Ming's Lemon Drabbles

Pairing: ShikaIno.

A/N: You don't have to read if you don't like the pairing, nyoh~ I wrote them up here in the first place for that purpose. =P Lol, anyway, like I promised, the rest of the chapters to come will probably be milder than the first. ^^;

Again, I'd like to state that the chapters, even if they do follow a same storyline or more specifically, a timeline, they don't exactly meld together. There are some existing plot holes I'm aware of but I leave that to your imagination ne? ^_^

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Mouths melded together, their tongues caressing, his hand slipping under her apron. She moaned, her kisses becoming more feverent, feeling him remove her silk panties from under her, while his other hand teased with her bra straps. "You're already wet..." he smirked when she nibbled on his ear, giggling. "Only for you, my shadow sex god..."

His response to this was to pin her body to the wall, her legs already wrapped around his waist, both their hair in disarray. "Do you really think this is okay? If your dad comes in, heck-- if a customer comes in... what'll.." she put a finger to his lips. "Don't worry about it, Shikamaru...this is usually the slowest time of day... nobody really comes here..."

They both froze when they heard a familiar 'Jingaling'... of the store bell. "Shit.." they both hissed in unison.


"Hello..? Anyone here???" Sakura rapped her knuckles on the counter, bending down just to see if Ino was hiding underneath. Beside her, the timid Hinata played with her fingers. "That's odd. I heard the Yamanaka Flower Shop closes at 6:00 in the evening."

"It does. But where is our lovely attendant?" Sakura stood back up, scratching her head. "She should be here unless she was called for a mission or something.."

"Sakura! Hinata!" Ino quickly jumped out of the storeroom door and waved at them. "How.. nice of you to come. I hope it's something IMPORTANT..." she said that last word through gritted teeth.

"Uh.. Ino.." Sakura raised an eyebrow, pointing at her chest. "...Your bra is on the outside."

"WHAAT!!?" The blonde dashed back to the closet and slammed the door behind her while the other two looked at each other and shrugged. She came out just as quickly and wiped the sweat from her forehead. "Ahahaha, no worries. So what can I do you for--- uh, what can I do for you?"

"Well, I have this huge order of flowers for the wedding and I was wondering if you could give us some recommendation," Hinata didn't seem to notice the strange behavioral patterns Ino was displaying but Sakura definitely did. To add to that, Ino was flushed pink when she was busy chattering away to Hinata about how marvelous it must be a bride. Just then, a loud, "ACHOO!!" came from the closet.

"What.. was that?" Sakura's eyes widened as she thought she heard it coming from behind the counter.

"That was me! Achoo! Achoo!!" she covered her mouth with her hands. "It's dreadful, the dust here these days. The dryness of summer, you know, ahahaha.." then, cleared her throat. "Anyway, if you're looking for flowers for an event as glorious as a wedding, here are a few things you have to keep in mind..."


Meanwhile, Shikamaru rubbed his nose. 'Dammit Ino.. you should clean back here once in a while...' he glumly thought. It was a good thing the two kunoichis didn't notice. He could see through a hole that seemed to be made by a large nail that was once there but wasn't big enough to be noticed. Peering at it, he could see the three girls conversing clearly. Ino's hands were laid on the table as she leaned forward. The skirt she was wearing rode high, revealing a naked butt.

'Holy shit..!' Shikamaru found the damp garment on the ground inches away from him before he looked back at the sight of her bare ass sticking from behind her. '..Damn, what a time for a hard-on..' he inwardly cussed. He knew she was going to take a while, and he prayed to the Gods that she wouldn't move from the spot. If he could just barge in there, grab her by the waist and haul her back in without worrying about what it's going to look like, it would probably be easier on his part.

'Unless....' the ends of his mouth curved to a lazy grin.

"And so.. by saying, they are also a good option to consider. Roses are too overused these days but always a classic choice," Ino started to get into her discussion on the various flowers for wedding events that she didn't notice a slinking black shadow extend from the storeroom closet. "It also depends on the theme of the party. Red and white roses for unity, orchids for delicate beauty... oh, and lilies too---oooh!!!"

"Ino?" Hinata blinked twice.

"S-sorry about that... I uh.. I hit my funny bone, ahaha..." she tittered, trying not to appear nervous. She thought she felt something just grab her ass. Sakura looked her her suspiciously, "Yeah.. something funny's going on alright... You've been acting weird, Ino.. what're you hiding?"

Ino flipped her hair back coolly and snapped back, "I said I hit my funny bone, forehead girl! What else do you want to hear anyway!?" But inside she was shaking, she just knew it had to be... She held in a gasp when from the corner of her eye, she could see the black shadow extending from the storeroom. 'Shikamaru, what do you think you're doing..!?'

"You don't have to be snippy about it, hmph.. let's go over there and take a look at some of the orchids, Hinata.." Sakura said, grabbing the younger girl's hand to lead her to one of the aisles. Ino staggered slightly but kept herself upright. 'Don't you care if.. Hinata or Sakura sees...? Aaghn..!' she bit her lower lip to keep from moaning out loud as she felt two shadow palms slide up her shirt to give her nipples a hard pinch.

'But.. I like this...' Ino's hands clenched, her eyes closing, feeling invisible hands massage her breasts and tweak her nipples just the way she liked them. She licked her lips, the sweat pouring from her body, she was panting but trying to not to show it. 'Oh God, yes...Shikamaru..!' Drops of cum poured on the floor as it slipped down her inner thighs.

'Oh God... so.. good.. lower... oh.. please.' Ino's fingers clamped on the table ends hard as she felt the hands move down to the apex of her thighs. What seemed like fingers, touching her on the inside, between her folds, finding that one sensitive nub, rubbing it sensously to and fro. 'Aah.. AAAghhnn! I can't take it..I'm.. I'm going to...to...'

"Hey, Ino..! How much do you think a bouquet like this is?" Sakura's voice dragged her back to reality. And Ino, straightened herself up, despite the floor where she was standing was already moist. "Uhh... well.." she hit herself mentally to remain composed and in control of herself.

"Hey.. are you okay? Do you have a fever?" Sakura's eyes furrowed in worry. And Ino shook her head and wave her hands, "No! Silly girl! It's just so hot here lately!"

"Hot?" Sakura arched an eyebrow. Neither her nor Hinata were sweating from the said heat. "So.. uh.. how much?"

"That... depends on the order. But for you guys, I'd give you a dis...c..count..a discount!" the shadow fingers just turned flexible and soft.. like a tongue. 'Ohh my God...' she felt like her knees were gonna give way. 'I don't know how long I can...'

JINGALING..!

'Oh... no..' Ino could barely stand on her own, being sweetly tortured like this. 'Shikamaru no yarou...' she clenched her fist tightly, before she was about to cum, he had withdrawn the shadow away temporarily. But just then, big skyblue eyes peered at her when she suddenly noticed, "Yo! Ino! How's business!"

She paled as Naruto and Neji entered the scene. "Aah.. what are you guys doing here?"

"Eh, well you see... we wanted to check up on Hinata.." the blonde boy rubbed the back of his nape uneasily. Neji merely cast him a brief glare, "Tch... He's been running all afternoon. If only you'd hold STLL, it would be over in a few seconds."

"Hinata..! Help me out! He's been following me the whole afternoon!" he lowered his voice but not low enough so that the other Hyuuga couldn't pick it up. "I heard that.." Neji stated calmly. "Under Hiashi-sama's orders, however.. I have no choice but to abide." Ino inwardly cussed, Shikamaru wasn't even slowing down. She didn't know when she would...

"No way! I'm not doing it!" Naruto stuck his tongue out, protectively putting his hands defensively in front of him. The girls looked on, confused except for Hinata who was deeply blushing, "Neji-niisama, that is too cruel..."

"What is?" Sakura asked curiously. The younger Hyuuga played with her fingertips, "A-ano... It's a Hyuuga tradition..." and she deeply blushed. "...Um, I'll tell you about it later, Sakura-san.."

"I'm sorry, Hinata-sama. But orders are orders..." Neji's battle aura had changed drastically over the next second that everyone backed away from the two boys. Ino shakily raised a finger, "If you two think you can... bust up the shop, then..."

"NYAH!! You'll just have to catch me now, won't you!!" Naruto put two of his fingers on the sides of his mouth and stretched it. "I"d rather die!! Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!!!" all of a sudden, the room was filled with several copies of Naruto. Neji simply yawned, "Did you forget that I'm a Byakugan user, I can tell which one is you in a blink of an eye.."

"Neji-niisama..." Hinata tugged on his ceremonial garb sleeve. "...He's gone now."

Ino gasped, the tightening inside her finally bursting. She shut her eyes as she screamed her orgasm, "NYGAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!"

Everyone had scrambled out her shop in a flash. "Geez, I haven't seen her this pissed off since Akamaru jumped right into her garden.. let's get out of here, Hinata..!" Sakura said, running off. "Let's uh.. come back after she cools down..." Hinata said, trotting behind her with Neji on her tail. "...what a scary woman.."

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Shikamaru smirked as he kicked the door open, just to find himself tackled by a sweaty Ino. Her eyes narrowed at him, "You.. totally did that on.. purpose.. Now you will pay.." her eyes glimmered with mischievous intent.

She put her hands in a square formation before shouting, "Body Stealing Technique..!"

A/N: tbc.. maybe? XD Yes, yes I'm aware of the number of ShikaTem fans but as I've mentioned ShikaIno is a pairing preference of mine. >.>