that.”
Naruto raised his brow before scrunthing his nose with disgust. ”Perv.”
Sasuke glared at the blond. ”You're the one humping me!”
”I wasn't humping, get your mind off the gutter!”
”Excuse me mister, you're the one that raped me!”
”It wasn't rape and YOU STARTED IT!”
”It's not like you put up a fight!”
”Asshole!” Naruto turned his head to the side, crossing arms over hi chest. ”I don't want to fight with you anymore!”
Sasuke clenched his jaw, fisting the sides of Naruto's shirt, and forced himself to calm down. (10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1 and it actually works...)
”Naruto.” Getting no answer, Sasuke reached up and placed a kiss on one tan cheek. ”I'm sorry.”
The blond sighed, resigning into forgiving his socially challenged boyfriend. ”Fine, just... Let's not fight again, I hate it.” Sasuke hugged Naruto's midsection, pressing his ear against his chest to listen to the heart beats.
They sat there for awhile before Naruto coughed, getting Sasuke's attention. ”I was thinking about going back to my place for a few days, I haven't been there for ages, and maybe-”
”No!” Sasuke snapped his mouth back shut, silently cursing for not stopping himself in time.
Naruto arched his eyebrow, crossing his arms, waiting for an explanation. ”No?”
Sasuke shifted his eyes from Naruto to the door and to the window, unconsciously tightening the hold he had of the blond's hips as to make sure he won't leave. ”I mean, why would you want to go there?”
He was still not completely satisfied, but chose to ignore Sasuke's weird behavior, at least for now. ”Well, I do live there and I kinda miss-”
”Do you need to pick up anything?”
The blond blinked, surprised at the question and slightly pissed for getting interrupted, AGAIN. ”No, not really.”
”So why go there at all, it'd be useless-”
”COS IT'S MY APARTMENT AND I LIVE THERE.” Naruto surprised even himself with the volume of his voice, but he wasn't about to show it to the raven. ”So just let it drop, I'll probably be back tomorrow anyway.”
He tried to stand up, but the pale hands were holding his hips as hostage. ”Sasuke, let go-”
”No.”
Naruto knit his brows in confusion. ”What do you mean no?”
Sasuke looked straight to the blue eyes pleadingly. ”...don't go.”
The blond Hokage wannabe blinked his eyes again, staring back at the raven. ”Sasuke-”
”Don't leave. Stay.”
Naruto opened his mouth, ready to say something, but then closed it when a thought occured to him. ”Sasuke, do you have abandonment issues?”
The Uchiha nearly gasped, mostly because Naruto had just used such big words.
”I do not!”
The blond grinned, leaning in and bringing their faces closer together. ”You do, don't you. You're afraid I won't come back.”
As a reflex, Sasuke pushed his boyfriend off him and to the floor. ”Shut up!”
Naruto pounced back up, unharmed, and pointed at the raven accusingly. ”You totally do! You don't trust me enough to let me leave! What're you gonna do, lock me in?!”
”Naruto, shut up!”
The blond wasn't listening, instead going into a rant. ”I can't believe you, I've been here for two months and you think I'm just gonna leave and never come back, is that it?! Do you know me at all?! I would never just disappear! I'm flattered that you'd want to keep me here with you but I have my own life to live, I can't just sit here, doing nothing-”
”SHUT UP!”
Blue eyes snapped up to Sasuke, who was standing up and growling dangerously. ”SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP! Couldn't you hear me?!”
When silence met him, the raven slumped back to the chair. ”God you're annoying.”
”Hey!” Naruto started again, but stopped when Sasuke sat up straighter.
”Okay, maybe I am a little scared that you'll leave me but I think I'm entitled to feel insecure, with my history.”
The blond sighed, all anger diminishing, leaving him feeling hollow. ”Sorry Sasuke, I didn't mean to-”
”Yeah you did.”
Black eyes met blue ones, searching for something. And after a long silence, Naruto smiled. ”You know, I couldn't leave you even if I wanted to.”
Sasuke stared back at him nonchalantly. ”Hn.”
Naruto ignored the cold treatment he was getting and sat back to the lap he was earlier. ”It would be useless to leave, cos you're always with me.” He pressed his hand over his heart. ”You're in here...” He then pointed his temple. ”...and in here.”
Sasuke blinked, processing Naruto's words, that were surprisingly reassuring, before finally breaking the tension that was still between them by laying his hand on top of the blond hair. ”Well, at least I have a lot of room in there.”
The blond gasped, punching his boyfriend that was chuckling at his own joke. ”Asshole!” He then laughed too, happy that Sasuke was happy.
”You know,” Naruto spoke up after they both had calmed down. ”we could go there together and pick up the rest of my stuff and I could officially move in.”
Sasuke arched his eyebrow, the little girl in him squealing in delight and running around screaming. ”All of your stuff?”
Naruto nodded, absently swinging his legs. ”All of it.” He watched the raven scratch his chin, thinking.
”So, there would be no argument if I wanted to, let's say, light the thing on fire afterwards?” The blond's jaw dropped. ”WHAT?!”
”Well, if you're not planning to go back, then why not?”
Naruto swallowed, letting out an empty chuckle. ”Isn't it a little over the top? And besides, I don't think the neighbors would really appreciate a burning apartment-”
”But you would be okay with it?”
The blond thought about it, staring at the onyx eyes. ”Well, sure...”
Sasuke's lips curled into an evil smirk. ”That's all I need to know.”
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Naruto gazed at the ceiling, listening to the sounds of the night. The silence was so over-powering that it hurt his ears.
Tomorrow they would be doing preparations for the dance, and he was too nervous to sleep, and he couldn't really get up as the raven was already fast asleep.
”Kami-sama, I know I don't talk to you very often, and that I'm not the most religious guy, with all the questionable ninja morals and stuff...”
He brought his hand to his face to wipe his nose and then pulled the covers up under his chin.
”I'm sorry it's been such a long time, but there's something I've been meaning to ask you. And sure, I haven't been the best faithful servant I could've and don't really have any right to be complaining because of it, but...”
The body next to him shifted and Naruto froze, waiting for few minutes before daring himself to talk again.
”So, anyway, I was just wondering that, ignoring the whole Kyuubi thing and, ya know, killing, and not to mention the whole cursing and such when we fight, but that's because me and Sasuke kinda clash, and both of us have a nasty temper... What I wanted to know was that what on EARTH did I do to deserve to end up with a possessive bastard like him...?”
His eyes snapped wide open when a shadow was cast over him.
Naruto opened and closed his mouth, eyes darting from the door to the dark figure sitting next to him, spinning crimson red eyes staring back at him.
”Kami-sama...” His voice cracked under the pure pressure of the dark atmosphere.
Sasuke grinned maniacally, showing nearly all his teeth. ”Oh, he's not here to save you now.” The raven lunged at the blond, pushing him off the bed to the floor, going down with him.
They tumbled on the floor, kicking, punching and biting, until finally it ended with Sasuke sitting on top of the tan back, twisting Naruto's arm, who was sprawled on the floor on his stomach.
”Say it.”
Naruto growled, voicing his frustration. ”Come on, isn't it enough that you're making me your bitch nearly every night?”
The raven let out a wicked laugh, giving a little more pressure on the tan arm. ”Oh darling, you have no idea what's it like to be my bitch. Now say it.”
The blond shook his head, trying to break free but ended up whimpering because of the pain. ”Say it, bitch.”
”FINE!” Naruto hit the fist of his free hand on the floor, cursing his faith, before quietly murmuring something.
Sasuke twisted the arm, silently enjoying the power as he had been needing some reassurance after the whole uke-thing. ”I can't hear you...”
”I, NARUTO UZUMAKI, AM GAY FOR UCHIHA SASUKE!” Naruto huffed in anger and embarrassment. ”Satisfied?!”
The raven let go of his hold, getting off of Naruto's back and crawling back to bed like nothing had happened. ”Oh, am I ever.”
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A/N: done! Oh, and the next chapter will be about the preparations for the dance and such, and maybe I'll torture Karin some more... and Kabuto, I'm still pissed at him, acting all nice... anyways, thanks for reading!!
Tokyo-Princess: xDDD glad you liked the whole 'let us copulate'-thing. I was sitting on a bus when it came to me, and then I pictured Sasuke saying it with a straight face and started cracking up xDD the woman sitting next to me didn't really appreciate it, and I wasn't going to tell her why I was laughing! Anyway, yes, Karin is a bit of a bitch, but I still don't do hate, so I just don't like her as much as I like the other characters. And damn woman, you compliment me so much, I feel... I don't know, unworthy, I suppose :D:D I now I feel so bad that there's no Shikamaru in this chapter but I promise I'll bring him back in the next one! I swear! Just be patient, mmkay? Anyyyyway, it's 2:11 am here and I seriously giggled at your review for about five minutes :D I need to sleep! THANK YOU AGAIN! LOVE YA!
LadyRonin: yeah, well... the reason I don't do angst is because I really really really love writing crack. And I love the fact that there's someone enjoying my crack-tastic fics! Thanks for the review, again! I really appreciate it! I do, I'm not just saying that :D
Kurai Kisu: DO NOT! I'm not obsessed with wood! ...or tables! And I've eaten my lunch sitting on a desk plenty of times! But I do use chairs too, mind you! and the defenseless wooden piece of furniture was there JUST to annoy you, I was going to make them do it on the floor first but then I happened to read your review, so it's really your fault, YOU MADE ME DO IT! Anyway, everyone liked the part where Naruto threw Karin out of the window, go figure. Even I liked it, although I was sugarhigh when I wrote it so I was liking about everything and everyone at that point. But nonetheless! Thank you for reviewing again, believe it or not, I actually wait for your reviews :D I know, there's something seriously wrong about me.
Telpei: I love a sleepy-in-the-morning Sasuke too, that's why he's in so many chapters. Oh, and the fact that I happen to be exactly like that, with all the drool and grumpiness and the drool... yeah, but Sasuke makes it work :D and not to worry! I'll get right back to Kabuto and stuff in the next chapter! Thanks for reviewing, it made me smile!! ^^
Kirai: yes, Sasuke sometimes needs to be reminded of his place, he gets too cocky otherwise. Anyways, thanks for the review, it's good that you find it humorous, it would be weird to be the only one laughing :D:D:D
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Sasuke kicked his shoes off, sighing, and started walking towards the bedroom, hands in his pockets, planning on taking a shower and then maybe catching up on his reading.
He passed the door leading to their kitchen, absently noting that Naruto was sitting at the table. He then stopped, mid-step, going back to the doorway and slowly turning his face to check.
”Naruto...” The blond in question raised his head from studying and eating ramen, blinking. ”Yeah?”
Sasuke hn'ed, pulling his hands out of his pockets to cross arms over his chest. His outerior was calm and collected, but the bitching inner-Sasuke yelled in glee, almost having an orgasm for finding something to fight about. ”What are you wearing.”
Naruto arched his eyebrow, not quite following until he happened to glance down, taking in all the orange.
”Oh... Eh, well, you see...” Sasuke patiently watched the idiot rubbing his neck nervously. ”Do continue.”
The Kyuubi holder jumped from his chair and backed away to the wall with Sasuke's deathly calm tone. ”Come now Sasuke, it's nothing to get all pissed off about!”
”Hn.”
”Honey, you see, it was laundry day!”
”Hn.”
”And, well, I was all out of clothes!”
”Hn...”
”And I know what you're gonna say, I should've just worn your clothes, right?”
”...hn.” Sasuke leaned to the door frame, looking quite menacing. Naruto felt cold sweat gathering on the back of his neck.
”And you're looking like we're gonna stay here for awhile...”
”Hn.”
”I know you don't like me wearing orange, but you see, I didn't have any other clothes!”
”Hn.”
”And I kinda missed wearing these...”
”...”
”HEY! Don't be like that!”
”...hn?”
”Well what would you say if I started being all quiet and stuff when I was mad?!”
”Thank the heavens?”
”Oh, you little-! ...HN!”
”...”
”...”
”...”
”..FINE! I don't wanna play your mind games anyway!”
”Mind games, dobe?”
”Yeah, you heard me! You come here acting all angry and stuff for no reason and make me feel bad when I'm not supposed to and then I somehow end up promising things to you that I'm gonna regret!”
”Hn.”
”YOU ASSHOLE! QUIT IT!”
”Fine.” Sasuke stuffed his hands back to his pockets, turned around and got back to his original plan of taking a shower.
Naruto opened and closed his mouth, hesitating, before running after him. ”Wait, Sasuke!”
The pale shinobi pulled his shirt off when the blond entered their bedroom, getting to open his belt. ”You're not mad at me, are you?”
The PMS'ing Uchiha inside him smirked, but on the outside Sasuke just shrugged his shoulders, dropping his pants. ”Hn.”
Naruto started whining, which was always a sign that he was losing the argument. ”Now you're doing it again, you are mad at me, aren't ya!”
Sasuke stood there, in all his naked glory, staring at the blond and waiting for the imminent.
Naruto growled, pulling his shirt off. ”Okay, you win!” He handed the clothe to the waiting pale hand and unbuttoned his pants, handing them out too. Sasuke took the clothes and threw them in a random direction, taking a mental note to handle them later. He then grabben a tan arm, pulling his boyfriend into a kiss.
The blond groaned when he found himself being dragged to the bathroom. ”OH, you were HORNY. Sorry for not seeing this coming, with you being the affectionate bastard you always are.”
Sasuke pushed Naruto into the shower, following right after. ”Like I told you before, sarcasm doesn't suit you. It's more of a me thing.”
Naruto rolled his eyes, letting out a small smirk. ”Hn.”
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The blond lounged on one of the couches in the livingroom, bored out of his mind. He had his left leg flopped over the arm rest, head dangling over the side, making blood rush to his brain. Naruto sighed, not able to amuse himself anymore by looking at everything upside-down.
It was two days before the dance, and the rest of the lessons in the academy had been cancelled a week ago, leaving the ones assisting in teaching with nothing to do. And this was exactly the thing driving Naruto crazy.
He straightened his legs and stretched them towards the ceiling, tumbling to the floor in the progress, ending up in a heap of legs and arms and there seemed to be a head somewhere.
”Geez, this is how Shikamaru must feel.” Naruto snapped himself to sit upright, completely oblivious to the blond hair standing up and pointing in all directions. ”Boredom is no fun!”
An echo answered him thorough the large mansion, meeting blue sparkling eyes. ”Ooooh! ECHO!” He listened again, mouth slightly open in wonder and a michievous glint in his eyes.
When he heard his words multiply, Naruto jumped up, planting his hands on his hips. ”Wow! Okay, how about...”
The Kyuubi container entertained himself by shouting vulgarities and making animal noises for nearly ten minutes, a personal record, but then his new toy lost its charm. ”Great, now what?”
He stood still, arms hanging down, staring at nothing with a slumped posture. ”Dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dat-” The blue eyes snapped to the window, attracted by something orange, that ended up being a piece of paper caught in a draft.
Naruto groaned, walking over to the window to press his forehead against it. ”Why won't it be windy inside?” He imagined all the papers flying around the room and started chuckling to himself, opening his arms wide and leaning from side to side like he was flying.
The blond squealed, ”Oh, that would be so cool!” and turned his face to the side, his cheek coming to contact with the cold glass making him flinch.
Naruto blinked before letting out a wicked laugh, pressing his mouth to the window, making faces and blowing hot air towards it, writing on the steamed surface before it disappeared.
It was great fun until someone walked pass the window, probably planning on harassing the Uchiha, and stopped to stare at the blond shinobi that just happened to be imitating a goldfish right at that moment.
Naruto jumped off the glass, eyes wide with shock. He and the woman outside stared at each other, blush creeping to the tan face. The woman shook her head and made a full turn, going back to where she came from.
The blond sighed in relief, all the hairs on his neck were standing up with the thought of one brunet finding out that he was making an ass of himself in front of other people while on Uchiha property. But luckily it seemed like he'd never know.
Then it came to him: ”SASUKE!” Naruto snapped his fingers, running out of the room to find his boyfriend so he could ask him to come up with something to do.
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The bedroom door creaked open, a small ray of light landing on the floor and the bed. The curtains were still closed, as Sasuke rarely opened them anyway.
Naruto slipped in through the slightly ajar door, sneaking towards the bed, avoiding and going around all the papers and clothes that littered the floor. He had quickly found out that the raven wasn't such a neat person as he let everyone believe, and that he really had to make an effort to keep the house clean.
A bright blond tuff of hair peaked from behind the bed, soon followed by michievous blue eyes. Naruto let his gaze roam on the covers, following the bumps.
He could've just glomped Sasuke but, with the snowing outside, Naruto got a better idea and pressed his hands flat on the floor. He waited till the cold started reaching his bones before taking them off and pushing them under the head of blankets, blindly looking for some skin to freeze.
Imagine his disappointment when all he could find were pillows and Sasuke was nowhere to be found. He mumbled something incoherent and marched out of the room, determined to find the other shinobi.
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A rhythmic dripping could be heard from the direction of the faucet, but it echoed from the walls, making the kitchen sound a lot bigger than it actually was.
Naruto poked his head in through the doorway between the kitchen and main hall, letting out a disappointed sigh when there were no one in there.
He dragged his feet over to the leaking tap, pressing on the handle and groaning when it still kept on dripping. The blond shinobi took a step back and pointed at it with a fire burning behind his eyes.
”We'll finish this later.”
Satisfied with the amount of intimitation channeled towards the faucet, Naruto skipped out of the room, heading towards the study.
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Sasuke suddenly snapped his head up, looking behind him and knitting his brows together when nothing was there.
”I swear I heard something...” Listening for a moment longer, he shrugged his shoulders and turned back to the desk, continuing with his watercoloring.
Naruto let out a small giggle, jumping up right behind Sasuke's chair and shouting ”BOO!”
The Uchiha seemingly stayed calm, although his heart did skip a beat, and slowly turned his head to the side. ”What do YOU want?”
The blond rolled his eyes, pouting. ”Why can't you just be honest and scream like the little girl you are.”
Sasuke growled, fully concentrating on his work again. ”Shut up, you moron.”
Naruto leaned over his shoulder to check what his boyfriend was painting. It was a scenery, but with a murky atmosphere and dark figures. ”Man you're emo.” Ignoring the dark warning glares, the blond continued. ”I mean, why won't you paint something cute?”
The Uchiha was losing his temper with the idiot but then got an idea. ”Cute, eh.”
Naruto watched as the raven pushed his painting aside, taking out a fresh sheet of paper and another set of watercolors with a brighter colorscheme.
Sasuke's brush strokes were controlled and graceful, like everything he did in life. (Well, maybe his sleeping isn't something you'd call controlled, nor graceful for that matter.)
”What is that?”
Sasuke chuckled, finishing his work with a touch of pink. ”It's you. Doing housework.”
Naruto hn'ed, straightening his back and putting hands on his hips. ”And what's that pink thing then?”
The Uchiha snorted, spinning his chair around to face Naruto. ”I though you out of all people would recognize a tutu.”
He was ready for the punch, dodging it and pulling the blond to his lap by grabbing his hips.
”You're a real asshole, you know that?”
”What, I just wanted to spread some of your happy happy joy joy-attitude.”
Naruto rolled his eyes and shifted to sit a little closer, draping his arms around Sasuke's neck. ”I'm bored, let's do something.”
Sasuke hn'ed, wrapping arms around the blond's waist. ”Like what?”
The blue eyes wandered around the room while their owner pondered. ”Hey, let's go sparring! We haven't done that in ages!”
The raven turned his head to the side towards the window, motioning for his blond to do the same. ”It's snowing, and it's freezing outside, we'll just get sick.” Naruto huffed in defiance. ”Naruto Uzumaki never gets sick!”
”But Sasuke Uchiha does.” Sasuke added, sighing at the disappointed expression the blond wore.
”We never do anything fun!” Naruto whined, pouncing on the Uchiha's lap until Sasuke stilled his movements by gripping his hips. ”You really don't want to do that.”
Naruto raised his brow before scrunthing his nose with disgust. ”Perv.”
Sasuke glared at the blond. ”You're the one humping me!”
”I wasn't humping, get your mind off the gutter!”
”Excuse me mister, you're the one that raped me!”
”It wasn't rape and YOU STARTED IT!”
”It's not like you put up a fight!”
”Asshole!” Naruto turned his head to the side, crossing arms over hi chest. ”I don't want to fight with you anymore!”
Sasuke clenched his jaw, fisting the sides of Naruto's shirt, and forced himself to calm down. (10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1 and it actually works...)
”Naruto.” Getting no answer, Sasuke reached up and placed a kiss on one tan cheek. ”I'm sorry.”
The blond sighed, resigning into forgiving his socially challenged boyfriend. ”Fine, just... Let's not fight again, I hate it.” Sasuke hugged Naruto's midsection, pressing his ear against his chest to listen to the heart beats.
They sat there for awhile before Naruto coughed, getting Sasuke's attention. ”I was thinking about going back to my place for a few days, I haven't been there for ages, and maybe-”
”No!” Sasuke snapped his mouth back shut, silently cursing for not stopping himself in time.
Naruto arched his eyebrow, crossing his arms, waiting for an explanation. ”No?”
Sasuke shifted his eyes from Naruto to the door and to the window, unconsciously tightening the hold he had of the blond's hips as to make sure he won't leave. ”I mean, why would you want to go there?”
He was still not completely satisfied, but chose to ignore Sasuke's weird behavior, at least for now. ”Well, I do live there and I kinda miss-”
”Do you need to pick up anything?”
The blond blinked, surprised at the question and slightly pissed for getting interrupted, AGAIN. ”No, not really.”
”So why go there at all, it'd be useless-”
”COS IT'S MY APARTMENT AND I LIVE THERE.” Naruto surprised even himself with the volume of his voice, but he wasn't about to show it to the raven. ”So just let it drop, I'll probably be back tomorrow anyway.”
He tried to stand up, but the pale hands were holding his hips as hostage. ”Sasuke, let go-”
”No.”
Naruto knit his brows in confusion. ”What do you mean no?”
Sasuke looked straight to the blue eyes pleadingly. ”...don't go.”
The blond Hokage wannabe blinked his eyes again, staring back at the raven. ”Sasuke-”
”Don't leave. Stay.”
Naruto opened his mouth, ready to say something, but then closed it when a thought occured to him. ”Sasuke, do you have abandonment issues?”
The Uchiha nearly gasped, mostly because Naruto had just used such big words.
”I do not!”
The blond grinned, leaning in and bringing their faces closer together. ”You do, don't you. You're afraid I won't come back.”
As a reflex, Sasuke pushed his boyfriend off him and to the floor. ”Shut up!”
Naruto pounced back up, unharmed, and pointed at the raven accusingly. ”You totally do! You don't trust me enough to let me leave! What're you gonna do, lock me in?!”
”Naruto, shut up!”
The blond wasn't listening, instead going into a rant. ”I can't believe you, I've been here for two months and you think I'm just gonna leave and never come back, is that it?! Do you know me at all?! I would never just disappear! I'm flattered that you'd want to keep me here with you but I have my own life to live, I can't just sit here, doing nothing-”
”SHUT UP!”
Blue eyes snapped up to Sasuke, who was standing up and growling dangerously. ”SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP! Couldn't you hear me?!”
When silence met him, the raven slumped back to the chair. ”God you're annoying.”
”Hey!” Naruto started again, but stopped when Sasuke sat up straighter.
”Okay, maybe I am a little scared that you'll leave me but I think I'm entitled to feel insecure, with my history.”
The blond sighed, all anger diminishing, leaving him feeling hollow. ”Sorry Sasuke, I didn't mean to-”
”Yeah you did.”
Black eyes met blue ones, searching for something. And after a long silence, Naruto smiled. ”You know, I couldn't leave you even if I wanted to.”
Sasuke stared back at him nonchalantly. ”Hn.”
Naruto ignored the cold treatment he was getting and sat back to the lap he was earlier. ”It would be useless to leave, cos you're always with me.” He pressed his hand over his heart. ”You're in here...” He then pointed his temple. ”...and in here.”
Sasuke blinked, processing Naruto's words, that were surprisingly reassuring, before finally breaking the tension that was still between them by laying his hand on top of the blond hair. ”Well, at least I have a lot of room in there.”
The blond gasped, punching his boyfriend that was chuckling at his own joke. ”Asshole!” He then laughed too, happy that Sasuke was happy.
”You know,” Naruto spoke up after they both had calmed down. ”we could go there together and pick up the rest of my stuff and I could officially move in.”
Sasuke arched his eyebrow, the little girl in him squealing in delight and running around screaming. ”All of your stuff?”
Naruto nodded, absently swinging his legs. ”All of it.” He watched the raven scratch his chin, thinking.
”So, there would be no argument if I wanted to, let's say, light the thing on fire afterwards?” The blond's jaw dropped. ”WHAT?!”
”Well, if you're not planning to go back, then why not?”
Naruto swallowed, letting out an empty chuckle. ”Isn't it a little over the top? And besides, I don't think the neighbors would really appreciate a burning apartment-”
”But you would be okay with it?”
The blond thought about it, staring at the onyx eyes. ”Well, sure...”
Sasuke's lips curled into an evil smirk. ”That's all I need to know.”
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Naruto gazed at the ceiling, listening to the sounds of the night. The silence was so over-powering that it hurt his ears.
Tomorrow they would be doing preparations for the dance, and he was too nervous to sleep, and he couldn't really get up as the raven was already fast asleep.
”Kami-sama, I know I don't talk to you very often, and that I'm not the most religious guy, with all the questionable ninja morals and stuff...”
He brought his hand to his face to wipe his nose and then pulled the covers up under his chin.
”I'm sorry it's been such a long time, but there's something I've been meaning to ask you. And sure, I haven't been the best faithful servant I could've and don't really have any right to be complaining because of it, but...”
The body next to him shifted and Naruto froze, waiting for few minutes before daring himself to talk again.
”So, anyway, I was just wondering that, ignoring the whole Kyuubi thing and, ya know, killing, and not to mention the whole cursing and such when we fight, but that's because me and Sasuke kinda clash, and both of us have a nasty temper... What I wanted to know was that what on EARTH did I do to deserve to end up with a possessive bastard like him...?”
His eyes snapped wide open when a shadow was cast over him.
Naruto opened and closed his mouth, eyes darting from the door to the dark figure sitting next to him, spinning crimson red eyes staring back at him.
”Kami-sama...” His voice cracked under the pure pressure of the dark atmosphere.
Sasuke grinned maniacally, showing nearly all his teeth. ”Oh, he's not here to save you now.” The raven lunged at the blond, pushing him off the bed to the floor, going down with him.
They tumbled on the floor, kicking, punching and biting, until finally it ended with Sasuke sitting on top of the tan back, twisting Naruto's arm, who was sprawled on the floor on his stomach.
”Say it.”
Naruto growled, voicing his frustration. ”Come on, isn't it enough that you're making me your bitch nearly every night?”
The raven let out a wicked laugh, giving a little more pressure on the tan arm. ”Oh darling, you have no idea what's it like to be my bitch. Now say it.”
The blond shook his head, trying to break free but ended up whimpering because of the pain. ”Say it, bitch.”
”FINE!” Naruto hit the fist of his free hand on the floor, cursing his faith, before quietly murmuring something.
Sasuke twisted the arm, silently enjoying the power as he had been needing some reassurance after the whole uke-thing. ”I can't hear you...”
”I, NARUTO UZUMAKI, AM GAY FOR UCHIHA SASUKE!” Naruto huffed in anger and embarrassment. ”Satisfied?!”
The raven let go of his hold, getting off of Naruto's back and crawling back to bed like nothing had happened. ”Oh, am I ever.”
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A/N: done! Oh, and the next chapter will be about the preparations for the dance and such, and maybe I'll torture Karin some more... and Kabuto, I'm still pissed at him, acting all nice... anyways, thanks for reading!!