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His Finale.

By: ZeroFalcon
folder Naruto › General
Rating: Adult +
Chapters: 3
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Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
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The Mission.

Chapter 2 – The Mission.

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Another tame chapter.

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The day did not start good, for any of them. Arashi Uzumaki, the Yondaime, was stuck in his office all day. And this time he had no choice in the matter. A squad of jounins, all ex-ANBU members, should be back any time today, with important information. There had been all sorts of rumors of villages being attacked. Arashi was normally a patient person, except in a few cases, this being one of them. Bored, he let out a sigh, and began to do some paperwork. “Damnit.” The Yellow Flash muttered to himself.

Kakashi’s morning, started a bit...oddly. There was a squirrel in his room. A squirrel wearing a Konoha Ninja headband. This ninja squirrel was holding all of Kakashi’s masks. Kakashi started blinking for a few minutes before trying to dive tackle the Ninja squirrel. Unfortunately, for the young jounin, the squirrel made some chittering noises and disappeared in a puff of smoke. The silver haired boy hit his dresser harder. “Damnit.” He muttered as he rubbed his head and began to get changed

And Rin. Poor Rin. She was just having one of those mornings. You know, where just about everything goes wrong. Her cat managed to turn off her alarm in the middle of the night and she overslept. Her wake up call was falling off her bed, onto the cold, hard, and very unforgiving floor, face first. The unlucky one than somehow manage to run into five different doors, the last one being opened and slammed into her face, before making it to the shower. Which had no hot water at all, it was icy cold. Which Rin hated. Somehow she managed to make in it into her room with out getting hurt. “Damnit.” She muttered as she got changed and ran out the door, putting her headband on, on the way to the where she was to meet Kakashi.

And amazingly enough, albeit a bit predictable, the medical ninja had managed to get there before Kakashi. She had a few minutes to compose herself till a certain young bishie came strolling up to the area, causing the young girl’s jaw to drop. Kakashi was handsome with his mask, but he was drop dead hot without it. Well for his age at least. “Yo.” The bishie said, rubbing his cheeks a bit, “Sorry I’m late, but without my mask, women keep pinching my cheeks.” He said.

Rin snapped out of the bishie induced daze and said, “Heh, it’s alright. Hmmm...? Your cheeks are pretty red; did you get in a fight or something?”

Kakashi opened his mouth to say something, when the Gods decided on something. They decided a physical demonstration would be better than a verbal one. A young woman, walked over to Kakashi, and pinched his left cheek hard. “AW! Aren’t you the cutest little thing ever! ” The pinchy redhead heaved a sigh, “If only you were older.” She mused before walking away, leaving an embarrassed Kakashi rubbing his cheek.

“That’s why.” He muttered. “And that’s why I wear a mask...Lets just get this mission over with.”

Rin giggled, and asked, “This is more of an errand than a mission, Kakashi. So what do we have to get.”

The young Copy-ninja took out the paper, and said. “Hmm, let’s see. Two watermelons, a bunch of fruits and veggies, basically two of every type of baby food, a quart of milk, a couple of sticks of butter, twenty different types of Ramen.” Kakashi than flipped the paper around, “Keep the receipt and wait at hi house, with Mrs. Uzumaki, till he comes back.” He said and both of them looked down at the ground.

Mrs. Uzumaki, the woman was no longer in the best of conditions. During her pregnancy she had almost died three times. And when she finally gave birth, she nearly died of blood loss. And her condition has not gotten any better. She no longer looked like an ex-ANBU captain. She looked like a weak little girl.

Rin looked up and smiled cheerily. “You know Kakashi, this could almost be considered a date!” The medical ninja said, and grabbed the blushing Kakashi’s hand, and dragged him into the supermarket.

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Meanwhile, at the Hokage office, the Yondaime was bored. He had finished all the paper work and was entertaining himself by stabbing the desk, between his fingers, with a kunai. Being a Hokage was pretty damn boring at times.

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Back with Kakashi and Rin, after finally getting Kakashi away from the woman in the super market, made there way to the Uzumaki house. As soon as they opened and went into the house, a crying sound was heard. A shrill, loud one. “That baby has got some lungs.” Rin muttered as Kakashi and her Dumped the bags of groceries on the ground, as a blonde hair woman, in a pink kimono with flames decorating it, using the wall to brace her self, walked into the hallway. “HEY!” Rin yelled out, waving, before running towards the woman.

The blue eyed woman smiled softly and said. “Hello...You’re...Rin and Kakashi right?”

Rin nodded and grabbed the Mrs. Uzumaki by the hand, “And you are supposed to be in bed resting. Now scoot! Me and Kakashi will take care of the baby. Don’t you worry about a thing!” She said beaming, and dragged the protesting woman back to her bedroom and closed the door.

Kakashi, sighed and rolled his visible eye, and went to the room that the crying was coming from. “...It doesn’t smell...that is a plus.” He said before looking down at the screaming child and picked him up, walked over to the changing table, put him on it, and undid the diaper, balling it and throwing it out. “This isn’t...so bad.” He muttered before, baby Naruto made a weird face. Like a plan was coming to fruition. And than it happened. Baby boys are notorious for there aim. Kakashi’s headband, shirt, and pants were hit by a yellow stream. “GAH!” Kakashi said out loud before muttering something under his breath. Naruto just started giggling and sort of clapped his hands. There was a sigh and Kakashi started to finish the job.

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Back with the Yondaime, who had fallen asleep at his desk from sheer boredom. A single, raven haired woman, came into the office, kneeled down, and cleared his throat. “Lord Hokage...” She said loudly.

Arashi awoke with a snort and rubbed the back of his head sheepishly. “Sorry about that...So...Report what you found.” He said his face and posture getting serious.

To be continued.

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Heh, not much with the Yondaime in this chapter. I actually had a reason for this. Well besides having a mask less Kakashi and humor. Besides seeing Kakashi trying to take care of a baby makes me chuckle. But yeah, next chapter or more should reveal more. And something interesting is going to be revealed too. I do not hate Rin at all, I really wish there was more on her. And Kakashi, even as a baby, Naruto causes problems and stress for him. :P

Warning, the beginning of the next chapter is NOT so tame.

And yes. The squirrel that stole Kakashi’s masks is related to the one with the explosion tag in the chunnin exams.

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Whoops! I forgot to do the reviews!

animehead - Thanks! ^.^ I was orginally going to have this basicly be following Yondy, You know all of his nicknames/titles start with the letter Y, odd, but its going to change a bit. It will still be about Yondaime but not fully...

See ya all next update! :D
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