My Yaoi-est Things
folder
Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
2
Views:
878
Reviews:
11
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Category:
Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
2
Views:
878
Reviews:
11
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Version 2.0
Alright...I can hear it already: she did this once already! But, I couldn't help myself!
This is version 2.0 with some of the lyrics changed and a couple of new verses added. I need serious professional help because the song is officially stuck in my head.
Remember, sing it the Sound of Music song "My Favorite Things" (which I still don't own, dammit!).
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Jealous Uchiha and cute dobe whiskers,
Fan girls who scream and gasp as they whisper
About naked boys who cause noses to bleed,
These are the best of my yaoi-est dreams.
Sasuke’s a teme but oh how we love him!
When he’s the seme or uke (that’s on bottom),
Just be sure you give the lube a good squeeze;
These are the best of my yaoi-est dreams.
Naruto’s a cutie and we want to see him wrapped
In the arms of the man who deserves him.
All that we ask from Heaven above,
Promise us, please, no Sakura love!
When work sucks,
When class drags,
When the Internet’s slow,
Go read someone else’s yaoi-est dreams
Or better still yet, create your own!
Boy love is greatest when you just add water;
Love scenes like that make yaoi girls hotter.
Just be sure that you review often please,
These are the best of my yaoi-est dreams.
Bishies are sweetest and WAFF’s can be fun,
M-preg means HE’S got a bun in the oven.
Citrus and limes and more lemons please;
These are the best of my yaoi-est dreams.
When work sucks,
When class drags,
When the Internet’s slow,
Go read someone else’s yaoi-est dreams
Or better still yet, create your own!
*****************************************************************************************
Please read both and vote for your favorite version by reviewing.
Hey T. W. tell me what you think 'cause I did it to...uh, for you.
This is version 2.0 with some of the lyrics changed and a couple of new verses added. I need serious professional help because the song is officially stuck in my head.
Remember, sing it the Sound of Music song "My Favorite Things" (which I still don't own, dammit!).
*****************************************************************************************
Jealous Uchiha and cute dobe whiskers,
Fan girls who scream and gasp as they whisper
About naked boys who cause noses to bleed,
These are the best of my yaoi-est dreams.
Sasuke’s a teme but oh how we love him!
When he’s the seme or uke (that’s on bottom),
Just be sure you give the lube a good squeeze;
These are the best of my yaoi-est dreams.
Naruto’s a cutie and we want to see him wrapped
In the arms of the man who deserves him.
All that we ask from Heaven above,
Promise us, please, no Sakura love!
When work sucks,
When class drags,
When the Internet’s slow,
Go read someone else’s yaoi-est dreams
Or better still yet, create your own!
Boy love is greatest when you just add water;
Love scenes like that make yaoi girls hotter.
Just be sure that you review often please,
These are the best of my yaoi-est dreams.
Bishies are sweetest and WAFF’s can be fun,
M-preg means HE’S got a bun in the oven.
Citrus and limes and more lemons please;
These are the best of my yaoi-est dreams.
When work sucks,
When class drags,
When the Internet’s slow,
Go read someone else’s yaoi-est dreams
Or better still yet, create your own!
*****************************************************************************************
Please read both and vote for your favorite version by reviewing.
Hey T. W. tell me what you think 'cause I did it to...uh, for you.