Everybody Loves Sasuke

Disclaimer: We don't own the characters. Masashi Kishimoto does. We just make them do naughty things.

-Week One: Monday-

Sasuke got up early on Monday morning. He wanted to get these interviews over and done with quickly. It was no secret in Konoha that he was "slightly" anti-social so he didn't want a roommate that would cling to him all the time. That was the main reason the ad said "No Girls". It didn't seem to matter how many times he shot them down they just kept coming back.

He had picked up the sign-up sheet the night before and was now looking over it again. He was a little concerned that he was unable to read half the names on the list. The first name on the list was; Yukio.

'Yukio huh? Gets what he wants. Somehow that name is disquieting,' Sasuke thought to himself.

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Sakura had camped out over night outside Sasuke's house. She wanted to make sure she was there the minute he woke up. It was around seven thirty that she detected some movement inside. She carefully used a transformation jutsu on herself and then proceeded to knock on the door.

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Sasuke's heard the knock and went to answer the door. On the other side stood a lithe young man. He was shorter than himself with black hair that ended just below his shoulders. He appeared to be a very timid person. But looks can often be deceiving.

"Yukio right?"

"Uh...Hai," the young man answered softly.

"Right come in and we'll get things started."

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'Oh my Gods I'm in Sasuke's house, I can't believe it. This is exactly what I imagined it would look like. Oh what do I do now? Am I being too quiet should I say something? Should I ask him a question?' Sakura thoughts went on a rampage causing her to lose concentration.

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Sasuke observed the young man carefully. He seemed to be lost in thought. Then he noticed a quick flash of long, vibrant, pick hair. Sasuke's eyes widened slightly in shock.

"Oh Hell no. Get out!" He said.

"Huh?" A pair of large doe eyes looked back at him.

"Can't you read Sakura the sign said 'No Girls' Now get out!" Sasuke said, his voice rising a bit.

Sakura let the jutsu slip entirely then know she was now caught.

"But Sasuke give me a chance please, I promise I'll do anything you want me to do just don't kick me out please," she pleaded with him.

"No! I said get out, I don't want you hear. Can't you girls get that through your thick skulls?"

Sasuke began ushering he towards the door. He did not need this first thing in the morning.

"Please Sasuke, I'm begging you. Look I'll cook for you, I'll clean for you, and I’ll be the perfect girlfriend I promise."

"Look I said...Hold on a second a girlfriend? What in the seven hells are you talking about Sakura?"

"Well you’re looking for a partner right? So who better to pick than a girl you can spend the rest of you life with. A girl that would do anything for you, someone who would die for you. Well that's me, I'm the one you’re looking for..."

Sakura continued to rant as Sasuke casually tuned her out. 'This is defiantly the last thing I need in the morning. I'm already getting a headache. I really hope no one else got the wrong idea.'

"Look Sakura, listen to me "very" carefully, I'm not looking for a girlfriend okay?" he said very slowly as if talking to a small child.

"But you still need a partner and then when your are looking for a girlfriend you won't have to look because I'll already be here. Then you can start rebuilding your clan whenever you want to right? I don't care we can have as many children as you like."

'If I hadn't spent so much time school my features my jaw would've dropped right there.' "Sakura I have a lot to do before I can even think about rebuilding my clan. Now please go."

"But I don't want to leave you now that I'm here..." She set off into another rant.

'Alright its time to appease her.' "Okay here's the deal "when" I'm ready to rebuild my clan I promise you'll be the first person I go to okay?"

Sakura stopped mid-rant, "What really! Oh thank-you thank-you thank-you," Sakura cheered and threw her arms around Sasuke, "I promise you won't regret this."

'I'm already regretting it,' Sasuke pried Sakura from off him, "Now you can leave."

Sakura looked crestfallen as she was finally ushered out the door.

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'I hope tomorrow goes better than today," Sasuke thought as he collapsed on the couch and tried to will his growing headache away.

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-Lesser Evil