April Fools!

Chapter 2 – Sai the Prankster

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OH MY GOD! I updated again! And thanks to everyone that reviewed! You make me happy and want to write and stuff! :D

Anyways it’s time for the pranks.

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At 12 AM the Nintendo DS underneath Sai’s pillow went off, waking him up. A smile came across his face as he silently got out of bed, clad only in blue boxers.

Quickly throwing on a dark blue long sleeved shirt and a pair of back sweat pants, he grabbed a small bag, quickly opening it to make sure all of his tools: Lock picks, permanent markers, paint, trash bags, a pink thong, and a few other odds an ends. Every thing was there and with that he left the Uchiha mansion.

4 hours later he made it back the mansion, and dumped the full garbage bags into an unused room. He fought the urge to laugh evilly; he still had to get his cousins. He sat down and thought before the idea came to him, He took out a bottle of glue and markers that are used to write on car windshields.

He gave out an evil chuckle as he made his way outside, where Itachi’s Viper was. He took the marker and Wrote in big block letters, “THE PENIS MOBLIE!” on the rear window.

Snickering, he went back to the room he and Sasuke shared and took the one thing that Sasuke hated to wear in public, a pair of black glasses. Sasuke refused to wear him out of his house, they just didn’t look right on him, he said. Taking the bottle of glue, he put a few squirts of glue on them and placed them on Sasuke’s face.

Sai went to his laptop, and quickly uploaded a few pictures, created a new email account, and sent an email with said picture attached. He quickly shut down his laptop and closed it.

Sai striped again, and went back to bed smirking. The only thing he regretted was that he was not going to be there when the others woke up.

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The Hyuuga Mansion

Like always, Neji awoke five minutes before his alarm clock went off. He stretched and gave out a yawn, before turning his alarm off. He felt some tape and paper on his chest, and simply pulled it off and read it.

“If you do not want embarrassing pictures sent to both the school’s newspaper and to your fangirls and fanboys, you’ll have a make-out session with Naruto Uzumaki, before school, when your entire group gets there. You’ll get the negatives afterwards.

PS. Check your email if you don’t believe me.”

And the normally rational Hyuuga ran to his computer and logged onto his email account. And his mouth dropped at what he saw. Three pictures each labeled to where they would go. The first one said, to the newspaper and fans, it was a picture of Neji sleeping and sucking his thumb. The second picture was labeled, to the newspaper, and there was a wet circle on his boxers, making it look like he still wet the bed. And the third was labeled for the fans, a picture of Neji’s cock. And there was a message underneath all the pictures.

“I have a lot more and a lot worse pictures...”

If these got out he not only would his reputation be ruined, he would probably be raped by his fans in the middle of class! He would have to do what the mysterious man told him to do.

With a mournful sigh, he went and got showered and put on a white polo and a pair of khaki shorts.

Meanwhile with Hinata, she had been staring at a note for the past ten minutes.

“If you don’t want Neji’s and your secrets out, you’ll show some skin today.”

Hinata face was beet red, as she brushed out her hair, and put on her outfit for the day. A sleeveless, pink shirt that was a bit small for her and short blue jeans.

It was going to be a LONG day at school.

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At Kiba’s House.

The dog boy awoke to Akamaru’s loud barking. Getting out of bed, he just put on a black t-shirt with the words, “If I said ‘You have a nice body.’ Would you hold it against me?” And a pair of Jeans. He had showered the night before.

He walked out of his room...and was soon attacked by Akamaru and the rest of the dogs in the house. A scream of bloody murder erupted from his throat as he ran out of the house, and to where Hyuuga limo would pick him up. The dogs in the neighborhood were barking like crazy. He stood there panting and smelling the air a bit, when a smell reached him.

He sniffed his arms, and realized something. He, Kiba Inuzuka, the infamous dog lover, smelt like a cat. And that ment certain death in his house.

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At Choji’s House

It twas a very said day for Choji. He was wearing his favorite blue t-shirt with the Pringles face on it and a pair of Cargo shorts on. All the potatoes chips and pancakes, the only thing Choji would eat for breakfast nowadays where gone.

It made our favorite big boned, boy very sad. He dragged himself to the spot to meet up with Kiba and the others, hoping that one of them would have some chips for him to eat.

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At Ino’s House

Ino stepped out of the shower, and dried off before putting on her sleeveless, purple shirt and pair of light blue, worn jeans. She grabbed a purple scrunchie as she put hair into a ponytail, and faced the mirror to see how she looked.

She let out a loud, shrill scream. All over her face where scribbles, in what to seem to be permanent marker. She had scrubbed her face pretty hard in the shower, and the marks barely looked like they began to fade.

She thought of skipping school, but...that would mean Sakura would beat her! She would not let her best friend top her in anything! With a dejected sigh she walked outside and towards the spot.

Maybe the scribbles will make people not prank her today.

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With Shino

There was only one thing in the world that would make Shino panic. One thing that would make him tear up his room.

His sunglasses were missing. He needed those sunglasses to stay calm, cool, and collected.

He loved those things more than he loved his insects.

Besides he didn’t like the sun that much.

After 10 minutes of searching, there was only one conclusion.

They were gone forever.

Shino was going to have to hospitalize the first person to piss him up, it seemed.

With a glare at the sun, the white T-shirt and gym short claded, boy went to the spot.

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Rock Lee’s house

Rock Lee, dressed in a green T-shirt and black Gym shorts smiled at the bottle he put in his brown paper bag lunched.

Nothing seemingly had happened to him.

He skipped off to meet the others at the spot.

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And Tenten

Another one who decided to shower at night instead of in the morning.

Tenten, had also put her hair up the night before, all she had to do was get dressed, which is what she did. Putting on a Pink T-Shirt and a pair of black pants.

Seemingly nothing had happened to her either. So she assumed. If only she looked in the mirror, she would have seen her face was painted like a clowns, using clown make up.

It’ll take quite a bit to get that junk off.

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With Shikamaru

Shikamaru was at the spot, with an unlit cigarette in his mouth when the others came up to him. He lifted his lighter to the cigarette...and nothing happened. He kept trying to light his smoke. “Tch...troublesome.” He said as he threw the empty Lighter at Kiba’s head.

“What was that for!?” Kiba glared at Shika.

“Shut it, Dog Fag!” Shika yelled uncharacteristically at the Dog boy, very pissed off that he did not get his smoke. He didn’t smoke a pack a day or anything, but if he didn’t get the few cigs he did smoke in, he was a bitch.

Ino thought of saying something to them but than Tenten appeared...AND everyone just stared. “Tenten...hunny?”

“Yeah?” The young woman asked.

“Who did your makeup?”

“What do you mean? I don’t wear make up...” Tenten asked obliviously as the Limo pulled up, and the doors opened for them.

“One second...” Ino muttered as they all crowded into the limo and the guys got nosebleeds from Hinata, who began to blush even more furiously. It looked like her head was about to explode. Neji just sat there in, indifference.

Ino pulled out a compact mirror and gave it to Tenten. “WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?” She shrieked out as she saw she looked like a clown. She licked her hand and tried to rub it off.

It wouldn’t come off.

She looked like she was about ready to cry.

It was going to be a loooooooooooooooong day.

And most of the people in that limo looked ready to kill people or die...Except for Lee; he was just humming merrily to himself. He took his drink out his paper bag and took a sip from it. A rosy tint appeared on his cheeks, “Hmm...It tastes funny...” He said, his voiced a little slurred.

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At the Momochi and Hyoton house

Zabuza really didn’t have it that bad.

He just had a bunch of bandages wrapped around his mouth and glued so he couldn’t get it off. All it ment was that he couldn’t make out with random people today. Oh well. Maybe it was for the best

WHAT was he thinking! HE lived to do that! Just like he lived to “molest” the younger kids in the group he hanged out with! Which was everyone else in it. He was a very sad senior. He put on a tight Sleeveless black T-shirt and a Pair of Faded grey sweat pants and made his way to the car, waiting for his little, “brother” to finish getting ready. Haku was adopted. He spent just as much time as a girl did in the bathroom, which annoyed Zabuza a lot.

Speaking of Haku, he was currently dancing around in his room to Smash Mouth, All Star!

He was dressed, in a blue T-shirt that read “If I bit my lip. Would you kiss it better?” He also had a pair of baggy jeans on and he had put his hair into a simple ponytail.

He spun around and faced the mirror and saw his hair for the first time that morning.

It was Bright blue.

Not Brown.

Bright Blue.

And Haku let out an earsplitting scream. “MY HAIR! DOES HAKU HAVE TO STRANGLE A BITCH!?” He screamed to no one in particular, as he stormed down to the car and slammed it shut.

“Haku...When did you...”

“SHOVE IT BANDAGE BOY! Now drive!”

With that Zabuza decided it would be safer to drive. He might get strangled with Hair if he didn’t

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At the Sabaku Mansion

Gaara was screaming and crying. His favorite childhood teddy bear, Mr. Fluffy Fuffles McFlufferson, was seemingly torn to shreds.

Temari and Kankuro came rushing in. Temari wearing a White T shirt and a blue long skirt. And on her head was a pair of Raccoon ears stuck on, with Spirit Gum and fan super glued to the back to her hand.

Kankuro had on a black T-Shirt and a pair of faded blue jeans with a few rips in them. And Spirit gummed to his head was a black hood with two ears pointing up. He loathed it.

Some consoling later and Gaara was dressed, with a promise of getting a new Teddy bear, He was dressed in a mauve shirt, and gym shorts.

They all piled into Temari’s car and went off to school, peeved off.

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At the Uzumaki house

Naruto was awoken by a slap on the mouth. “Kyuuuu!” Naruto whined.

“Wake up on time than, dumbass.” Came the answer from the older boy, with reddish orange hair and red eyes.

“You know! Why can’t you be more like Sasuke’s older brother, and be nice?” Naruto grumbled out, as he pushed the college boy off him.

“Alright...I’ll try.” Kyu said and left the room. “You might want to hurry; Aunty Tsunade doesn’t want to be late today.”

Naruto mumbled something unflattering out, and got out of bed, he threw on an orange t-shirt with a red spiral on it and a pair of brown Khaki pants. He wasn’t in the mood to hear Tsunade rant, about breaking the Dress Code. It sucked to have the principal as his guardian, most of the time at school.

“Coffee...” Naruto muttered as he spiked up his Blonde hair. And saw something written across his forehead. He had a talent, he could read things backwards, and he twitched at what was written in Sai’s handwriting, “I Love The Cock!” He tried to scrub it off, and to his dismay, he found out it wasn’t coming off. Damn permanent markers.

Instead he just grabbed his blue bandana, and tied it, easily hiding the writing. He jumped down stairs. “Coffee…” He said again and poured himself a glass, took a sip, and than spat it out. “DECAF?!”

“It’s all we have brat...and take your bandana off, you know your not suppose to have that on. OR do you want me to suspend you again.” Tsunade commanded, as she threw a pop tart at the blonde who caught it and took a bite. Jiraiya just sipped at the evil decaf coffee and quirked an eyebrow at Naruto. He was normally good about that too.

Naruto gave out a whine, and said “Don’t laugh...” He muttered as he took it off.

Jiraiya did a spit take and the two of roared with laughter. “Put...Hahahahahahhaha...it back on...” Tsunade said. “So...hehehehehe...seems like,” giggle, “Sai had his way with your forehead...eh brat?”

Tsunade knew the hand writing of just about everyone in that Naruto knew.

Naruto’s cell phone rang, “Naruto, the sexy pimp speaking...awwwwwwwwwwww Sakura no need to yell! Hmm alright alright...we’ll pick you up.” With that Naruto hung up his Cell phone. “Uhhh Granny Tsunade.” A spoon hit Naruto in the middle of his forehead. “Well you’re old enough to be!” He snapped. He needed his coffee black and full of caffeine. “We need to pick up Sakura...So I guess we should leave now?”

Tsunade sighed, “Sure sure.” And gave Jiraiya a small kiss on the cheek.

“Have a good day at School, and make sure to bring your boyfriend home!” Jiraiya said chuckling. He loved teasing his two nephews/charges.

Naruto gave him the Naruto version of the Uchiha Glare.

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At Sakura’s house

She hang up her cell phone and STARED at the outfit in front of her. All of her clothes were missing, except for her Halloween Costume. She had dressed up as a catholic school Girl. White button up t-shirt, a short plaid skirt, white high socks, and white heels.

And it was all she had to wear. But she couldn’t miss a day of school! That would mean Ino would beat her than! AND that couldn’t happen. She gritted her teeth and put the outfit on. And waited at the front door for Naruto and Tsunade to come by.

A few minutes later the door bell rang and she looked out the peephole and saw it was Naruto. She slammed open the door and raced to Tsunade’s van. “Hi Principal Tsunade!” She said, as a confused Naruto got in the seat next to her.

“You don’t need to be so formal out of school Sa...ku...ra...What the hell are you wearing?” Tsunade asked.

Naruto was currently suffering a huge nose bleed and trying to get it under control.

“Somebody broke in and stole all my clothes except this!” Sakura muttered out. “And I didn’t want to be seen in the neighborhood with this on.”

The rest of the way to School was done in silence.

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At the Uchiha’s

Sasuke woke up. Sasuke took a shower, and then he realized that he had glasses on in the showers. “Oh…fuck! Today is April 1st!”

And he stepped out, and new it was too late to warn the others.

Sai was infamous for his pranks on today.

He managed, last year, to get his brother to wear only a thong all day. He was a master at these types of things.

“SAI!” He screamed out as he tried to take his glasses and felt his skin pull with it.

Growling evilly, he put on a blue T-shirt and black gym shorts. Oh he will get him back. He began to plan as he went down the stairs, Itachi shoving a bagel in his mouth as Sai, the evil little bastard, was eating some toast. “Finish that in the car, you’ll be late for school.” Itachi said as he dragged the two, to his viper, not noticing the writing on the back.

Sasuke amused himself by trying to give Sai a dead arm and a dead leg, the entire trip.

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So basically what just happened? We have a lot of pissed off People. Poor Sai...I hope he has a will written out...Well...its not his fault just about everyone was heavy sleepers.

I would like to say, getting glued on glasses off your face is not fun, and can be very painful if you try to yank them off.

So the next chapter will either be later tonight or tomorrow morning, depends on if I feel like writing more.