Hard Love Life

Hidan awoke to find Kakuzu reading. "What are you reading?" He asked, checking the clock. It read six-thirty AM, "Sorry for the mess."

Kakuzu sighed and put down the book. "I'm reading a book."

"I ask what you are reading, not what are you doing." Hidan said, looking around at all the blood smeared on the walls, "I'm really really sorry about the mess.

"And I told you, a book," Kakuzu shrugged. "I don't care."

"You know what I mean. Just answer me god damn it." Hidan snapped, pouting.

"I'm reading things on parenthood," Kakuzu said, poking Hidan's side.

Hidan squealed softly as Kakuzu poked him, feeling a bit playful today. "Oh~! That's good. Have we been doing anything wrong so far?" he asked, wiggling his ass in the air.

Kakuzu pulled Hidan to his chest and kissed the top of his head. "Nope. We've been horrible parents actually," He slapped Hidan’s ass, "Someone's playful~."

Hidan rubbed Kakuzu's chest, humming. "We can't be that bad. They like us." he said, gasping as Kakuzu spanked him, "Yes very playful."

Kakuzu nodded, "That's true, but I think they're gonna start hating us if we don't start paying more attention to them," He slipped his hand into Hidan's pants and grasped his ass. "Too bad I can't get hard."

"Well then lets take them some where today." Hidan suggested, moaning, "Would you get hard if you played with that toy? Make me squirm?"

"You should spend a little time with them," Kakuzu said, leaning back, "It'll hurt really badly if I get hard."

"Will you get hard though? Did you when we first used it?" Hidan asked, while in the back of his mind he was figuring out where to take the girls.

"Yes I got hard the first time we used it," Kakuzu said, sliding a finger into Hidan's tight hole.

"I don't remember seeing or feeling your dick stand up." Hidan said before gasping softly, "Mmm... What are you doing?" Hidan pressed his ass closer to Kakuzu's hand, trying to get his lover's finger deeper inside himself.

"I was wearing baggy shorts and it was when we first began to the water park and I was punishing you," He wrapped a few threads around his finger before inserting another finger into his lover's tight hole.

"You -ah- didn’t get one afterward did you?" Hidan asked, biting his lips as Kakuzu added another finger, "Ah... What are you doing? Put them in deeper."

"No, I didn't," Kakuzu said, beginning to pump his finger fingers and threads in and out of his lover.

"Do you honestly th-think you'll get one again?" Hidan cried softly, moving up a bit on Kakuzu's chest so Kakuzu could insert his fingers deeper, "Deeper..."

"I honestly don't know," Kakuzu said, pushing Hidan back against his fingers. "You want them deeper? Ride them."

Hidan sat up and lifted his hips, bring them down roughly. "Can you hook them a bit?" he asked, bouncing up and down, "I can't feel it to well..."

Kakuzu did as Hidan asked and hooked his fingers a little bit. "You better enjoy this."

"I'll try, bastard." Hidan said, leaning back a bit and moving his hips around to find something that felt good to him. He hissed softly after a while, Kakuzu's fingers rubbing his prostate. He continued that movement, gasping softly.

Kakuzu sighed and let Hidan just ride his fingers, leaning back in the bed, watching Hidan.

Hidan lifted one of his hands to his chest, fingers tracing the layers of muscles and tweaking his nipples. After a while his hand slid inside of his pants, pulling his member out and pumping it roughly.

Kakuzu watched Hidan pleasure himself for a few moments before turning his head away and squeezing his eyes shut in order to make sure he didn't get hard at the sexy scene.

Hidan moaned; "Put more pressure on my prostate, I'm getting there..." he said, fingering the head of his member.

Kakuzu pushed on Hidan's prostate and bit his lower lip.

Hidan gasp in pleasure, placing the palm of his hand over his member. "Y-yes...Mmm~ Come-coming~!" his muscles tightened around Kakuzu's fingers, reaching a somewhat unfulfilling orgasm as his cum squirted into his hand.

Kakuzu looked up at Hidan. "I wish I could give you better than just fingering you, but I can't fuck you." He took Hidan's hand and brought it to his lips, beginning to lick off the cum. "Mmm."

"It's okay... You could use my shampoo bottle..." Hidan trailed off, "Where you in any pain?"

Kakuzu began to suck on Hidan's fingers, looking up to Hidan's face. "Yes, excruciating pain."

"I'm sorry... I shouldn't have done that." Hidan said, tucking his member back inside his pants, "I want to marry you soon."

Kakuzu licked between Hidan's fingers, trying to get all the cum off. "I want more." He nodded, "Give me two weeks."

"Give you more what?" Hidan asked, "I don't know... The place I want to go to after wards might not be there in two weeks. Someone is going to build on it. It's a great spot. A two room hut and a natural hot geothermal lake."

"Cum, I want more," Kakuzu said, licking at Hidan's hand more. "Fine, three days it is." He pulled off Hidan's pants and licked at the head of his member.

"Okay... Three days... Ah~!" Hidan shivered as Kakuzu licked him, his eyes shut tightly, "I love you...... " He petted Kakuzu's head, making small choking noises as his lover gently sucked his stiffening flesh.

Kakuzu took the head of Hidan's member into his mouth and sucked roughly. For some reason, he really needed more cum, he was sure that it was the shot that the medic-nin gave him.

"Kaku... Zu~!" Hidan's back arched as Kakuzu sucked his member harder, grabbing Kakuzu's hair; mindful not to pull on it, "Why are y-you so desperate f-for my c-cum?"

Kakuzu bit down on the head of Hidan's member, ignoring answering Hidan's question.

Hidan screamed as Kakuzu bit him, his toes curling from the surge of pleasure that went threw his body. "Eee~! Kuzu -Ah-I'm coming~!" Hidan's back arched as he came, his cum squirting into Kakuzu's mouth. "Do I... Taste good?

Kakuzu let the cum's taste rest in his mouth so he could savor it before swallowing slowly. "You taste delicious."

"Why... Why do you want cum so bad?" Hidan asked again, his chest rising and falling heavily, "Thank you, Kakuzu. You're very good at this."

"Honestly I don't know, I think I have some kind of increase in my hormones or something," Kakuzu sighed, and looked away, licking his lips. "I'd suck you dry if I possibly could."

Hidan ran his fingers threw Kakuzu's hair. "I hope it lasts until after our wedding." he said, laughing, "You can, but your pride is in the way, right?"

Kakuzu sat farther up the bed and yawned. "Me too." He pulled Hidan closer. "I could if it wasn't impossible."

"It's not impossible. You'll have gotten all I have when no more comes out." Hidan said, rubbing Kakuzu's arm, "I love you."

"Do you know how many times I'd have to make you come?" Kakuzu said, kissing Hidan's cheek. "I love you too."

"Not to many actually. One more time. I have masturbated in the shower." Hidan said, "I cum a lot three times and then I'm dry. Odd really."

Kakuzu sighed, "I would blow you one more time, but I still feel odd form the last time."

"Alright." Hidan sighed softly, petting Kakuzu's hair, "If you don't mind me asking, what do you mean by feeling odd?"

Kakuzu nuzzled Hidan's hair. "It just doesn't feel natural, I shouldn't be giving you head, you should be giving me head."

"Oh. You still don't enjoy it?" Hidan huffed and hugged Kakuzu tightly, "So, what do you want to bring to the lake? Sake maybe?"

Kakuzu sighed and slipped his hand down Hidan's body, grabbing onto his member with enough force to crush it. He began to pump it slowly. "Sake... Champagne... Viagra..."

Hidan wince as Kakuzu grabbed him, his member a bit more sensitive to touch after coming twice. "H-how about some wine to? I like red wine. I heard its an aphrodisiac." he rested his head on Kakuzu's chest, watching his lover jack him off, "I really like your hands."

Kakuzu loosened his grip slightly and began to tug on Hidan's member roughly and quickly. "And chocolate, that's an aphrodisiac too."

"Do-do you like strawberries?" Hidan asked, licking Kakuzu's neck, "I like them covered in milk or white chocolate. That's two aphrodisiacs in one treat." He moaned loudly, jerking his hips into Kakuzu's hands.

"I love strawberries," Kakuzu said, pumping Hidan's member faster. "You'll like the way I make chocolate fondue."

"How do you make it?" Hidan asked, beginning to thrust into Kakuzu's hand, "Ah... What do you like about me Kakuzu?"

"That, I can not tell you," Kakuzu smirked and leaned down, biting down on Hidan's nipple. "You're sexy, that's what I like about you."

Hidan hissed, his back arching, "Is it sexy, the way you make it?" he asked coyly, his thrusts getting more frantic, "Anything Besides that? Mmm, fuck... Keep biting me..."

Kakuzu bit down harder, nicking the flesh and making the sensitive nipple bleed. "It depends... To some, it might be considered somewhat gross." Kakuzu tightened his grip on Hidan and just let him thrust into his hand. "You taste lovely, you're mine, and you're very, very willing."

"Hmm, do you put your cum in it?" Hidan asked, smirking cockily before gasping, "Ah~ Kakuzu~!" He screwed his eyes up, giving one last thrust before coming into Kakuzu hand. "First thing we should do when we get to the lake is you make a few shadow clones and I'll give all of them and you oral."

"Actually... " Kakuzu said, looking down at his hand and licking off Hidan's cum. "I do." He sucked off all the cum before moving down to lap it off Hidan's stomach. "So If I were to give you a hand job again, you wouldn't come?" He nodded, "That sounds wonderful."

"Your don't normally do that though right?" Hidan asked, watching Kakuzu franticly lap up his cum off his stomach, "Nope. I'm all out until tomorrow." Hidan ran his fingers threw Kakuzu's hair again, humming. "Who should look after the girls while we're gone?"

Kakuzu looked up at Hidan and rolled his eyes, "I was kidding, I don't really put cum in my chocolate fondue." He trail a finger down Hidan's member, "Have you tested this?" He shrugged, "Deidara and Sasori."

"So you don't put some thing gross in it?" Hidan asked, shivering at Kakuzu's soft touch, "I have yes, you want to see for yourself or something?"

"No, I don't put something gross in it," Kakuzu said, trail his tongue up from Hidan's belly button. "What happens when you can't cum?"

"Oh. Can you make it while your naked then?" Hidan asked, feeling a bit stupid, "I still cum, I just don't shoot anything out. So I guess it's a bit unsatisfying."

"Fine, I'll make it when I'm naked," Kakuzu grumbled, laying next to Hidan. "That doesn't sound satisfying."

"Don't act like it's the end of the world. I'll cook something while I'm naked. So, man or woman?" Hidan smiled, still feeling very playful, if only Kakuzu had healed himself completely, "It's not."

"But if I burn myself down there, I'll blame you," Kakuzu stated, wincing at the thought of burning his member. "Woman."

"Do what ever you want." Hidan said, pouting playfully, "Woman it is." He darted under the covers for a bit before slinking back up, cupping his newly appears breasts. "Perky C-cup Kakuzu."

Kakuzu sighed and relaxed back in the bed, folding his arms behind his head. He groaned when Hidan appeared from under the covers with breasts. "You're gonna get me hard."

"What? By showing them off? Unlikely." Hidan moved to the side table drawer and took out a bag of powder, "I got some more of the stuff Zetsu makes. We used it on your hip remember?"

Kakuzu stared blankly at Hidan and the powder. "Yes but after the powder wears off it will hurt even more."

Hidan huffed. "Pull your pants down and let me see it. I can make something that will make the bruises go away really fast."

Kakuzu looked off to the side and slowly took off his pants to show his horribly bruised member.

Hidan reached under the bed and pulled out a cream filled bottle and a Popsicle stick. "Here we go. I use it to speed up the healing of my broken bones." he said, "Think you can handle me massaging it in?"

Kakuzu shrugged, "I think I can handle you massaging it in." He braced himself for the pain.

Hidan nodded and scooped some of the cream in his hand, gently smoothing it over the skin of Kakuzu's member. He took the organ in his hands and began to rub it firmly all over. "I'm sorry, it will start working soon."

Kakuzu bit his lip in pain when Hidan began to rub it in. "You... you really need sex this ba-bad?"

"It's not about sex. I want to play so to speak, and almost everything I think of will get you hard." Hidan said, watching as the bruises began to fade away, "Feeling better?"

Kakuzu began to pant once the bruises faded, starting to get pleasure from Hidan's massaging. "I'm feeling much better."

Hidan smiled and let Kakuzu go, replacing his hands with his breasts. "I'm glad. See? Jashin is not fake. Look at how well that worked." he said, laughing as he moved his breasts up and down.

Kakuzu rolled his eyes, "He is too fake. Just because something worked doesn't make it holy." He groaned when Hidan moved his breasts.

"As if. That was baking soda mixed with water. It was blessed, other wise it wouldn't have done anything." Hidan said, smiling as he pulled away from Kakuzu and slid of his pants, "What do you want to play?"

"Right, it was blessed. Blessed my ass," Kakuzu muttered, looking down at Hidan. "Play? I don't know. I don't know any sex games."

"Yes it was. I did it myself. I don't lie when it comes to Jashin." Hidan said, "How about... You're an Anbu and you just caught me so you’re going to interrogate me in a different way? You get to tie me up."

"Okay Hidan, whatever you say," Kakuzu shook his head, "No, no, no. Plus you need ... Outfits for that type of stuff... Maybe we should play at the lake."

"Why won't you do that? Is there something you will role-play with me?" Hidan asked, pouting sadly.

Kakuzu looked down at the side and nodded, blushing slightly. "...... Yes."

"What is it?" Hidan asked, "I won't laugh."

"Well... I was thinking of… A school girl/teacher thing, you know?" Kakuzu asked, running a hand down his body to touch himself.

"Sure. I have a schoolgirl outfit, just a second." Hidan stood up and went to his closet, pulling out the skimpiest schoolgirl uniform Kakuzu had ever seen, "Here it is. You like it?"

Kakuzu sat up and looked up from his hands that were pleasuring himself to Hidan. "I love it. Now go put it on."

Hidan nodded and grabbed a pair of pearl panties; the string of pearls was the only thing that covered his heat and bottom, and got dressed. "Alright, what next? You should put that away for a little bit."

Kakuzu sighed and stopped touching himself, standing up and going to his own closet, pulling out a pair of reading glasses, a decent outfit and a ruler. Putting on the outfit, he walked over to Hidan. "You've been bad."

Hidan sat down on the desk chair, looking sheepish, "I'm sorry. Is there anything I can do so I won't get detention?" he asked, moving his currently long hair to show his neck, "I'll do anything to my record spotless."

Kakuzu trailed a finger under Hidan's chin. "I can think of something..." He pretended to think for a moment. "Ah, yes, I know. Bend over my desk and spread your legs."

Hidan stood up and bent over the desk. "Will this hurt sensei?" he asked, sounding scared.

Kakuzu flipped up the skirt and slid his finger over the pearls. "It won't hurt." He smacked Hidan's ass with the ruler. "Me."

Hidan yelped, his knees bending to pull away from the ruler. "Ah! Sensei, that feels good." he said, feeling himself grow wet.

Kakuzu smacked Hidan's ass harder. "You are a very dirty girl... "

"I'm really dirty. Forgive me sensei?" Hidan asked, turning to look at Kakuzu with big teary eyes. He was always good at faking innocence.

Kakuzu looked down at Hidan. "I don't think I can forgive you. You should do what dirty girls do and get down on your knees."

Hidan turned around and slid to his knees. "Do you want me to pleasure you like a good girl?" he asked, running his hands over the bulge in Kakuzu's pants. He pulled the zipper down and pulled Kakuzu's member free before look up at Kakuzu.

Kakuzu grabbed the back of Hidan’s head, tugging on his hair gently. “…Yes.”

"As you wish sensei." Hidan said, opening his mouth and placing Kakuzu's member inside. He sucked on the organ roughly before deep throating Kakuzu, the coarse hairs at the base scratching his nose. He staid put for five minutes before pulling away. "Kakuzu-sensei, I want it... Give it to me." Hidan said, his fingers rubbing his clit.

Kakuzu grasped Hidan's hair lightly. "Ahh… That’s a good girl. Sensei will give you an A+ in blowjobs," he tilted his head and rocked his hips into Hidan's mouth slightly. Kakuzu glared at Hidan when he stopped and slapped him. "Did I tell you to stop?"

Hidan held his stinging cheek. "I'm sorry Kakuzu-sensei, I just want you so bad. Just tasting you has made me so wet." he nuzzled Kakuzu's groin before falling back, showing his heat to Kakuzu, "My dirty clit got so big. Will you touch it?"

Kakuzu looked at Hidan when he fell back. "Stand up you dirty girl and bend over my desk again."

Hidan obeyed, bending over the desk. "What are you going to do now?" he asked, looking over his shoulder at his lover.

Kakuzu spanked Hidan again. "I'm going to make you beg for it and scream my name."

Hidan whined loudly. "Please Kakuzu-sensei. Finger me, show just how dirty I am." he whined again.

Kakuzu ripped off the pearl underwear. "Dirty, dirty girl." He jammed the ruler into Hidan and leaned down to kiss him.

Hidan cried out, his g-spot was rubbed so roughly he came, squirting heavily. "Kakuzu-sensei! Oh god, put your cock in me please!" he whined out, leaning in to meet Kakuzu's lips.

Kakuzu tugged on Hidan's hair, slapping him. “Look at the mess you just made you bad girl.” He snarled, roughly pulling out the ruler and replacing it with his member, thrusting violently in and out of Hidan.

Hidan squealed as Kakuzu fucked him, rubbing his clit roughly. "Kakuzu-sensei~! Oh you’re inside of me... It feels so good." he lifted one of his legs onto the table.

Kakuzu picked up the pace when Hidan's squealed, pounding Hidan painfully against the desk. "It figures a dirty girl like you would like this."

"N-not to hard... It hurts." Hidan reached back and pressed against Kakuzu's hips, "I'll like it more if you be more gentle." He continued to rub his clit.

Kakuzu growled and didn't ease up when Hidan said it hurt, determined to get his own release today.

"Ow! Kakuzu I mean it! It really hurts!" Hidan cried out, pushing against Kakuzu's hips again, "Slow down! This hurts, seriously!" He continued to push Kakuzu away; he was still not slowing down.

Kakuzu panted and finally slowed down, not feeling as pleasured as when he was abusing Hidan's tight hole.

Hidan sighed and rested on the table. "You were hitting a spot, it was really tender. An ovary I think. Hope you don't knock an egg loose, eh?" he breathed deeply a few times, moving his hips a bit, "Sensei, you can go a bit faster and harder now."

Kakuzu began to pick up his pace, not as fast and as hard as before, but still pretty fast. "Yes, hopefully I don't."

Hidan moan, smiling like an idiot. "Kakuzu-sensei, this feels so good, you inside me. So big..." Hidan blushed in embarrassment at what he was saying, "Can you make it feel better?"

Kakuzu bit down on Hidan's shoulder blade, pulling Hidan's shirt up his head to release the perky breasts. "How so?" he asked, massaging the breasts roughly.

"Is there a way you can touch me? A position that will give me more pleasure?" Hidan asked, acting like he new nothing of sex, "I want more. Your cock is so nice."

Kakuzu pulled out of Hidan and picked him up, throwing him onto the bed. "Spread your legs, dirty girl."

Hidan did as he was told, his legs spreading apart to show of his swollen heat. "Do I have a pretty clit Kakuzu-sensei? Do you think it tastes good?"

Kakuzu looked down at Hidan, leaning down and kissing Hidan's clit. "Your clit is quite pretty. And you taste delicious."

Hidan shivered in pleasure when Kakuzu kissed his clit. "Will you give my pretty clit a French kiss? Several of them? Then you can put cock back in me."

Kakuzu began to lick at Hidan's clit before taking it into his mouth and sucking on it roughly. He did it for several minutes before thrusting back into Hidan roughly.

Hidan writhed on the bed as Kakuzu's mouth worked wonders on his clit, squealing as Kakuzu thrust back inside him. "Kakuzu-sensei~ Fuck my pretty clit good. I want to feel you cum inside me."

Kakuzu grabbed onto Hidan's hips and forced himself to go as fast as his body would let him, grunting slightly with the effort.

Every thrust Kakuzu made had Hidan squealing. "Ah~ m-more, give me more. Feels so good~!" he cooed, grabbing his legs and holding them to his chest as best he could, "You're hitting me in just t-the right spot. Shit- I'm cumming~." Hidan yelled, cumming hard as his muscles clamped down on Kakuzu's member.

It didn't take much after Hidan’s muscles clamped around his member to make him release. He let out a loud moan and came deep inside Hidan. Pulling out slowly afterwards, he laid next to Hidan, nuzzling his cheek. "I love you."

Hidan smiled and rolled on to his side. "I love you too. You're the best at everything." he kissed Kakuzu's forehead, "If you ever have to urge to role-play something go ahead and tell me. Kay?"

Kakuzu nuzzled his face into Hidan's breasts, kissing the skin between them. Hidan's breasts were very soft and comfortable. "I don't think I'll have an urge to role-play again. I don't want to pretend you're someone else."

"I was still Hidan. I was just playing you know. I liked it up until you started hurting me, then I liked it again." Hidan wrapped his arms around Kakuzu's head, "You make a great horny teacher."

"It's just different," Kakuzu sighed and kissed the skin between Hidan's breasts. "It's so soft right here."

"Oh, you liked it though." Hidan said, kissing the top of Kakuzu's head, "It a pair of breasts of course it's soft. Hey, did you like the pearl panties?"

"I loved it. I think I want to get a whip for you now. Maybe even a collar," Kakuzu mused, thinking of the possibilities. "But they're much softer than most woman's. The pearl panties were okay."

"So that means I get to be a sex slave then? Sounds fun, go get them. I want the collar to be studded." Hidan laughed loud and big before going into smaller ones, his trade mark laugh, "They're soft because I don't know what a pair of breasts feel like. You didn't like it? It hardly covered anything."

"I don't have them I'll need to buy them, and really, I don't want to go the store today," Kakuzu said, leaving hickies between Hidan's breasts. "It was different, it looked like it squeezed your heat in a different way."

"I know you don't want to go to the store. After sex like that who would?" Hidan said, pulling Kakuzu's face away from his chest, "It would be better if you sucked on another part of my chest you know? What do you mean by that? It went right threw the lips and in between my ass."

"Someone who has the energy of a mouse on cocaine?" Kakuzu leaned in and nibbled on Hidan's nipple, taking it into his mouth and sucking roughly. "That's what I meant. It just looked weird."

"So Tobi would go out after sex like that?" Hidan laughed, watching Kakuzu suckle his breast with hungry eyes, "So you didn't find it sexy at all? I felt so sexy in them."

Kakuzu chuckled slightly, "I'm sure he would." He pulled away from Hidan's breast and pulled Hidan so he was laying on top of him, making the pillowy breasts press into his chest. "It was somewhat sexy."

"Tobi having sex. Bleh." Hidan stuck out his tongue, resting his head on Kakuzu's chest, "All that dirty talk was embarrassing."

Kakuzu shrugged, "Tobi probably has sex just as much as you or me." He stroked Hidan's hair and closed his eyes. "Really? I thought the dirty talk was a turn-on."

"I doubt it. Who would have sex with him?" Hidan sighed heavily, "Not saying it wasn't, it was just embarrassing. I want more sex."

"Probably Zetsu or something," Kakuzu said, rolling over after pushing Hidan off him. "No more sex. You've already came four times today. I can't keep up anymore."

"No fucking way." Hidan said, retching, "That is gross. No way. I'd prefer thinking of Deidara and... I don't know, Sasori having sex." Hidan whined, "Why not? You came once. How can you not be wanting more?"

Kakuzu nuzzled his face into the pillow and scowled. "I don't want sex because I'm not a horny rabbit like you. Plus too much sex makes a relationship bad."

"That isn't any fun. How is to much sex bad?" Hidan asked, sitting on Kakuzu bottom, "Will you get bored with me or something?"

Kakuzu looked up form the pillow and back at Hidan. "No, I wouldn't get bored with you, you'd get bored with me. And too much sex can cause it to become harder to get it up."

"No I wouldn't. I love you. Why would you think that?" Hidan asked, kissing the back of Kakuzu's neck, "I could never get bored of you. Are you saying that because I'm so much younger then you?"

Kakuzu sighed and rested his face back in the pillow. "Because I can't give you sex all the time..." He turned his face so he could breath a bit. "Yes, I say it because you're so much younger than me."

"Oh Kakuzu. It's stupid to think like that. I don't want sex all the time, but I want more right now." Hidan slid his arms under Kakuzu and hugged him around the waste, kissing the small of his back; "You're very active for someone your age. You are great, handsome, so strong... You're perfect."

Kakuzu pushed Hidan off slightly and rolled over, pulling him close to his chest. "How can you still want more?" He leaned up and kissed Hidan. "I'm far, far, far from perfect."

"I want more because I like being so close to you. It feels good yes, but I like the closeness." Hidan slid his arms around Kakuzu's neck, "You are so fucking perfect, you cock sucker. Just accept that I think you're perfect."

"Well then, why don't we go and have sex in the pool, we've never actually done it there before," Kakuzu thought for a moment. "Perhaps you could give me another prostate massage?"

"Alright." Hidan said, sliding off Kakuzu and went to his closet, putting on the crotchless bikini, "I'll give you one after we have sex again. You were too tired to have it the first time. So what do you think of this? It doesn't cover shit, you can see my fucking breasts too."

Kakuzu looked over to Hidan. "What's the point of wearing something if it doesn't cover anything?" He asked, walking over to Hidan and kissing him softly. "You do look good in it though."

"Because it's sexy." Hidan said, playing with his nipples and leaning into the kiss, "Of course it does. Now lets go."

Kakuzu grabbed a towel and wrapped it around Hidan. "Just in case someone is in the hallways, I don't want them to see you in this."

Hidan held to towel around himself, walking out the door. "Come on 'Kuzu. Lets have some fun."

Kakuzu walked out the bedroom door and to the training pool, opening the door and slipping inside.

Hidan let the towel drop once he was inside, stretching. "What should we do first?"

Kakuzu dived into the pool and swam around a bit. "Lock the doors."

Hidan nodded and locked the door, going to the shallow end and wading in. "Okay, don't toss me in alright?"

Kakuzu nodded and swam over to Hidan, pulling him into deeper water. He could already feel himself getting harder. "Now, what do you want me to do to you?"

Hidan paused, thinking. "Let your threads out; your hearts." he finally said.

Kakuzu nodded and let the hearts exit his body, letting a soft, pained cry come from him. "Okay, now what?"

"Make them touch me. You watch. Please?" Hidan asked, looking around at the expressionless masks.

Kakuzu nodded and backed up slightly, letting his hearts have space to ravish Hidan's body. He had one softly caressing Hidan's breasts, another one was playing with his lover’s clit. The wind elements was actually entering Hidan's heat, while the last one, the fire element began to thrust into Hidan's ass.

Hidan gasped; "Oh... This is nice~." Hidan said, the earth element heart nuzzling Hidan's cheek. His toes curled as waves of pleasure shook his body. "Don't forget Ka-Kakuzu... You get to what ever you want to me -ah!" Hidan screamed when the wind heart bit him.

Kakuzu had the wind and fire elements pick up speed. He reached down and began to stroke himself as he watched his lover get pleasured by his hearts.

Hidan panted heavily. "Kakuzu~... Come here please." he ordered, tenderly petting the lightning element, "I want you to kiss me."

Kakuzu obeyed Hidan and moved over to Hidan, kissing him roughly and had the fire and wind elements become rougher with their thrusting. "Are you enjoying this?"

Hidan wrapped his arms around Kakuzu's shoulders. "I am. It feels really nice." he shivered, "Is there anything perverted you want to do to me?"

Kakuzu had the hearts there for a few more minutes before it became unbearable and he took the wind element's place, thrusting into Hidan's tight heat. "Anything perverted? I can't think of anything."

Hidan sighed in bliss as Kakuzu entered him. "Come on? Any other fan-yah- fantasies that your old fashioned ways are keeping you from doing?"

Kakuzu shook his head and made all the hearts back off. He did a few hand signs and a shadow clone of him appeared and entered Hidan from behind. "I think I'll just have a threesome with you." Kakuzu began to thrust into Hidan, having his clone do the same.

"Ah~ wonderful idea." Hidan said, kissing Kakuzu softly. Hidan reached back and pulled the clone closer, moaning loudly. He gasped as the wind element came back and sent a few threads to massaged his breasts. "Mmm... That one really likes me."

Kakuzu began to pick up his pace, pounding into Hidan with enough force to crush bone. His clone tried to one up him and began to go faster and harder than him.

"Ah~! Boys, be gentle. It seems the wind element is the most considerate." Hidan said, obviously enjoying how the two Kakuzu's were competing over him, "Ow slow down. You’re both the same. I don't want you two to get hurt. One wrong thrust and you'll break your penis."

Kakuzu nuzzled Hidan's hair, kissing the top of his head and slowing down. "I love you Hidan," He said, starting to feel slightly jealous of the wind element now.

"I love you too Kakuzu." Hidan said, "You're better then either of them." Hidan's breath caught in his throat, his orgasm approaching. "We need to go to the sh-shallow end for the next part."

Kakuzu smiled and ran his hands over Hidan's body. He pulled out when Hidan told him they needed to go to the shallow end and sighed. He was already shifting restlessly and stroking himself, just wanting to release.

"H-hey get back in! I meant the prostate massage." Hidan said, gasping as the clone's hand went to his heat, fingering him roughly, "Ah~ Kakuzu!"

Kakuzu pulled the clone's hand away from Hidan's heat and thrust back in. He began slowly to move inside of Hidan, leaning up to kiss him.

Hidan cooed softly as Kakuzu thrust back inside of him. "Mmm. He's a little rough isn't h-he?" he asked, groaning in pleasure, "You're body is the best."

Kakuzu stroked Hidan's hair. "You did say something about a prostate massage?" He licked his lips and began to thrust a little faster. "Of course he is. He's me."

"I'll give you one when were done here." Hidan said, "Mmm, go faster and harder. I'm almost ready."

Kakuzu began to go harder and faster while his fingers slid down and began to play with Hidan's clit.

"Ah... So good." Hidan sighed, pulling the clone to his neck, "Haa... Kakuzu. Coming..." Hidan trailed of and trembled, for once being quiet as he came. He reached back and shoved the clone away, pumping its member; only wanting the Real Kakuzu inside of him.

Kakuzu moaned softly as Hidan came, feeling the walls close around him. A few more quick thrusts and he came deep into Hidan, biting down on Hidan's neck as he did so. He made the clone go away and leaned over the side of the pool "Massage now, please?"

"Alright. You can get your massage now." Hidan said, rolling his eyes and pressing against Kakuzu's back, "Now relax. I don't want to cause you any pain."

Kakuzu sighed and relaxed, leaning forward to rest his head in his arms.

Hidan sighed and rubbed Kakuzu's entrance before sliding in a finger. "Alright, tell me when I find it."

Kakuzu winced when Hidan's finger entered him, swallowing softly, he let himself relax. There was a sudden surge of pleasure that tingled through his spine and he knew Hidan had found his prostate. "Ah, there it is Hidan."

Hidan kissed Kakuzu's cheek, rubbing against his prostate. "Do you want me to add another finger 'Kuzu?" he asked, running his fingers threw this lovers hair.

Kakuzu left out a long breath and shifted slightly, leaning back against Hidan's finger. "Another finger?" He thought for a moment about this. "Yes... I want you to add another finger."


Hidan nodded, sliding in another finger as gently as he could. "I'm sorry." he said, roughly rubbing Kakuzu's prostate, "I'm sorry if this hurts."

Kakuzu winced slightly as another finger was added and he let out the breath he was holding. "It doesn't hurt." He groaned and pressed against Hidan's fingers as they rubbed his prostate. "That feels amazing."

Hidan reached down with his free hand and began to pump Kakuzu's member. "I love you more then anything." he said, "Do you want another finger or are you fine with this?"

Kakuzu moaned when Hidan began to pump his member. "I love you too, Hidan," he murmured, "Add another finger."

"Do you love me more than anything or anyone?" Hidan asked, pumping Kakuzu's member even faster. He added a third finger, his fingers now moving incredibly fast.

"Y-ahhh- Y-yes," Kakuzu moaned, now practically riding Hidan's fingers as his hips tried to move to the pleasure that was happening at both ends.

Hidan smiled, finally he was loved more then her. "Please say my name when you come." he said, his hand and fingers moving even faster, "You make my name sound wonderful."

Kakuzu became more frantic with his hips, feeling his orgasm quickly approaching. He let out a loud moan and called out Hidan's name.

Hidan smiled and watched Kakuzu's cum squirt into the water. "Enjoy that, Kakuzu-kun?" he asked, the 'kun' being sarcastic at always, but everything else was sweet, "I liked watching you. So you love me the most right?"

Kakuzu leaned back against Hidan, taking his wrist and pulling out his lover's fingers. "Yes, I did." He closed his eyes and his breathing slowed, feeling like he was about to pass out. "Yes...I still love you the most..."

Hidan smiled, kissing Kakuzu's back. "They were watching us." Hidan said while looking over his shoulder at the elements, all staring blankly at them.

Kakuzu looked at his hearts and tried to figure out what to do with them, seeing as he didn't have the energy to put them back in his body.

"You know... We could use the wind one to give the girls a ride. Even when you're weak they still obey you." Hidan said, kissing Kakuzu's cheek, "I think that one is sexually attracted to me."

Kakuzu nodded tiredly, groaning quietly, "I would, but I'm way too tired." He leaned against Hidan once more. "Who wouldn't be sexually attracted to you?"

"They move on their own. Look." Hidan pointed to the fire element, which was climbing out of the pool, shaking all the water off itself, "See? They do their own thing when you’re not doing anything. Do they ever fight with each other?"

Kakuzu nodded, and closed his eyes, swaying on his feet slightly. Three orgasms were extremely tiring. "No, they've never fought. They know I'd kill them if they fought. Then I'd just go and get another heart, but still."

"Come on. Lets get you in bed. Do you want some chicken broth? It's low in fat and sodium." Hidan said, pulling Kakuzu to the steps, "Or would you rather rest in the three inch deep area?"

Kakuzu shook his head, " I just want to sleep, you can take out the girls while I'm napping," Kakuzu said, slowly walking to the bedroom, using a towel there to dry off before climbing into bed

Hidan nodded, giving a kiss to Kakuzu and stealing a shirt and pants from his lover before taking the girls out; the wind element right behind them. He was a man again of course.

Kakuzu fell asleep quickly after he climbed into bed.

Hidan returned hours later. He put the girls down for a nap and made some soup. He went back to his room and set the bowl on the side table. "Kakuzu?"

Kakuzu woke up when he heard Hidan saying his name, he rolled over to face him and smiled. "Hey, did you and the girls have fun?"

"Yes we did. You should see their hair, it's all windswept." Hidan said, smoothing back Kakuzu's hair, "Want some hot soup?"

Kakuzu shook his head, "No thank you, I'm not all that hungry, still feeling a little groggy actually."

"Fuck you. I already made it." Hidan said, "Sorry we don't have raw goosefish liver. I know you love that."

"Maybe you should've waited until I woke up to see if I was hungry," Kakuzu grumbled, and rolled over,

"Will you just eat a little of it?" Hidan pleaded.

Kakuzu sighed and nodded, grabbing the bowl and eating a little of the soup. "Happy?"

"More then that. Eat a quarter of it and I'll eat the rest. Alright?"

Kakuzu ate most of it and then handed it to Hidan. "Did the wind element try to do anything else to you?"

"Yes it did. It tried to jack me off. I also know you got rid of my heart. That was so not my chakra." Hidan said, taking the bowl and slurping up the rest.

"Jack you off?" Kakuzu asked, "What do you mean by that?" He looked to the side, "Yes. I got rid of it when I thought you cheated on me."

"It tried to touch my penis stupid." Hidan said, wiping his mouth, "Want a new one?"

Kakuzu scoffed, "And you didn't let it? I'm surprised." He shook his head. "I don't need a new one right now."

"The girls were with me! Acheron was in my lap!" Hidan snapped.

"Oh yes, that makes a lot of sense," Kakuzu said, leaning in to kiss Hidan.

Hidan met Kakuzu's kiss briefly before pulling away. "Lets go shopping for the rings."

Kakuzu shook his head, "We can go shopping tomorrow, right now I just want to stay here."

"Okay." Hidan said, taking of the pants he was wearing and crawling into bed with Kakuzu, "So you love me more then her now?"

Kakuzu growled and rolled over, facing away form Hidan. "No, I don't because, you know what?! She wouldn't keep asking if I loved her more than someone else."

"So you lied to me again?" Hidan asked, fuming, "I asked you if you loved me most. You said you did. Was that another moment of passion?"

"No, I did love you more than her, but then you had to keep asking me if I loved you more," Kakuzu growled, "I hate being asked the same question over and over. It's ignorant."

"Get out of my room." Hidan said, "If you love her so much go dig her up and fuck her corpse."

Kakuzu sighed and rolled over, grabbing Hidan and pulling him close to his chest. "No I will not get out."

"I said get out and fuck that god damned, rotting, slutty bitch." Hidan snapped, trying to shove Kakuzu away, "You obviously love her more, maybe you could go to that Orochimaru guy and have him bring her back to life."

"You know what, fine I will, and you know what, I won't come back either," Kakuzu said, putting on some clothes and slamming the door behind him as he left. He left the base quickly and began running to her grave,

Hidan sighed sadly. "Why can't you see I'm better then her Kakuzu?" he said to no one, "I'd give you every thing. Even my life. Well they won't need me anymore. The girls will have a better mother then me." Hidan stood up and took off his ring, setting it on the side table and left. He would only come back if Kakuzu came for him.

Kakuzu stayed at her grave for a little while, just somewhat in a daze before going to town and buying a ring for Hidan and heading back to the base. Once he was there, he began to look around for Hidan, but couldn't find him anywhere.

Hidan sighed. "I'm a coward." he said, at a small cafe only a block away from the base. He had been planning to go to at least to the edge of the border between Suna and Ame, but he couldn't.

Kakuzu began to walk around town to search for Hidan, finding him at a cafe. He stormed in and threw the ring at Hidan. "There."

"I thought you were going to dig her up." Hidan said absently, looking at the simple band ring with a piece of opal in it. It looked cheap. What more could Hidan have expected?

"I never said that, I was just going to visit her grave," Kakuzu said, looking at Hidan and sitting down across from him.

" 'You know what, fine I will, and you know what, I won't come back either.' Your words. Now go do it." Hidan said, fingering the ring before slipping it on his finger.

Kakuzu sighed and reached across the table, cupping Hidan's cheek in his hand. "Yes, I still love her, and yes I love you, but I can’t love either of you more than the other."

"You did. But my insecurity was what made you love me less." Hidan said, smacking Kakuzu's hand away, "One day Kakuzu, you will say something you don't mean and you will loose me. Forever."

Kakuzu sighed and rested his head in his arms. "Hidan, you need to get over yourself sometimes. I love you, but sometimes you only think about yourself. How do you think I felt every time you asked me that?"

"Who cares. I won't be asking you if you love me any more. I'm inferior to a dead woman who you had trouble getting it on with after all." Hidan said, " And I'm serious Kakuzu. You will loose me if you keep saying things you don't mean. When people are angry they tend to tell the truth."

"I only had trouble getting it on with her because I had a broken hip!" Kakuzu said, glaring slightly at Hidan.

“You had sex with her before. You said she did that when she was pregnant. I have a better memory then you think." Hidan snapped, "You always lie to me. Why?"

Kakuzu sighed and stood up. "You know what? I'm sick of this, why do you always have to bring her up, she's in the past, you're my future, why can't you just get over it?!" He sighed and sat down again. "I don't always lie."

"You lied about that though." Hidan snapped, "You also lied about loving me." Hidan stood up. "Be honest with me. Do you really want to marry me?"

Kakuzu gave up and just rested his head in his arms. "Yes Hidan, I really want to marry you."

"Look at me in the eyes and tell me." Hidan ordered.

Kakuzu looked at Hidan's eyes. "I really want to marry you."

Hidan nodded and walked away, heading back to base. "We should stay away from each other until the day we get married."

Kakuzu chased after Hidan and pulled him into a kiss. "I love you," He said, walking ahead of him to go to the base.

"I love you too heathen." Hidan said, "We're still not seeing each other until the morning we get married."

"Then let's get married tomorrow," Kakuzu suggested.

"You mean that? Tomorrow?" Hidan started laughing, run at Kakuzu and tackling him onto a old bed on the street.

"Of course I mean that," Kakuzu said, chuckling as Hidan tackled him to the bed. He leaned up and kissed him passionately, sliding his hands down to grope Hidan's ass.

Hidan returned the kiss, squeaking as Kakuzu grabbed his ass. "I love you." he said, still laughing insanely, "I'm sorry for being selfish."

Kakuzu rolled over and Pinned Hidan to the bed, leaning into kiss Hidan again. "I love you too."

"Kakuzu... We're in public." Hidan said sheepishly, "They're looking at us."

Kakuzu slipped his hand into Hidan's pants. "Let them look."

Hidan squirmed. "Kakuzu please... There’s a crowd. They don't look to happy." he gasped in pleasure, biting his lip and squirming again. Fuck, he was so embarrassed. Out in the air, nothing sheltering him. "Kakuzu... My chest hurts."

Kakuzu sighed and pulled his hand out, standing up. "Why does your chest hurt?"

"I don't know..." Hidan said, still clutching his chest, the pain slowly ebbing away, "Stress Maybe?"

Kakuzu nodded, picking up Hidan bridal style. "You can borrow my alone time things if you want to, it really gets rid of the stress."

"No. I'm fine. I have my own toy. I just really want to be with you." Hidan yawned, "I feel really tired."

"Actually, I was talking about the bath supplies, but to each their own, I suppose," Kakuzu said, going to the base and heading to their bedroom.

Hidan yawned again, his eyes growing heavy. "I don't like your shampoo." Hidan said groggily, "If you want sex you can molest me in my sleep."

Kakuzu sighed and tossed Hidan on to the bed, crawling next to him. "I would never molest you in your sleep. That's just wrong."

"Not even when I give you permission?" Hidan asked, his eyes closed.

"Not even when you give me permission."

"No... fun." Hidan drifted off to sleep, snoring softly.

Kakuzu sighed and stroked Hidan's hair.