Survey

Here ya have it, Naruto's survey. Credit for some of the ideas, again, goes to Most flogged. ^^ Enjoy!

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1. What's your name: Uzumaki Naruto!
2. What do you wish your name was, instead: Hey, I like my name! Besides, it’s gonna be Hokage soon, anyway.
3. How are you: Pretty good. Just had ramen at the Ichiraku with Iruka-sensei paying. ^^
4. Would you ever eat sushi? Yup! Even though it’s not as good as ramen.
5. Would you ever eat sushi off a naked body? Umm… maybe. Probably. Yeah.
6. Have you considered homosexuality? Hey hey! I like girls too!
7. What's your sexual preference? I like Sakura-chan a lot, but then there’s Sasuke…
8. What were you in a past life? It’d be awesome if I was the Hokage!
9. I punch you. Quick, what do you do? I kick your ass!
10. When confronted with Britney Spears, you...? Is she the chick with the fake boobs or the one who’s on drugs?
11. What's your favorite coffee? I hate coffee. It’s all bitter and crap.
12. What's your political perspective? Well, the old hag is Hokage and I guess that’s it.
13. Are you my Angel? Nope, but I got a nine-tailed fox demon inside of me. So I’m kind of a demon.
14. Do you consider yourself a poet? Poetry is boring.
15. What do you wanna be when you grow up? I’m gonna be Hokage!
16. There's a naked man in your living room. What do you do? >> It’s probably Sasuke…
17. How stupid do you think you are? I am not stupid, dammit!
18. How stupid do other people think you are? They’re all assholes!
19. Who the hell do you think you are? Hey! I’m Uzumaki Naruto, and I’m gonna be Hokage one day! So suck on THAT!
20. Is the Wonderbra good or bad? What’s Wonderbra?
21. If you could levitate, who would you scare first? Kickass! I’d go scare Iruka-sensei, or maybe Konohamaru!
22. What's your favorite fruit? Strawberry pocky!
23. Can you feel the love tonight? No, ‘cause Sasuke isn’t here…
24. On a nude beach, you would...? Why would I be at a nude beach? Bathhouses are better, anyway.
25. Make up a story with yourself: Once upon a time, there was a cool kid who didn’t have a demon put inside of him and everyone liked him and he had a million friends, and he became Hokage!
26. What do you think about contemporary art? What’s comtemporary mean?
27. Do you like being naked? Hey hey! Isn’t that a little personal, dammit?
28. If we had proof God didn't exist, what would happen? I dunno. Lots of explosions?
29. Do you enjoy cheeze whiz? Yeah!
30. What's your position on virginity? I can’t remember mine…
31. On civil unions: Civil what?
32. On RuPaul: I don’t know about that kinda stuff!
33. On mosquito bites: They itch like fuck and I hate them!
34. On bad sitcoms: Well, Sakura-chan hates them… so they suck?
35. On Fran Drescher: What?
36. Are you left handed or right handed? Righty!
37. Are you smart? Hell yeah I am! And I’m smarter than that bastard Sasuke!
38. What's your middle name? Don’t got one.
39. How many personalities do you have? It’s me and the fox.
40. How many piercings do you have? None, ‘cause the fox heals all the holes.
41. What was your first word? Uzumaki!
42. Are you superstitious? Kinda… not like I’m paranoid or anything, though!
43. Do you read your horoscope? I don’t think those work, ya know?
44. Do you believe in that stuff? I just said that I don’t!
45. Can you do a cartwheel? Hell yeah! And I can do Sexy no Jutsu, too!
46. Do you have contact lenses? Nah, my eyes are fine.
47. Do you have a retainer or braces? Nope! But I got kinda fangs…
48. Can you drive? I’m only fourteen!
49. Do you snore? Like hell I do! Sasuke’s a ass, he just says I do to be mean!
50. Do you drool in your sleep? NO!
51. Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge? I don’t really have the chance to write letters, ya know?
52. Do you keep a journal? Nah.
53. Do you like onions? Sure!
54. Do you like cotton candy? Hell yeah!
55. What instruments can you play? Nothing. Iruka-sensei gave me some drums to beat on once when I was in the Academy and I broke them. He didn’t try again for some reason…
56. Do you like to dance? That’s a girl thing!
57. Do you like to sing? Sometimes. But then Sasuke always makes me shut up somehow.
58. Are you any good at it? Hey, I think so!
59. Do you like to talk on the phone? Not much.
60. Do you like where you live? Yeah!
61. Are you organized? Not really…
62. Do you sleep with socks on? I hate socks!
63. Are you shy? Hey hey! I’m not called the number one loudmouth ninja in Konoha for nothing, dammit!
64. Do you talk to yourself? ….sometimes.
65. Are you a morning person? Mornings suck… But that’s what early morning training is for!
66. Are you a virgin? …………………………………………………………………………….. Not telling
67. Are you proud of that? SHUT UP!!!
68. Do you believe in reincarnation? Huh?
69. Do you believe in God? Maybe. I guess.
70. Do you believe in ghosts? Ooooooooooh yeah.
71. Do you believe in bigfoot? Wha?
72. How old do you wish you were? Old enough to be Hokage!
73. What will you name your daughter? I haven’t thought that far into the future yet!
74. Son? Gahh!
75. Have you ever thought you were gonna die? Lots of times.
76. Where do you wanna go? On the Hokage monument!

Ever...

1: Been kissed? A lot.
2: Done drugs? No! Just soldier pills…
3: Eaten an entire box of Oreos? Nah.
4: Been on stage? Don’t FUCKING remind me about the damn skit for Academy we had to do…
5: Dumped someone else? No.
6: Gotten in a car accident. No, ‘cause shinobi don’t use cars too much.
7: Watched "Punky Brewster"? Whagh?
8: Been in love? …………………shut the fuck up. SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Favorites…

9: Shampoo: The strawberry kind!
10: Toothpaste: That bubblegummy one with the minty flavor!
11: Soap: Sasuke says that the one I use right now is perfect. So… ummm… yeah?
12: Type of soup: Ramen!!
13: Room in your house: The training room!
14: Instrument: I don’t like to play stuff. It always kinda breaks…

Either/Or..

15: Coffee or hot chocolate? Hot chocolate!
16: Big or little? Big!
17: Lace or satin? Eww, girly stuff!
18: New or old? New.
19: Neve Campbell or Jennifer Love Hewitt? Huh what?
20: Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt? I dunno this!
21: Vogue or Material Girl? Girl? What girl?
22: Jeans or cords? Jeans.
23: Sweater or sweatshirt? Sweater.
24: T-shirt or tank top? T-shirt.
25: Skirt or dress? I’m NOT a girl!
26: Wool or cotton? Cotton.
27: Rose or Lily? Uh, rose?
28: The way it is or the way it was? The way it is. Most of the time. Sometimes I wish it was the way it was.
29: Oldies or pop? Pop?
30: Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? Sasuke told me not to call him my boyfriend.
31: Do you have a best friend? Yeah! Sasuke!

In the last 24 hours, have you...

32: Cried? Nope.
33: Helped someone? Yeah!
34: Bought something? Ramen!!
35: Gotten sick? Nah.
36: Gone to the movies? No.
37: Gone out for dinner? Out for ramen!!
38: Said "I love you"? …no.
39: Written a real letter? I said I don’t like letters!
40: Moved on? From where? I don’t wanna leave Konoha!
41: Talked to an ex? Ex what?
42: Missed an ex? Ex fucking WHAT?
43: Written in a journal? NO!
44: Talked to someone you have a crush on? Yeah, I guess.
45: Had a serious talk? With Ero-sannin? You gotta be kidding me.
46: Missed someone? Yeah…
47: Hugged someone? Yeah.
48: Fought with your parents? Mine are dead from the damn fox.
49: Fought with a friend? I do that every day!

Do you.....

50: Wear eye shadow? No, but Neji does!
51: Put on a "front"? A what?
52: Kiss on the first date? I don’t really “date”, you know?
53: Have a crush on someone? Kinda…
54: Eat with your mouth open? If I’m in a hurry, yeah.
55: If you got a tattoo, where would you get it, and what would it be? I already have the seal thing from the fox, and I don’t want something else unless it’s an ANBU tattoo.
56: What color is your floor/carpet in your room? Wood.
57: What was the last CD you bought? Not sure.
58: How did you spend last summer? Training and doing missions!
59: When's the last time you showered? This morning.
60: Are you tired? Not really.
61: Are you lonely? Not if I don’t think about it.
62: Are you happy? Happy enough!
63: Are you wearing pajamas? No, it’s the middle of the afternoon!
64: Are you talking to someone online? Nah, everyone’s off.
65: What are the initials of your crush/interest/spouse? Not gonna say.
66: What is your astrological sign? Shikamaru says it’s Libra.
67: What is the sign of your crush/interest/spouse? I told you I’m not gonna say!!
68: What time is it? That wasn't so bad, was it? It’s time to train! And yeah, I guess.

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^^; I personally don't think it's as funny as Sasuke's, but eh. The next one is Gaara's, and I'll probably end up being happier with it. XD

Oh, and if ya like ShinoKiba, check out my other fic, "How We Work"!