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The 'Come Home With Me' Companion

By: MsKeller
folder Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating: Adult +
Chapters: 4
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Kakashi's Lesson

Drabble/Sidefic #2: 'Kakashi's Lesson'

You may need to refer back to chapter 5 of 'Come Home With Me' if this doesn't make sense. And as always, I'm taking requests on themes for these.

If I had to guess, I'd say this took place about a year after 'Come Home With Me' ended.


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Bright blue eyes darted around the bedroom as if the young man sitting on the bed was expecting someone to pop out of nowhere. Though, considering the people he hung out with, that wasn't always a far-fetched notion. Cautiously, the blond man pulled out a bright orange book from its hiding place behind the headboard. Sasuke claimed to hate these books but yet Naruto always found one or two hiding behind the other books in the library.

It was kinda weird that his boyfriend and him couldn't admit to liking these books to one another and yet they had been having sex for months now. Shrugging that off, though, he flipped to one of the pages Kakashi had marked for him. As he read he became engrossed in his former sensei's writing. Granted this was about a man and a woman getting it on, but Naruto had discovered pretty easily that his imagination allowed for him to fudge a few details. Apparently this was a skill both Sasuke and Kakashi had noticed.

The blond had moved to relax against the headboard of his and Sasuke's bed and was fully prepared to reach down to undo his pants. Normally he'd just get all hot and bothered and then pounce on his boyfriend the moment the Uchiha walked in the door. But Jiraiya had apparently used Sasuke as a reference for the hero of the story. Naruto didn't really mind especially since he was having images of the dark haired teen using his tongue to-

"Naruto?"

Said blond jumped nearly four feet into the air at the sound of Iruka's voice. Naruto's mortification only intensified when he realized his hand was still in his pants. The blond ripped his hand out of the garment and as quickly as possible tried to hide what he was doing. Of course trying to hide something from a schoolteacher is easier said than done.

By the time Naruto looked up, Iruka had already retrieved the orange book from where it had landed on the floor near the bed. The dark haired teacher was frowning at the book but then looked up to raise his eyebrows at his former pupil.

"I'd like to say that I'm shocked, but the only thing I'm shocked by is how descrete you are considering you had both Kakashi and Jiraiya as teachers." It was then Naruto realized that he was as bright as a tomato. The blond could just barely see his image in the large mirror above the dresser and he couldn't help but groan in horror.

"I uh, I can . . . I mean that's, er." But Iruka wasn't looking at the blond anymore, something had caught the man's attention in the book and his eyes widened when, upon closer inspection, he recognized some handwritten notes as coming from his partner.

Silently, Iruka read:

'Naru-chan, note how Sasge(1) uses his fingers in this scene, when I did it too my little dolphin he screamed my name like I was a G.O.D.'

Naruto moved away quickly when a killing intent so strong filled the room. The Kyuubi holder's eye's widened at the image of Iruka's eyes dilating until his eyes looked pitch black and it appeared as if the older man was about to start breathing flames.

"I was coming over to invite you and Sasuke over to dinner. Would you like to come?" Every word Iruka spoke was tinged in malice and dared Naruto to say no. In an effort to preserve his life, Naruto nodded silently. "I'm keeping this." The last word ended in a hiss and Naruto simply nodded again.

With deliberate steps Iruka walked out of the room and eventually out of the Uchiha mansion. It was several minutes before Naruto allowed his body to return to a normal breathing pattern. The blond wasn't entirely sure what he should do. He had no doubt that Iruka was going to maim someone – that someone probably being Kakashi – and part of him wanted to go prevent that from happening but he didn't really want to bring Iruka's wrath down on him. Especially since that paint balloon fiasco at the last graduation ceremony.

When Naruto heard one of the outer doors open he felt his flight response kick in. But he refused to give into it. He was going to be the next Hokage after all! Carefully, Naruto crept towards the front part of the mansion. He masked his chakra and moved to the kitchen when he found no one in the group of rooms surrounding the main front door.

Naruto's breathing suspended altogether as he neared the kitchen, his every move deliberate. He moved just enough into the doorway to see who was there. Naruto was fully prepared to run as fast as he could in the opposite direction if it turned out to be Iruka looking to "borrow" some things for tonight's dinner. But what he saw had him running towards the person currently drinking milk out of the carton.

"SASUKE!" The blond shrieked as he glomped his boyfriend. Naruto wrapped both arms around Sasuke's waist and buried his head into the Uchiha's stomach with the force of a sledgehammer. Sasuke immediately choked on the milk he had been drinking and started coughing violently. "I don't want to die!"

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Dinner that night was a quiet affair. Iruka was being the perfect host, carrying on conversations with both Naruto and Sasuke. Though, surprisingly, Sasuke was speaking more than Naruto. The blond was still wary of the schoolteacher's wrath. Kakashi didn't speak at all, in fact Sasuke noted that he didn't eat anything either. After a while Sasuke got the sneaking suspicion that Iruka had glued Kakashi's lips together.

Naruto kept glancing at Kakashi and narrowing his eyes as he scrutinized the jounin. Since Kakashi was in his usual get up it was hard to tell if anything was wrong. Except for a patch of darkening skin peeking out from underneath Kakashi's headband, he looked like he always did. Well, except that the orange book was nowhere to be seen.

Thankfully Sasuke had gotten the full story from Naruto before they came over for dinner so he knew to avoid annoying Iruka any further. So by the time the younger couple got up to leave no one had died. Sasuke glanced at Kakashi before thanking Iruka for the food.

"I was wondering if I could have a word with Kakashi-sensei?" Sasuke exaggerated the last word causing both Iruka and Kakashi to narrow their eyes – though for completely different reasons. Iruka's eyes watched Kakashi expectantly while Kakashi gazed at his former student warily.

After a few tense seconds Kakashi followed Sasuke outside. Naruto wanted to ask Iruka what was going on since it appeared as if Iruka knew but he wisely kept his mouth shut. The blond had to bite his tongue in order to do so but he figured that was probably the best thing to do. That plus he didn't want to say anything to set Iruka off. About a minute later Sasuke came back in . . . alone.

"Ready to go, Naruto?" Sasuke asked his blond.

"Umm, yeah. Thanks again, Iruka!" The teacher smiled at the blond much to the younger man's relief

"Have a good night you two!" Iruka waved the two young men off before going to clean off the table.

"Umm, Sasuke?" Naruto asked as they walked the short distance to their home. His blond eyebrows were drawn together in slight confusion.

"Hmmm?" Sasuke responded with a small smile.

"What happened to Kakashi?" The blond chewed on his bottom lip as he awaited the Uchiha's answer.

"Hmm. Oh, I just took him to the hospital." Suddenly Sasuke wrapped his arm around Naruto's shoulders before leaning down to lightly peck the blond on his lips.

"But he looked alright at dinner." Naruto mused. Some of his tension had left him after Sasuke's kiss but not all of it.

"Well, he wasn't when I dropped him off." Sasuke started chuckling to himself and Naruto bit his tongue again in order to keep from asking questions. The blond really didn't want to know what happened after all.

Later, as the two boys climbed into bed to sleep Sasuke was extra clingy. The Uchiha held Naruto close, his blond head tucked under Sasuke's chin so that when Naruto breathed the air would tease Sasuke's skin. The Uchiha's last thoughts were of his former team leader and how Kakashi should have known better than to try and turn Naruto into a sex fiend. After all, that was Sasuke's job.

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(1) This is a shout out to Rasengan's uber fantastic fanfic 'Come Come Watering Hole'
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