The happy fun joyful fanfic of buttsex
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
3
Views:
2,259
Reviews:
10
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Chapter two
Note: ((text in the braket thingies are comments by either me or Jisu))
Disclaimer: Since the last chapter...we still don't own Naruto...damn...
Jisu: Kameko?
Kameko: nani?
Jisu: was'ent Itachi a BURITTO in the notebook?
Kameko:Yeah...but he works at a TACO STAND...have you ever seen a life size buritto working at a taco stand?
Jisu:...good point...but you should have thought of that while you were writing it!
Kameko:...anyways! on with the buttsex! btw is it jus me or is Naruto like 8 and Itachi is 13?
The Happy Fun Joyful Fanfic of Buttsex: Chapter two
By: Kameko & Jisu
The inside of Naruto's apartment was small, yet very cozy. There were a few ramen posters scattered across the walls and a small bed pushed into one corner, which was one of the apartments few furnishings. Itachi walked into what he guessed was supposed to be the kitchen, if one could call it that, discarding the taco suit as he went ((yeah Taco suit...real sexy...)).
" Now to wait for my little kitsune to return "
The now compleatly naked Itachi hoisted himself onto a small wooden table in the middle of the room, the taco suit left carelessly on the floor. He would'nt be needing it anymore.
Naruto ran nonstop to the training ground, taking out his sexual fustration on a poor defenseless tree. He continued like this for several hours until the sun had finally set and the crikets began to chirp in the darkness of the night. Naruto walked grudgingly to his apartment door where he stood there for several minutes before finally opening it, only to see the image of a fullly naked Itachi. Itachi smiled at the boy.
"Hey Naruto! how was your training?"
Whether because of shock or the fact that blood was practically pissing out of his nose, Naruto passed out right there in the doorway. Itachi sighed a little before getting up from his position on the table and walked over to Naruto's limp body.
"It's just like him to pass out from a nosebleed at every naked guy he sees!"Itachi slung the wee kitsune over his shoulder and closed the door.
Itachi plopped Naruto onto the bed and admired the boy's features.
"well I might as well have fun while i'm here...", Itachi got on the bed and crawled over the young boy. Itachi reached for the waistband of his orange pants and began to unbutton them as if his hands were flying through seals...
*several minutes later*
Naruto woke up only to discover himself completely naked with Itachi hovering over him likea vultur. He jumped, startled, and attempted to crabwalk backwards, but just ended up hiting the headboard of the bed.
" I-Itachi...what are you...w-why am I....", Naruto's face turned as red as a tomato as he finally realized his predicament. Mentally Naruto wanted to get away from Itachi, but physically his body was betraying him yearning to be closer to Itachi...especially his cock, which was now standing at full attention and just waiting to be touched by the Uchiha.
Itachi looked at Naruto's cock and smiled.
"You are really big for a kid, you know that", Itachi said his voice had become very deep and seductive, "Does Sasuke-Kun know you have such a big dick?" Itachi's tone was half mocking now, he knew that Naruto was a virgin and so was Sasuke, ((for pete's sake they're only eight!)) but if Itachi had his way...they would'nt be for very long.
Itachi crawled to Naruto's face a purred seductivly in the boys ear, the Kyuubi no Kitsune growled back at him.'so that damned demon knows what's going to happen next eh?' , Itachi stared deep into the Kyuubi vessels deep cerulean eyes before leaving a trail of kisses down the boys torso and took Naruto's hard cock into his hand and gave it a few raw pumps. The reaction he got from the younger boy made Itachi very happy, as the boy had been rendered compleately speachless. Naruto arched his hips and moaned as Itachi jerked his dick. A drop of precum dribbled out of the head and ran down along the side of Naruto's shaft. Itachi smirked and bent down to take the fox boy's length into his mouth. Naruto squeeled in pleasure as Itachi teased the young boy's dick with his tounge, running his skillfull tounge on the large vein on the underside of Naruto's dick. Naruto arched his back and mentally cursed himself for not stoping Itachi. His body was totally weak under Itachi's touch. All Naruto wanted now was for Itachi to do what they both knew was coming.
"Ahh!..I-Itachi...please...p-please...don't...tease...m-me..." Naruto thrust his hips forward, trying desperatly to drive his organ as deep into the Uchiha prodigy's mouth as possible, fully sheathing it. He wanted release. He NEEDED release. Itachi looked up from his position between Naruto's legs, and smiled, his little Naruto was actually begging for anal penetration! what more could a gut aske for?
" Ok Naruto, I'll give you what you want..."
TBC...
Kameko: Ok! were starting to get to the good part!
Jisu: About time Kame! you type to slow!
Kameko:*growls* well I don't see YOU doing any work!
Jisu:*shrugs* I'm not ment for hard labor...i'm just here to look cute!
Next chapter: Anal Probing...nuff said ne?
Comment Resonse:
Kameko: ok as you Jisu has so blatently put...i'm a slow typer...but i'm a glutton for comments..so the more comments we get the faster I work to get the next chapter up...i'll even anwser any questions and comments in the next chapter as an added incentive!!!
Jisu: And as you all write your beautiful and eloquent flames, by the thousands, please remember that this is our first lemon...
Kameko: It's our first fic altogether Jisu!
Jisu:...oh yeah any ways...on to the responses!
To: Iceheart
From: Kameko
Yes, I agree buttsex is everyone's favorite word...I got my ass to the computer to update the fic just for you! It would be a waste for Naruto to train his fustration away...but that was'ent my idea, Jisu was the one who wrote the part where Naruto runs off to train...we share a custody of a notebook that we write this fic in, in other words... the next chapter is actually done it just needs to be typed!...it just takes time for me to do it...
To: faith
From: Jisu
Uchihacest might be a few chapters down, considering that it has'ent even been written into the notebook yet... and by then it will take even longer to write the story because we'll have three authors by then...but stay tuned! i'll keep poking Kameko along until she gets to the beloved UCHIHACEST!
Disclaimer: Since the last chapter...we still don't own Naruto...damn...
Jisu: Kameko?
Kameko: nani?
Jisu: was'ent Itachi a BURITTO in the notebook?
Kameko:Yeah...but he works at a TACO STAND...have you ever seen a life size buritto working at a taco stand?
Jisu:...good point...but you should have thought of that while you were writing it!
Kameko:...anyways! on with the buttsex! btw is it jus me or is Naruto like 8 and Itachi is 13?
The Happy Fun Joyful Fanfic of Buttsex: Chapter two
By: Kameko & Jisu
The inside of Naruto's apartment was small, yet very cozy. There were a few ramen posters scattered across the walls and a small bed pushed into one corner, which was one of the apartments few furnishings. Itachi walked into what he guessed was supposed to be the kitchen, if one could call it that, discarding the taco suit as he went ((yeah Taco suit...real sexy...)).
" Now to wait for my little kitsune to return "
The now compleatly naked Itachi hoisted himself onto a small wooden table in the middle of the room, the taco suit left carelessly on the floor. He would'nt be needing it anymore.
Naruto ran nonstop to the training ground, taking out his sexual fustration on a poor defenseless tree. He continued like this for several hours until the sun had finally set and the crikets began to chirp in the darkness of the night. Naruto walked grudgingly to his apartment door where he stood there for several minutes before finally opening it, only to see the image of a fullly naked Itachi. Itachi smiled at the boy.
"Hey Naruto! how was your training?"
Whether because of shock or the fact that blood was practically pissing out of his nose, Naruto passed out right there in the doorway. Itachi sighed a little before getting up from his position on the table and walked over to Naruto's limp body.
"It's just like him to pass out from a nosebleed at every naked guy he sees!"Itachi slung the wee kitsune over his shoulder and closed the door.
Itachi plopped Naruto onto the bed and admired the boy's features.
"well I might as well have fun while i'm here...", Itachi got on the bed and crawled over the young boy. Itachi reached for the waistband of his orange pants and began to unbutton them as if his hands were flying through seals...
*several minutes later*
Naruto woke up only to discover himself completely naked with Itachi hovering over him likea vultur. He jumped, startled, and attempted to crabwalk backwards, but just ended up hiting the headboard of the bed.
" I-Itachi...what are you...w-why am I....", Naruto's face turned as red as a tomato as he finally realized his predicament. Mentally Naruto wanted to get away from Itachi, but physically his body was betraying him yearning to be closer to Itachi...especially his cock, which was now standing at full attention and just waiting to be touched by the Uchiha.
Itachi looked at Naruto's cock and smiled.
"You are really big for a kid, you know that", Itachi said his voice had become very deep and seductive, "Does Sasuke-Kun know you have such a big dick?" Itachi's tone was half mocking now, he knew that Naruto was a virgin and so was Sasuke, ((for pete's sake they're only eight!)) but if Itachi had his way...they would'nt be for very long.
Itachi crawled to Naruto's face a purred seductivly in the boys ear, the Kyuubi no Kitsune growled back at him.'so that damned demon knows what's going to happen next eh?' , Itachi stared deep into the Kyuubi vessels deep cerulean eyes before leaving a trail of kisses down the boys torso and took Naruto's hard cock into his hand and gave it a few raw pumps. The reaction he got from the younger boy made Itachi very happy, as the boy had been rendered compleately speachless. Naruto arched his hips and moaned as Itachi jerked his dick. A drop of precum dribbled out of the head and ran down along the side of Naruto's shaft. Itachi smirked and bent down to take the fox boy's length into his mouth. Naruto squeeled in pleasure as Itachi teased the young boy's dick with his tounge, running his skillfull tounge on the large vein on the underside of Naruto's dick. Naruto arched his back and mentally cursed himself for not stoping Itachi. His body was totally weak under Itachi's touch. All Naruto wanted now was for Itachi to do what they both knew was coming.
"Ahh!..I-Itachi...please...p-please...don't...tease...m-me..." Naruto thrust his hips forward, trying desperatly to drive his organ as deep into the Uchiha prodigy's mouth as possible, fully sheathing it. He wanted release. He NEEDED release. Itachi looked up from his position between Naruto's legs, and smiled, his little Naruto was actually begging for anal penetration! what more could a gut aske for?
" Ok Naruto, I'll give you what you want..."
TBC...
Kameko: Ok! were starting to get to the good part!
Jisu: About time Kame! you type to slow!
Kameko:*growls* well I don't see YOU doing any work!
Jisu:*shrugs* I'm not ment for hard labor...i'm just here to look cute!
Next chapter: Anal Probing...nuff said ne?
Comment Resonse:
Kameko: ok as you Jisu has so blatently put...i'm a slow typer...but i'm a glutton for comments..so the more comments we get the faster I work to get the next chapter up...i'll even anwser any questions and comments in the next chapter as an added incentive!!!
Jisu: And as you all write your beautiful and eloquent flames, by the thousands, please remember that this is our first lemon...
Kameko: It's our first fic altogether Jisu!
Jisu:...oh yeah any ways...on to the responses!
To: Iceheart
From: Kameko
Yes, I agree buttsex is everyone's favorite word...I got my ass to the computer to update the fic just for you! It would be a waste for Naruto to train his fustration away...but that was'ent my idea, Jisu was the one who wrote the part where Naruto runs off to train...we share a custody of a notebook that we write this fic in, in other words... the next chapter is actually done it just needs to be typed!...it just takes time for me to do it...
To: faith
From: Jisu
Uchihacest might be a few chapters down, considering that it has'ent even been written into the notebook yet... and by then it will take even longer to write the story because we'll have three authors by then...but stay tuned! i'll keep poking Kameko along until she gets to the beloved UCHIHACEST!