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The team must be trained.
2. The team must be trained.
Sasuke rubbed the bridge of his nose and closed his eyes. This was getting to be a very bad headache.
“Tell me again why I have to learn this. Why can’t the Dobe do it? It is his stupid Jutsu, after all?” he asked and Naruto glared at him.
“Because his role is different. Please, just try it again. And this time, at least attempt to look sexy. It isn’t called the ‘I’m pissed and cross dressing Jutsu’.” Neji said. It was hard to work with the stoic Jounin, but he was needed to complete the mission. And after all, if Neji could do it, surely Sasuke could.
Wait, now. That might work. Neji smiled as Sasuke went through the needed hand signals that were performed to execute this trick. Once more, his version took on the look of an old librarian, and an angry one, at that.
“You were right, Naruto.” Neji said, and the blond stared at him in curiosity. “He can’t do it. It was a waste of your time trying to teach him. We will just have to go to plan B. It is a shame, since Shino is not as talented as the Uchiha. But we can’t jeopardize the mission with That.”
Naruto looked like he was about to faint, as Sasuke first turned on him. Then, the end of Neji’s statement came through his irritated mind.
“Shino?” He asked. “I thought that you would be the one to do it, if I couldn’t.” he stated.
“Well, it is true that I am capable but I have to be someone else for this. In fact I will be doing the same Jutsu, but as Shikamaru’s woman.” He explained.
“You are going to do this silly thing?” The Uchiha asked.
“Yes. It is part of the mission. I will go in as Shikamaru’s wife and you were to be Kankurou’s. We need him for his brother, but the wife in that family is very important. It wouldn’t be a good idea to expect them to believe he would have an ugly wife.” The Hyuuga explained, then he waited for the other to fall into the trap.
“And you are saying that you are sexy in this form. More sexy than an Uchiha?” Sasuke asked.
“Yes, I am,” Neji said, as he raised his hands and began the well-practiced hand moves.
Sasuke’s eyes nearly fell out of his head, as he was brought face to face with a vision. The female form was perfect. Her curves not too curvy, and her face a soft and tempting thing to behold. It was exactly as Neji had said; he was truly a sexy woman.
Suddenly, Sasuke was angry. He would never be out done by the Hyuuga. He narrowed his eyes and raised his hands. In a few minutes, he too had transformed, and as Naruto stepped back, a steady stream of steam rose from his ears as he looked at the two sexiest women he had ever seen. Naruto took in the Uchiha in female form and shook his head.
“Why have I been chasing Sakura for all these years?” he said in hushed tones.
Choji was nervous as they prepared for the meeting with the Hokage. He was once again reorganizing the utensils in the kitchen drawers as Shikamaru and Neji sat at the table drinking tea. Shikamaru watched him, and Neji tapped the Jounin’s hand to get his attention.
“I think we are ready. I just hope Sasuke doesn’t freak out about it all.” He said.
“I suppose we should have shown him the other jutsu, but there wasn’t time. Tsunade will handle all that. Kankurou is a wild card too. He has only just arrived, so we won’t be able to spend much time with him. It will be up to Sasuke and Naruto to deal with the Sand Jounin.” It was time to go, and as Neji rose, Choji dropped a spoon.
“This is going to work, Choji. I promise, no one will harm you, or ever ridicule you for this. It will save one of the most important people in all of the hidden villages, and everyone will be proud of you.” Neji said, as he laid a hand on the nervous Chuunin’s shoulder and pulled him into a soft hug. “Trust Okaasan, okay?” he added and dirty-blond haired boy smiled at the joke.
“Now, that’s my boy.” Shikamaru said, standing and turning for the door. “Come on, Mother. Let’s go show the old lady how good our boy can do his ninja tricks.” And the little trio left the apartment to meet with the highest ninja of their village.
::::And another chapter is off. Well, actually I am the only thing off, here. Tell me how is this one grabbing ya?
Next chapter is A meeting with the team
.
Sasuke rubbed the bridge of his nose and closed his eyes. This was getting to be a very bad headache.
“Tell me again why I have to learn this. Why can’t the Dobe do it? It is his stupid Jutsu, after all?” he asked and Naruto glared at him.
“Because his role is different. Please, just try it again. And this time, at least attempt to look sexy. It isn’t called the ‘I’m pissed and cross dressing Jutsu’.” Neji said. It was hard to work with the stoic Jounin, but he was needed to complete the mission. And after all, if Neji could do it, surely Sasuke could.
Wait, now. That might work. Neji smiled as Sasuke went through the needed hand signals that were performed to execute this trick. Once more, his version took on the look of an old librarian, and an angry one, at that.
“You were right, Naruto.” Neji said, and the blond stared at him in curiosity. “He can’t do it. It was a waste of your time trying to teach him. We will just have to go to plan B. It is a shame, since Shino is not as talented as the Uchiha. But we can’t jeopardize the mission with That.”
Naruto looked like he was about to faint, as Sasuke first turned on him. Then, the end of Neji’s statement came through his irritated mind.
“Shino?” He asked. “I thought that you would be the one to do it, if I couldn’t.” he stated.
“Well, it is true that I am capable but I have to be someone else for this. In fact I will be doing the same Jutsu, but as Shikamaru’s woman.” He explained.
“You are going to do this silly thing?” The Uchiha asked.
“Yes. It is part of the mission. I will go in as Shikamaru’s wife and you were to be Kankurou’s. We need him for his brother, but the wife in that family is very important. It wouldn’t be a good idea to expect them to believe he would have an ugly wife.” The Hyuuga explained, then he waited for the other to fall into the trap.
“And you are saying that you are sexy in this form. More sexy than an Uchiha?” Sasuke asked.
“Yes, I am,” Neji said, as he raised his hands and began the well-practiced hand moves.
Sasuke’s eyes nearly fell out of his head, as he was brought face to face with a vision. The female form was perfect. Her curves not too curvy, and her face a soft and tempting thing to behold. It was exactly as Neji had said; he was truly a sexy woman.
Suddenly, Sasuke was angry. He would never be out done by the Hyuuga. He narrowed his eyes and raised his hands. In a few minutes, he too had transformed, and as Naruto stepped back, a steady stream of steam rose from his ears as he looked at the two sexiest women he had ever seen. Naruto took in the Uchiha in female form and shook his head.
“Why have I been chasing Sakura for all these years?” he said in hushed tones.
Choji was nervous as they prepared for the meeting with the Hokage. He was once again reorganizing the utensils in the kitchen drawers as Shikamaru and Neji sat at the table drinking tea. Shikamaru watched him, and Neji tapped the Jounin’s hand to get his attention.
“I think we are ready. I just hope Sasuke doesn’t freak out about it all.” He said.
“I suppose we should have shown him the other jutsu, but there wasn’t time. Tsunade will handle all that. Kankurou is a wild card too. He has only just arrived, so we won’t be able to spend much time with him. It will be up to Sasuke and Naruto to deal with the Sand Jounin.” It was time to go, and as Neji rose, Choji dropped a spoon.
“This is going to work, Choji. I promise, no one will harm you, or ever ridicule you for this. It will save one of the most important people in all of the hidden villages, and everyone will be proud of you.” Neji said, as he laid a hand on the nervous Chuunin’s shoulder and pulled him into a soft hug. “Trust Okaasan, okay?” he added and dirty-blond haired boy smiled at the joke.
“Now, that’s my boy.” Shikamaru said, standing and turning for the door. “Come on, Mother. Let’s go show the old lady how good our boy can do his ninja tricks.” And the little trio left the apartment to meet with the highest ninja of their village.
::::And another chapter is off. Well, actually I am the only thing off, here. Tell me how is this one grabbing ya?
Next chapter is A meeting with the team
.