Hard Love Life

Hidan woke up the next morning with Kakuzu's face in between his breasts. He laughed and woke up his lover.

Kakuzu grumbled and rolled away from Hidan. "I want to sleep."

"Fine. Put off our wedding." Hidan said, smugly.

Kakuzu rolled over, "Okay, I will."

Hidan pouted and shoved Kakuzu out of the bed, laughing.

Kakuzu groaned and glared at Hidan.

"What? You were almost falling off in the beginning. Why do I have breasts. I didn't have them when I went to sleep." Hidan cupped the soft mounds of flesh, "Kakuzu, did you do this?"

Kakuzu shrugged, "I haven't a clue why you have breasts. Maybe you should ask your Jashin, I'm sure he'll know why."

"I mean it Kakuzu. This was you. I still have my penis. You just wanted breasts upside your head." Hidan said, "Don't lie. I won't get mad."

Kakuzu raised a brow, well if that wasn't disturbing. "Seriously, I didn't do it. He laughed, "Maybe you're pregnant."

"I am not." Hidan said, climbing out of bed and grabbing a kunai, "You'll see." He stabbed himself and dragged the blade threw his stomach and pried the flesh apart, showing completely normal, male insides. "See? This had to be... Kakuzu can you find Deidara and fucking punch him?"

Kakuzu shook his head. "If you want Deidara punched, you punch him yourself. I'm not going to start a conflict just because Deidara may or may not have put breasts on you. And close your body, I don't want to see your insides."

"Trust me... You'll want to punch him." Hidan said before grabbing his chest again. There were several snaps from broken ribs as Hidan leaned over a threw up chunky blood, "Because he just blew up my chest."

Kakuzu grimaced when Hidan threw up. That was one thing he couldn't stand to see, even if he was a ruthless killer. "Fine I'll go light his blonde pony tail on fire." He left the room and did just so, smirking as he heard the screams reside through the base as the bomber’s hair burned. Kakuzu went back to the room and sat on the edge of the bed.

Hidan smiled. "Ah, music to my ears." he said, maneuvering his broken ribs back into place, "When he started screaming the breasts went away. Now, should I be a woman when we get married? I have some nice dresses."

Kakuzu smirked and sat down on the bed, falling back against it. "I think it would be more normal if you were a female. Plus, I don't think you own any dress shirts, so this will be easier with you as a female."

With a final crack Hidan got his rips back in place. "Care to stitch me up? Don't want to bleed everywhere."

Kakuzu nodded and stitched up Hidan, staring down at him. "I think after the honeymoon we shouldn't have sex for a while. It just gets boring."

"Fine. But it will take a day to get there anyway." Hidan said, going to his closet and pulling out a simple black dress, "It's in Yugakure after all."

Kakuzu nodded and walked into his own closet, taking out a simple dress shirt and nice dress pants.

"I can assume you didn't get a ring for yourself?" Hidan asked, turning into a woman and slipping the dress on, "Man, this is fucking awesome. But be sure to tell the guy to say 'Jashin' instead of 'God'."

Kakuzu shook his head, " I don't see a reason why the man needs to wear a ring. Plus, why would a woman hit on me, ring or no ring?" He scowled, "I'd rather not get married under the name of any god."

Hidan shrugged and smoothed out the wrinkles in the fabric. "It needs to be under Jashin. No other religion. I don't want him to get any madder at me. Just do this for me. Please?"

Kakuzu sighed and nodded, "Fine, but this doesn't mean anything for me. Just because I got married under Jashin's name doesn't mean I believe in him."

"Thanks." Hidan said, grabbing Kakuzu's hand and pulling him to the door, "This is it. No regrets?"

Kakuzu rolled his eyes, "No regrets. But I'm calling you my wife. Not husband. Even when you are a man."

Hidan pouted but nodded in agreement nonetheless. "Alright. Lets go." Hidan pulled open the door and walked down the hall, "Here's hopping nothing go wrong."

Kakuzu looked down at his outfit. "How do I look?" He asked, smoothing out his dress pants.

"You look great. Even for a heathen." Hidan looked over his shoulder to give Kakuzu a cocky smirk as they left the base.

Kakuzu sighed and looked over his outfit again, smoothing the imaginary wrinkles out.

Hidan wrapped his arm around Kakuzu's waist, patting his chest. "Why did you choose opal as the gem? A plain band would have been cheaper."

Kakuzu kissed Hidan's cheek and nuzzled his hair. "I thought the opal suited you. I figured it's look nice against your pale skin."

Hidan hummed thoughtfully. "Thank you. It has so many different colors in it. Do you know were there's a chapel?"

Kakuzu shook his head, "Does it look like I'd know where a chapel is?"

"You know this place better then me. You should have seen one." Hidan said, poking Kakuzu in the chest.

"I think there's a place down the street," Kakuzu said, leaning his head against Hidan's.

"Oh good. Don't have to walk to far in these shoes." Hidan said, looking down at his high heels, "How to women fucking wear these?"

Kakuzu shrugged, "They're pretty much all genetically made to wear those?"

"Well I'm not." Hidan said, glaring down at his feet.

Kakuzu yawned, "Why'd you wake me up so early?"

"I don't know. Because I really wanted to get married?" Hidan guessed.

"Why is it important that we get married?" Kakuzu asked.

"Because I love you?" the albino carefully started to walk up the steps to the chapel, "Not going to fall... Not going to fall."

Kakuzu held onto Hidan from the back so he didn't fall. "I love you too."

They entered the chapel and sat down. There were several other people waiting to be wed, so they waited. "I'm getting nervous."

Kakuzu held Hidan's hand and kissed his lover's knuckles. "Don't be nervous."

Hidan shifted in his seat uncomfortably. "I'm so confused; I want to get married, but I want to run out of here screaming." he looked at Kakuzu, "How do you feel?"

Kakuzu leaned over and brushed a piece of hair from Hidan's face, kissing his neck softly. "Calm down..." He shook his head, "I feel fine."

Hidan exposed more of his neck, wanting Kakuzu to kiss it more. "How can you be so calm. Shit, being a woman is such a drag."

Kakuzu kissed down Hidan's neck and bit his collarbone softly. "It's easy. Just don't think about."

Hidan sighed, trying to clear his mind. "It's not working. Is it almost our turn yet?"

Kakuzu nodded, "Right after this couple going up now."

Hidan hugged Kakuzu tightly. "Don't let me go. If you do I may run out." he said, kissing Kakuzu's cheek.

Kakuzu nodded, and began to walk up to the alter as soon as the other couple was gone, holding on tight to Hidan's hand.

Hidan smiled at the priest sheepishly. "Uh... I'm from a different religion, could you use the name Jashin in place of god?" Hidan smiled a bit more confidently when he nodded and began the long talk of marriage. He looked up at Kakuzu, smiling.

Kakuzu held Hidan tightly in his arms, saying I do at the appropriate times.

Hidan could not find his voice when it was his turn to say 'I do' so he nodded vigorously. And even before the man could say 'You may now kiss.' Hidan had already jumped on Kakuzu and kissed him roughly.

Kakuzu pushed Hidan away when Hidan jumped on him and blushed horribly. "Hidan, not while we're in public."

"I'm fucking kissing you. That's it. Now kiss me back heathen." Hidan snarled, glaring at his new husband.

Kakuzu leaned in and kissed Hidan with less passion.

Hidan pushed Kakuzu away. "You just have to ruin everything. If you love me so much then why won't you show me with a real kiss and not some half-assed shit? Now carry me out. That's what husbands do after they marry."

Kakuzu sighed and cast a desperate look at the priest to put him out of his misery before picking up Hidan bridal style and walking towards the doors of the chapel, muttering to himself under his breath.

"Why wouldn't you really kiss me? You wanted to fuck me in front of a crowd yesterday." Hidan scowled up at Kakuzu.

Kakuzu shrugged, "That was just the mood I was in."

"It's not fair." Hidan said sadly, "The other brides got good kisses."

Kakuzu sighed and kissed Hidan's roughly, biting down on Hidan's lip.

Hidan kissed Kakuzu back, making a small sound as Kakuzu bit his lip. "Thank you."

Kakuzu nodded and pulled away. "Happy now?"

"Yes. I am." Hidan said. They made it back to base and began packing, the girls helping them. "I think we have everything. The toy, clothes, and we got Deidara to watch you two. Ready Kakuzu?"

Kakuzu nodded and took the bag from Hidan. "We'll need to stop by the market to get food and champagne."

Hidan hugged Acheron and Seiun. "Now you be good alright? You may play with Tobi if you want and don't get into Deidara's clay. Have fun." he gave them both a kiss on the cheek and stood up, linking arms with Kakuzu, "Shall we 'Kuzu?"

Kakuzu leaned down and pat down both the girl's heads. "Yes, you two be good." He nuzzled Hidan's cheek. "Yes. We shall."

Hidan gave the girls one final goodbye before he and Kakuzu left to go to the market. "So, you want to buy some goosefish liver? I know you love it raw and such."

Kakuzu sighed and leaned against Hidan. "Mmm, goosefish liver, I haven't had that in the longest time."

"I know. So do you want to get some. You could eat it off my body." Hidan said, his voice like silk, "So do you?"

Kakuzu nodded hungrily and licked his lips. "Sounds delicious."

Hidan smiled and walked over to the fish stand, looking at all the seafood that was available. "Shrimp, King crab, bass... Oh my god they have lobster." he squealed at the tank and pressed his face against it, watching them slowly crawl over each other, "I've always wanted some. Do they have goosefish?"

Kakuzu smiled when Hidan got all excited over lobster. "I’ll get you some, because, just for today, I don't mind spoiling you. Only once a year on this day will I spoil you though. But you have to spoil me in bed though." He nodded. "Yes, they have goosefish."'

Hidan smiled and turned to the vender. "A pound of goosefish liver and the biggest lobster you have." he said, bent over and looking at the other fish, his bottom wiggling side to side.

Kakuzu went behind Hidan's hips and rub his groin into Hidan's ass as it wiggled back and forth. He leaned forward and kissed the back of Hidan's neck.

Hidan smirked and stood up, reaching behind himself to pull Kakuzu closer. "Bad boy." He said playfully.

The vender smiled. "Just married?"

Kakuzu held on lightly to Hidan's hips, smirking playfully and nodded at the vendor.

Hidan smiled and took the liver and still living lobster, stepping to the side so Kakuzu could pay. "Strawberries next?" he asked pleadingly.

Kakuzu frowned when Hidan moved away from him and paid for the food. "Strawberries next."

Hidan cheered and dashed to the fruit stall, cradling the lobster like it was his baby. "We should get chocolate too. Bars and syrup. We could have fun with the syrup. Oh whipped cream too."

Kakuzu smirked and shook his head, following after Hidan. "Yes, white chocolate. It's the only chocolate that tastes good."

"Okay. White chocolate. But I want milk chocolate syrup. I want to lick that off you. Oh, they have white syrup too." Hidan sighed, "Just buy what you want."

Kakuzu nodded and bought four white chocolate bars, strawberries, milk chocolate syrup, and a special surprise for Hidan that he had the vender hide.

"Now we should get some vegetables, pasta, and rice too. We can hunt for the rest of the vacation." Hidan smiled and kissed Kakuzu's cheek, "I love you."

Kakuzu nodded and bought all of the things Hidan said.

Hidan sighed, still carrying the lobster. "We should move fast. These will go bad quick." he said, leaping away as fast as he could, "Come on slowpoke!"

Kakuzu laughed and followed after Hidan, the bags crinkling in the wind.

"'Kuzu, if we run all out how long do you think it would take to get to the lake?" Hidan asked.

Kakuzu shrugged, "I don't know, I've never been there before."

"How long will it take to get to Yugakure?" Hidan asked again.

"Not to long, "Kakuzu said, falling into place beside Hidan.

"Less then a day?" Hidan asked again, focusing his chakra in his legs so he could run faster.

Kakuzu nodded and picked up his pace, speeding far ahead of Hidan.

Hidan was already panting as he tried to catch up with Kakuzu, his chest burning. "K-Kaku!" Hidan yelled, still about fifty yard behind him.

Kakuzu stopped abruptly and waited for Hidan to catch up. "Hurry your lazy self up!"

"Shut up! I-I was never very fast! You know that!" Hidan yelled, finally catching up, "How far have we gone now?"

"We have a couple of miles left," Kakuzu said and he dashed off once more.

Hidan groaned, patting the still living lobster. "We'll eat you soon. You better be tasty." Hidan dashed off again, managing to catch up with Kakuzu, moving as fast as his muscles would allow.

Kakuzu stopped once he reached the cabin, slipping himself in side and removing all of his clothes.

Hidan leaned against the wall out side and panted heavily. "Shit." he walked in and looked over the lobster before looking up at the stark naked Kakuzu, "Uh... Kakuzu?"

Kakuzu smirked and walked over to Hidan, pining him against the wall and giving him a chaste kiss. "C'mon, put the stupid lobster in the bathtub and we can go have a quickie before we eat."

Hidan nodded and went to the bathroom, drawing water and plopping the lobster in the water and sprinkling salt so it would live a bit longer. "Alright, I'm coming." he said, pulling off his clothes and walking back to Kakuzu, "So what first?"

Kakuzu came up behind Hidan and pinned him to a wall from behind. "I figured we'd skip the foreplay and go straight to the main act. Plus I'm hard from when you were wiggling your fine ass at the market place."

Hidan nodded and leaned over, resting a hand on his ass. "This fine ass is waiting for you." he said, smirking, "Fuck me good."

Kakuzu thrust right into Hidan's ass, beginning to go rough and hard as soon as he began.

Hidan screamed loudly as Kakuzu thrust into his ass. "Ah... Kakuzu." he moaned while trying to meat Kakuzu's thrusts, his face pressed against the wooden wall, "F-faster."

Kakuzu picked up his pace and grabbed Hidan's hips, letting out a soft groan.

Hidan stood up as strait as he could, Kakuzu's thrusts now hitting his g-spot every time. "I-I never would have thought I would be doing this w-with you or anyone. Ah!" Hidan clenched his muscles around Kakuzu, making himself tighter, "What a-about you?"

Kakuzu kissed the back of Hidan's head before letting his head fall to Hidan's shoulder. "I can say that I would've thought about doing this w-with you."

Hidan leaned his head against Kakuzu's; "Hmm. Not even once?" he asked, hissing in pleasure as he felt himself growing closer to orgasm.

Kakuzu held on tighter to Hidan's hips, moaning with pleasure. "Maybe once or twice, why?"

"No reason. I -ha- just wanted to know." Hidan said, meeting Kakuzu's thrust perfectly, "Ha~ so good. Getting there." Hidan made Kakuzu right hand let go of his hip, lifting his leg and making him hold it, "Try to cum first. I-I'll hold back."

Kakuzu nodded and gave a few more thrusts before coming into Hidan's ass. He bit onto Hidan's neck to hold back a loud moan threatening to come out as he pulled out of Hidan. He looked down and watched the blood and cum drip from Hidan's ass.

Hidan groaned as Kakuzu's cum burned his insides, triggering his own orgasm. Hidan sighed and slicked back his hair. "That was good. Ready to start cooking?"

Kakuzu nibbled at Hidan's neck. "Mm. I suppose I'm ready to start cooking. All the faster we can get to dessert."

Hidan smiled and stretched, getting the lobster and setting it on the counter. "So uh... You cook this and I'll get your goosefish ready." he said, tossing some wood into the hearth and starting the fire.

Kakuzu nodded, filling up a pot with water ad taking the bands off the lobster's claws, putting it into the pot. He looked through the cabinets to find a few dried herbs and put those into the water for flavor.

Hidan sliced the liver into thin strips, sprinkling it wit a bit of salt. He tossed some rice into a smaller pot and then filled it with the boiling water from the larger pot, letting it soak and get plump. When that was done he wrapped the liver around small onigiri. "Okay. Does this look any good?" he asked, showing Kakuzu the food he made.

Kakuzu looked over at Hidan and nodded, putting the pot on the fire for the lobster. he took the onigiri from Hidan and took a bite from it. "Delicious."

Hidan smiled proudly. "Do you want some sesame seed oil on it, maybe soy sauce?" he asked, hearing the clawing coming from the pot dieing away.

Kakuzu shook his head and took another bite. "It's perfect the way it is."

Hidan nodded and took the plate from Kakuzu. "No more. I want us to eat together." he said setting the plate down on the low set table.

Kakuzu pulled Hidan into his arms after he had put down the plate on the table. He placed a bruising kiss on his lips and fondled Hidan's chest. "I love you."

Hidan licked his bruised lips, smirking. "I love you too." he cooed, moaning softly as Kakuzu ran his fingers over his chest, "You think it's done yet?"

Kakuzu bit down lightly on Hidan's lower lip and then looked over at the lobster. "A little bit more. It hasn't turned red yet."

Hidan nodded, wrapping his arms around Kakuzu's neck. "Have you ever had lobster?"

Kakuzu grabbed Hidan's waist and put him on the counter and spreading his lover's legs. "I've had it once."

Hidan yelped as Kakuzu put him on the counter. "What? What are you doing Kakuzu?" he asked, pouting.

Kakuzu dipped his head down and sucked on Hidan's clit.

Hidan squealed as Kakuzu sucked on his clit. He regretfully pushed Kakuzu away. "N-not now Kakuzu." he said, sliding off the counter and going through their bag. He pulled out the egg vibrator and its remote, slipping the vibrator inside his heat. "You can however have fun with this." Hidan said, tossing Kakuzu the remote.

Kakuzu frowned and went to the pot. "The lobster's done," he muttered, taking it to the sink and draining it out before putting it on a plate, then on the table.

Hidan grumbled and crawled over to where the remote had landed, grabbed some butter, and came back and set it on the table. "Fine, mope."

Kakuzu sat across form Hidan, picking up one of the rice balls and began to eat it slowly.

Hidan pouted. "Stop it. I can say no if I want. Just like you can. Play with the damned toy." Hidan said, prying one of the claws apart and scooping out some of the meat and dousing it with butter.

Kakuzu took the remote and turned it on a low intensity that would give Hidan pleasant tingles.

Hidan shivered and placed the lobster meat in his mouth and moaned. "This is good." he said, squirming, "Do you want some?"

Kakuzu nodded and turned up the intensity a little more, looking over at Hidan and reaching across for the lobster.

Hidan moaned softly as Kakuzu turned up the intensity. "How does it taste?" he asked, watching Kakuzu take a bite.

Kakuzu smirked. "It tastes delicious." He went back to his onigiri.

Hidan smiled and finished of the first claw and went to the next, but not before stealing one of Kakuzu's liver covered onigiri. "Mmm. This is good too. Hope desert tastes just as good."

Kakuzu glared playfully at Hidan when he stole one of the onigiri. "I'm sure dessert will be much better," He said and turned up the speed.

Hidan's body jerked. "Ah~! This is so good. The food, sex, and of course the company." Hidan pulled out the wine and two glasses, poring some for them both, “I love this kind of wine. It so sweet."

Kakuzu merely smirked at Hidan, turning both up to max, just to play with Hidan. He wanted to see Hidan's body jerk and convulse with pleasure. He took the glass from Hidan and sipped at it slowly.

Hidan squealed loudly, pushing away from the table so he wouldn't knock it over. "Ah! Kakuzu~!" he screamed, falling onto his back and twitching madly. He cupped his breasts and started thrusting into the air, his legs spread wide.

Kakuzu looked over at Hidan, eyes wide with interest. "God, you're so sexy," he murmured, standing up and walking over to Hidan and straddling his hips, removing the hands from his breasts so they'd actually bounce around.

Hidan only whimpered in response, not able to form any words. His hips jerked, trying to get them back off the ground. He pushed Kakuzu off him, his hips once again thrusting into the air. He reached for his heat and clenched his hands into fists before a powerful orgasm wracked threw him, his juices squirting from his body.

Kakuzu licked his lips when he watched the juices squirt from Hidan's body and grabbed the remote, turning off the toy. "I wanted those in my mouth, now they're wasted on the ground," he grumbled.

Hidan went limp, his chest heaving. "I-I-I...... I have more." he gasped out. Hidan sat up, his face flushed and his eyes lustful, "I want... I want your cock." He said, diving at Kakuzu and latching on to his member, sucking roughly as he started rubbing his clit.

Kakuzu looked down at Hidan. "How come I can never make you come like that though? You seemed to enjoy the toy so much more than me," He muttered, looking away. A slight gasp came from him as Hidan latched onto his member. "H-Hidan, the food."

"Your better then the toy. You hold me and love me. It can never do that." Hidan said, running his tongue along Kakuzu's flesh. At Kakuzu's statement about the food Hidan looked up, his tongue sticking out of his mouth a bit. It made him look like a sex craved slut. "I want your meat. Your cum... So bad."

"But the sex is better with the toy," Kakuzu pointed out, leaning up against a nearby chair and twining his fingers into Hidan's hair. "You can have all of it."

"No it's not. Your sex is better." Hidan slurred, taking Kakuzu's member into his mouth again. He bobbed his head up and down, licking, and biting. He finally deep throated his husband, sliding a finger inside of him to massage his prostate.

Kakuzu groaned when Hidan began to pleasure him, his hands tightening a bit in Hidan's hair. His hips bucked up when Hidan inserted a finger into him and that made his lover's finger dig into his prostate, sending a huge wave of pleasure through his body. He came that instant with a loud moan and a huge load.

Hidan greedily swallowed Kakuzu's cum, moaning in delight at the taste. He pulled away and removed his finger, some cum dribbling down his chin. "So good... I love it." Hidan murmured, removing the vibrator and pushing Kakuzu over, "I want more. Inside of me." He furiously pumped Kakuzu's member before sliding it inside his tight heat, shuddering.

Kakuzu licked his lips as Hidan swallowed his cum. He reached out and wiped the cum off Hidan's chin and offered it to his lover. He let out a strangled gasp as he was pushed over and his head hit the floor. "You're... So wanting right now. Why?" Kakuzu instantly became hard as Hidan pumped his member, not needing much stimulation.

"I want you so bad. I need you." Hidan said, whimpering as he turned around so his back was to Kakuzu. He braced himself on one hand and used the other to play with Kakuzu's scrotum, beginning to move his hips up and down. "I need it."

Kakuzu placed his hands on Hidan's hips, to help guide him. A shiver of pleasure rocked his body as Hidan played with his scrotum.

Hidan moaned, his finger once again entering Kakuzu's entrance and roughly rubbing his prostate. "Make you're threads play with my clit." he demanded, his hips slamming down on Kakuzu's member.

Kakuzu didn't make his threads play with Hidan's clit, instead his own rough fingers when to Hidan's clit. He moved closer and licked up Hidan's neck.

Hidan cried out, moving from rubbing to roughly prodding Kakuzu's prostate. "I'm almost there... Almost." He scream, his insides convulsing around Kakuzu.

Kakuzu rubbed Hidan's clit harder before squeezing it roughly in between two fingers. "Scream my name when you cum," he ordered, moaning as Hidan convulsed around him.

"K-Kaku-Kakuzu!" Hidan sobbed, coming hard and long. He removed his finger from Kakuzu and fell forward, wanting to rest for a bit before he continued eating. "I love you."

Kakuzu came a few thrusts after Hidan. "Did I make you cum better than that stupid toy?" He asked, rubbing Hidan's back and pulling out of him. "I love you too."

"Yes. I already told you that you were better." Hidan mumbled, his female form slowly melting back to his own, his chakra and stamina spent. He let out a soft gurgle before he temporarily 'died'. He would be awake again in five minutes.

Kakuzu smirked as Hidan died for a few moments. He was sure no one else could say they killed their wives after having sex because it was just that pleasurable.

Hidan stirred a while later, coughing heavily. "Kakuzu?"

Kakuzu patted Hidan's back softly. "I'm right here."

Hidan turned his head to look at his lover. "Is the food still good?" he asked, smiling.

Kakuzu nodded, "You've only been out for a few minutes."

Hidan slowly sat up, leaning against Kakuzu. "Hmm. No more clit for you today." he said, crawling back to his lobster and slowly finished it off.

Kakuzu huffed and went back to his onigiri. "That's not fair."

"I'll pass out again and I don't have enough chakra to give me breasts." Hidan said, finishing his lobster tail and crawling back over to Kakuzu, "Hmm want to go to the lake before desert?"

Kakuzu frowned and finished off his food. "Sure, I'd love to go to the lake."

Hidan smiled and stood on shaky legs. "Help me walk Kakuzu?" he pleaded.

Kakuzu picked him up bridal style.

"Oh! Thanks." Hidan sighed as Kakuzu exited the building, groaning as the warm water touched his feet, "Don't throw me in."

Kakuzu nodded and carried Hidan out further and slowly lowered him into the water.

Hidan grumbled. "Why aren't you saying anything? Did I creep you out with all that stuff or something?" he asked, sighing again as the water soothed his aching muscles...

Kakuzu leaned in and kissed Hidan. "No, of course not, just a little tired after having three strong orgasms so close together."

Hidan kissed Kakuzu back tenderly. "Did I weird you out a bit though? I freaked myself out actually."

Kakuzu held Hidan tightly. "Not at all, it was a bit of turn-on."

"Was it? Interesting... What did I do again? I know it was odd..." Hidan looked as Kakuzu expectantly, really only wanting him to describe what he still remembered perfectly.

"You just kind of took control, you wanted sex and you weren't going to take no for an answer. I like that side of you," Kakuzu said, running his hand down Hidan's back. "Even if I prefer to be in control."

"What did I do to take control. Tell me~!"

"You took me member into your hand and pumped it vigorously and then just started riding me," Kakuzu said.

"Oh. Did it feel good?" Hidan asked, splashing Kakuzu.

"It felt amazing, no sex was ever any better, ever," Kakuzu said.

Hidan smiled and dunked Kakuzu, swimming away as he surfaced again. "Catch me Kakuzu~!"

Kakuzu spluttered water when he came back up, chasing after Hidan.

Hidan swam slowly, still tired. "Come on Kakuzu. I'm easy pickings. And you know, if you want clit... You could turn me into a sterile woman." he said, "You can do that right?"

Kakuzu caught Hidan and pulled him closely. He looked uneasy and shook his head, "No it's fine, I think it's time I spent time with your male side as well."

"Why do you look so uneasy 'Kuzu?" Hidan asked, kissing Kakuzu's chest, "You can tell me you know."

Kakuzu shook his head and let go of Hidan, diving under the water.

Hidan growled. "Stupid bastard. Why won't you tell me?" he snapped, "When he comes back up I'll beat it out of him."

Kakuzu made it to the halfway point in the lake, hoping to be far enough away so Hidan wouldn't follow him.

"If you don't tell me I'll leave you here to get yourself off!" Hidan yelled into the air, seething.

Kakuzu sighed and swam back to Hidan. "It's nothing really.'

"Tell me anyway. Now." Hidan demanded, pouting.

Kakuzu looked away, "Well, I was never able to perform justus on other people."

"Have you ever tried? I know one. The hand signs anyway. I'll show you then if you want, then I can be a woman for days on end and I won't get pregnant." Hidan said, "What do you say?"

Kakuzu looked to the side once more. "What if I do it wrong and you do end up getting pregnant?"

It's fool proof. If you do it wrong it does nothing. And it will make you feel better you can cut out my uterus to make sure." Hidan said, smiling, "I'll show you the hand signs."

Kakuzu gave up and nodded.

"Alright. The hand signs are 'monkey', 'ram', 'monkey', 'tiger', 'dragon', 'horse', and 'dragon'." Hidan said, showing Kakuzu the hand signs, "Then when you do them you touch the person you want to be a woman. Simple yes?"

Kakuzu nodded and repeated the hand signs, then touching Hidan. With a cloud of smoke, there stood Hidan, completely a woman.

"There see? You did it. And for added assurance, the hand signs to make some one a fertile woman are completely different, so there is no way you messed up." Hidan said, wrapping his arms around Kakuzu.

Kakuzu nodded, stroking Hidan's hair.

Hidan sighed softly. "How long do you want me to be like this?"

He yawned, "How about the rest of our honeymoon?"

"Alright. Have fun with my clit." Hidan said, moving away from Kakuzu and paddling away, "Lets go lay on the warm sand."

Kakuzu nodded and followed Hidan to shore, lying down on the nice sand.

Hidan crawled on top of Kakuzu and kissed his chest before sucking on his nipple, his hands lazily running over his chest.

Kakuzu shivered when Hidan sucked on his nipple and he rested his hands on Hidan's ass.

Hidan trailed his tongue over the hardening nub, felling tired and a bit sluggish. "I'll make you a special desert. Come on." Hidan crawled off of Kakuzu and walked back to the hut, "Don't come in until I say so alright?"

Kakuzu nodded, and wiped the spit off his nipple, yawning quietly.

Hidan went inside and sliced the strawberries and laid the strips on his body, taking the white chocolate syrup and drizzling it over himself, particularly his heat. "Okay Kakuzu! Come in!"

Kakuzu walked into the room and stared at Hidan's body. "That looks delicious." He walked over and began to slowly lick the chocolate off Hidan's skin

Hidan gasped softly. "Hmm. Don't forget the strawberries Kakuzu." he whispered, spreading his legs apart, to show a few of the sweet berries and chocolate resting there.

Kakuzu skillfully took the strawberries up with his tongue.

Hidan stretched, grunting softly. "How does it taste?" he asked, running his fingers through Kakuzu's hair, "Do you like you're treat?"

Kakuzu sucked on Hidan's clit softly. "I love the treat, it tastes delicious."

Hidan tossed his head to the side, moaning. "Ha~ Suck harder. Bite me there." he begged softly, fondling his breasts.

Kakuzu bit down on Hidan's clit hard enough to draw blood before going back to sucking on his roughly.

Hidan screamed when Kakuzu bit him. He shoved Kakuzu away and covered himself. "Ow! Not that hard! That really hurt Kakuzu." he said, removing his hands and spreading his lips apart again, telling Kakuzu he could continue.

Kakuzu huffed when he was shoved away. "I thought you were supposed to like pain," He grumbled, sitting back to watch the crimson stain Hidan's heat.

"It hurt like it hurt when I broke your penis I think." Hidan said, pouting, "Come on. Now there is chocolate and my tasty blood there."

Kakuzu sighed and went back to lapping at Hidan's heat.

Hidan groaned softly, letting Kakuzu continue for a time. "Lay down. I'll suck yours and you can keep sucking mine." he said pulling away and grabbing the syrup, "Kakuzu, When did you bye that other thing? What's it for?"

Kakuzu laid down and spread his legs. "I bought it and I'll show you what it's for later."

"Alright, ready Kakuzu? After this we'll take a bath and go to bed." With that said, Hidan crawled on top of Kakuzu his placing his heat in front of Kakuzu's face. He lightly licked Kakuzu's member, shivering in delight at the taste. "Mmm. This is the best desert ever."

Kakuzu latched onto Hidan's heat and thrust his tongue into Hidan's tight hole. He moaned when Hidan licked his member and grabbed tightly onto Hidan's ass.

Hidan groaned, taking all of Kakuzu in his mouth. He roughly sucked and gently bit Kakuzu's member before deep-throating him. He hummed loudly for extra stimulation.

Kakuzu began to thrust his tongue in and out of Hidan while his threads play with Hidan's nipples, clit and g-spot.

Hidan released Kakuzu's member, crying out loudly before roughly sucking on the head of Kakuzu's member. He whimpered and lurched back, pressing his heat into Kakuzu's face.

Kakuzu gagged when his nose was buried in Hidan's heat after his hips lurched backwards. He gagged and choked.

Hidan, realizing what had happened, pulled his hips away. "I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Kakuzu." he said sheepishly.

"It's okay," Kakuzu said and pulled his head away for a few moments, getting some fresh air before going to attack Hidan's heat again.

Hidan gasped; "Finger me to please?" he asked before going back to giving Kakuzu a blow job, moving fast so he could end it. He was so tired.

Kakuzu slipped a finger into Hidan and soon came.

Hidan swallowed Kakuzu's cum hungrily before he himself came. "You take that shower...I'm going to bed now." Hidan said standing up and walking to the small bedroom. With a yawn he plopped on to the dusty, and lumpy futon, falling asleep immediately.

Kakuzu followed Hidan into the room slowly and fell asleep beside him.