Back to School

A/N: here again with another chapter! ...I've ran out of things to say, except enjoy ^^ ..hopefully o.O anyway, replies!

caidanu: oh, thanks so much for reviewing! Nice to know you've been reading :P and I actually had fun concentrating on Naruto and Sasuke cos they're just so dysfunctional that they make it work xD that's partly why I love them so much. And I usually write on the fly so more than often it's ”oh shit, school/work started ten minutes ago!” :D thanks again!

Kurai Kisu: :D well I couldn't come up with a good enough adjective to go with that monkey, so you're gonna have to wait on that for awhile xD let me get comfortable so I can reply to your accusations once again! First of all, the animosity was towards the dripping water, not the faucet. And second, the thoughts of arson were based purely on Sasuke's way of dealing with things, you just know he played with matches when he was little. The bitchiness was, again, purely Sasuke. But I have to admit, the gayest dialogue was purely me, can't help it, the gay man living inside my head told me to do it. Oh, and I've moved on from openly blaming you to letting people figure it out themselves, for I have complete trust in them. And OH MY GOD I LOL'ED on that national park-bit, it really got to me. Kudos to you. And I will NEVER admit to liking the harassment, but I do enjoy it. ...there's a difference, I swear. Oh right, enjoy the chapter you yaoi-obsessed monkey. What, you gonna argue?

LadyRonin: Awww! That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me in awhile! Before, when someone called me 'the shit' it was for a completely different reason, and I have to say, I like your way a lot better xD and I will try to keep making you laugh, and I promise there will be some Karin-torturing, though not in this chapter. Thanks for the review, it made me smile and laugh a little xD

Nickles: Oh! Can't wait to get to writing the next chapter! Thanks for your review, it was to the point and full of positive attitude! THANKS! x)

Kirai: Well, the boys had been sitting inside for a long-ish time, so you're bound to get to each other's nerves, especially when it's Naruto and Sasuke :D not to mention all the issues they still have going on between them as their relationship is still in it's diapers, so to speak. And dude, you made me sound so smart O.o how do you do that, you gotta teach me! :D anyway, this fic is going to go on for few more chapters but then it's gonna end, sorry :( but not to worry, for I'm making another fic based on the happenings in this one, but it's gonna be kind of a mpreg (with sexy-no-jutsu, men do not have those parts in them) and it's gonna go oooon and oooon and ooooooooon till the kids are grown and such. Yeah. So remember to be looking for that one when you're- ...I'm finished with this :P thanks for the great review! (no really, it was GREAT! Not just nice and sweet but GREAT!!)


(thoughts)
Soap-opera goodness! or Writing in a letter/note etc

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Sasuke growled, placing a firm kick to blond's backside, who was dragging his feet in front of him. ”Moron.”

Naruto glanced behind him, giving the raven a quick glare. ”I already said I was sorry, stop bitching about it already.”

(Never!) Sasuke huffed, kicking him again, harder than last time.

”Dobe.” Another kick.

”Idiot.” A voiced complaint form the blond.

”Usuratonkachi.” A shove.

”...asshole.” The beginning of a third kick, but Naruto managed to spun around and catch it in time. ”Hey, that's my line.”

Sasuke jerked his leg out of the grasp, giving the blond the Uchiha-est glare he could manage, making a vein on his forehead almost pop. ”Hn!”

Naruto rolled his eyes as the raven shoved his hands deep in his pockets and marched past him, making sure to bump their shoulders painfully together while doing so. ”You're being really childish right now, you know that right?”

Sasuke chose to ignore the idiot for the rest of the way to the academy, from which they were already late, thanks to one blond. Naruto made it surprisingly easy, as he made no sound, if not counting the occasional incoherent mumbling.

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Shikamaru stalked through the door, sighing as the endless talking and shouting died out with the door closing after him. ”Too troublesome.”

He made his way to the wall nearby, leaning his back on it and slowly sliding down to sit on the ground.

Shika had told few individuals that he was going to buy supplies from the market and then to few others that he was getting more beverages for everyone. He had carefully planned it, purposefully choosing people who were more likely to voice their opinion if someone happened to ask where he was.

Now, some of them would say he was getting beverages, and others would shout that he was buying supplies. This way, he would end up with double the time to lounge around and avoid decorating.

Yes, his logic was seamless.

(Now, I only need one more to-) Shika looked up when he heard quick footsteps closing in. A smug smile grazed his lips when he followed the newlyweds with his eyes.

”Sasuke, stop! I don't wanna be fighting the whole day-” Naruto's words died in his mouth when the raven turned, letting out a furious growl, making all the hairs behind Naruto's neck stand out.

For good measures, Sasuke spat on the ground before storming through the doors. A faint cry of ”Sasuke-kuuuuuun!” could be heard before the doors slammed back shut.

Shikamaru arched his eyebrow, experiencing a deja vu as he watched Naruto fisting his hair, whimpering as some of it came off. ”What am I gonna do with him?!”

The Nara pressed his head against the wall, closing his eyes to wait till the blond walked over to him. ”It depends, what did you do?”

Naruto groaned, throwing his arms to the air. ”That's the thing, I did nothing!” Receiving a doubting stare, the blond huffed in anger. ”I swear!” He sat down on the ground next to the brunet, starting to recite their morning.

Shikamaru sighed, sorely missing his cigs and the calming effect they had. Instead, he pulled out a small bottle that Chouji gave him, containing pills for his ever-present migrane. He took one, putting the bottle back to his pocket and closing his eyes, a small smile playing on his lips.

”So, maybe he was a little cranky when he woke up, but Sasuke's always like that, so I didn't give it much thought. But then, when he was trying to organize that mess of a hair like every morning, which I did not tell you cos I'm dead if he finds out I did, I just said that there were still some sticking out in the back and he goes all ballistic, shouting and ranting AND he friggin' threw a katana at me!”

Shika hmm'ed, gazing at the clouds, enjoying their calming effect and the fact that his drugs were working.

When silence followed, Naruto started whining. ”Shi-ka-ma-ruuu, are you gonna help me or what?!”

The brunet genius shrugged his shoulders, shifting a little lower, finding a comfortable spot to spend the next hour, after which he'd have to change so that he wouldn't be found out easily. ”I'm going to have to say no.”

Naruto blinked his eyes. ”No?”

Shikamaru nodded and yawned. ”Yeah, it only gets me to trouble anyway.”

The blond snorted, straightening out his feet. ”What, did Chouji threathen to break your right arm this time?” After finding out that it was in fact his chubby friend that had broken the genius' wrist, Naruto couldn't stop laughing at the image of Shikamaru whimpering in pain while Chouji was twisting his arm behind his back.

Shivers ran up his spine at the thought, the night before still fresh in his memory.

The Nara waited till Naruto finished his little ponderings before speaking up. ”No, it was your boyfriend that promised to slaughter me and wear my skin as a suit if I gave you any more advice.”

The blond scruntched his nose in disgust. ”Ew. So very Sasuke.” The sound of the name made him groan. ”Why would he say something like that anyway, at times you were actually helping.”

”Not according to him.”

Naruto rubbed hands over his face, sighing in defeat before getting back to his feet, dusting off his ass. ”I'll handle it by myself then. Thanks for nothing.”

Shikamaru absently waved his hand, not taking his eyes off the skies. ”No problem.”

Naruto already reached the doors before the brunet's voice stopped him. ”Oh, and would you mind saying that I went to talk with the Hokage if anyone asks?”

The blond arched his eyebrow, slowly nodding and going through the doors.

Shika sighed contently, getting back to stare at the clouds. ”Too easy.”

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Naruto looked around him in awe, he'd never seen such grand decorations, and all the glitter and glamour were leaving him speechless.

”Naruto, finally!” The blond turned around to look, getting just enough time to dodge the punch aimed at his way. ”YOU ARE SO LATE!”

He carefully straightened back up, offering an apolotical smile. ”Sorry Sakura-chan, it's all my fault-”

”Damn sure it is! Now haul your ass to the hall, you have a lot to do!” Naruto quickly nodded, sprinting towards the main hall before the pink haired kunoichi would find another reason to smash his face in.

If he'd been speechless before, the sparkling goodness that blinded him in the hall's entrance completely destroyed his mind. Naruto didn't have much time to marvel at it as a shoe made contact with his right temple.

”Hey! What was that-” He froze when an obviously pissed off Ino marched towards him. ”UZUMAKI! I'm going to have your ass for breakfast if you don't-”

”I DIDN'T DO IT!”

Ino stopped, watching the groveling blond, confused. ”Do what? Actually, never mind. Just get to work and stop standing around like an idiot, we're already behind schedule.”

Naruto nodded, getting ready to rush into action, but then realizing that he had no idea what he's supposed to be doing. ”Umm, Ino-”

”Painting posters. With Sasuke-kun.”

The blond nodded, grimacing as soon as Ino's back was turned. He let his gaze travel slowly through the crowds, falling on the raven's turned back. ”Crap.”

After forcing his way over to him, Naruto coughed as an attempt to get Sasuke's attention. It proved to be a success as the raven gave him a quick glance and a rather cheery ”Hey.”

Naruto blinked, watching with a confused expression as his boyfriend turned back to the poster he was painting, deeply concentrated in his work.

”Uh, sweet-, I mean, Sasuke?”

The Uchiha merely hn'ed, showing he was listening.

The blond coughed again, but this time in an effort to clear his throat that had suddenly dried up. ”I was just- ...well, you... A minute ago you- ...are you okay?”

Sasuke turned his head to Naruto, nodding. ”Sure, why wouldn't I be?”

Naruto began to open his mouth but then snapped it shut, deciding that it wasn't worth the argument. ”Never mind. Hand me that paint, would ya.”

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Chouji scurried along the corridor, looking left and right, trying to locate his elusive best friend. He had been asking around and gotten at least three different answers, and no one seemed to really know where the genius was.

He reached the great hall, once again, and stopped to take a breather and gather his thoughts, listing all the places he hadn't been yet in his mind.

Something occured to Chouji, making him stand up straight and slowly turn his head towards the GIRLS' RESTROOM.

His eyes wide with terror, Chouji pulled out a bag of chips and ripped it open, munching on the salty snacks. ”No, he wouldn't do it, not to me.”

Calming down a bit, he looked through the people working on the preparations, wishing to see a pineapple-shaped hairdo, huffing in disappointment when he failed. But he did catch Naruto and Sasuke, standing side-by-side, and quickly ran over to them.

”Naruto-kun!” The blond spun around, accidentally splashing some paint on Sasuke's shirt. The raven looked down at his FAVORITE shirt, growling in anger, and turned to Naruto, shoving him.

”You're helpless.”

Naruto quickly regained his footing, and shoved the bastard back. ”Oi! I have my shortcomings, but I'm not helpless, you hear?!”

Sasuke hn'ed, wetting a towel to wipe the paint off. ”AND you're useless.”

The blond growled, getting all wound up. ”Well you're the one fucking a dude!” The raven rolled his eyes at that, seemingly staying calm and keeping his voice steady. ”You're the one letting me.”

”Like I have a choice!” Naruto threw his arms to the air in desperation. ”If everything else fails, you'd probably blackmail me to bed!”

The Uchiha's sharp ears perked up and he seized cleaning his shirt. ”Oh? With what?”

Naruto blew air out, biting the inside of his mouth in thought. ”Well, for example with-” His eyes widened and he gasped, pointing at the raven accusingly. ”OH! OH! I ain't telling you!”

Sasuke hn'ed, silently cursing to himself. (Damn, he's learning.)

The blond finally turned to Chouji, who was standing there, munching his chips and looking at them with great interest. It made him nervous, but Naruto just shrugged it off. ”So, what's up?”

Chouji blinked, snapping back to reality from his soap opera fantasy. ”Oh, right. Do you know where Shika is?”

”Yeah, I saw him outside and he told me to say that he was talking with the Hokage.”

Chouji squinted his eyes at the blond, trying to see if he was kidding, but then nodded and headed towards the exit, shouting a thank you.

When Naruto turned back to his painting, he sensed someone's eyes on him and found Sasuke staring at him with an arched eyebrow.

”...what?!”

The raven sighed and started painting too, shaking his head. ”Dobe.”

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After hastily eating their lunch, Sasuke and Naruto had been reassigned to put the decorations on the walls, much to their dismay as they were now in the open, making both young shinobis prey for dateless kunoichis.

Naruto handed more nails to his boyfriend, who was standing on a shaky ladder, trying to attach a welcoming banner over the entrance. The blond's attention was pulled from that perfect pale ass to a girl, maybe a year younger or so.

”Ano, Naruto-kun, would you like to go to the dance with me?”

He blinked a couple of times, feeling his cheeks getting hotter, before rubbing the back of his neck in a nervous manner. ”Well, you see, I don't really have a date, but-”

”So you can go with me?!”

He stood there, mouth open, trying to come up with the right words, but his brain drawing a blank. Naruto quickly snapped out of it when Sasuke noticed the situation and let out a low growl. ”He's going with someone else, so beat it.”

The girl gasped, bowing quickly and running away, her face beet red.

”Hey, what did you do that for-” Naruto was cut off when a shoe hit his head, for the second time that day. ”WHAT DO YOU THINK?! You we're going to say yes!” Sasuke jumped off the ladder, marching over to his boyfriend and shoving him with a little more force than necessary.

Naruto rubbed his hurting chest, whining while the raven put his shoe back on. ”I know you have a tendency to be ridiculously jealous, but COME ON! I wasn't gonna go with her!”

”Well why didn't you just say no, then? AND what is it with all the girls coming on to you?!”

The blond took a step back, raising his hands in front of his chest as to protect it with any more damage. ”It's the clothes, I swear. If you'd just let me wear orange-”

”NO!” Sasuke crossed his arms in defiance, the child inside of him throwing a fit. ”I shouldn't suffer for wanting to show you off-” He realized what he had just said and glared at the blond before he could say anything about it.

Naruto didn't even have a chance to joke about it, with Sakura and Ino interrupting them once again. ”Hey guys!”

”Hi.”

”Hn.”

The girls exchanged looks. ”Okay. Anyway, we were thinking that because you two don't have a date yet,” Sasuke and Naruto raised their heads, getting ready to cut in. ”DON'T START, I know for a fact that you don't.”

They both sighed, surrending to the cruel fate the girls had in store for them. ”So,” Ino continued where Sakura had left off. ”we decided that you were going to be our dates!”

Naruto's eyes widened a bit and he swallowed before looking at his boyfriend who was, as expected, getting ready to burn his way out of the whole affair.

”Naruto?” The blond blinked, watching at the raven expectadly. ”Was there any particular reason we decided to wait for the dance?”

”I, uh, think it was, well, it's more dramatic, I think.” Sasuke nodded. ”Good.”

Naruto watched, in a slight state of shock, as the raven got on the table next to them and waved his arms. ”Everyone, if I could have your attention for awhile, there's something I want to get cleared up.” He then turned back to his boyfriend, offering a hand.

The blond shifted his eyes from Sasuke's face to the outstretched hand and shook his head. ”No, I think-”

”If you don't get your ass up here right this second, I'm going to make you regret it.” His voice was steady, but there was a threath of unbelievable pain if crossed, so it was no surprise to find him standing there before Sasuke had even finished the sentence.

The Uchiha coughed, getting ready to address everyone in the main hall, which was a lot of people at this point. He was trying to figure out the best way to say it, but then decided to follow the formula that had worked well this far.

”I am gay and currently in a relationship with Uzumaki Naruto.” There were some people gasping, Naruto being one of them, and others were watching them, shaking their heads in disbelief.

”And to show you that I am deathly serious...” Sasuke turned to the blond, took a hold of his vest and pulled him to a deep, passionate kiss.

There was a collective silence during the kiss, some of the audience even stopped breathing. Naruto threw his arms around Sasuke's neck just to keep himself on his feet, something he still usually didn't have to think about. Any other time he would have said something about Sasuke's crude way of putting things, but with the Uchiha's tongue deep in his mouth, it somehow lost it's importance.

It wasn't until they separated with a string of saliva connecting them for awhile, that the murmurs started, people voicing their amazement and speculations as to why this all happened.

Naruto was holding on to the raven's shoulders, having difficulty with staying on his feet. After he was able to stand straight, Sasuke turned back to the audience, which quieted automatically.

”For another announcement, I would like to remind everyone that Naruto is MY PROPERTY, and if anyone touches him or comes on to him, I'll make sure that he, OR SHE, will not be having any offspring, EVER.” He turned to Ino and Sakura. ”And that goes especially to you two. Don't think I can't see you ogling him.”

The blond blinked, wondering how long Sasuke had been holding this all in and feeling a little remorse for letting out the jealous boyfriend-side of him.

”And that would be all.” Sasuke spun around, calmly stepping down from the table, landing on his feet and turning back to Naruto, offering his hand. ”Let's go.”

Naruto sighed, taking the hand and obediently following him outside.

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Lounged under a large tree, shielded from most of the sunlight, Chouji and Shikamaru were having yet another picnic. It hadn't taken a lot to get Chouji to come with Shika instead of dragging him back inside, but who in their right mind would want to be bossed around by two control-freak girls?

Shikamaru chuckled as another grape missed his mouth, flying clearly over his head. ”Oi, Chouji, you really suck at this.”

Chouji huffed, throwing another one, purposefully aiming it at Shika's forehead. ”Well, like you're any better.”

The Nara caught the flying fruit, careful not to squish it and launched it right back, snorting when it hit Chouji squarely on the nose. ”Serves you right.”

The other brunet just grumbled, munching on the grape he already had in his mouth and picking a new one, taking time to aim before throwing it, grinning when it landed in Shikamaru's open mouth.

Shika smiled and laid his head down, chewing happily.

Their BFF moment was broken, once again, by Naruto's whining.

”But you made it sound like I was gay too!” Chouji's head shot up, in hopes of juicy gossip, and he watched as Sasuke came closer, pulling along a complaining blond.

”Well, as long as you're with me, which will be as long as I want you to be with me, you're going to continue being 'gay for Uchiha Sasuke', got it?”

Naruto gasped, burying his heels to the ground, halting the two of them to a stop, conveniently right under the tree. ”You promised not to say that-”

Sasuke spun around, rolling his eyes. ”Well, you said it first, idiot.”

Naruto was trying to come up with a decent comeback but Chouji interrupted them. ”What happened, why aren't you at the academy?”

At this the blond spun on his feet to look at his friends, a wide grin on his face and bright blue eyes dancing with joy. ”Sasuke came out to everyone!” He then stopped to think. ”Actually he kinda forced me out too in the process, declaring me a property of the Uchiha and all,” Naruto snapped his head back to the raven. ”which I really didn't appreciate!”

Sasuke snickered, finding it too hard to stay silent. ”You know you liked it, just admit it.”

”NEVER! ...I mean, no I didn't!”

Shika slowly sat up, listening to the exchange, amused. ”So now everything is well in the Uchiha-Uzumaki relationship?” Chouji nodded enthusiasticly, switching immediately back to soap-opera mode.

The fair raven haired man grabbed the hand of his beloved, pulling their interlaced fingers then to his chest.

”Naruto, the light of my life, now there's no obstacles in our way and we can finally be together like you always wished! I am finally here, pouring my heart out for you!”

The blond locks moved with the wind, glistering in the sunlight.

”Oh, Sasuke, the moment is finally here. Finally.”

The soft skinned shinobi pulled away from their intimate position, turning his back and speaking to no one particular.

”But, my love, I have come to realize, that after all that we've been through, and even when our relationship, which was fragile at the start, has grown stronger with every step we took together, I have found a hint of hesitation in myself. I have found that...”

He turned around in slow motion, rapidly blinking his eyes as tears started to form in the corners of his great pools of blue.

”I don't love you anymore.”

The Uchiha covered his mouth with his left hand, eyes wide with shock, and used the right one to grab his chest as a sharp pain pierced his heart, that now was cruelly crushed to small pieces-

Chouji blinked, coming back to reality when an empty soda can hit the side of his head. ”Oi Chouji, you listening?”

He looked to his right where Shikamaru was staring at him with an arched eyebrow, and then turned to meet the gazes of Naruto and Sasuke, who were looking at him, puzzled.

”You kinda zoned out.” The blond said, scratching his head absently.

Sasuke snorted, looking back to the blond. ”You're the one to talk.”

Chouji shifted his eyes from side to side, grabbing chips from a bag and stuffing them to his mouth, a little miffed for being interrupted.

Naruto rolled his eyes, putting hands on his hips and glaring at the raven. ”You really are a bastard.”

Sasuke rolled his eyes too, grabbing one tan arm and walking off, pulling the blond with him. ”That's old, get some new material.”

Shikamaru followed them with his eyes until they disappeared from sight and then turned to Chouji. ”You were soap-opera-ing again.”

Chouji nodded, mumbling something about spoil sports. He froze when a grape made contact with his right eye. ”HEY! Watch it!”

Shika snickered, throwing another one and dodging the bag of chips flying his way.

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Naruto smiled when a hand slip up his back, coming to rest on his neck, caressing the skin there. The blond slowly turned around, pulling Sasuke closer so that he fit under the spray of water too.

”I thought you didn't need a shower.”

The raven shrugged, flipping his hair back from front of his eyes. ”Well, there was nothing interesting in here at that time.” He put a finger under Naruto's chin, raising the pink lips to meet his.

The blond chuckled into the kiss, bringing his hand to the pale chest and pinching Sasuke's left nipple, effectively making him flinch and break the connection.

Naruto hmm'ed teasingly, getting under the shower and washing the rest of the shampoo out of his hair. Sasuke watched him closely, licking his lips while following the water running over the soft skin.

”You know you're going to pay for that, right?”

The blond smirked, shaking a few droplets off the golden hair and then pressing Sasuke to the wall with his hands. ”I hope that's a promise.” His voice was husky, making the other man's cock twitch.

Sasuke snapped his eyes wide open when a hand pressed over his length, fingers curling around his member.

”Feeling horny yet?” Naruto leaned in, giving a long lick to Sasuke's neck, hiding his mischievous grin when he started jerking his boyfriend off.

Sasuke hit the back of his head to the wall, fisting his hair with both hands as that talented hand worked on him, making him almost moan.

The blond let his teeth graze the sensitive skin on the side of Sasuke's neck, knowing perfectly well how it turned him on.

The Uchiha grunted, trying to keep his hips from moving, which was proving extremely difficult as Naruto started moving his wrist with a faster pace.

After few more seconds of mind numbing pleasure the hand suddenly stopped and left, as Naruto backed away, sliding under the water once more before getting out of the stall.

Sasuke watched, breathing heavily, as his blond put on a bath robe and started drying his hair. ”Naruto, what're you-”

”I told you I'd get back to you.” He turned around, blowing a kiss at the raven standing under the shower, blinking his eyes because of the water drops.

”Nobody owns Naruto Uzumaki, believe it!”

The raven growled in irritation as the man disappeared behind the door, reluctantly grabbing his own member and wondering when was the last time he actually had to do it himself.

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Naruto skipped to the kitchen, a smug grin plastered on his face. ”If I'd just had a camera, his face was priceless.”

The blond stopped at the dining table, pulling the fruit bowl closer and looking through it. (Those grapes were looking so good- A-HA!) He took out a cluster of grapes, picking them with his teeth while walking towards the living room.

Though he never made it there, as something attacked at him from behind, making them fall to the floor.

”Hello, Naruto-kuuuun.” Cold sweat gathered to Naruto's brow as he was knocked out.

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Sasuke was still cursing when he finally got out of the bathroom, a towel haphazardly hanging over the sides of his head. ”That idiot, when did he become so sneaky-”

The raven stopped as his eyes landed on the grapes and a towel laying on the floor, obviously carefully arranged. He walked over to the items, picking up the small piece of paper next to them.

”Hello Sasuke-kun,
we borrowed that delicious blond, if you didn't happen to notice.
If you want him back, come over to the old warehouse near the town exit, the address is in the back.
See you soon!”

Under the text there was more, seemingly written in haste.

”Oh, and bring him some clothes to wear, poor thing is nearly naked.”

The aura around the Uchiha turned deep black, burning a small area on the floor around him. His sharingan spinned when he death glared the two last words.

”nearly naked.”

Sasuke checked the address behind the note before ripping it to small pieces.

”Oh, I'll show them pain.”

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A/N: done! *fufufufu* am I having fun or what! Anyway, thanks for reading, once again, and review if you find it enjoyable :P I love reading them. See ya!