Of Samurai and Shinobi

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Chapter two XD

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Chapter 2
Of arguments and embarrassment


Sasuke POV-----------

Sasuke couldn't believe his eyes, he blinked once, then twice while gaping at the sight before him.
Right there was a blond haired, blue eyed young man stripping down. The blond walked over to the water and bend over slightly to discard whatever was left of his clothing.

Sasuke nearly fell from the tree he was currently perched in, after a sufficient amount of blinking and blinking once again for good measure he finally released the breath he hadn't realized he was holding.
He shouldn't be looking at the poor boy.
Said boy, who was obviously a foreigner on account of the light hair and strangely colored eyes,
would probably have a heart-attack if he knew there was a grown man, sitting in a tree gawking at him while he took a bath...

Yet Sasuke couldn't bring himself to move from his location, in fact, he could barely keep himself from drooling....

Naruto POV-----------

'There it is again! What is _with_ me today? I've never been a person to get paranoid and I'm not about to start.' Deciding to get the idea of being watched out of his head, Naruto stood up and walked back to where he had discarded his clothes.

"I know you're out there! Show yourself!" Naruto chuckled slightly at his silliness,
he must've looked like a moron talking out loud like that....

??? POV-----------

A strange colored creature entered the scene.
The small and bouncy non-suspecting animal was merely looking for a place to rest up out of the sun.

Little did it know what it's future role would be...
After hopping around for a bit, it landed on a strange type of grass.
Soft and unnatural...

Upon its exploration of the strange object, it found a small cave made of the strange 'soft grass'.
Innocent and ignorant in its actions, the creature decided this would be his napping place for the day...

Sasuke POV----------

Sasuke snapped out of his daze when the blond spoke.
'Damn, he noticed me? But how!?'

His sense of honor getting the better of him, Sasuke slowly stood and gracefully jumped down from out of his hiding place.
He would explain his situation to the young foreigner and apologize, it was the least he could do.

Naruto POV----------

Naruto looked at the unfriendly looking young man, his dark hair and dark eyes only added to his dark aura.
Tsunade had always said that anger clouded his senses and that emotion should never get in the way of a mission.
He in return laughed and proceeded to boast about 'Never making such childish mistakes' and 'Always keeping his mind on the mission'.

Yet his previous conversation with the Hokage had left him agitated and angry, he silently scolded himself for letting his emotions get the better of him, especially in unfriendly territory...
'Well, no sense in moping around about that now...'

With incredible speed he reached into the pocket of his clothes, grabbing what he believed to be a weapon and launched it at the stranger's head.
Realization hit just a few seconds later as his brain caught up with his shinobi reflexes.
'Shurikens are not supposed to be orange and slimy...'

Sasuke POV---------

If it would have been a weapon Sasuke would have probably been killed.
That is, if it would have been a weapon...

An orange...thing was headed towards him with an amazing speed.
It his him right in the face...
Slid down said face leaving a slimy trail...
Fell down to the ground...
And hopped around frantically...

'A...frog...?'

Any thought of apologizing was quickly discarded.
"You absolute....IDIOT!!!!"

Naruto POV--------

His eyes widened as the frog hopped around, the dark haired boy looked absolutely mortified.
He tried to think of an apology, but it seemed as though his voice had taken a holiday.

"You absolute...IDIOT!!!!"
'Did he just call me an idiot?!'

"How dare you call me an idiot you bastard! You're the one that was spying on me taking a bath!"

"I wasn't spying on you! Why would I even WANT to?! You're not that interesting! And you ARE an idiot! What kind of moron would throw a frog at peoples heads?!"
(AN: not interesting.....denial is not just a river in Egypt ^^;;)

"HEY! I didn't know it was a frog! It's only natural for people to try and defend themselves from molesters like you!"

"Molester?! You're the one that's washing up in a pond outside MY hometown! Don't you know people have bathrooms nowadays?!"

'Hometown...? He's a samurai? If he is...maybe I can...'

His angry expression shifted into an all-knowing mischievous grin....

Sasuke POV----------

He didn't get it, something about the blond irked him....slightly...
One minute he's arguing, the next he's grinning like crazy.

'I don't like this at all...'
"Fine. As an apology I'll let you buy me some food."
One of his eyebrows twitched...

"Excuse me?"
"Let's go!"

The blond grabbed his arm and started to drag him off to the village, obviously forgetting his lack of clothes...
"Aren't you forgetting something...."
"Like what?"

Sasuke pointed towards the pile of garments.
"Oops....."
"Idiot......"
"What did you call me?!"

The twitch returned in full force.
'Not this again...'
"Just hurry up and get dressed!"

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Several arguments and a dressed Naruto later...
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'He calls those....things...clothes?'
Said 'things' were practically falling apart.

Way to short pants and an oversized shirt that looked like it had suffered from several moth invasions.
The shirt was so big on the boy, it revealed his right shoulder.
It was almost as if a little boy was trying on his fathers clothes...

He would've probably made a comment like 'You're not seriously going to keep wearing that, are you?'.
If his gaze hadn't stranded on the said revealed shoulder....

Naruto POV-----------

Naruto couldn't believe his eyes.
He was always told that samurai we're undeveloped and uncivilized people.
Brutes who only cared about when and where their next battle would be.

The stories he had heard were nothing at all like what he was seeing here.
People were constantly smiling at each other and bowing politely.
Children being taught how to fight with the sword and their patient teachers.
Somewhere down inside he felt like he was intruding.

He quickly suppressed the feeling though.

He wasn't going to let emotions get in the way of the mission again.
Tsunade needed that information.
Especially with the impending war...

Times were rough, the hidden villages no longer trusted one another.
Without allies it was every village for itself, enemies however saw an opportunity.

The lightning country’s Hidden Cloud had already fallen.
A nearby samurai village decided to end the century old rivalry between the shinobi's and their selves.
There was nothing left of the former hidden village.
One of the great five had fallen.

With he attacks one the two smaller villages of Hidden Rain and Hidden Grass, Tsunade became worried.
The two small villages wouldn't last long and since none could tell where the attacks cane from, Tsunade had decided it would be best to have her shinobi gather as much information about the neighboring samurai-villages as possible.
After all, knowledge can be a dangerous weapon....

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I'm going to post several of the other chapters today, that way the people who already read this on ffnet won't get bored ^_~

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