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10 Things Naruto is not alowed to do

By: MindGames5150
folder Naruto › General
Rating: Adult +
Chapters: 3
Views: 1,189
Reviews: 89
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Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
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10 more things

AN/: My god! You have no idea how much we love these reviews!!!!!!!!!!! It brightens our day to know we make u so happy!!! What’s more! No flames!!!!!!! We can’t believe it!!!!!! We expected to have at least one person tell us we were stupid, I mean really. Well, now we are going to attempt to give u another ten things to laugh about at Naruto’s expense.

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1.- I am not allowed to play guessing games with Gai's age since he is faster than I am

2.- I am not allowed to tell rookie genin to go ask Kakashi-sensei for the secret to his technique “A Thousand Years of Pain” since it is wrong. Funny, but wrong.

3. - I am not allowed to ask Sakura if the “drapes” mach the “carpet” since it will only get me slapped

4.- I am not allowed to ever, ever again call Itachi “Snookums” to his face

5.- I am not allowed to knock Sasuke out with a powerful sleeping Jutsu and then givie him inappropriate piercings because it is not
funny

6.- I am not allowed to put “Taking over the world with flying purple monkeys” on my Hokage resume since it is not an acceptable
life time goal

7.- I am not allowed abuse my power as Hokage by making people call me Kami-sama, because I am not really God

8.- I am not allowed to sing “I'm too sexy for my shirt” and then proceed to strip during a meeting with country and village leaders
since it's not a good idea

9.- I am not allowed to yell “Itchy!! Why am I suddenly so itchy?!?!?!” When having dinner at the Inuzuka residence because it is
not polite

10.- I am not allowed to argue with Kyuubi out loud and in public because it tends to freak people out


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AN/: Well, after reading all of your wonderful reviews, we have decided to give personal thanks to each and everyone of you to show just how grateful we are, and, that we will definitely give serious thought to writing a fic to go along with every one of the rules, although, it is more likely that we will write a “10 things s/he is not allowed to do” for every character. Any who, here we go-


vampchic- Ur awesome! We have read some of your stories and loved them! We appreciate your input!

18- We totally intend to take you up on your idea and writing one for ever character! In fact, we were planning on it anyway but were not sure about it, thanks for your encouragement!

ghonchi- Well, I don’t think 50 in one go could be done in one go, but we definitely understand and intend to have more than 50 once we are finished!

Trek- We’re so glad you think we’re funny! We, uh, were kind of worried that we would freak people out…..

Lady Samurai- Thank you!

Ezj-Key- We’re glad that we entertain you!

KirikouChan- Yay! Lasting thoughts! We have left an impression!

Sakura- Well, there is no point……its just plain fun! Thanks for your review!

shuchan- Oooooo, good idea!!!! We wanna do that!!!! Thanx!!!!

caro8- u get up at 8?!?!?!?!?!

GBW- You just might get your wish! We are happy we could brighten your day!!!

Lady_Frisselle- Exactly what we were thinking!!!!!

deaduchiha- Yes, 8 and 9 are grand!!! And we do believe we have read some of your stories, Bravo!!!!

alex’s little duckling- Don’t we all want to turn into an old person and run around nekkid, just once??? WE do intend on continuing this….obviously and we hope u follow us through

Chelsey- Wow, hope u didn’t hurt your self…..Any who, we are happy we made u laugh!!!

Doomanator- “coughinkabutosbuttcough”...........? We like your thinking!!!! And yes, seeing Gaara do that would brighten our day!

Sora Jr- Yay! Another lasting impression!

T.K.-kun- Thank you so much! We always appreciate long reviews! And, just in case you were wondering, you the spelling write on byakugan!

Ru-Shin- Hurraw! We’re geniuses! And, though we are glad we got you to fall out of your chair, we hope you didn’t hurt yourself!

angel of darkness- He really does need a chill pill….

OssiaChan- *so happy we can’t breathe* thanx

k- We are happy you think so! Sorry for the spelling errors…it was kinda 3 in the morning…brains don’t work their best when u don’t sleep.
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