Welcome to the Island of Beautiful Men

Chapter Warnings: Resurrection of a dead character

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Haku groaned as the warm rays of the mid-morning sun probed at his closed eyelids, creating a dark, orange glow before his eyes. He felt water wash through his hair and wet the back of his head and shoulders before it receded then christened him again. He heard the sound of the surf and the cawing of seagulls from the distance and he vaguely wondered, if Heaven had an ocean as the scent of salty sea-spry wafted into his nostrils.

His eyelids fluttered open and his brown eyes took in the blurred faces looking down on him but when his vision sharpened upon the surprised, yet familiar face, blotting out the harsh, white sun he felt remorse and happiness all at once.

‘Naruto’s died and is in Heaven with me, now,’ he thought with a smile but when the blond screeched his name, the sound, loud as a fog-horn, dispersed his unconscious haze and he bolted upright into a sitting position.

“Na-Naruto-kun?” he asked as he looked around at the other two men that he was sure had to be angels.

“Haku! It is you,” Naruto exclaimed and fell to his knees so he could throw his arms around the other boy’s neck. “I’m so glad you’re alive!”

Alive?

Haku stiffened in his arms and pushed the other boy away at an arm’s length. What did he mean alive? “Wh-where’s Zabuza-san?” he asked, taking another look at the men around him just in case he’d missed him.

“Eh? Oh you mean that guy, well he’s not here,” Naruto supplied. “So far it’s just me, Sasuke, Itachi, Iruka-sensei and Kakashi-sensei,” he said as he counted them off on his fingers.

“Are you all right?” Iruka asked and got down on one knee so he could inspect the boy and place his hand upon his forehead.

“I’m fine,” he stammered. He was only a little disoriented. “Where am I and…why are you dressed like that?” he asked, referring to their half-naked appearances.

“This is how we found ourselves when we woke up,” Kakashi said with a shrug, still slightly pissed that, whoever had taken their clothes had also taken his Icha-Icha Paradise book.

“Yeah, you’re dressed the same way too,” Naruto grinned and when Haku looked down he saw that he was, indeed, dressed identically. The only thing he had on was a pair of white beach shorts with a light blue, elastic waist-band and a palm tree printed on the lower part of the left trouser and the cool breeze that wafted between his thighs alerted him that he was going commando.

“Is…this some kind of joke?” and his voice shook slightly as he touched his face and arms, still doubting that he was somehow among the living once again, but when he placed his palm against his chest and felt his heart beating he knew he couldn’t deny it any longer.

“If it is, it’s not very funny,” Kakashi pouted while folding his arms over his chest and Iruka rolled his eyes at the other teacher who was throwing hissy fits over the loss of his book and face mask. By now the others had become used to his unbearably attractive appearance after looking at him for more than an hour but now that Haku saw him without it he was wearing the same expression the others did when they gazed upon his naked face for the first time.

“Yeah, it takes a little getting used to,” Iruka laughed when he saw the boy’s open-mouthed and wide-eyed expression but he had to turn his head away to hide the blush that was creeping along his cheeks.

Kakashi glowered under the unnecessary attention. Couldn’t the bastard that stranded him here at least leave him with his face mask, would at least that be too much to ask? The Jounin sighed and turned his back to the others but that really didn’t help matters much either now that they were presented with that wide, muscular expanse. “I’m going back to lie down,” he muttered from over his shoulder and went back to stretch out, face-down on the lounge-chair he’d occupied earlier.

Iruka left Naruto with his friend to help him settle in while he tried go and cheer his fellow teacher up and Naruto yelled for ‘Service’ while he brought Haku up to speed. “In answer to your first question,” he explained, “we don’t know exactly where we are yet. I was the first to arrive and after that, every hour, on the hour, a new person would wash up on the shore.”

“Iruka-sensei and Kakashi-sensei can’t explain it but apparently we can’t wield Chakra while on the island,” he added. “And whenever we tried walking across the water or even swimming away, our Chakra levels would drop dangerously low.”

Even with the power of the Kyuubi, Naruto couldn’t get very far and he almost drowned while trying to swim back, in fact he couldn’t even communicate with the fox demon and wasn’t sure if he had fallen into some sort of hibernation or just blocked by the same force that was blocking their Chakra.

“Don’t worry, it’s not so bad here,” he smiled. “There’s electricity, running water and all the amenities of home. We found some huts nearby and Iruka-sensei believes that this island may have been some kind of a resort, and it’s really weird ‘cuz the fridges are packed, there’s lots of food and the place is spotless as if someone’s been managing the property even though the place is deserted.”

“Be that as it may, Naruto-kun,” Haku replied, “you can’t expect that it will last, the food will run out or spoil eventually.”

“Yeah,” the boy agreed with a nod. “Everyone’s main concern was getting off the island at first,” Naruto admitted, “but with no responsibility and no missions it wouldn’t hurt to just think of it like a vacation.”

Obviously that was Naruto’s suggestion and he was the only person who shared that opinion but after four hours of the blonde’s whiny encouragements they caved and decided to at least get the most out of it.

When Haku’s countenance didn’t reciprocate the idea, Naruto poked him in the shoulder and grinned widely. “Trust me Haku, you’re going to love it here,” but there were two who were already hating every minute that passed while they were stranded and they were now standing behind Naruto after he’d summoned them.

“Can I take your order?”

The young brunette looked up at the source of that strained voice, ground out between clenched teeth and when his eyes landed on Sasuke and the tall boy next to him he almost choked on his saliva.

He thought wearing nothing but swim trunks was embarrassing enough but these two boys had to be humiliated in those tight black thongs with the large red heart in the middle of the crotch. They both wore a white butler’s collar with a red bowtie around their necks and matching cuffs around their wrists. Sasuke gripped his silver tray until his knuckles shone white but the other boy had his tucked his under his arm and the other one he rested lightly upon his hip as if he was not the least bit mortified by his new apparel even though he found it terribly uncomfortable.

“What took you so long, Sasuke-kuuun,” Naruto cooed and jumped up to his feet so he could give the youngest Uchiha his task. “Could you please get a glass of lemonade for our newest guest, chop chop!” he ordered in a very bossy, very authoritative tone of voice.

“Dammit, why don’t you make Itachi get it?” he growled and indicated to his brother standing next to him. “He hasn’t done squat since he showed up.”

“But I didn’t ask Itachi, I asked you,” Naruto chuckled.

“Look, the only reason you think you can get away with treating me like this is because I washed up dressed like…this,” he said with disgust. “But I’ve had enough of your crap so let’s see how you like it when I’m the one giving you orders.”

Naruto stepped back when Sasuke advanced upon him but his tracks were halted when his brother hooked a painted finger in the waistband of his trunks. “Give me your uniform, brother,” he drawled in that low voice of his.

“Dammit Itachi for the last time, I said ‘NO!’,” Sasuke yelled and tried to pull that hand away from the only item of clothing that stood between him and nudity.

“But your trunks are slightly bigger than mine,” he argued and tugged harder against the strap. “This one is too tight and chafes between my ass,” and Haku and Naruto sweat-dropped at the older Uchiha’s lack of subtlety.

“Tough luck!,” Sasuke spat and put more than enough distance between them after prying that finger free. “You think this is any more comfortable than yours?”

“There’s only one way to find out,” his brother replied easily.

“Yeah take it off,” Naruto hooted then slapped him lightly on the derriere. Sasuke bristled with ire and, in a fit of rage, swung his tray into Naruto’s face with a loud ‘CLANG’! Naruto sank to the ground and the Uchiha grinned smugly over his slumped form before tossing the tray, now indented with Naruto’s face, over one shoulder.

“Where are you going, brother?” Itachi asked when his sibling started to leave in a huff. “I’m going to see if I can find any other clothes on this God-forsaken island,” he spat without even looking back as he marched towards the huts.

‘Oh my!’ Haku gasped and stared with wide eyes at that firm, tight ass, clenching and unclenching with each irritated step the young Uchiha took and he quickly brought a hand to his nose to hide the blood that started to trickle out. He had to force himself to tear his eyes away, but not before the sight stirred a semi-hard erection within his pants. Haku quickly excused himself, saying that he was going to help Sasuke look for more appropriate clothing but was really trying to get away before anyone noticed the tent between his legs.

“Bastard,” Naruto muttered under his breath and rubbed at his forehead while getting groggily to his feet but he paused when he felt someone tug at the waist-band of his trunks.

“Naruto-kun, what size are you?” Itachi asked while looking down inside his pants to see the slightly lighter shade of skin the sun couldn’t reach.

“Uhh…size ten,” he answered, very perturbed that Sasuke’s older brother was peering down his trunks.

“Hmm,” and he seemed to ponder the response before giving his blatant command. “Give me your shorts, Naruto-kun!”

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“How is the next shipment coming along?” a sinister voice asked his accomplice as he checked one of the many monitors on the screen.

“The rest have been sedated and should arrive before tomorrow,” he replied. “I really think you should come to bed now, you’ve exhausted yourself using that forbidden jutsu to bring Haku back to life.”

“Ku ku ku ku,” he laughed as he watched Sasuke, digging through empty cupboards and drawers, from a hidden camera. “I can’t play with you right now,” he grinned wickedly when another screen showed Itachi trying to forcibly undress Naruto and Kakashi and Iruka rushing to his aid.

“…the fun is just beginning.”

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Our clothes sizes are measured differently where I’m from so I don’t really know if size 10 is too big or too small for a teenaged boy.