Konoha's Real Exam
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Naruto › Het - Male/Female
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
2
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2,007
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11
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I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Chapter 1
Chapter One: Food and Flirting!
Disclaimer: You read the first one didn't you?!
Notes:
'…'- thoughts (damned thing won't do italics)
"…"- spoken dialogue
Temari was positively fuming at what had just happened. 'How DARE he even suggest that I was looking at him. Even though I was, and was enjoying it too… Those eyes… I could stare into them for-Wait!'
"I don't like him at all! He is NOT good looking and I do NOT like the way his eyes look!"
Temari suddenly stopped and realized that the few people that were milling about with their morning activities were now staring at her after that outburst. A couple of old ladies covered their mouths and giggled at her. She spun and glared at them, which only caused them to laugh even more.
Seeing that she wouldn't win in a battle of wits against two women who were by far older than her, she turned back to the way that she was walking and continued on. 'Great. Now the who town thinks I'm a giggling little teenager with a crush… I'm never going to get any respect at the Tournament today…'
Walking along the street, she finally was able to turn her mind away from her encounter earlier, and put her mind on what was important. She dutifully went over every aspect of the plan, knowing that Gaara's battle against the Uchiha was going to be the signal to begin.
She shuddered at that thought. She remembered the one time in her life that she had ever seen Gaara transform into his "other" form, and it wasn't something that she ever wanted to experience again. Shaking her head, she cleared her thoughts and focused on what she needed to do. She rehearsed what Baki had told her team to do, and before long she had arrived at a small shop.
"Ichiraku… Ramen?" She said as she peered up at the sign. Stepping under the cloth sign, she sat down at one of the chairs.
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Shikamaru was bored… He woke up early for no apparent reason and couldn't get back to sleep. He wandered for a bit before he heard someone calling out his name… He turned wondering who it was, and saw Asuma waving at him.
"Oi! Shikamaru!"
He walked up to the sensei and noted that he was carrying a Go board with him. "Let me guess… you want a rematch?" He stated, once again shoving his hands back into his pockets.
Asuma nearly swallowed the stub that once was his cigarette. He rendered a one eyed glare at Shikamaru, which was returned by a long yawn from the boy.
"I figured that we can at least start a game, since the Exam will be starting in a few hours."
Shikamaru glanced at his surroundings, and noticed a small table underneath a tree. He pointed at it before speaking, "set it up… two hours, and you'll lose." Asuma grinned at him, noting that even with all the lazing about that he did, Shikamaru was still confident, and smart.
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'Birds Chirping Loudly,
Waking me from my slumber,
Yes, I hate the birds.'
Naruto yawned hugely before covering his head with his pillow… The tournament wasn't supposed to start for a while, and he figured he should try and get as much sleep as possible. He hadn't gotten to sleep until early in the morning, he had been so nervous.
--BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP-
'Alarm Clocks shrill loud,
They too shall feel my anger,
Uzumaki wins!'
Naruto flailed around, finally locating his alarm clock, and shutting it off. He sat up in his bed, yawning once again and rubbing the sleep from his eyes.
"I didn't get any sleep," He moaned to no one. Standing up, and dragging foot to his kitchen, he poured himself some cereal, making sure to check the date on his milk before using it. He'd already had problems with Spoiled milk once before.
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Shikamaru stood up, and sticking his hands back into his pockets, began walking away. Asuma scratched his head, staring at the board with disdain. Even with a five-stone handicap, he still lost by this much! And in only one hour! Looking around, Asuma noticed that the streets were getting fairly crowded. The daimyo must be arriving fairly soon.
Shikamaru had already vanished into the crowd by the time Asuma looked in that direction again. 'That boy is good at disappearing…'
*Later at the Exam Stage*
Shikamaru entered along with everyone else and looked around at the murmuring people in the stands high above him. Hearing screaming behind him, he turned to witness Naruto sliding across the ground, finally coming to a stop. Shikamaru looked down at him, and noticed that he seemed to be knocked silly. Hauling him to his feet, Shikamaru scolded Naruto for being troublesome, and Naruto snapped out of his dazed expression.
While Naruto was babbling something about the village's bulls, Shikamaru noticed that the girl he had encountered earlier was staring at him again… Well… she can stare all she wants… Looking around once more, the spectators had begun cheering the Genin on, awaiting the first battle between Naruto and Hyuuga Neji.
When the Exanimer presented the new ranking structure, Shikamaru was surprised. 'I thought I was supposed to have more matches. My other opponent must have retired.'
Temari however was frantic. She quickly scanned everyone, trying to remember who this "Nara Shikamaru" was… then her eyes fell on him. 'Crap, the one person I have to fight, has to be the cutest one here… WAIT!!! No! not… grrr.' She gave up fighting it… at least they never would have that battle, as Gaara and that Uchiha were to fight before her… That is if they were ever to show up.
A/N: Wow… that took longer to spew out than I had wanted… and it's still short! Damnit. Well, I hope this is going well for you all, and I'll try to make this longer from now on… it should be once we get to the kinky stuff anyways. (I has a dirty mind). Anyways, hope you like it! Oh, and those Haiku, I just kinda threw them in there… made 'em up… tossed 'em in.
Ja Ne!
P.S. I've only seen up to episode 81 of the series, and I've only read 4 volumes of the Manga (yeah I know... I'm behind) just remember, this is the Chuunin exam... so bear with me please.
*Update: wow... life got busy real quick-like. I've got school, work, editing for a fansubbing group, betaing some other fics... I have no time to write my own!!! GRAAAH! I WILL get back to this, but right now, I don't even have time to casually watch Naruto... let alone write a hentai! I'm SOO sorry I left you all hanging like that.
Disclaimer: You read the first one didn't you?!
Notes:
'…'- thoughts (damned thing won't do italics)
"…"- spoken dialogue
Temari was positively fuming at what had just happened. 'How DARE he even suggest that I was looking at him. Even though I was, and was enjoying it too… Those eyes… I could stare into them for-Wait!'
"I don't like him at all! He is NOT good looking and I do NOT like the way his eyes look!"
Temari suddenly stopped and realized that the few people that were milling about with their morning activities were now staring at her after that outburst. A couple of old ladies covered their mouths and giggled at her. She spun and glared at them, which only caused them to laugh even more.
Seeing that she wouldn't win in a battle of wits against two women who were by far older than her, she turned back to the way that she was walking and continued on. 'Great. Now the who town thinks I'm a giggling little teenager with a crush… I'm never going to get any respect at the Tournament today…'
Walking along the street, she finally was able to turn her mind away from her encounter earlier, and put her mind on what was important. She dutifully went over every aspect of the plan, knowing that Gaara's battle against the Uchiha was going to be the signal to begin.
She shuddered at that thought. She remembered the one time in her life that she had ever seen Gaara transform into his "other" form, and it wasn't something that she ever wanted to experience again. Shaking her head, she cleared her thoughts and focused on what she needed to do. She rehearsed what Baki had told her team to do, and before long she had arrived at a small shop.
"Ichiraku… Ramen?" She said as she peered up at the sign. Stepping under the cloth sign, she sat down at one of the chairs.
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Shikamaru was bored… He woke up early for no apparent reason and couldn't get back to sleep. He wandered for a bit before he heard someone calling out his name… He turned wondering who it was, and saw Asuma waving at him.
"Oi! Shikamaru!"
He walked up to the sensei and noted that he was carrying a Go board with him. "Let me guess… you want a rematch?" He stated, once again shoving his hands back into his pockets.
Asuma nearly swallowed the stub that once was his cigarette. He rendered a one eyed glare at Shikamaru, which was returned by a long yawn from the boy.
"I figured that we can at least start a game, since the Exam will be starting in a few hours."
Shikamaru glanced at his surroundings, and noticed a small table underneath a tree. He pointed at it before speaking, "set it up… two hours, and you'll lose." Asuma grinned at him, noting that even with all the lazing about that he did, Shikamaru was still confident, and smart.
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'Birds Chirping Loudly,
Waking me from my slumber,
Yes, I hate the birds.'
Naruto yawned hugely before covering his head with his pillow… The tournament wasn't supposed to start for a while, and he figured he should try and get as much sleep as possible. He hadn't gotten to sleep until early in the morning, he had been so nervous.
--BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP-
'Alarm Clocks shrill loud,
They too shall feel my anger,
Uzumaki wins!'
Naruto flailed around, finally locating his alarm clock, and shutting it off. He sat up in his bed, yawning once again and rubbing the sleep from his eyes.
"I didn't get any sleep," He moaned to no one. Standing up, and dragging foot to his kitchen, he poured himself some cereal, making sure to check the date on his milk before using it. He'd already had problems with Spoiled milk once before.
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Shikamaru stood up, and sticking his hands back into his pockets, began walking away. Asuma scratched his head, staring at the board with disdain. Even with a five-stone handicap, he still lost by this much! And in only one hour! Looking around, Asuma noticed that the streets were getting fairly crowded. The daimyo must be arriving fairly soon.
Shikamaru had already vanished into the crowd by the time Asuma looked in that direction again. 'That boy is good at disappearing…'
*Later at the Exam Stage*
Shikamaru entered along with everyone else and looked around at the murmuring people in the stands high above him. Hearing screaming behind him, he turned to witness Naruto sliding across the ground, finally coming to a stop. Shikamaru looked down at him, and noticed that he seemed to be knocked silly. Hauling him to his feet, Shikamaru scolded Naruto for being troublesome, and Naruto snapped out of his dazed expression.
While Naruto was babbling something about the village's bulls, Shikamaru noticed that the girl he had encountered earlier was staring at him again… Well… she can stare all she wants… Looking around once more, the spectators had begun cheering the Genin on, awaiting the first battle between Naruto and Hyuuga Neji.
When the Exanimer presented the new ranking structure, Shikamaru was surprised. 'I thought I was supposed to have more matches. My other opponent must have retired.'
Temari however was frantic. She quickly scanned everyone, trying to remember who this "Nara Shikamaru" was… then her eyes fell on him. 'Crap, the one person I have to fight, has to be the cutest one here… WAIT!!! No! not… grrr.' She gave up fighting it… at least they never would have that battle, as Gaara and that Uchiha were to fight before her… That is if they were ever to show up.
A/N: Wow… that took longer to spew out than I had wanted… and it's still short! Damnit. Well, I hope this is going well for you all, and I'll try to make this longer from now on… it should be once we get to the kinky stuff anyways. (I has a dirty mind). Anyways, hope you like it! Oh, and those Haiku, I just kinda threw them in there… made 'em up… tossed 'em in.
Ja Ne!
P.S. I've only seen up to episode 81 of the series, and I've only read 4 volumes of the Manga (yeah I know... I'm behind) just remember, this is the Chuunin exam... so bear with me please.
*Update: wow... life got busy real quick-like. I've got school, work, editing for a fansubbing group, betaing some other fics... I have no time to write my own!!! GRAAAH! I WILL get back to this, but right now, I don't even have time to casually watch Naruto... let alone write a hentai! I'm SOO sorry I left you all hanging like that.