Can I See Your Package

Can I See Your Package?
Part 2

Warning: Crack-fic, sex, ooc-ness for some, character bashing on most, attempted molestation, some voyeurism, usual crack stuff, not meant to offend

Pairings: Lee/Gaara, Sasuke/Naruto, Shino/Kiba, Shika/Chouji one sided Neji/Lee, Sakura/Lee, TenTen/Lee.


Gaara smirked as he pushed Lee to the bed. Hell he may be the uke in the relationship but he wasn’t going to just sit around and make Lee do all the work.. Lee smiled as Gaara climbed over him and gripped the red head’s hips tightly. It wasn’t every day they got to spend time together living in different villages and what not so for them, when they did see each other, it was basically sexing each other and sleep, sometimes if they wanted they ate. So to say Gaara wasn’t a little aggravated at what had transpired earlier in the day was a bit of an understatement. He had been wanting to see Lee for three weeks, three long weeks, so when he arrived at Konoha just to be invited to go to the baths with ~everyone~, he was a little pissed. Then of course the whole incident happened there and now everyone knew just how much man meat Lee actually had. Gaara was pissed about that too, how dare they all stare at ~his~ pleasure giver! Gaara was snapped out of his thoughts when Lee dragged him down and kissed him passionately.

“C’mon baby, I know what you’re thinking. Don’t worry bout them, while it was embarrassing and they did see it, it belongs to you and you know it.” Gaara smirked and reached down under Lee’s robe. When they had arrived home they just decided to put robes on instead of getting dressed again. Hell they knew the clothes were just coming off anyway. As Gaara leaned down to kiss his love again he grabbed Lee’s cock. He groaned as he felt it grow erect in his hand. Gaara admitted it every time he saw Lee’s gorgeous flesh, he was the biggest cock-hungry slut, well only for Lee’s ‘ginormous’ cock. Gaara sat on Lee’s thighs and ripped the robe open.
He moaned at the pure size of it.

“God Lee I want you to fuck me right now!” Lee smirked as Gaara tore his own robe practically in half. When Gaara wanted something, he got it no matte what. So when he dived down and began licking Lee’s dick like his favorite lollipop, Lee couldn’t help but choke down a scream. God, the red head was good with his tongue. Gaara moaned around the girth, saliva dripping down the side of his mouth as he sucked harder. It always amazed Lee how good Gaara was at taking his member. Lee gripped at Gaara’s hair and grunted as Gaara ran his teeth down his member, when Gaara got too excited he usually got violent. Not that Lee really minded. Finally Gaara pulled away and wiped his lips. He quickly straddled Lee only to have the black haired boy stop him. Lee was breathing heavily as he looked up at Gaara.

“Holy shit baby, we have to prepare you...” Gaara glared and leaned down biting Lee’s neck, marking his territory once again.

“Fuck that, and fuck me now, or do I have to finish this myself!” Lee shook his head quickly, knowing that Gaara would go get one of the toys he had and force Lee to watch him get off while Lee suffered a huge hard on for the next three hours. It had happened before, god he was so whipped.

“N-no, no, it’s ok, I just don’t want to hurt you...” Gaara smiled as he thrust his hips into his lovers.

“You won’t. Now let’s continue shall we?” Lee nodded as Gaara gripped his erection tightly then slowly he settled onto it. Lee groaned as the tight heat swallowed him whole. Gaara whimpered as he was stretched to accommodate Lee’s length. It was harsh and he could feel the pain run up and down his spine, fuck it hurt, but it was so good at the same time. Gaara growled and slammed down, screaming as he did so, his whole body shaking with pain. “Fuck!” Lee closed his eyes as Gaara didn’t even give himself time to get used to the feeling as he started moving up and down. He braced himself on Lee’s chest as he moved, his eyes tearing. Lee opened his eyes as a tear hit his nose. Gaara was slumped over him his arms shaking from keeping himself held up. “Feels so good Lee...” Lee could never understand how Gaara could do that to himself but he was not about to let Gaara suffer longer than necessary. Lee sat up forcing Gaara’s legs around his waist. Gaara nuzzled Lee’s neck.

“Are you alright baby?” Gaara moaned as he nibbled Lee’s shoulder.

“Oh yeah love, move, now!” Lee didn’t need to be asked again as he thrust up into Gaara’s heat over and over. He heard the sand-nin mumbling against his neck knowing that it was probably commands that he won’t remember having said once he climax’s.

It didn’t last long as they moved together, Lee didn’t even have to touch Gaara’s member. Gaara’s incoherent mutters turning louder as Lee hit his prostate over an over. Gaara came all over their stomachs practically screaming, and as his muscles tightened , Lee bit Gaara’s neck showing his own dominance as he came. They both fell to the bed in a heap of cum and sweat. Gaara gripping onto Lee’s neck as they snuggled together.

“Lee?” Lee’s eyes which were closed, slowly opened to see Gaara smiling tiredly, his aqua eyes hidden behind his eyelids and long eyelashes.

“Yes my love?” Gaara yawned and snuggled closer.

“You do know that Neji and Kiba are outside don’t you?” Lee’s eye widened and he sat up to look out the window. Gaara laughed and pulled Lee back down.

“Don’t worry love, I’ve dealt with them, go to sleep.” Lee gulped and nodded, he was not about to question the evil grin.


Outside Neji and Kiba were thrashing in the sand that was holding them down. There mouths were covered so their mumbles weren’t heard. It was then that Kankuro walked by and looked at the two struggling boys. He smirked.

“Good job dumbasses, did you really think Gaara would let you watch them fuck?” Suddenly the sand dropped away and both boys coughed. Kankuro knew Gaara was asleep.

“But, but he did!” Neji nodded as he stood up. Kankuro smirked, Gaara was such a slut sometimes. “That was fucking hot...sorry I need to go uh...walk Akamaru, see ya guys later!”
Neji turned to look back in the room when Kankuro smacked him in the head.

“Get over it man, they aren’t going to let you join.” Kankuro rolled his eyes and walked away, he had better things to do then deal with everyone’s infatuation for Lee’s penis. Neji on the other hand was perving in the window and again was attacked by sand. Inside Gaara was laughing into Lee’s neck.

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The next day Lee was walking to his normal training place. Poor Gaara wouldn’t be walking the rest of the day so Lee decided to do his second favorite thing, his first being Gaara of course. As he was walking he could feel people watching him. Apparently word gets around fast. He blushed slightly as most eyes were directed to his spandex covered crotch. He was tempted to rip off his leotard so everyone could see it and just leave him alone, but then he thought better of it. Hell they’d probably just chase after him like Neji. The white eyed boy would not leave him alone, even with the sand burns on his arms and face the fucker wouldn’t give up. Lee was ready to run away from the prying eyes when he bumped into someone.

“Oh I’m sorry Sakura-chan! I was just heading off to.....Sakura?” Sakura was not staring at Lee’s crotch, no she ~better not~ be staring at his crotch. She had her chance and turned him down flat. “Sakura!” The pink haired girl was actually drooling! Lee rolled his eyes and stepped around her putting his hands protectively over his jewels.


“Ne, Lee-kun do you think maybe....” Lee shook his head and started running away screaming. Had everyone gone fucking ~mad~ ok so he could admit, he had an awesome penis, but seriously this was getting creepy. Neji was always practically up his ass trying to catch a peek, and now Kiba was chasing him around trying to see if Lee had taken anything to give him such a gift. Naruto had asked if it was because he trained with Gai-sensai. The only ones in the whole village to seem to mind there business was Shikamaru and Chouji. Then again Shikamaru was to lazy to probably care and Chouji well he was to nice to actually say anything. Plus the fact that Lee had heard them multiple times on the hill where they watched the clouds, seemed to be a good indication that they were happy. Lee finally reached his training area, he took a deep breathe and tried to focus on his stump when suddenly he was tackled to the ground by a pink blur.

“~TenTen~!?!” The girl giggled slightly.

“Hello Lee-kun! I heard the rumor going on about you, is it true? Can I see it?!” Lee’s eyes damn near bugged out of his head. He pushed her off and stood up. He began to scream out.

“What the hell is wrong with you people! Why is everyone in this goddamn village so fucking infatuated with my ~PENIS!~” Lee was breathing heavily as TenTen stared at him from the ground. Suddenly there were hearts in the brunets eyes.

“Oh Lee, you are so ~manly!~ Lee’s jaw dropped and it hit him harder then it probably should. He fell to his knees and began to cry.

“You people are all psycho! Why won’t you leave me and my beast alone!!”

“Is that why you’re called the beautiful green beast??” Lee looked up at TenTen who was smiling. Lee wiped his tears away and stood up nodding. He couldn’t do this by himself. He needed help, and while usually he’d just tell Gaara who would just kill everyone, he didn’t want to kill his entire village since there were still a few people who hadn’t tried to lick his balls yet. So he needed someone to help him get away from these crazy penis fiends. And he knew just the person to see...


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TBC... hehehe kind f a cliffhanger...sorta but not really.