Ecchi no shachou

AN: The 20th chapter will be the last one! This one is … the worst one… I'm hopeless with action so there's the minimum of it in here...

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Ecchi no shachou

Chapter 19: A younker in distress

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Naruto put another box on the floor. His new room was huge and great but he didn't have too much time to take a good look at it. Sasuke took half of his packed stuff and was already unpacking them in here – in his own room in Uchiha Residence…

Naruto stretched and lay down on the bed. He was fine with that. If that would make Sasuke happy he would agree to almost anything. He yawned. He was tired and he should be going to the garage… He rubbed a hand over his face. When he opened his eyes he saw Sasuke leaning over him with a mischievous smile. The Uchiha was ridiculously pretty. It still awed Naruto every time he saw him up close.

"You're gorgeous."

Sasuke's smile disappeared and face flushed bright red. You would think he should be used to compliments, but when something like that came from Naruto it was different. Naruto was always so honest and straightforward. If he said that, he really meant it. The brunette lay down on the blond comfortably and kissed him. He was so lucky to find Naruto… The blond was amazing.

"You really think that, do you, dobe?"

"Sure. I wouldn't say it if I didn't. I'm sure everybody tells you this."

"They do. But I only care what YOU think."

Naruto growled and kissed him aggressively. Sasuke moaned when strong hands squeezed his buttocks and rubbed between them through his trousers.

"Wait…"

Naruto's fingers didn't stop to rub over the back of Sasuke's sack but he looked questioningly at his partner. He had something in his hand that Naruto didn't notice until now.

"I have a surprise…"

Naruto looked at the small device dangling from a thin wire.

"A vibrator? You want to stick it up my ass?"

Sasuke laughed. "No! It's for me. I would never let you pleasure yourself like that."

"But if you are to be the one pleasuring yourself then it's fine?"

Sasuke realized his mistake. "No… I'm not going to pleasure myself. YOU will be the one pleasuring me."

"Just as YOU would be the one pleasuring me…" At this point Naruto was just teasing.

"But… it's different."

One blond eyebrow went up. "Different? How?" Naruto's fingers were rubbing Sasuke just the way he liked.

"You.. you're a giving type, you know… You like to give me pleasure and I like to receive it. That's why it's called UKE, you know, from UKERU…. Oh come on, Naruto… You don't really want me to do it to you, right?"

"What if I do?"

"You're just teasing me, right?"

Naruto looked serious.

"…alright…. I could… do it…"

Naruto almost died trying not to laugh. Sasuke's face was priceless!

"What if I would like you to do me?"

Sasuke blushed again and almost chocked on nothing. Then he forced himself to calm down.

"I… I would…"

Naruto couldn't hold it anymore and burst out laughing. Sasuke sat up on Naruto's stomach straddling him and glared down at the stupid blond.

"You're such an asshole, you know?"

"But.. ha ha ha.. you don't want this ass hole…."

"I didn't say it!"

"You didn't have to. You should've seen your face. It was horror struck! Was this thought so unpleasant?"

"N-no! I just…"

"What?"

"I don't know… Why change something that works?"
"Aren't you curious how it would be?"

"… I guess… Sometimes… No, not really. I don't have a time to think of something like that when you are so good at this… I wish I could do it for you… give you all this pleasure you give me… but I don't know if I can…"

"What you already give me is more than enough, Sasuke. I was just curious… if you want to I'm fine with it, you know. I'll do everything for you."

Sasuke smirked taking this chance to change the subject.

"Everything?"

He held out the small device in his hand.

Naruto looked skeptically. "So… I'm not enough for you anymore, is that it?"

"Damn it, Naruto!"

Naruto rolled them over and took the vibrator from Sasuke's hand.

"It's awfully small… "

"Yea, because it's supposed to be used to massage… certain places…"

Naruto propped himself a bit on one hand and with the other one he opened Sasuke's dress pants. The hand sank in and cupped his package rubbing it slowly. Sasuke hummed approvingly. Naruto's hand dived further, teasing fingers moving the hem of black briefs out of the way to the already quivering puckered hole. Sasuke held his breath. It was embarrassing how much he liked to be touched there by Naruto… He grabbed his pants and was going to pull them off but Naruto stopped him.

"Oh no, no. Did you buy any handcuffs when you were out shopping for toys?"

Sasuke blushed again.

"No…"

Naruto laughed loudly, his hand left Sasuke's pants.

"And now you think you can lie to me? Where are they?"

Sasuke pointed to the nightstand. Naruto pulled out a furry handcuffs and laughed again. Of course they were black.

"So… manly…"

"Shut up. They're not for me. I bought them for you!"

"If they're for me then I can use them as I want."

Naruto brutally pulled both Sasuke's hands up and cuffed him to the bedpost.

Then he slowly took of his T-shirt making Sasuke drool. He leaned closer. Sasuke was expecting a kiss but Naruto surprised him and used his shirt as a blindfold for the brunette.

"Naruto! Don't… take it of…"

"Hush… unless you want me to gag you too."

"I want to see you…"

"You can't. I don't want you to waste any attention on other senses than touch. I want you to feel."

Sasuke whimpered when he felt Naruto's hand once again sinking into his pants, but this time something small and very slick had been inserted into him, followed by a finger that was pushing it deeper and deeper. It brushed his prostate but only slightly. Naruto's finger moved in circling motions rubbing over the walls of Sasuke's insides. Then it retreated a bit and pushed in again few times. Sasuke loved it. Then the finger was out once again. It rubbed over Sasuke's abused hole, but this time only through the hem of his briefs. The wire that was coming out of it teased the entrance when Nruto's fingers moved over it slightly. Then the hands were gone and for a moment Sasuke felt very lonely.

"Dobe... where are you…?"

He knew Naruto wouldn't leave him like that but he wanted to feel him close.

"I'm here baby."

Naruto was on him in an instant. Sasuke didn't know how he knew that but he was sure that Naruto was naked. He lay on Sasuke and started to kiss him passionately, touching him and pinching his nipples, but still only through his clothes.

"Mmmmm... Dobe… Take my clothes off…"

"You have your toys I have mine."

"What?"

"You're MY toy. I'm going to play a little…"

By then Sasuke already forgot about the small device in his anus so he screamed loudly from surprise when it started to vibrate, very softly."

It was weird. He was hard and something was buried very deep up his ass while he still had his pants on.

"Naruto… If I come in my pants I'm gonna kill you."

"Husssssssssh… You're talking too much. I think I should gag you after all…"

Naruto moved up Sasuke's body and soon the brunette felt something warm probing at his lips. He opened his mouth and eagerly moved his head forward to take it in but Naruto moved back.

"Naruto... don't tease…"

Naruto moaned when he felt the wet cavern closing in on his manhood and then again when a lissome tongue started to do magic on its head. The blue-haired freak on Daikokufuto island had no idea how accurate was his guess about Sasuke…. He not only loved to suck cock but he was also very good at it… The blond decided to reward him by switching the vibrator to the second level. Sasuke whimpered around but didn't stop his meticulous ministrations that he had been performing on the slit and the bridle. Naruto's eyes rolled back. His baby was really talented… He pulled his dick out and watched as Sasuke libidinously licked his lips.

There was nothing else except pleasure. For the next god's know how long he couldn't think, he didn't even try to stop his moans… Naruto's lips and hands were everywhere but their touches were soft, feather like, driving him crazy.

"Naruto… please... I need more…"

Then he felt Naruto straddling his waist. He opened Sasuke's trousers and released his weeping cock. And then the pleasure was almost too much. Naruto lowered his body on Sasuke engulfing him in his already moist and ready ass.

Naruto hissed. It hurt, but if Kiba could take it and Sasuke could take it... he would too. Slowly he pushed Sasuke's dick deeper but it hurt more than he thought... He wanted IT out of his ass as soon as possible but he couldn't back out now… When he was finally settled he was afraid to move. Sasuke on the other hand was cursing and blabbering some nonsenses writhing underneath him in unexpected pleasure. This view did it. It was always an amazing turn on to see Sasuke losing himself. After a moment of adjusting Naruto made some experimental moves up and down then a bit forward and backward looking for more comfortable angle. He took his softening erection into his hand and stroked to make it hard again.

"Please, please Naruto, let me see…"

Naruto leaned forward and removed his T-shirt from Sasuke's eyes. Sasuke gasped at what he saw and arched his back. He closed his eyes for a moment to calm down. Naruto was riding him. This beautiful and lovable blond was riding HIM! And it felt fucking great.

Sasuke's dick was rubbing his prostate. That was good but still not enough to make him cum. It would be so much easier if only Sasuke simply fucked him into the mattress… He tried to change position but then he accidentally pushed on the vibrator's controller and increased the pace. Sasuke moaned his name and came hard shivering and screaming. He looked really gorgeous like that, covered with sweat, writhing in pleasure with Naruto's name on his lips. Naruto wanted to give him even more.

Sasuke was still hard. He didn't even notice when Naruto pulled the device out from his insides but he surely felt when he replaced it with his own 'device'. At first he clutched to the blond with his legs like he wasn't ever going to let go. Scratch that. He really didn't want to ever let go. It was too good, too perfect. Naruto was the only thing he could think of, the thing he wanted. There was no world aside from HIS Naruto.

Sasuke was still practically fully clothed and handcuffed to the bedpost. And he was a panting moaning mush in Naruto's arms, so totally on his mercy. And he was so tight and warm inside. Naruto pushed up to creates a tiniest bit of space between their upper bodies, just enough to push his hand there and stroke Sasuke's erection.

"Oh kami… Naruto…"

"Sasuke…"

Naruto pressed his lips to the Uchiha's neck and sucked.

"Ah… Naruto… I… I…"

"You can come any time you want, baby…" Whispered Naruto right into his ear.

"But I… Aaaah… Nnnnn… Naroutoooo…..I looooooooooove you…!"

Sasuke tugged hard the chain and broke it apart. He embraced Naruto and came hard together with the blond.

Man, he was spent… He plopped down on his lover not caring if he crushed him with his slightly heavier body.

"Sasuke… you smell great…"

Sasuke lay there trying to catch his breath. Did he say what he thought he had said? Did he just… confess? Just look what an orgasmic daze can do to people… He brushed Naruto's golden locks. They were wet from sweat but also soft and simply nice to touch. His hand moved further, across Naruto's neck and to his back. His tanned skin was wonderful. The blond was a real beauty. His body was toned and nicely built. Sasuke never had enough of just looking at him. He loved to look at Naruto when he was naked. He loved to look at his ass. How the idiot could ever think that he didn't want it. He did. It was as perfect as the rest of Naruto or even more. Every time he saw it he thought about rimming him but was afraid that Naruto wouldn't like it. Oh how wrong he was…

At the beginning it scared him when Naruto claimed to be straight and even after he got the blond into his bed he still felt insecure. He probably always would. Naruto was his everything and he wanted to be everything to the dobe too… Maybe he really was in love with him after all…?

"Dobe... I said I love you."

Naruto was dozing off but perked up at Sasuke's serious tone.

"I… I thought it was just… you know… the situation…"

Sasuke looked him in the eyes… those striking blue eyes…

"What if it wasn't?"

Naruto felt panic. Sasuke was in love him… and they were almost living together! They were in a relationship! He was bound…

Sasuke stopped his chaotic thoughts by grabbing his face and kissing his lips.

"I love you, Naruto."

Naruto looked at him. He could feel Sasuke's still warm body all over him. Being in this man's arms was alright. It was enough. It was what he wanted. He was home.

"You're the best thing that had ever happened to me in my entire life, Sasuke… I can't believe that you said hat…"

"You better believe!"

"I do… I really do and it's… the best feeling possible… to be loved…"

Naruto wanted to say more. He wanted to say that he loved Sasuke too, but somehow he couldn't. It was too big and too important to say it just like that, just because Sasuke confessed. Naruto wanted it to be special. He couldn't just say: "I think I love you too, you know…" He couldn't. It wasn't his style. He would be more likely to rent a plane that would drag some huge transparent saying I LOVE SASUKE UCHIHA, or to announce it on the radio or something. Sasuke was worth it!

Sasuke didn't expect to hear anything more as an answer. This was enough… for now. Naruto was his, no matter how he felt. Sasuke was sure that he had Naruto's heart even if the blond was too stupid to see it just yet.

"But I'm still mad at you for making me come too early during our first time with me on top!"

"Oh, baby, it was an accident, you know that."

"Right… Don't tell anyone!"

Naruto burst out laughing. Yes, he was sure. He really did love Sasuke.

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It hurt. They attacked him from behind when he was putting on his jeans.

He put on a good fight before they put him to sleep. He knew he had no chance but he didn't care. He was pissed and he loved to fight when he was pissed. It was sometimes as good as blowing up things, yeah… But today was not his day. He was tired and a bit sore from sex… and they had guns. He knew they came here to take him alive so he wasn't afraid. He knew why they came. Itachi was right after all…. Why this bastard ALWAYS had to be right? And where was he anyway? Those thugs were there to get HIM, so what if they decided that killing Itachi would be fine? What if Itachi was dead?

NO, they wouldn't… They couldn't kill Itachi. He has a little brother that he had to take care of… Well technically Sasuke wasn't kid anymore, but he still needed Itachi…

…And Deidara needed Itachi…

Itachi was alright, yeah?

….. Yeah…

"If you won't cooperate you're dead." The hissing voice was coming from the speaker. Deidara wasn't tied or anything. He woke up in here, in this room. The door was locked. He was still wearing only his jeans, no shoes, no socks and no shirt… not even a fucking hair tie.

"I told you already, that I DON'T HAVE IT! I tried to finish it billion times and I couldn't do it, yea! And now I have a head ache!"

"You have 24 hours."

And there was silence once again. He was as good as dead, yea…

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They were all at Uchiha Corp. building in Itachi's office.

Itachi had Gunji clutched in his hands and refused to let him go. Shikamaru showed them recordings from the cameras in the lab. There were five masked men dressed in black. They went through the security system quite easily. First they shot the guards with some sleeping drug. One of them had to be a hacker because he immediately moved to the computer panel and worked the rest of the security out in no time. They spread some sleeping gas in the hall but Itachi and Deidara were in an isolated area so they had to wait for Itachi to finish what he had been doing to the blond. It took some time. They must have known about Itachi's past in ANBU and didn't want to risk any trouble with him. When Deidara went to the bathroom they locked Itachi in the lab and set the E-bomb in a corridor. The bomb was necessary to help them with their escape. It affected not only the building but also the nearest traffic lights. They worked fast and their moves were precise and well planned. They were professionals.

Shikamaru didn't pay much attention to the recordings. He took his laptop and started tapping furiously on the keyboard ignoring any questions directed at him. He was in his own world now.

The door burst open and Hidan appeared.

"Hey guys!... oh, hello Iruka-chan. You look good…"

Iruka tried to slap his hand that reached to pat his butt Kakashi was faster. He grabbed and twisted it earning a painful whine from the crazy Jashinist.

"Hey, chill out. I just came to tell you that Kisame has one ANBU unit ready for your orders. The other one is on the way. He is dealing with the cops now."

Itachi joined ANBU to follow in his cousin Shisui's footsteps but quit immediately after his death. They were on a mission where Shisui sacrificed his own life to save Itachi and the mission in general. Itachi blamed himself for his death as well as for the death of his parents.

Itachi wasn't going to let another person he cared about die because of him. Orochimaru kidnapped Deidara because Itachi asked him to send the false data file. It was all Itachi's fault! He endangered his favorite bomber and now it was up to him to save the idiot. Itachi looked up.

"I'll lead the ANBU but I need to know where did they take Deidara…"

Shikamaru stopped his tapping.

"I have few ideas. One is in Chiba… or some other place around the Tokyo Bay. But there is a lot of possible buildings in this area. They will flee the moment they realize we're looking for them. The other one is Manda labs… Maybe they think we wouldn't look there. I mean…"

"That's enough. We'll check them all anyway, but we need to be careful. Shinkamaru-san, please, give me the most probable locations and we start looking. As for the second option, unfortunately we can't sent a soldier squad to do forced entry on Manda labs…"

"Uchiha-san… That's a huge area and we have no clue…"

"I DON'T CARE!"

Shikamaru immediately got back to work. Hidan's gaze wandered to the young man for the first time. The guy was sporting even more ridiculous pony tail than Iruka. His face was pale and his forehead was marred by a concentrated scowl. He looked effortlessly handsome but also didn't draw attention. His tie was loosed, his shirt cramped and he was slouching back in his chair. Hidan would never waste his time to notice someone like him but still…. He couldn't take his eyes of him. He may have the same hair cut but he surely was a total opposite of Iruka. Hidan was getting hard even from just thinking of Kakashi's assistant but he was kind of afraid of him. Just the same way he was afraid of Deidara. Deidara once set the bomb in his locker for some stupid reason. Hidan had no doubts that Iruka wouldn't hesitate to do the same or even worse. He was sure that all prim and proper 'boss' personal assistant' was a prankster by heart. All three of them (Hidan, Iruka and Deidara) had fiery tempers and heads full of crazy ideas. Maybe it was good for cool and collected guys like Kakashi and Itachi who looked for some thrill in their boring lives but Hidan wouldn't risk of getting close to someone like that. His life was a mess already and he didn't need to add more to it. Two people like that would kill each other without doubts.

This guy was different. No chances for any temper tantrums here. He looked like he didn't care about anything at all. It was kind of cool and sexy… Hidan stepped closer to the guy from behind and looked at the tempting looking long white neck. He must be really frustrated if he was getting hot on some geek… He moved forward. Standing closely behind Shika he leaned down and supported his one hand on Shikamaru's desk. His breath fanned the small, slightly pointed ear.

"Hey, can you hack to the Manda labs security systems and show me their recordings from security cameras? I'm interested in the last hour."

Shikamaru turned his head slightly to look at the man that invaded his personal space. He was tall and had surprisingly nice and friendly face. His hair was silvery-grey and slicked back in some old fashion that strangely suited him very well. Shika cleared his throat.

"Um… I can try… It may take a while though…"

His fingers moved over the keyboard again. Why was he even looking at some strange guy…?

Itachi pushed Gunji into Hidan's arms. Then he paused, thought for a moment and took the cat back. He gave it to Iruka instead and turned to Hidan again.

"You and Shikamaru-san check the Manda Labs and let me know if you see anything strange, like missing parts in the recordings. Mean time I'm taking the ANBU. I'll raze the whole damned district to the ground if I have to!"

With that Itachi stormed out of the office. Shikamaru only blinked while Hidan grinned like a maniac sighing. "Ah…there's nothing more dangerous than a man in love…"

Kakashi embraced Iruka.

"Ruka… I'm going too."

"WHAT?"

"Baby, please, understand… I need to go. I'll be fine. I was ANBU a long before Itachi."

"…..?...You..?... ?" Iruka was speechless.

"There is a lot you have to learn about me, love, but for now you need to trust me, ok? I'll be fine. I love you."

Kakashi kissed him and pretended not to see how his dolphin's eyes glistened with a salty wetness.

"I'll see you later, yes?"

"Kakashi…"

Kakashi kissed him again.

"Trust me."

Iruka nodded. It wasn't the matter of trust, for heaven's sake! He was just worried and nothing would change that!

Kakashi was gone.

Iruka felt awful. Then he felt a comforting arms around him and he relaxed in Naruto's embrace. Kakashi would be fine. They would be together in their house soon enough… with their dogs…

…the dogs!

"Naruto! You're here by car, right? Take me home! NOW!"

And with that they were gone too.

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All eight dogs were lounging in the living room together when Iruka barged in.

"Guys! Orochimaru took one of our friends and keeps him somewhere! Do you have any idea where Orochimaru may keep him?"

Pakkun was always the one who knew the most. "It depends what he wants from him. What's with the cat?"

Gunji's tiny little head was sticking out of a small pocket of Iruka's shirt, on the left side of his chest.

"Deidara was working on some explosives that Orochimaru wanted to put his hands on. It's HIS cat!"

"Well… let me think. They were working with Amachi on the freaking genetics in Chiba but Kamatari was talking about this huge room in Funabashi, near the port. Kabuto was testing some chemical weapon on him there. He died one day after arriving. I think it's possible that your friend is there. It's an ugly one story building that looks like some abandoned factory. Everything is underground! It's very hard to get in there and it's easy to get lost while you're in. Kamatari said there is a lot of ways to get in and out but only two are right."

Naruto couldn't stand that.

"Sit down, dobe. You make me nervous."

"Come on, guys… we can't just sit on our asses while Kakashi and Itachi are risking their lives…"

Pakkun jumped of the couch. "Naruto's right. The boss may need us. I could sniff your friend. This kitten smells strongly of some human. It would be much easier that way for sure. And then I would bite his chunk off!"

Guruko chuckled: "Yea! I want some too! I want Amachi's ass!"

"Kabuto's mine!" Added Urushi with a grin.

"You're great guys, but we can't take you all…"

Iruka was already dialing Shikamaru's number. He told him everything except the fact that he obtained the information from his revenge-seeking talking dogs. Shikamaru localized the building without any problem and sent directories to Itachi. Five minutes later they were all on their way to Funabashi.

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Kakashi and Itachi were in the black van with some other ANBU members. They were changing into the regular ANBU uniforms. They were almost ready. They were just waiting for Kisame and the other squad when Shikamaru called giving them new directions from… (surprise! surprise!) – lovely Iruka. Kakashi was glad that he was wearing a mask because the smile on his face was probably very dorky but he couldn't help it. He was so proud of his little dolphin. He wasn't sitting in a corner crying and waiting for his man to come back safe. No, he took the matter in his own hands and did a damn good piece of work. He needed to concentrate on something else because increasing bubbly feeling in his stomach was really uncalled for in this situation.

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Deidara refused to even pretend that he is working. He sat down on the floor and started to braid his hair into thin plaits. He was half way through his head when someone on the other side of the camera lost control.

"If you don't start working right now we will make you!"

"Yea… then do it, you stupid fucker! How are you going to do that, un?"

"Fine. We're going to blow the Uchiha compound off. How do you like that? We'll do it when your lover comes back home. Or better, we'll leave a little gift in his car. How about your favorite C4? Is that good enough?... You're awfully quiet, Deidara-san. What is it? You thought we didn't see the way he fucked you into the lab table? GET TO WORK! Your time is running out."

Deidara couldn't believe it. This was bad. He couldn't let them hurt Itachi. He needed to think of something. He stood up and started to work.

"I need more stuff."

He scribbled something on a piece of paper and put it in front of the camera.

"Do you think I'm crazy? I won't give you means to escape, Deidara-san. You're underestimating me."

"Ask any scientist you want, ask Kabuto, you can't make any explosive with what is on this list."

It took them almost an hour before they checked and decided that the stuff from the list were safe enough. When he had everything he needed he started to work.

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They surrounded the building but from their positions were yet to identify the way people could enter the building. It looked abandoned and one of the soldiers, the only woman in the squad, didn't hesitate to voice what everyone else thought about.

"Captain, I think someone who said that this is our target is fucking with us!"

Kakashi frowned. "The only person Iruka's fucking with is ME and I always call it 'making love' so you can be sure that this information is from the trusted source!"

Anko was stubborn. "Since when our Captain trusts ANYONE?"

Azuma chuckled. "You've heard. Since he sleeps with him."

Anko gasped. "Are you serious?"

Kakashi raised his voice. "It doesn't matter who told us about this location. I trust Iruka. Not just because he's my lover, but because he knows what he's talking about."

Anko was getting angry. She had a crush on Kakashi since forever! Who was the man that Kakashi trusted and openly called his lover. Azuma sighed.

"Sorry, Kakashi. I like Iruka, but he shouldn't mess with the stuff he knows NOTHING about!"

Kakashi had enough. He was about to yell at his subordinates for the first time when he heard someone laying rubbers in front of their parked van. He recognized the black Skyline and its driver as well as passengers. Iruka ran towards him followed by Pakkun. He looked the same as when they were entering their new home together for the first time earlier today. Now the sun was already setting and Iruka's skin glowed like gold. Kakashi loved to look at him…

"Kakashi!"

"Iruka! What are you doing here?"

Anko stepped forward.

"So you're the one who mislead us to this shitty hole?"

Iruka looked at her curiously.

"This kind of language isn't very suited for a lady, and I believe that I haven't got pleasure to meet you, miss…"

Anko had no idea why or how but she blushed. Deep and low chuckle roared behind her and knowing who it belonged to her cheeks darkened even more.

"He's right, Anko!"

"Shut up, Ibiki!"

Iruka smiled at her. Why did he do that? She wasn't even nice to him! And Kakashi seemed angry with her. Could it be that he was jealous? Impossible. Not their captain! Not Kakashi!

Itachi's patience was wearing thin. "Iruka! What is it? Why are you here?"

Iruka smiled at him happily. "I have someone who will help you to get in. Pakkun, come here."

Pakkun sat quietly at his feet knowing better than to talk around strangers. Iruka knelt on one knee and patted his head. "We know that there are two entries to their hiding. Everything is underground. If Deidara's here Pakkun will know. He got the smell of him from Gunji."

Iruka was in the center of everyone's attention and apparently gained some trust and acknowledgement of his squad members in no time. He needed to hug him. When Iruka stood up Kakashi's arms were around him. ANBU captain pulled his black mask down and kissed the caramel skin of Iruka's cheek. Catcalls and laughs reverberated through the crowd of soldiers and Kakashi anwered them with the stupidest smile possible. Iruka only blushed and tried to push him away.

"Pakkun, go on a reckon. I want you to go around the building and sniff around, 'key?" Iruka winked and Kakashi shivered. His dolphin was so incredibly sexy…

"You need to find both entries. Good luck."

Anko snorted.

"Ok, I don't care if you're Kakashi's boyfriend or even a Pope! You must be nuts if you think that this dog understands what you mean."

She pointed at Pakkun and looked at him with amusement. Kakashi crouched down.

"Pakkun! Take these two transmitters. Put this one somewhere near the entry through which you think they brought Dei and this one at the other one. GO!"

Pakkun took both transmitters to his mouth and ran. He had found the first entry almost immediately. He dropped both transmitters to the ground and picked one again. Damn people with their opposite thumbs had it so easy… Then he left the other devise somewhere where seemingly was no door at all and ran back to Iruka with a broad smile.

Anko was dumbfounded. Iruka's insanity was contagious! She was also very surprised at how close Itachi seemed to be with the scarred brunette. She knew the Uchiha during his short time in ANBU but he never talked even two words to her and here he was thanking so openly to Iruka and… it was just weird. This whole Iruka person was weird. He was… weirdly likeable… She should be jealous seeing him with Kakashi and hate the guy but she couldn't help but find them cute together.

"It's fine Itachi-san." Iruka chuckled. " Go and rescue your damsel in distress…"

Itachi smiled. "Dei's not a girl!"

"Alright then, a younker in distress! Just hurry up because he's not the type to sit around and wait. If you don't go now he may decide to free himself on his own…"

B O O M !

Everyone dropped down to the ground cursing.

"You ask for it you got it baby…"

"KISAME! CALL AN AMBULANCE!" Itachi didn't wait any longer. He fixed his mask, checked his guns and motioned to his people to follow him. Kakashi pecked Iruka's lips and quickly did the same taking the other squad.

…..

It was true that the things from Deidara's list were not enough to make a bomb but Diedara was a genius bomber. He used to be in Akatsuki, a terrorist organization that was giving him a lot of money for his researches and experiments. That's how he met Itachi. At the time the Uchiha was on the undercover mission as ANBU. He joined Akatsuki and crushed them from the inside. Deidara was more than willing to accept his offer of work for the Uchiha Corp. instead of ending up in jail. Itachi was smart. He knew that geniuses like Deidara shouldn't rot in some dirty prison cell.

Deidara really was brilliant so what Orochimaru's lackeys provided was more than enough. On his right index finger he still had his Akatsuki ring. He had everything he needed. He lifted the ring's teal top and smiled. He wouldn't let anyone hurt Itachi.

….

Iruka was with Kisame in the back of the ANBU van in the safe distance. Kisame was controlling positions of every ANBU on the small screen. Through the windshield Iruka could see Sasuke and Naruto standing beside the black Skyline and looking at the smoke coming out of the old building. He could hear two smaller explosions. Some people came out but they were immediately captured by the ANBU. He couldn't tell where Kakashi was… He was worried, just the same as Sasuke was worried about Itachi.

…

Kakashi missed the thrill of danger. Maybe that's why he liked to be with Iruka! He carefully moved through the smoke filled corridors knocking out every single person he met. He didn't go with Itachi to where Deidara was supposed to be. That was Itachi's part. He wanted to get Kabuto - the freak who was having lunch with his Iruka few days back. It was obvious that he had been planning to use the dolphin to get some information. Among the thing that Shikamaru discovered there were messages mentioning something about abduction... They wanted to kidnap Iruka because some irrelevant assistant seemed far easier to target than Uchiha's main scientist locked in the lab almost 24/7. Knowing of their plans Kakashi took Iruka away from Tokyo for the whole weekend. That's why they decided to look for the formula in Deidara's apartment and when they didn't find what they were looking for all they could do was taking Deidara…

When Kakashi saw Iruka having lunch with Kabuto he was livid. He wanted nothing more than to smash Kabuto's smiling face into the nearest wall. After he heard what this freak did to the dogs and other animals he seriously wanted to gut him. And now he was going to make this dreams come true soon… Very soon. Anko was almost done with setting the explosives in the lock to the main laboratory.

….

Deidara made a mistake. The explosion was too big. Something stung in his arm. He wasn't sure if he even wanted to know what it was. If he died here Orochimaru would no longer have a reason to hurt Itachi so it was alright… Everything was alright. He would die here saving the bastard's sexy ass. Fine. At least he got some amazing sex before the end of his miserable life, yea?

…

Kabuto looked terrible. He was covered with sweat and his eyes spoke of pure insanity.

"Stay away!"

He had something small clutched in his hand.

"Stay away from me! Get out! Let me go or I'll blow up this whole building!"

Everyone took a step back - except Kakashi.

"Easy guys, he's bluffing!"

Kabuto's eyes widened.

"NO! I'm serious! Stay back!"

"Kakashi…" It was Asuma. He knew that Kakashi liked to play the optimistic one but Asuma had a pregnant wife waiting for him at home.

"It's alright Asuma. He's bluffing! I'm sure it's just a remote to his garage door or something. I wanted to kick his ass for a long time now, you know. He dared to have lunch with my Ruka!"

"NO! I'm serious! It's a detonator!"

"Kakashi…!" Anko didn't have any serious responsibilities but she surely didn't want to die yet! She wanted to do a lot of stuff and huge part of them included Ibiki who was standing right behind her but excluded dying together!

They just couldn't die here!

Kabuto looked even more frightened than the rest of them. Only Kakashi was smiling brightly approaching Kabuto with a steady pace. Kabuto stretched his arms out to show Kakashi what he was really holding in his hands. It looked like a detonator.

"It's real you crazy bastard! Can't you see it's real?"

"Naaah… I think it's just a phone strap. You wouldn't kill yourself."

"I would do anything for Orochimaru-sama! How did you even find us? It was impossible! You couldn't track us back here! You shouldn't be here! Go away! If I let go of this we're ALL DEAD!"

"K A K A S H I ! ! ! " This time it was the whole squad.

"I told you already, he's bluffing!" Kakashi had a gall to chuckle. Kabuto turned his wide pleading eyes to the rest of the ANBU team.

"He's CRAZY! He'll kill us all! STOP HIM!"

That was a distraction enough for Kakashi to take the final step. He grabbed Kabuto's hand and held it preventing him from letting go of the device. Then without even a momentary hesitation he used his other hand to beat Kabuto's face into a pulp. It felt great, just as he thought it would.

When Kabuto stopped making ANY moves Kakashi carefully took the tape offered by Ibiki and used it to immobilize the pushed button.

"Here, take it and check. Kami knows if it was bluff or no, ne?…"

He stood up and almost took a blow to his cheek from Anko. It wasn't a bitch slap. It was a real blow which he dodge without problem. He knew that he probably scared the shit out of them all but he didn't have a fun like that in a really long time! Being a businessman was quite boring most of times…

Anko rubbed her hand that hit a wall instead of Kakashi's stupid face… She should have let Asuma to do the honor.

"You see Anko, that's exactly what you get for badmouthing my lovely dolphin!"

"You deserved to be punched, Kakashi, and you know it!" It was still too early for Asuma to be amused by the situation. He left ANBU for a reason after all!

"Maybe, but if I let any of you punch me what will I say to Iruka? He would be worried!"

Annko snorted. "Yea, right. It looks to me like he would laugh at you for getting punched!"

Kakashi scratched his head. She was probably right…

"Anko…" Morino's low voice sounded a bit strange.

"What is it, Ibiki?"

"Before another stupid situation like this one will put our lives on the line I need to ask you something… Will you go out with me?"

Anko was shocked. Who would have thought that Kakashi's retarded ideas could have some positive outcome? And who would have thought that Ibiki would make a first move…?

"Ibiki… What I have in mind after this crazy stunt is more suited for staying in my place than actual 'going out' but, YES!"

…..

The younger Uchiha was very quiet, standing in Naruto's loving embrace but suddenly his eyes widened and he mumbled something into the blond's shoulder.

"What did you say, baby?"

"I said it's HIM! It's Orochimaru!"

Naruto followed Sasuke's gaze to the neighboring building.

"Are you sure?"

"YES! I'm sure! It's him!"

Naruto ran to Sasuke's car.

"Wait! Dobe! I'm coming too!"

Iruka immediately jumped out of the van to stop them but the boys were already gone. "What are you going to do, Naruto?" He mumbled and run back to Kisame, who was reading positions of every ANBU on the small computer screen.

Tall long haired figure disappeared in some plain looking old grey car and drove away with Naruto close behind. Orochimmaru realized that he had been followed and sped up among the magazines trying to lose his tail but Naruto had an upper hand with his skills, experience and most of all, the car! He easily drifted through every turn cornering Orochimaru near the waterfront.

Two bullets hit the black Skyline.

"Shit! Sasuke, get out!"

Sasuke got out of the car and Naruto followed him through the same door. They were hiding behind the vehicle while Orochimaru had been shooting in their direction. He was cornered, that was a point for them BUT he had a gun and that was a HUGE point for him.

"Sasuke…"

"What is it, dobe?"

"I love you."

"What?"

"I love you. I really love you so much I can't even phrase it, because I'm stupid. I didn't say it earlier because I wanted my confession to be spectacular, like.. like… I don't even know yet, but now I may not have a chance to do It right so…"

Naruto's head painfully hit the pavement when Sasuke jumped him and silenced with a searing kiss. They didn't even hear the police sirens or shooting over their heads. They were in their own world, where nothing aside from the two of them mattered. Three police cars and one full ANBU squad called by Iruka and Kisame gathered behind them and turned Orochimaru's car into a sieve. When Orochimaru took a bullet to his stomach and fell down Naruto and Sasuke were still joined in their kiss. When the ambulance stopped right beside them Naruto was in the middle of pulling Sasuke's shirt up. Sasuke was in heaven and almost died of shock when something pulled him off of his love and suddenly he found himself engulfed by the dirty cold water.

"Kakashi… I think that was a bit too much…"

"Don't worry Ruka, he needed to cool off."

Naruto jumped into the water and helped his lover to get back to the solid ground. Sasuke was getting limp in his hands and was slipping out of his grip.

"Sasuke…?"

The younger Uchiha was lying wet on the concrete with his eyes closed… Naruto raised his worried eyes to Iruka but the dolphin just smirked.

"Sasuke, if you want so badly to be resuscitated than you should know that I'm much better at it than Naruto so I would be the one to perform it!"

One black eye opened slowly and leered at the brunette taking in his slim figure, chocolate skin and sexy teasing smile.

"Hn… I wouldn't mind…"

The kick to his ribs with an ANBU combat boot was even more painful that he anticipated. Kakashi hugged Iruka possessively and scowled at Sasuke. "I'm good at resuscitation too, as you see. I woke him up just fine!"

"I hate you, Kakashi…" mumbled Sasuke, coughing slightly.

"Don't worry, Sasuke. If you whine enough I'm sure Naruto will kiss it better. Now get your sorry ass of the ground and go check on your brother. Deidara was unconscious when we had found him. They're on their way to the hospital."

Soon enough they were all on their way to check on Dei.

…

TBC