Ecchi no shachou

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Ecchi no shachou

18. Home sweet home

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It was another hot and very sunny day in Tokyo but the diamond dolphin on Iruka's wrist shone even brighter than the burning sun.

Iruka stepped out of the car and quickly put his sunglasses on. They covered his scar but still made him look really cool, almost dangerous. He also removed his jacket earlier and rolled up the sleeves of his white shirt. Kakashi badly wanted to fuck him again… but sadly it wasn't the time for that. He put his arm over his assistant's shoulders and led him through the driveway to the door of their new house.

"Here you go, Hatake-sama."

Kakashi took the key from a guy waiting for them on the porch.

"Thank you Aoba-san."

Kakashi opened the door but when Iruka tried to take a step to get in, his boss stopped him.

"Kashi? What is it?"

Kakashi smirked evilly and with one swift and very quick move he swooped Iruka from his feet and held bridal style in his arms.

"Aoba-san, the door!"

Aoba failed to hide his smile but held the door while Iruka was squirming and cursing.

"Let me go, you idiot! Put me down!"

The inside of the house was nice and cool. It was a great relief to come out of the sun's burning torture. The hall was huge and when Iruka's feet finally hit the floor the sound echoed all around. They took their shoes off and left them in the genkan. Kakashi's heart skipped a beat when Iruka took his hand and led him through the hallway.

"Come on, I'll show you everything! It's really great! I still think it was much too expensive but it is very nicely furnished and is really beautiful…"

Kakashi pulled him by his hand and kissed his cheek.

"You're beautiful."

Iruka blushed and hit his arm softly, then pulled him further into the house.

"This is the best part – the kitchen. It's huge and very functional, but also nice and cozy and there is this easy access to the dining part…"

"You better show me the bedroom. Unless you want the first time in our new home to be on a kitchen table."

Iruka blushed again, but he didn't laugh or smile. "OUR" new home…? They needed to talk.

"Kakashi…"

"What is it, baby? You should be glad that it wasn't in a genkan! I thought about it when you were taking of your shoes…"

Kakashi tried to cuddle him but Iruka moved away and leaned his back on the kitchen counter. He needed some distance from Kakashi to have this conversation because the other man's closeness never failed to make him lose his mind. He needed to say everything he was going to, like that he couldn't move in here. He had Naruto and…

"Kakashi… You know I can't really… live here with you."

"Well, I won't let you live here with anyone else… except Naruto…"

"It's not what I meant…"

Kakashi's face hardened. He knew what Iruka meant and he didn't like this conversation one bit. They should be having sex right now or at least choosing new drapes to the living room or something…! It was true that he loved everything about Iruka but his habit of complicating simple things was annoying.

"Of course you can live here WITH ME and you will. You already said yes. Aoba has already rented a team to move your stuff."

"WHAT? When?"

"When you were taking a shower. Don't complicate it. It's settled. Naruto is already packing. You can't change your mind now. I love you, remember?"

"What do you mean that Naruto is packing?"

"Sasuke is helping him, although I know that he is planning on stealing Naruto's stuff and delivering them to his own house instead… Even though I understand that urge, I will not let that happen. I want Naruto to move in here. I want this place to be his home too. Then if he wants he may try to move in with Sasuke, but only when he understands that his home is here and he may always come back… I already had a fight with Sasuke about that one…"

Iruka couldn't believe it. Kakashi thought about everything and was always one step ahead. And he wanted Iruka with Naruto... He was incredible…

"I feel like an idiot… I guess I tend to look for problems where there really aren't any… Maybe it's because when everything is fine it just looks too good to be true, you know… You're too good to be true… Too good for me, I guess…"

"No, no, no, no… I won't let you say weird things like that. You only have to trust me a little more. It may take time, it's alright. I know you think I'm a total moron but… you were a teacher! You must have some special gene or something that helps you tolerate people like me…"

Iruka was suddenly back in Kakashi's loving arms.

"You're perfect for me just as I am perfect for you. There's nothing more to it than that. The only problem we may have right now is that I have already decided that IT will be on the kitchen counter and I still don't have any stupid condoms… But it's alright, ne? If it's at home… we can do it whenever we feel like to, right?"

Kakashi was taking off Iruka's tie when they heard the soft tapping sound coming from the hall. They turned their surprised expressions at the small tired looking brown pug.

"Oh…" Kakashi suddenly seemed to remember something. One more possible problem…

"Ruka… Please… I need you to meet Pakkun…"

Iruka stifled a laugh seeing Kakashi's almost scared expression. Was he really afraid that Iruka wouldn't let him keep this little dog…? As ugly as it seemed at the first sight the pug was oddly cute… in a comical kind of way. Iruka kneeled down and scratched the pug's velvety head.

"Hello, Pakkun. My name's Iruka. I'm pleased to meet you. "

The dog grinned showing all his canines.

Iruka's hand retreated like it had been burned.

"What the fuck?"

Kakashi patted his back and pulled him back up to his feet.

"Isn't he cute, Ruka? Can we keep him?"

"Uuum… sure, but did you see that...? It looked like he just… smiled…"

Iruka laughed at the sheer absurdity of the mere idea that a dog could actually smile. Kakashi echoed the sound though it sounded very strained… forced even.

"So, you really agree to keep dogs in the house?"

"Umm…sure…" Something in Kakashi's statement sounded a bit wrong but Iruka wasn't sure what it was. "I love animals…"

Kakashi hugged him from behind and kissed his neck. "That's wonderful, baby!"

More weird patting sounds drew their attention back to the door.

"So… could we possibly keep Bisuke too?"

Sure enough there was another dog at the door. It was small, yellowish and had a kanji sign saying 'Ninja' on his forehead… Trust Kakashi to find a dog with a tattoo… Iruka sighed.

"Sure, I guess… Hello Bisuke!"

Iruka patted Bisuke's head and before he could say anything else there was another dog in the kitchen. He looked almost like a mummy. Now THAT was weird even for Kakashi!

"Kakashi…"

"Yes, baby?"

Iruka wanted to ask but decided that it was pointless. He stood up and looked out into the hallway. He needed to know if there was another dog waiting there. His eyes widened and he backed up into the kitchen followed by… what seemed to be the rest of the pack.

"What the hell?" Iruka wondered if he was hallucinating because there was no way that there was the whole dog shelter suddenly in their new kitchen… right?

"I love you, Ruka…. And… there is kind of… like… eight of them and we would never separate the pack, right? Right, baby?"

Iruka looked at him incredulously.

"Eight dogs?"

"Please, Iruka, say yes. We have found them today in Orochimaru's lab. Those freaks were doing some absolutely horrible experiments on them! Just look at poor Uhei's neck and Shiba's left paw… or his hair (Iruka missed Shiba's death glare) And Bisuke? They burned a kanji on his tiny little forehead! We saved them and now they need a home!"

"…But… Why can't they have eight different homes? You know… one for each of them…"

"Because…" Kakashi stared to answer but another voice had finished his sentence.

"Because if someone realizes we can talk they will do the experiments all over again!"

Then there was only darkness and for few more hours Iruka was a happy dolphin frolicking in the water again... Bliss…

Until he woke up.

He was lying on a couch and his head was resting on Kakashi's lap. Pale hand was stroking his hair. His hair tie was gone but it was alright. He liked when Kakashi played with his hair…

"I think he's moving, boss…"

...?

T h e t a l k I n g d o g s !

"Shut up, Pakkun! You'll wake him up!"

Iruka sat up.

"Kakashi…"

"Yes baby?"

Kakashi tried to hug him again but Iruka stood up glaring at him and making even dogs hide their tails between their legs.

"Iruka, love, I know it sounds weird and I can't even really explain it but we had found these dogs in Orochimaru's secret lab. We don't know what he did to them but now they can talk. This man is apparently as brilliant as crazy! But you know that if someone finds out about this they will take them all away and probably dissect them or worse! So I thought that we could keep them here in secret… of course only if you agree. You're the boss…"

"I thought that YOU're the boss…"

"SHUT UP, Urushi! Ruka, if you don't want dogs in your home - they're gone. I know that eight dogs is… well… it's a lot and they are not exactly small, but…"

Iruka looked at him pointedly.

"Well, yes, Bull is huge even for a horse probably, but…"

Iruka raised his hand and Kakashi immediately shut up.

"Ok… that's enough…. I understand… You want to keep eight dogs… that can talk… Uuuum…. Fine, I guess… the house is huge…"

The gray dog with a bandaged paw and a coxcomb –Shiba – seemed really happy.

"Boss, your bitch is not that bad…"

Iruka pinned Shiba to the floor with his glare and added:

"Although it may be too small for that one! I'm sure we can find some comfortable cage in a shelter for one talking dog with a stupid hair cut."

Shiba shivered. He looked helplessly at Kakashi looking for some sort of support but the man only shrugged and his entire being emanated with "If you're stupid you're on your own…" attitude.

"I think I just peed on the carpet… and on my own tail… sorry…"

Pakkun decided to take his side: "But I can smell the boss on you…"

"Yes, well…" Iruka blushed again even though he tried hard not to. "… it's because this idiot's mine. But if any of you dare to call me a bitch again I may decide that we prefer our dogs sterilized, are we clear?"

Shiba only nodded not daring to speak again and sat down not minding the puddle under his ass…

"And don't piss on the carpet. I'm not going to clean up just because you're a sissy, ok?"

The last part Iruka said with a smile that almost made Shiba piss again but for entirely different reason. His tail swatted against the wet carpet when Iruka's tanned hand ruffled his comb-like hair.

"What happened to you? Let me see…"

Iruka knelt down and started to check on Shiba's left paw. The dog couldn't take his eyes of Iruka's face. It looked like caramel ice-cream and he wondered if it tasted as sweet. Not thinking of possible consequences he licked Iruka's cheek. It was surprising how Kakashi managed to accidentally step on his tail. He was sitting on a couch just a moment ago… This man had many secrets. Shiba whined in pain and Iruka sent Kakashi back to the couch with just one disappointed look. Iruka's cheek wasn't exactly sweet but Shiba liked how soft and warm it was so he decided that he would do it again soon even at the price of being stepped on by the jealous boss…

Soon Iruka had his hands full of love deprived talking dogs, checking on their wounds, listening to their stories or just cuddling them and stroking their fur. Kakashi wasn't jealous but he sat behind Iruka and drew him close to his body, holding him between his spread legs in possessive embrace.

"And what was your name again, big guy?"

"Well… Bull doesn't talk. But he understands everything!"

Bull nodded.

"That's cool too…"

That's when the door burst open and another pair stormed in.

"Hello, you talking kennel!"

Eight pairs of doggy eyes looked at Naruto kind of warily. Only Pakkun answered.

"Yo!"

Naruto came closer with a broad smile, his brooding boyfriend close behind.

"Look Sas, they're much cooler than Itachi's cats!"

Iruka thought that nothing can surprise him anymore.

"So, Itachi has talking cats?"

"Yea! They're really creepy…. Hey doggies! I'm Naruto!"

Iruka looked questioningly at his boss. "How many cats were there?"

Kakashi sweat dropped. "Only two… Denka and Hina. But they really are weird. You wouldn't want them here. One of them keeps mocking me imitating my voice!* I hate him…"

Iruka hugged and kissed him hiding his amused smile.

"Naruto... we need to talk about the moving. If you don't want to m…"

"Are you kidding me? This house is awesome! And besides you want to be with this perv, don't you?"

"Well… I do. So you're really alright with that?"

"Sure! Besides, teme won't let me stay here too much anyway. Look at him. He's bitching since he had found out."

"You would move in with ME if you cared about me, dobe!"

"See? I'm listening to this since Kakashi's call..."

"Shut up, Naruto! I was first! You have a toothbrush and tons of your clothes in my place!"

Naruto refrained from pointing out that it was Sasuke who had bought the toothbrush and that the 'tons of his clothes' were actually two T-shirts and a pair of boxers…

"You're just pissed because you wanted to keep the talking cats!"

"Itachi said they would be MINE!"

"But they want to be with the baby…."

"GUNJI is NOT their baby! Deidara had found him on a street! Hina is just a crazy, barren pitiful pussy- lunatic! Why did you even tell her about Gunji?"

Naruto only rolled his eyes.

"Excuse me…." It was Guruko. "You're a couple too, right?"

Sasuke snorted. "At least that's what I thought until an hour ago!"

Guruko's head moved slowly from Sasuke and Naruto to Kakashi and Iruka. He probably blinked but it's kind of hard to tell with his eyes.

"If all human couples are all just male than how do you breed?"

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.…...

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Good Uchiha's were emotionless, cool and collected.

Or at least that was the perfection they all always tried to achieve. Fugaku was far from it and often got angry very easily (snapping at poor little Sasuke for the pettiest reasons) but he tried. Some of them didn't try as hard, like Obito – crazy and hot headed uncle Obito… live fast and die young kind of guy… Itachi loved him very much but never tried to be like him. He wanted to be always perfectly composed and prepared for everything. He needed to know that he has full control over everything, so nothing could ever surprise him. Everything in his life was always carefully planned. He never rushed things and he was really good at planning far ahead.

That's why the recent events turned his world upside down and left him completely lost.

Deidara was the element of chaos of Itachi's perfect world. Deidara was the only thing he couldn't control, couldn't grasp… and he couldn't help but want to. He wanted Deidara so much. He tried to distract himself with work but it was useless. During the morning meeting he really did his best to talk about other things but he kept thinking about the blond anyway…

And then Deidara called…

Itachi took him (and Gunji) to the lab this morning and was very reluctant to leave him there alone so Deidara promised to call him every hour. Just this little fact put a very small (almost invisible) smile on Itachi's face for the whole morning. Even when he was with Kakashi in Chiba he was still in good mood! He couldn't wait to get back to the lab to see the bomber and he was so focused on this that he hardly even noticed that those cats he agreed to take in were actually talking!

He left the cats at Uchiha residence and went straight to the lab. He would tease the blond enjoying the friendly banter. He liked to watch Deidara when he was working. He liked the way his eyebrows knitted together when he was concentrated and the way his tongue was coming out when he was dealing with exceptionally dangerous substances. Deidara's tongue…. His long sinful tongue was invading Itachi's dreams…

He finally reached the Uchiha Corp. building. Dealing with the security (codes, passes, passwords and guards) was a pain and took forever but it calmed his heat. With this security level Deidara would be safe even if Itachi was not around to keep an eye on him.

Finally he reached the elevator, the only one in the building that had access to the lower levels with the laboratories. He stepped in and pushed the button of Deidara's level. His heart was already beating faster. Silvery surface of the elevator's door reflected his pale face. He nervously fixed his hair even though it was as perfect as ever.

It was so… frustrating… When the elevator stopped he could feel his insides acting weird. It was somewhere around his adrenal gland so it was just adrenaline… Damn chemistry… He fixed his hair again, and then straightened his tie (not that there was anything to fix there too). One deep breath and a step out. He stopped. This was ridiculous. He put his hands to his pockets and realized that they were sweating. This situation was killing him. Deidara left him all hot and bothered last night and the Uchiha was really on edge right now. He was afraid that if he didn't get the chance to fuck the blond soon than he would probably beat him into a pulp. This idiot loved to play with explosives, right? So now he had a very dangerous type in the shape of one very horny Uchiha.

Gunji jumped into the tank again. Deidara forgot to refill his saucer with water (…again) and the kitten went back down there to lick the plughole… again. Deidara was terribly distracted all day. He didn't get much sleep recently. He spent the last night thinking of every possible thing that could have happen if he only decided to stay with Itachi. He knew that his boss wasn't only teasing him. He wanted Deidara to stay the night and he surely wasn't planning to simply let him sleep peacefully by his side this time. It could have been so great… to just let this bastard do whatever the hell he wanted… just give himself to the stoic Uchiha and see what he would do and how he looked being completely lost in his own pleasure.

With a heavy sigh he bend over the rim of the tank and stretched his arm to reach his pet but the kitten was apparently in a playful mood and decided to be difficult.

"Goddamn it, Gunji! Come back here."

Itachi discretely opened the door and stood there leaning on the frame and enjoying the view. Deidara wasn't wearing an overall again…

Itachi's earlier nervousness morphed into something entirely different… (carnal? Playful?) The way that light blue jeans clad the long legs and this perfect ass made Itachi's blood run south. He remembered all too well how good Deidara looked when he wasn't wearing any unnecessary garments… He stepped closer, silently like a sneaky weasel and when he was standing directly behind the blond he bent down pressing his body to the very surprised scientist. Deidara's whole body tensed but before he managed to push the intruder away Itachi straightened up with Gunji in his hand. Deidara turned to face him while Itachi still stood very much in his personal space practically pinning him to the tank.

"You goddamn freak, have you ever heard of knocking?"

Deidara was glaring daggers at his boss but it was hard when Itachi's smell was all over him now and his cheeks were burning… The bastard was standing there, much too close for Deidara's comfort and calmly stroked Gunji's soft fur.

"The door was open."

"Yea? Open my ass!"

Itachi raised an eyebrow and smirked evilly.

"If you insist…"

Before Deidara managed to even blink his lips were covered with Itachi's hot ones. When the sharp pull on his hair made him gasp and wet tongue entered his mouth he started to answer the kiss with fervor surprising himself as much as his boss. His whole body was burning. It ached for Itachi for weeks (years actually). He moved his hands to hold on his boss' neck but Itachi didn't let him. He pushed Deidara back, so the blond had to catch something to prevent himself from falling into the tank that was behind his back. He grabbed the pipe that was running vertically over the tank and cursed at Itachi's lack of imagination.

"Shit… what are you doing?"

"Punishing you for not wearing an overall again."

But then he realized that Itachi actually planned it. He wanted to occupy Deidara's hands with something so that the blond wouldn't bother his fun. Black eyes watched him hungrily when the pale hands ripped open his shirt. He was hanging helplessly trapped over the stupid tank, grasping the pipe for dear life, while Itachi licked over the tattoo on his chest. He moaned. Fuck… He was making out with the fucking weasel… and it felt way too good yeah…

Itachi's lips sucked Deidara's nipples making him moan some more. The blond was afraid that at some point he would lose his grip on the pipe and fall down. He shivered partly in fear and partly from pleasure. Itachi pulled down his jeans along with his favorite red boxers with a red BOOM sign and moved his heavenly lips lower to Deidara's navel purposefully ignoring the hard organ probing at his chin.

"Shiiiiiit… Itachi…"

Itachi hummed and buried his face in the scientist's crotch taking one testicle to mouth and running over it with his tongue. Deidara whimpered.

"Itachi…." Apparently saying the bastard's name was pushing him to do more so Deidara repeated it few more times until he felt his boss' mouth closing on his shaft.

"Oh hell yea…"

He could feel the bastard's smirk but ignored it in favor of simply enjoying the blow job. Itachi moved his head holding Deidara's hips, taking in more and more every time.

Deidara's stomach was flat with slight muscles that moved under the tanned skin when the blond writhed in pleasure straining them due to the uncomfortable hanging position. He looked perfect with his beautiful long blond hair scattered loosely around his sweat covered face and torso. Itachi wanted to worship this beauty on his knees but then he got another idea. He grabbed Deidara's legs and removed the blond's trousers from his legs. Then he simply lifted him up positioning his long legs on his shoulders. He sucked hard enjoying Deidara's screams. When he was sure that the blond was at his limits he decided to finally let him out of this trap. Not minding all the curses and name calling that his scientist was throwing at him very loudly, he grabbed his hips stronger and pulled him up. Deidara was terrified but he let go of the pipe and grabbed desperately Itachi's head. He was now sitting at Itachi's shoulders with his dick still buried in his boss' mouth. To his immense relief Itachi quickly lowered him on the metal table. It was cold and unpleasant so Deidara was happy that the ripped shirt still at least partially covered his back. On the other hand everything was better than hanging over the tank, yeah…

Itachi sucked him for a few minutes and then moved his lips lower once again. This time the target was Deidara's puckered hole. Itachi couldn't wait to do it. He buried his tongue as deep as he could and moved it in and out fucking the scientist with the wet slick muscle moistening the entrance as much as he could. Deidara whined pitifully. He pulled his feet up onto the table to get some leverage and moved his hips up separating his back from the cold table and giving Itachi more access. He wanted to hold onto Itachi's head but he didn't dare so just buried his hands in his own hair. Itachi couldn't hold himself any longer. The idiot looked absolutely gorgeous!

Deidara stalled him for much too long. He undid his trousers and pumped his own neglected cock with one hand while with the other one he caressed Deidara's thigh and stomach.

Itachi straightened up and looked down at the blond. He was lying there so willing and exposed, covered only with his hair and ripped white shirt around his elbows. He should stay like this more often instead of being annoying little bitch all the time. Itachi would have to tell him that but not now... He teased and pinched Deidara's nipples earning a few soft moans and then moved his hands down enjoying the feeling of the smooth tanned skin under his fingers. Then he locked his eyes with a pair of shining blue and started to give the blond slow hand job.

Deidara was covered with sweat and on the verge of orgasm. He definitely wasn't going to beg the bastard for ANYTHING so he took one of Itachi's hands and stuck it to his mouth. He hungrily sucked on the slender digits suggesting what he wasn't about to ask for.

Itachi could tease him of course, he was in perfect position to make the other man beg, but the risk was too big. He knew how stupidly stubborn Deidara could be sometimes and he didn't want to check if this was one of those times or not. He pulled his fingers out. They were wet enough.

He rubbed over the pink hole. It practically begged to be penetrated so he pushed one finger in. Feeling some resistance from stressed muscles he retreated and then plunged the digit back in, faster and deeper this time. He repeated the process a few times before adding another finger. Scissoring motions of Itachi's fingers stretched Deidara's insides and once in a while the middle one brushed ever so slightly over his prostate sending jolts of very promising pleasure through his whole body. He reflexively tried to close his legs squeezing Itachi's hand. The brunette loved to watch him squirming so helplessly, being completely on his mercy. He stabbed Deidara few more times and then switched to do circling motions over the walls of surrounding muscles. Deidara's breathing was heavy and ragged. When Itachi wiggled his fingers Deidara's resolve about not begging was beginning to break.

"Itachi…"

He could make him beg but he didn't. He wasn't even sure why. He knew that Deidara wanted to fuck as much as he did. He didn't need anything more. He only wanted to make it worth Deidara's time. He wanted to make it good for the blond. Not just in hopes of repeating the process! He wanted to make him feel really good, like no one else ever had. With one hand still buried it Deidara's soft insides he used the other one to pull him closer. Then he pulled his fingers out and rubbed them around Deidara's anus teasing the hole some more before finally filling it with his turgid erection.

Itachi groaned while Deidara bit his lips and swallowed the scream that was trying to escape his throat however the next thrust made him let out a long moan.

"Aaaaaaaaah…. Ah!... Itachi…"

Itachi just moved. He waited so long for that to happen… He couldn't believe it. He hoped it wasn't just one of his wet dreams…

He pulled out almost to the tip with every thrust to create the most friction. Deidara felt great. Without any lubrication he was almost too tight. Then the thrusts became shallower and faster. He could feel his pleasure building slowly in his abdomen. His hand moved over his lover's throbbing manhood and felt the blond's insides contract. Deidara's legs once again tried to close but there was handsome brunette trapped between them… Before the last spasms managed to leave the blond Itachi pulled out afraid to finish inside of the feisty scientist.

"No, Tachi…"

Itachi almost came just from hearing this, but he still managed to plunge into the blond in just the last moment to fill him up with his cum. Itachi didn't want it to end yet… He wanted to last longer, he wanted to do more. He wanted to drive Deidara crazy… He wanted to kiss him more, to bite him, taste him, mark him… but he couldn't. The blond would kick his ass if he even tried to leave a mark. He treasured his independence and Itachi remembered how this maniac put an explosive device in Hidan's locker in the lab for slapping his ass in the middle of the corridor…

But he wanted to do all those things and he couldn't even lie to himself that he didn't. The need was too strong, too obvious. He wondered if it was obvious for Deidara too… Long tanned legs were squeezing him almost painfully. Deidara's insides were still pulsing with spasm of his own pleasure.

Deidara was half conscious from mind blowing orgasm but still he tried to look at Itachi. He wanted to see him lose control, but the bastard looked like he wasn't really affected all that much. He was sweating and breathing harder, yes, but… It was not what Deidara hoped to see. Itachi's eyebrows furrowed slightly and then suddenly went up. One of his eyes opened but his jaws clenched stopping any sounds… This was it.

Itachi was coming. He forced one of his eyes open and looked at Deidara. He wanted to kiss him but it would be too… soft. Deidara didn't like soft (or so Itachi thought). Itachi thrust sharply one last time and finally let the pleasure win. He tried to stop Deidara's name falling from his lips, but that one thing he didn't manage. He bend down hiding his face from Deidara's view with the veil of his raven black hair.

It was over.

Not just sex, not just the pleasure. There were more things that had ended with what they did than just frustration. It was the end of their flirting and coming on to each other under the cover of friendly banters. It was the end of pretending they didn't want to fuck each other stupid and the end of keeping things in place. Itachi couldn't believe that he could be so weak. So pathetic… so stupid!

He moved away from the scientist and fixed his trousers.

This was… awkward.

What should he do now? Simple: 'sorry, I didn't mean it' probably wouldn't suffice… This was the stupidest thing he had ever done in his entire life! He fucked his friend! What in the world possessed him to come down to the lab when he knew how frustrated he was? It was stupid and there was no other name to it. Well… maybe there was one – a mistake. It was a mistake. He knew it was. And when he looked at the disheveled blond on the steal table, he knew that they both thought the same thing. But who would be the one to say it out loud? Which one would say that it was good but it was a mistake? The one who would say it would also be the one to take the responsibility for the outcome of this whole messed up situation. He would be the one o blame later.

The silence was dragging on and neither of them spoke. They were both wondering if there were other options than pretending it never happened. This constant almost painful desire that had been torturing them until now should be gone… so they would be fine now, right?

Then why neither of them was able to do it?

Was it THAT hard to say something like, "Look man, it was good, but we shouldn't let things like sex between us since we work together…" or "Let's just forget about it…" or at least "Thanks, I needed it!"

Was there any other thing to say in a situation like this one? If there was, neither of them knew what it was until the reality brought Deidara back to Earth. He sat up and felt Itachi's sperm leaking out from his most intimate places.

"I need to go to the bathroom."

Not waiting for an answer and without looking at his boss he got off of the table, picked up his jeans and left the room.

"Fuck…"

Itachi hated himself. He messed up. Even if he didn't really do anything he still knew he messed up. He should have done something, say something. But he still wasn't sure what. He saw Deidara's face when the blond was leaving. It wasn't as cool and laid back as it usually was. There were emotions that stabbed at Itachi's insides. He fucked up and needed to fix it. But was there even a chance? And if there was than what did he even want to achieve? What could he achieve? He didn't know. He didn't know anything anymore, but there was one thing he was sure of. He didn't want to see this face on his blond scientist ever again. He WOULD fix it. They would talk. HE was an Uchiha. He never skirted over the problems and he wouldn't let Deidara to do so either.

...

Deidara always believed that there are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives. This seemed to be one of them though… He was literally fucked… He stepped into the shower and started to wash. Fuck, fuck, fuck… FUCK!

He let Itachi fuck him… Fucking… Fuck…

He brushed the wet hair from his face. He was so stupid… He let the bastard to simply walk in and fuck him without as much as a simple 'hello'…. To think that he used to believe that Itachi wouldn't do it… even if just for the sake of the fact that they worked together… Idiot… He was such an idiot…

He washed and rinsed his hair. It felt good… The sex was good too… and that was enough, right? It was the same as always. It was the same as fucking with Hidan… just better. There was no difference. It was just casual fucking… It meant nothing, nothing more than any other quick fuck at work… It didn't matter, it didn't bother him at all and it definitely weren't tears stinging in his eyes. It was this stupid shampoo. He didn't even like the bastard anyway…

Wet fist hit the tiled wall with too much force. It hurt but this pain was ok, it was god. It was only physical. It took his attention of the other pain… It was fine. He knew that it would probably happen at some point, yeah? He knew what it was and had no delusions or pointless hopes. They fucked. It was good. They relieved the tension that was between them and it would be fine now… They would go on and leave it behind. All other thoughts and emotions would go down the drain right now with this dirty water, yeah. There was no place for shit like that in Deidara's life. He never pined for things he couldn't have and he wasn't going to change that.

Weird, sound, almost like a chocked sob, escaped his throat so he put both his hands over his mouth. What the hell was that? Shit! He exposed his face to the running water. Sharp droplets hit his eyes washing the tears that most certainly WEREN'T even there.

...

Itachi put the rest of his clothes back on and fiddled with his tie. Soft meow came from the other side of the room. The cat jumped into another tank. Itachi helped him out and held in his arms patting his head. Deidara left giving him chance to leave too, without talking about what neither of them really wanted to talk about but Itachi wasn't going anywhere. He would wait patiently and talk to the blond. He would act like a man. It's not that he wasn't able to act like one before Deidara left. He just really didn't know what to say or do… He wasn't afraid he just didn't know how to act. It was unfamiliar territory so it was kind of frightening but it was something he needed to learn instead of hiding from it. Deidara gave him time to think and now options that weren't there a minute ago started to pop up in his mind. He needed to know what Deidara thought. He would ask him. He would say that he really enjoyed their intercourse and he would like to talk about any possibilities of pursuing some future relationship…. He would just have to voice it differently… in a way that the idiot wouldn't laugh at.

He was going over the things he could say in his head when he heard the door close. He turned around but saw no one. He walked over to the door and pulled on the knob. It was locked. He put his card to the lock but the unpleasant buzzing sound and a flashing red light showed him that he had been denied access.

"Deidara!..."

No answer.

"Deidara! This isn't funny! Let me out right now!"

The moment his fist hit the metal door everything shook and he heard this cursed sound that he always associated with Deidara. He hated that sound because it always meant troubles. Itachi was always afraid that some day it would mean that Deidara made a mistake… He hoped that such a day would never come but he was always afraid.

Now he was stuck behind the metal door with automatic lock and Deidara was in the shower. Who caused the explosion? He took his phone out of his pocket. It wasn't working. He run to the computers but they were all freaking out. So it wasn't Deidara. This was one of those electromagnetic bombs that generate EMP to affect electronic devices. It was Orochimaru for sure. They were here to take Deidara and Itachi was stuck! He had no contact with the outside. He couldn't do anything. He should just sit and calmly wait for help and then do everything he could to have Orochimaru's insides ripped out of his sleezy body… That was logical, that was what he should do, but he couldn't. He couldn't stop shaking. He couldn't calm down. He started to bang his fists at the door and only much later when he fell to the ground, too tired to keep standing, he realized that his throat was sore from screaming…

….. T.B.C…

AN: For those who didn't get it: in the anime Denka and Kakashi had the same seiyuu – the one and only Kazuhiko Inoue!

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