The HouseMates

A/N- Hello again. As you might have guesed, i am here to post chappie two! I know the title says Neji/Naruto but that does not mean Neji will get together with Naruto in this cahpter. The plot i intend to take on in this story, is that both Neji and Sasuke will be attracted to Naruto and both ending up forging master plans to get together with him. This will only start after about chapter four which i will post soon. I have to warn you, most of the characters in this fic are outrageously out of character.

Pairings- Naruto/Neji Sasuke/.....? im not telling you yet.

Disclaimer-I do not own characters, shares or properties of Naruto, therefore, I have no right to be making money off of this fic. Which I am not.
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Naruto woke up at exactly 6am and sat up in bed, rubbing his eyes. He looked around. It was a large room. One side of the room was covered in pictures of him, Sakura, Sasuke and Hatake Kakashi. The wall had been stabbed several times with Kunai knives for decoration. (The knives were still in the wall...).

"What the heck is this place?"

He stood up and switched on the light. The sun hadn't risen yet and it was till dark outside. He stepped out of the room and made his way to a bathroom. He brushed his teeth, still half asleep. 'Maybe I should just go back to bed...' He left the bathroom. He wasn't gonna sleep yet. Not until he found out where he was. He walked through the empty house, wearing nothing but a shirt and a pair of boxers.

There were four bedrooms, one which he slept in, one that was empty and two he hadn't opened yet. He walked up to another one. It read: Uchiha Sasuke. Please knock before entering'. He raised his hand to the door but thought better of it. It was still 6:15 (there's a clock in the hallway). He made his way to the final room but just before going back to sleep, an alarm went off inside. He heard someone groaning, an alarm clock being smacked, falling to the floor and breaking.

"Shit...Sasuke bought me that..."

He heard shuffling sounds and the door was opened. *Sniff* *Sniff* "Mmmmm..minty. Somebody brushed hard this morining...Naruto?!? What are you doing awake? Get back to bed!"

"Neji? Oh hi! Haven't seen you in a while!"

"Oh dear. You've only had five hours sleep haven't you? The lack of sleep must have racked up your brain. Oh poor you!" Neji began to direct Naruto towards his bedroom.

"It's alright. A little sleep, and you'll be back to normal again!"

"I have no idea whats going on...but maybe you're right. Lemme go back to bed." said Naruto, yawning. Naruto was asleep before his head hit the pillow. Neji watched from the doorway. Naruto looked so cute when he was asleep...Neji walked up to Naruto and looked at him. Naruto's hair was a mess over the pillow and his ever-sparkly eyes were closed in a peaceful slumber.

(A/N aaahhhhh! im turning into Shakespeare!)

Neji leaned and a kissed Naruto softly on the lips. He walked out of the room, a faraway smile on his face. 'He's gonna be hungry when he wakes up. Maybe Breakfast in bed. Sasuke won't mind if I use his precious kitchen utensils...'

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Sasuke's eyes snapped open at the scent of frying bacon. In a flash he was out of bed and down the stairs. Someone was cooking...and it wasn't him. He walked cautiously towards the kitchen and slowly opened the door. It was Neji! He was standing but the cooker frying bacon and sausages, wearing nothing but an apron. NOTHING but an apron.

"Oh! Morning Sasuke! I suppose you're wondering why Im standing here practically naked! Well it's a funny story actually! Remember that thing with the towel?-"

"You frying with my pans!"

"Yes. It's for Naruto!"

"No-one fries with my pans!"

"Little late to be saying that, don't you think? Besides, I'm nearly done and I'll clean up after!"

"Fine...Just don't use up all the eggs..."

Ten minutes later, Naruto was woken up by a knock on the door. Neji walked in, carrying a tray. "Neji?" The Hyuuga placed the tray upon Naruto's lap and opened the curtains. Gleaming light shone through the window.

"Morning sunshine! You've been asleep for hours. It's like 11am now. Hopefully you've got your memory back now!"

"Um...yes. But Neji, you didn't have to-"

"Yes I did! No more questions. Eat."

And with that, he walked out of the room and down the stairs. Naruto took a bite out of the toast. Neji sure had changed since ninja academy...

Sasuke appered in the door way. "Hey. I hope Neji's not being too helpful" Naruto swallowed bacon. "Well...he's alright." Sasuke couldn't seem to take his eyes off Naruto. The blonde seemed to have some insane charisma that was almost impossible to resist. Naruto cleaned of the plate and got out of bed. He walked towards Sasuke.

Sasuke started sweating. 'He's coming towards me! What's he gonna do? What's he gonna do? OH THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME!'

"Um..Sasuke? Can I get out?"

"Oh right...sure." Sasuke watched Naruto walking down the stairs. 'What the heck just happened?' he thought.

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2pm
Naruto and Neji were sitting in the lounge watching 'The Gaytrix'. They're eyes were round as saucers and were fixed on the screen. One particular 'sound' brought tears to Naruto's face.

"Ewww...why would they wanna do that?"

"It's called dissection. Cutting up that poor Gerbil and looking at it's insides...so cruel!" Neji started crying too. "And the worst part is...Neo agrees to it all! And Morphius is actually a-"

"Hi guys!" Sasuke walked into the house carrying several shopping bags.

"Hey Sasuke."

Sasuke dumped the bags in the kitchen and came to the lounge. "I've got some extra cash so we're going out for ramen."

"Woohoo" Naruto bounced several times on the chair.

Ten minutes later at the noodle bar.
Naruto was sitting at the table with Sasuke and Neji, slurping up ramen at shocking speeds. He finfished his bowl and pushed it aside. "Hey, you guys, we''l have to stop at Tenten's on the way back, I left my headband there."

"Sure." said Sasuke from behind a newspaper.

Just then a figure appered. It was a girl, with short black hair and milky eyes. Neji looked up. He hissed. "Hinata!" She smiled at him. It wasn't a friendly smile. "Hello Neji. Sucking up to Sasuke again I see."

Neji cleared his throat. "No...we're here with Naruto." Hinata gasped. Intantly her mood changed "Oh Naruto! So good to see you again!"

"Oh, hi Hinata!" Neji winced at the joy in Naruto's voice. Hinata made a beeline for the seat next to Naruto. She reached out to touch his ass.

"HANDS OFF HO-BAG!"

Neji leapt off his chair at frightning speeds and had HInata pinned to the bar in an instant. "Don't...touch...my...Kyuubi!"

Fortunately for Naruto, he was busy slurping his second bowl of Ramen so he didn't hear a word. Sasuke on the other hand, heard everything. He put down his newspaper and listened in.

"Your Kyuubi? Oh please! I was hopelessly attracted to him first."

"Then why is it, he's living with me and not you??"

Naruto put down the bowl. He was about to start listening when..."Man, I need the toilet..." He ran off to the W.C

"He's only living with you cos you're not charging rent like I would!" the fight rages on.

"Rent? What does that say about you?"

"Nothing!"

"It says you are a hopeless, money grubbing little-"

SLAP!

"Hinata? How could you?" Neji was rubbing his cheek. "Your own cousin!"

"AAAAAHHHH! This has gone too far!" Sasuke had stood up and was holding Neji and Hinata apart. Hinata gave him a piercing look. "Don't...interfere..."

Sasuke sweatdropped. "Um...backing away slowly..."

Before the fight could resume, Naruto appereared. "Guys, can we go now?"

BACK AT THE HOUSE 7PM

Neji was sitting in the kitchen, rubbing the large bruise on his cheek. 'Man, that girl's rough.' Naruto came in holding a bottle of orange juice and a cloth in his hand. He walked over to Neji. "Hey...thats a pretty big bruise..."

"Yea..."

Without warning, Naruto began to rub Neji's cheek. "Mmmm...there's a graze there." Naruto placed his palm on Neji's cheek. In a few seconds, it was healed. Neji gasped. "How did you do that?"

"Sakura showed me. Im not that good though. That bruise is about the best I can do..."

"Well, thanks."

Naruto smiled. Suddenly, he found his face very close to Neji's. He could count the eyelashes on Neji's eyes now, and those bright eyes seemed to get closer and closer and closer...
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tbc
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Now thats what I call suspense! You'll have till I have at least 15 reviews before I post the third chapter! WHICH I'VE ALREADY TYPED! so I can wait as long as I like!

~Ramek~