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Ch 2: Chic'N'Stew
"Thinking"
/dreaming/
-music-
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Sorry loves,I didn't mean to make the prologue so very short.But don't let it turn you off.This story wil be as smutty as I am disturbed(which I am, and have the mounds of medication and insurance bills to show for it.)
(Bwa ha ha!)Anybody catch that last reference?I haven't the slightest clue as to how long this story will run, probably, as long as I am severly socialy impaired (I'm banned from several movie theaters for laughing my as off during scary movies, chick flicks, and naarnia) so this could take a while (maybe a series) I have written several fics before (dozens)
but I never had the move the post them.They were big successes with anyone
I could get to read them.So I would love some constructive critisism, a compliment perhaps(crosses fingers) I delight in bringing joy to others.(save not for myself)
Well on with the show!
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Ch 2:Chic'n'Stew
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(alarm clock goes off),(Stereo bursts)
-This ballgame's in the refrigerator,
The door is closed,
The lights are out,
And the butter's getting hard.
What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy buy,
What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy buy.
Pepperoni and green peppers
Mushrooms, olive, chives,
Pepperoni and green peppers
Mushrooms, olive, chives.
Need therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need,
Therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes.
What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy buy.
What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy buy.
Pepperoni and green peppers,
Mushrooms olive, chives,
Pepperoni and green peppers,
Mushrooms olive, chives.
Need therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need,
Therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need,
Therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes,
Therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes,
Therapy, therapy.
Advertising causes...
Therapy, therapy
Advertising causes,
Well advertising's got you on the run,
Need therapy, therapy advertising causes,
Well advertising's got you on the run,
Need therapy, therapy advertising causes,
Well advertising's got you on the run,
Advertising's got you on the run,
Advertising's got you on the run,
Advertising's got you on the run,
Advertising's got you on the run,
Advertising's got you on the run,
Advertising's got you on the run.
What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second
Buy, buy, buy, buy buy,
What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second
Buy, buy, buy, buy buy.
Pepperoni and green peppers
Mushrooms olive, chives,
Pepperoni and green peppers,
Mushrooms olive, chives.
Need therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need,
Therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need,
Therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need,
Therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need.-
SLLAAAMMM!!!! "Son of a butt Fucking monkey!Fucking Jiraiya dicked with my alarm clock again...Asshole!" Naruto groaned to himself, trying to decide weather or not to get out of bed.On the he hand he could try and find that bastard of an old man, (Who somehow kept breaking into his hotelroom everywhere they went.He then messed with the alarm clock and set a loud, really loud, rude awakening for him every single, godforsaken morning.Which would be okay if it wasn't set three freaking hours early.)
and beat the living crap out of him.OR.He could try and get some much needed rest."Fuck this, I'll beat his ass later".Dirty old man, he mumbled drifting back into a deep sleep, while snuggling against the figgeting fleshy pillow sleeping cuddled in his arms.
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*sorry jiraiya-sama but it the crazy pervertedness that made me love you.*
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///A few hours later///-----------
People turned to stare in disgust at the odd group walking through the street.Most of their attention's fixed on the blonde, casting him glares whenever the chance.However these were only rewarded with sickness and fear, as, the redhead beside him parylyzed those who dared to peek at those bloodlust filled eyes.Those eyes, they could make the dead cryout in fear.Conversations hushed as an eerie silence flooded the streets.
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///Jiraiya pov///
"Hmmm, well this is uncomfortable.How am i supposed to do my research with all this humidity.Gotta break the heat.HHMM...but how?"A wicked grin crept across his face.
----------------------------
///naruto pov///
"Pfft, whats he smiling about?"Naruto gagged silently as uncomfortable images crossed his mind. Reminding him of the long since passed, all but forgotten incident in Konohagakure just 2 years before.He decided that he'd rather not know.
-----------------------------------------------------------
///Flashback to Konohagakure///naruto pov///
WARNING: THIS MIGHT TICKLE YOUR EMO
It had been almost two months since I had convinced sasuke to (and I quote...well I would if I owned naruto)pull his head out of his ass, stop being such a douche, and get his skirt wearing self back
home.Even so Orochimaru had not been fond of the idea.So of course there was a fight and sasuke got his ass handed to him.(so did several others)
Well, anyway it didn't take long to get him up and about.He practicly jumped, ran, and(cough)streaked.
It all started one morning, sasuke had been in alot of pain.It was really hurting me to see him like that.He
had done some messed up shit, but he was still my friend and I hated to see him suffer.(Besides if someone was going to make him hurt it was gonna be me.I was gonna shove my foot sooo far up his ass
the sweat from my knee would quench his thirst!!DATEBAYO!!!)So I asked Tsunade Baa-chan if there
was anything stronger she could give him.She then proceeded to tell me(at great length)about this wonderful new miracle-drug that could heal any wound, and regenerate a person's stamina in mere minutes.I then stared at her for several akward silence filled moments as if to say, wtf! why didn't you say
something about this sooner.She got the messege, and after a few seconds she ran off embaressed, muttering to herself.
A few minutes later she returned with a jar containing a really funky smelling paste.
Hold out your finger naruto, she stated coyly.I looked at her in mistrust(which I had every right to!)
Great, now stick your finger under sasuke's nose and let him get a good whiff.She practicly ordered
after she coated my finger with a thick layer of the stink infested goop.
Are you insane!This stuff smells like shit!(and it did)There is no way in hell I'm getting anywhere near
anyone's face with this crap, escpecially someone that's sick!What is this stuff!It's all icky!
Toad mucus, stated Tsunade like it was no big deal.
WHUU!!!!PSYCOPATH!!!
Just shut up and do it, dumbass!!She screatched, smacking me in the back of the head.
Fine....bitch.OOOWWW!!!!
After I gave him a good whiff, it didn't take long for him to start to feel better.(muuuch better!)Moments after he woke up he started acting wierd(or horrifing)His normally stoic self was replaced
with a stearry eyed pervert.
He almost out of nowhere started giggling like a mad man.After afew seconds he jumped,out of his bed
and began to..to..hug me.He started touching my face,in a high pitched voice saying I like you.Now
make me a sammich.I like tacos.He then jumped out of his bed and out of the room.Running down the hall squealing like a madman.It took a while for my brain to catch up with what my eyes had just seen. I sat silently in horror for the next few seconds.
"Oh, shit!I've got to catch his strungout ass!"I chased a now butt naked sasuke down the hall of the hospital, and into the village.Leaving a stunned Tsunade behind.(not to mention many confused and slightly disurbed onlookers)
Sasuke was fast, he would have been hard to catch if he hadn't stopped whenever he saw someone he
knew to jiggle them a better look.Terrified parents sheilded their children's eyes as the man declaring himself LEMMIWINKS ran stark naked through the streets, giggling in fits of his temporary insanity.
I ended up catching him on accident.My belt buckle had somehow come loose sending me tripping over my fallen pants, mid-jump, square on sasuke's luscious rump.
////End flash back///
-----------------------------------------------------------------
He was getting hot just thinking about it.Envisioning sasuke's arms wrapped around him, naked, and...smiling.
Sasuke didn't remember what he'd done when he woke up. It was labelled a prank and never to be spoken of again.All evidence of the incedent was destroyed.It was and would remain an empty page in the history books of konohagakure.
Naruto missed his fool.Yes, a fool that is what he was, for thinking that he was alone.That he didn't have anyone to rely on exept himself.It made him rot inside.Even being near his beloved burgundy stained angel was not enough to sate his emptying insides.
'I want to go home."
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/dreaming/
-music-
-----------------------------------------
Sorry loves,I didn't mean to make the prologue so very short.But don't let it turn you off.This story wil be as smutty as I am disturbed(which I am, and have the mounds of medication and insurance bills to show for it.)
(Bwa ha ha!)Anybody catch that last reference?I haven't the slightest clue as to how long this story will run, probably, as long as I am severly socialy impaired (I'm banned from several movie theaters for laughing my as off during scary movies, chick flicks, and naarnia) so this could take a while (maybe a series) I have written several fics before (dozens)
but I never had the move the post them.They were big successes with anyone
I could get to read them.So I would love some constructive critisism, a compliment perhaps(crosses fingers) I delight in bringing joy to others.(save not for myself)
Well on with the show!
-----------------------------------------------------
Ch 2:Chic'n'Stew
-------------------------------------------------------
(alarm clock goes off),(Stereo bursts)
-This ballgame's in the refrigerator,
The door is closed,
The lights are out,
And the butter's getting hard.
What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy buy,
What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy buy.
Pepperoni and green peppers
Mushrooms, olive, chives,
Pepperoni and green peppers
Mushrooms, olive, chives.
Need therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need,
Therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes.
What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy buy.
What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy buy.
Pepperoni and green peppers,
Mushrooms olive, chives,
Pepperoni and green peppers,
Mushrooms olive, chives.
Need therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need,
Therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need,
Therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes,
Therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes,
Therapy, therapy.
Advertising causes...
Therapy, therapy
Advertising causes,
Well advertising's got you on the run,
Need therapy, therapy advertising causes,
Well advertising's got you on the run,
Need therapy, therapy advertising causes,
Well advertising's got you on the run,
Advertising's got you on the run,
Advertising's got you on the run,
Advertising's got you on the run,
Advertising's got you on the run,
Advertising's got you on the run,
Advertising's got you on the run.
What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second
Buy, buy, buy, buy buy,
What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second
Buy, buy, buy, buy buy.
Pepperoni and green peppers
Mushrooms olive, chives,
Pepperoni and green peppers,
Mushrooms olive, chives.
Need therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need,
Therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need,
Therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need,
Therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need.-
SLLAAAMMM!!!! "Son of a butt Fucking monkey!Fucking Jiraiya dicked with my alarm clock again...Asshole!" Naruto groaned to himself, trying to decide weather or not to get out of bed.On the he hand he could try and find that bastard of an old man, (Who somehow kept breaking into his hotelroom everywhere they went.He then messed with the alarm clock and set a loud, really loud, rude awakening for him every single, godforsaken morning.Which would be okay if it wasn't set three freaking hours early.)
and beat the living crap out of him.OR.He could try and get some much needed rest."Fuck this, I'll beat his ass later".Dirty old man, he mumbled drifting back into a deep sleep, while snuggling against the figgeting fleshy pillow sleeping cuddled in his arms.
----------------------------------------------
*sorry jiraiya-sama but it the crazy pervertedness that made me love you.*
----------------------------------------------
///A few hours later///-----------
People turned to stare in disgust at the odd group walking through the street.Most of their attention's fixed on the blonde, casting him glares whenever the chance.However these were only rewarded with sickness and fear, as, the redhead beside him parylyzed those who dared to peek at those bloodlust filled eyes.Those eyes, they could make the dead cryout in fear.Conversations hushed as an eerie silence flooded the streets.
------------------------------------
///Jiraiya pov///
"Hmmm, well this is uncomfortable.How am i supposed to do my research with all this humidity.Gotta break the heat.HHMM...but how?"A wicked grin crept across his face.
----------------------------
///naruto pov///
"Pfft, whats he smiling about?"Naruto gagged silently as uncomfortable images crossed his mind. Reminding him of the long since passed, all but forgotten incident in Konohagakure just 2 years before.He decided that he'd rather not know.
-----------------------------------------------------------
///Flashback to Konohagakure///naruto pov///
WARNING: THIS MIGHT TICKLE YOUR EMO
It had been almost two months since I had convinced sasuke to (and I quote...well I would if I owned naruto)pull his head out of his ass, stop being such a douche, and get his skirt wearing self back
home.Even so Orochimaru had not been fond of the idea.So of course there was a fight and sasuke got his ass handed to him.(so did several others)
Well, anyway it didn't take long to get him up and about.He practicly jumped, ran, and(cough)streaked.
It all started one morning, sasuke had been in alot of pain.It was really hurting me to see him like that.He
had done some messed up shit, but he was still my friend and I hated to see him suffer.(Besides if someone was going to make him hurt it was gonna be me.I was gonna shove my foot sooo far up his ass
the sweat from my knee would quench his thirst!!DATEBAYO!!!)So I asked Tsunade Baa-chan if there
was anything stronger she could give him.She then proceeded to tell me(at great length)about this wonderful new miracle-drug that could heal any wound, and regenerate a person's stamina in mere minutes.I then stared at her for several akward silence filled moments as if to say, wtf! why didn't you say
something about this sooner.She got the messege, and after a few seconds she ran off embaressed, muttering to herself.
A few minutes later she returned with a jar containing a really funky smelling paste.
Hold out your finger naruto, she stated coyly.I looked at her in mistrust(which I had every right to!)
Great, now stick your finger under sasuke's nose and let him get a good whiff.She practicly ordered
after she coated my finger with a thick layer of the stink infested goop.
Are you insane!This stuff smells like shit!(and it did)There is no way in hell I'm getting anywhere near
anyone's face with this crap, escpecially someone that's sick!What is this stuff!It's all icky!
Toad mucus, stated Tsunade like it was no big deal.
WHUU!!!!PSYCOPATH!!!
Just shut up and do it, dumbass!!She screatched, smacking me in the back of the head.
Fine....bitch.OOOWWW!!!!
After I gave him a good whiff, it didn't take long for him to start to feel better.(muuuch better!)Moments after he woke up he started acting wierd(or horrifing)His normally stoic self was replaced
with a stearry eyed pervert.
He almost out of nowhere started giggling like a mad man.After afew seconds he jumped,out of his bed
and began to..to..hug me.He started touching my face,in a high pitched voice saying I like you.Now
make me a sammich.I like tacos.He then jumped out of his bed and out of the room.Running down the hall squealing like a madman.It took a while for my brain to catch up with what my eyes had just seen. I sat silently in horror for the next few seconds.
"Oh, shit!I've got to catch his strungout ass!"I chased a now butt naked sasuke down the hall of the hospital, and into the village.Leaving a stunned Tsunade behind.(not to mention many confused and slightly disurbed onlookers)
Sasuke was fast, he would have been hard to catch if he hadn't stopped whenever he saw someone he
knew to jiggle them a better look.Terrified parents sheilded their children's eyes as the man declaring himself LEMMIWINKS ran stark naked through the streets, giggling in fits of his temporary insanity.
I ended up catching him on accident.My belt buckle had somehow come loose sending me tripping over my fallen pants, mid-jump, square on sasuke's luscious rump.
////End flash back///
-----------------------------------------------------------------
He was getting hot just thinking about it.Envisioning sasuke's arms wrapped around him, naked, and...smiling.
Sasuke didn't remember what he'd done when he woke up. It was labelled a prank and never to be spoken of again.All evidence of the incedent was destroyed.It was and would remain an empty page in the history books of konohagakure.
Naruto missed his fool.Yes, a fool that is what he was, for thinking that he was alone.That he didn't have anyone to rely on exept himself.It made him rot inside.Even being near his beloved burgundy stained angel was not enough to sate his emptying insides.
'I want to go home."
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