Any Excuse

Title: Any Excuse 2/2

Fandom: Naruto

Pairing: Neji/Sasuke/Naruto! :D

Warnings: Smut! Give me smut and nothing but! The title doesn't just relate to the contents of the fic, y'know. There's also a couple of spoilers mentioned in passing, but that's about it. Yeah. Smut! XD

Disclaimer: Not mine, dude.

This part continues on directly from part one. Enjoy! ^_^








Any Excuse





Naruto leaned up, sticking his chin over Sasuke’s shoulder. “Happy birthday, dickhead! I got you a present!” he said, and slapped Sasuke on the back.



Oh, hell no.



“It looks like you got yourself a present, actually.”



“Eh, share and share alike.”



“Naruto,” Sasuke growled, gasping a little, “since when am I a fucking present?”



Naruto leaned back and grinned at him. “I didn’t think you had a problem with it,” he said, and squeezed in a slow ripple along the length of Sasuke’s cock. Sasuke groaned and thrust twice out of sheer instinct, before remembering that they had an audience and stopping.



“Oh no you don’t, bastard,” Naruto panted into his ear, squeezing rhythmically. “Come on, Sasuke, fuck me.”



“Shit,” Sasuke gasped, and gave in. He was too close to coming, and when Naruto squeezed like that—



Cool air washed over his skin as Neji moved behind them, snapping Sasuke back to himself. He pushed up on his hands, trying to separate himself and Naruto so that he could leave before Neji killed him—



“Don’t stop on my account,” Neji said, sounding amused. The bed dipped behind Sasuke, and Neji put a cool hand on Sasuke’s back, trailing fingertips across his skin and down between his legs to gently cup his balls. Sasuke moaned and buried his face in Naruto’s neck, hyperaware of Naruto’s legs digging into his sides, the fingers in his hair, on his shoulder, on his balls – and he was thrusting again, Naruto panting in his ear, legs tightening around Sasuke rhythmically. Naruto’s cock rubbed back and forth against Sasuke’s stomach as he thrust, and – and Neji’s fingers were trailing a slow line of cool fire up from Sasuke’s balls to flick across his opening. The fingers vanished, only to return moments later cold and slightly damp as they pushed inside him. Sasuke moaned again, gasping into Naruto’s neck, fucking the man beneath him wildly and unable to think beyond the sensations that were coming close to overwhelming him.



A bare moment later he was coming. Sasuke could vaguely hear himself yelling something, hips still jerking, head pressed into Naruto’s shoulder and seeing sparks behind his eyes. Naruto bucked up against him desperately, then dug his nails into Sasuke’s shoulders and cried out as he came, cock jerking between them as wetness splattered onto Sasuke’s skin.



Sasuke collapsed, panting hard and feeling like his skin was a size too large. Little aftershocks sparked along his spine and turned his vision blotchy, and Neji’s fingers were still inside him—



Sasuke screamed as Neji pressed down hard on his prostate.



“Neji, be nice,” Naruto mumbled, limp beneath him.



“No,” Neji replied.



“Bastards, all of you,” Naruto replied, muttering, but sounding more awake. Still dazed, Sasuke somehow found the energy to curse Naruto’s stupidly fast recovery time – then gasped as Neji wrapped an arm around his waist and lifted.



Sasuke’s cock slid free of Naruto’s body with a soft squelch that would probably have disgusted him if he wasn’t still hazy from his orgasm. Limp and lacking the energy to even move, let alone resist, he let Neji haul him backwards until his head fell backwards onto Neji’s shoulder. Sasuke sighed as the fingers slid from his arse with the change in position.



Neji’s hair spilled over Sasuke’s shoulder and back, blessedly cool against his hot skin. It was mildly terrifying, having someone at his back while he was in such a vulnerable position – particularly someone who had every reason to eviscerate him right now – but Neji did nothing more than kiss his shoulder, mouth open, easing Sasuke onto his side next to Naruto, Neji himself lying behind him. Neji’s arms wrapped around Sasuke, one hand lightly circling his navel while the other flattened out right over the breastbone.



Naruto rolled his head to the side, watching them from slit blue eyes. Sasuke stared back, and – possibly because the light, caressing motions Neji was making were pleasant and soothing (much as Sasuke was loath to admit it), possibly because Naruto was damned good in bed, possibly because he was sure Neji was going to kill him at any moment no matter what Naruto said about birthday presents, possibly because he’d lost his mind along with his load – somehow summoned the strength to curl up one corner of his mouth in a small, tired smile. Naruto blinked at him, once, then grinned back lazily.



The moment was shattered abruptly as Neji pushed into him in one strong, firm movement. Sasuke gasped, eyes squeezing shut as his muscles protested at not having been fully stretched with a sudden stab of pain. It dulled into a slow burn as Neji shifted, slowly drawing out only to thrust back in just as leisurely.



“Neji. . . .” Sasuke said, his voice breaking a little. “You—”



“Shut up and don’t even think about moving,” Neji said, tightening his arms about Sasuke. “I just want. . . .” he trailed off and began mouthing open, wet kisses along Sasuke’s neck.



Neji’s movements were slow, unhurried, and utterly unlike Sasuke and Naruto’s fuck from just moments before. It made Sasuke wonder if Neji actually had been thinking of doing this since that one quick, violent fumble on the way back from a mission, but he decided it didn’t matter – now that his body was adjusting to the cock inside him, Neji’s slow, almost languid movements were making things tighten pleasurably in his groin. Although parts of him were complaining that it was too soon after the last time, they were quickly being drowned out by the ones which were tantalised by the way Neji brushed his prostate – never quite hitting it dead on – with every thrust.



Opening his eyes, Sasuke found Naruto staring at the two of them with his head propped up on one arm, something both possessive and proud in his gaze. Sasuke glowered at him for that, but was irritatingly aware that his hardening dick and flushed face were probably taking most of the venom out of it.



“Did I guess right then, dickhead?”



It took Sasuke a moment to realise that Naruto wasn’t talking to him, and only really clued in when Neji’s head lifted from his shoulder.



“It’s better than Lee’s gift of ankle warmers,” he said.



Naruto snorted and flopped down in front of them, slinging a leg over Sasuke and Neji’s hips. “Gimme a kiss, bastard,” he said, grinning at Sasuke.



“Why do you always talk so much, idiot,” Sasuke muttered, but there was no heat in his words. He slid a hand into Naruto’s hair and pulled him forwards. Naruto’s mouth was already open when it met his, tongue sliding out to scrape along the outside of his molars. Their teeth knocked together as Sasuke shifted his head, trying to get into a position where half of Naruto’s mouth wasn’t on his chin, but it still felt wonderful – almost as good as when Neji thrust a little harder than usual, chuckling into the back of his neck as Sasuke moaned, breaking his kiss with Naruto.



Sasuke realised that the hand not in Naruto’s hair had ended up clutching one of Neji’s at some point, but didn’t bother to move it.



Naruto ducked his head and bit Sasuke’s collarbone, shifting his hips so that their cocks rubbed together. He slid a hand down along Sasuke’s chest and over his hip, slipping between his body and Neji’s so that his fingertips brushed Neji’s cock as it slid in and out of Sasuke’s arse.



“You have no idea how hot this is,” Naruto muttered, digging his nails into Sasuke’s butt. “My best friend getting fucked by my boyfriend with me in the same bed, after my best friend just fucked me. Shit.”



“So I was right,” Neji said, and Sasuke was gratified to hear that he was a little breathless. “This is for you, after all.”



“Nope, it’s just a really great side benefit,” Naruto said, dislodging Sasuke’s hand from his hair as he sat up. Grabbing a fistful of Neji’s hair, he leaned over Sasuke and kissed the third man noisily. Neji’s hand flexed spasmodically under Sasuke’s.



Things degenerated quickly from there, Naruto shifting from one to the other with such ease and little apparent pattern that Sasuke gave up trying to follow him. His world narrowed down to Neji’s arms holding him close as Neji’s cock fucked him slow and deep, Naruto’s hands wandering through his hair, over his chest, fondling his balls (and deliberately avoiding his cock) before vanishing completely as Neji gasped and shuddered behind him. Neji’s thrusts were gradually speeding up, getting faster and harder and it was so fucking good that Sasuke wanted it to stop and never wanted it to stop and didn’t care what he wanted so long as he got it right now.



It didn’t come as a surprise when Neji finally gave in and shoved Sasuke onto his front, his control fracturing as he thrust in hard. Sasuke moaned, pushing himself up onto his hands so he could shove back, trying to show Neji that while slow and deep and gentle had been nice, what he really wanted right now was hard, and hopefully fast too. He had no idea where Naruto was and didn’t really care right at that point, as Neji got the hint and started fucking him in earnest.



“Ha,” Sasuke gasped, dropping his head onto his forearm and reaching down to grab his cock with his other hand. He twisted his head to the side, gasping for fresh air – and felt like he’d been hit between the eyes at the sight of Naruto sitting cross-legged barely a foot away, hand pumping his dick in perfect time with Neji’s thrusts. Naruto was biting his lip, skin flushed and sweaty, and – and Sasuke was still sticky and oversensitive from where he’d been inside Naruto earlier, aching and full from Neji’s cock, and utterly overwhelmed by the unexpected sight of Naruto jerking himself off to the sight of his boyfriend fucking his best friend. Crying out, Sasuke came again, splattering onto the sheets and unable to see past the dots that exploded into his vision.



When Sasuke’s vision finally cleared, Neji was slumped on his back, softening cock still inside him, and Naruto had flopped on his back beside them, eyes shut, come still splattered over his stomach. Sasuke spared a moment to wonder if he’d blacked out for a moment and missed both Naruto and Neji coming, before his exertions took over and he dropped into sleep like a stone.



~



When Sasuke woke, it was still light outside, although the angle of the sun indicated early evening. For a moment he just lay there with the boneless, achy feeling of someone who has been well and truly fucked six ways to Sunday.



That had been . . . incredible. There was no other word for it. Sex with Naruto had an ease to it that Sasuke would never have expected, as though this was just another facet to their ever-complicated relationship. Neji – except on a couple of very specific things Sasuke wasn’t quite sure he understood Neji at the best of times, and he certainly didn’t understand the why of what had just occurred – but by God it had been good.



Maybe . . . maybe they wouldn’t mind it happening again.

For a moment, Sasuke dared to hope. The realist at the back of his mind was pointing out that even if it did happen again, it would still just be Sasuke as an easily discarded addition to the Naruto-Neji relationship – but just for a moment, he told it to go hang. It had been good; it could be good again.



Rolling his head to the side, Sasuke blinked, and felt the hope fade.



Naruto was closest to him, lying on his back with one arm flung above his head and his mouth open in a soft snore. Neji was on his far side, head pillowed on Naruto’s chest with Naruto’s other arm slung loosely over his shoulders – and in the fading light through the curtains, they looked like someone had sculpted them that way. Everything about them fitted together perfectly; the line of Neji’s body curved into the contours of Naruto’s side with ridiculous ease, his hair spilling out behind him in a way that meant Naruto had to have brushed it out like that, smoothing it out of the way so that it wouldn’t get caught under shifting limbs as they slept. Looking at them, Sasuke felt certain that they slept that way together every night.



There was no space for an outsider in that picture.



It had been stupid to hope anyway, he knew – a one night (or one day) stand does not a regular fuckbuddy make. He had no doubt that he meant something to them – to Naruto, at least – but he didn’t mean something to them in that way. For all Naruto’s bluster about open relationships, events had conspired to mean that Neji would still always be the one he went back to, and this just confirmed that.



And really, that wasn’t a bad thing, or even anything surprising. It just had the effect of hammering home that this was – what had Naruto said? – a “once in a lifetime” offer.



Sasuke slid of the bed, wincing a little as the remnants of certain fluids made themselves known, and padded silently to where he’d dropped his clothes earlier on. He dressed in the hallway, feeling vaguely uncomfortable at pulling his clothes on before he’d washed himself, but doing it anyway.



His sandals were in the foyer, next to the lone shoe of Naruto’s that the idiot had left in his apartment. Dropping down to sit on the step, he grabbed his nearest sandal and shoved it on.

“Are you leaving?” Neji asked from behind him.



Sasuke didn’t jump, much as he wanted to – he was too well trained for that. “I wanted to get some training done today,” Sasuke said, fingers moving to the straps of his sandals.



“Would Naruto and I be able to distract you from that?” Neji asked, after a slight pause.



With the sandal still half-undone, Sasuke stopped, twisting to smirk at Neji over his shoulder. Keep it friendly, keep it natural. “You’ve had your birthday present,” he said, deliberately not thinking about the fact that Neji was completely naked. And beautiful. And that Sasuke could still feel the ghost of his cock inside him, and if he could get it again. . . .



No.



Definitely not thinking about that.



“My birthday’s not over yet,” Neji replied.



“And if it was?” Sasuke asked, and immediately cursed himself. The words were slightly too pointed for Neji not to pick up on the meaning behind it – if it was Naruto, Sasuke could have counted on that sailing straight over the idiot’s head, but not Neji. Neji was far too subtle.



Although, come to think of it, Naruto had a nasty habit of picking up subtext precisely when Sasuke didn’t want him to, as well.



Neji just looked at him for a long moment, then deliberately trailed his eyes down the length of Sasuke’s body. “If it wasn’t, I’d still be offering,” he said.



“Didn’t you want to be monogamous to Naruto?”



Neji shifted, looking a little uncomfortable. “Not exactly . . . wanted, per se,” he said.



“Then what? Suggested, desired, talked the idiot into doing?” Sasuke rolled his eyes. “Go back to Naruto, Neji.”



Neji folded his arms across his bare chest. “Naruto was the one who sent me out here, actually,” he said. “He says you promised him something.”



It took Sasuke a moment to realise what that meant – at which point he found it rather startling that he could apparently still be embarrassed enough to blush after everything that had happened that day. “In this context, he expects me to hold to it?” he asked.



“Apparently so,” Neji said, shrugging, a small smile turning up the corners of his lips. Sasuke felt his face get hotter, and cursed having fair skin as Neji’s smile widened. “What exactly did you promise him, by the way?” Neji asked.



“He said he’d ride me!” Naruto hollered from the bedroom. “Will you two stop talking and get the fuck back in here? I’m getting lonely!”



“Aw, poor deprived little idiot,” Sasuke muttered.



“I’ll start without you!” Naruto yelled.



“You do that and you’ll finish without us,” Neji called back, not taking his eyes off Sasuke.



“Dickhead! Bastard! Get in here!”



“Is he talking to you or to me?” Sasuke asked.



“Both of us, I think,” Neji said. “Dickhead is his ‘affectionate’ nickname for me, after all.”



Sasuke raised an eyebrow. “I know why I’m ‘bastard’, but what did you do to deserve that one?”



Neji looked away, blushing lightly. “Something best not talked about in polite company,” he said.



“Since when have I been polite company?”



“It’s a saying, Uchiha,” Neji snapped.



“Oh, fuck this,” Naruto said, appearing in the doorway. “Sasuke, you’re wearing too many clothes again. Neji, you talk too much and hardly ever get to the damned point. And we all stink, so I’m running a bath. If you feel like shutting up some time before next week, wash off and join me.” With that, he stalked off down the hallway, and dammit there was that impulse to bite his arse again.



“I talk too much?” Neji murmured.



“YES, you DO,” Naruto yelled as the sound of running water filtered through the apartment.



Neji and Sasuke stood and sat respectively in silence, listening to the echoes of Naruto muttering to himself and clanking around the bathroom.



“It’s . . . a very big bathtub,” Neji said, eventually.



“Oh?” Sasuke responded, keeping his voice neutral.



“Big enough for three, at least. Like the bed.”



“Hmm.”



“If you’re too tired after earlier on, though, you should head off,” Neji said. “Naruto is rather difficult to keep up with, after all.”



Sasuke’s eyes narrowed. “And which of us is the one who can beat him in a fight?” he said.



Neji smirked at him, radiating superiority. “Sex and a fight are two different things, Sasuke,” he said.



Oh, that did it. Sasuke kicked off his sandal and stood, pulling his shirt over his head in one smooth movement. “Funny, I never saw much of a difference,” he replied, kicking his shorts off and walking past Neji.



“That explains that, then,” Neji murmured, falling into step behind him. Sasuke was certain that Neji was grinning, thinking that he’d successfully manipulated Sasuke into staying, and didn’t bother to disabuse him of the notion.



Any excuse was better than no excuse, after all.



End



Yeah. There would have been more smut, but Sasuke decided he wanted to brood instead. ::kicks him:: Hope you liked! ^_^