X-mas Songs, Naruto-style!
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Adult +
Chapters:
14
Views:
1,202
Reviews:
36
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
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Paint Their Toes
X-mas Songs, Naruto-style!
By: ladygizarme
A/N: Merry Christmas! (well, Merry Christmas Eve, ne..) So, like I put in the note on chapter one, some of you may remember this from this past summer, when it was just that first song. Due to “popular demand” and my hope of getting back in the swing of things by writing something simple, this will now be a series of Christmas song parodies of sorts.
Warnings: recent manga spoilers, Akatsuki internet rumor spoilers, mention of oral, suggestion of Uchihacest
Paint their toes! Paint their toes! Paint their toes!
[To the tune of “Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!”]
Oh, the Akatsuki is frightful
But their nails are so delightful
And when they’ve someplace to go
Paint their toes! Paint their toes! Paint their toes!
When Hidan’s head was cleanly severed
Kakuzu thought he’d be clever
“Since you are still not dead…
Give me head! Give me head! Give me head!” (X_x XD)
Oh Itachi is going blind
But he still will not fuck Kisame
Then the shark man found out one time
He’ll only sleep with Sasuke!
Now, the Leader may be Yondaime
Or Madara Uchiha, ne
And if the rumors are so…
obiTobiTobiTobito!!
*~~~~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~~*
A/N2: *looks around* that last line is about the Tobi/Obito rumor, in case people don’t catch it. *coughhack* Ahh, I’m so lame. I can’t do humor. Only my friends find me funny… LOL And, ahh, I personally don’t believe most of the Akatsuki rumors, especially ones about who Leader is but.. eh, works for the song I suppose… Anyway, like I said, mostly an attempt to get back into the writing swing after being sick and out of it for the past several months. I have a few more in mind that I may put up later. We’ll see.
By: ladygizarme
A/N: Merry Christmas! (well, Merry Christmas Eve, ne..) So, like I put in the note on chapter one, some of you may remember this from this past summer, when it was just that first song. Due to “popular demand” and my hope of getting back in the swing of things by writing something simple, this will now be a series of Christmas song parodies of sorts.
Warnings: recent manga spoilers, Akatsuki internet rumor spoilers, mention of oral, suggestion of Uchihacest
Paint their toes! Paint their toes! Paint their toes!
[To the tune of “Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!”]
Oh, the Akatsuki is frightful
But their nails are so delightful
And when they’ve someplace to go
Paint their toes! Paint their toes! Paint their toes!
When Hidan’s head was cleanly severed
Kakuzu thought he’d be clever
“Since you are still not dead…
Give me head! Give me head! Give me head!” (X_x XD)
Oh Itachi is going blind
But he still will not fuck Kisame
Then the shark man found out one time
He’ll only sleep with Sasuke!
Now, the Leader may be Yondaime
Or Madara Uchiha, ne
And if the rumors are so…
obiTobiTobiTobito!!
*~~~~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~~*
A/N2: *looks around* that last line is about the Tobi/Obito rumor, in case people don’t catch it. *coughhack* Ahh, I’m so lame. I can’t do humor. Only my friends find me funny… LOL And, ahh, I personally don’t believe most of the Akatsuki rumors, especially ones about who Leader is but.. eh, works for the song I suppose… Anyway, like I said, mostly an attempt to get back into the writing swing after being sick and out of it for the past several months. I have a few more in mind that I may put up later. We’ll see.