the pros

narator:as hianta called out her mystery lovers name michael reacted

in the real world

michael: someone called me in my head and its sounds so sweet
tylee: thats a good sign mike
david: she right yo
michael: i dont know where its coming from but i think its a girl
tylee: here since i can track who its coming from
tylee: .......... yes its coming from a girl a very pretty girl i mean a VERY pretty girl dang!
as michael sat there he called back out
michael: hinata

in kohana

hinata: huh?
neji:what
hinata: a man called out back
neji: well go tell naruto
hinata: right
she heads towards the hokage building
shikamaru: oh hey hinata
hinata: shikamaru i need to see naruto
shikamaru: head towards his office
hinata: thanks shika shika
shikamaru: i remember back then you used to call me that
hinata: i have been missing you since back then when we were gennin
shikamaru: me to
shikamaru and hinata leaned in for a kiss, then they connected, then pulled back
hinata: im sorry shikamaru but i-
shikamaru pulled in hinata back in for a very stronger kiss
shikamaru: now what were saying
hinata: im sorry shikamaru but i cant do this
shikamaru: ok but whoever this person is that your supposed to be in love with ever hurts you i swear to god i will kill him
hinata:thanks shikamaru
she knocks on narutos door
naruto:come in
she opens the door
hinata: um hey naruto-kun
naruto: saw you and shikamaru back there. looks like you were enjoying him back there hey
hinata:no it was just a little friend kiss thats all
naruto: what ever
shikamaru was listening in as hinata told naruto how good the kisses that they shared were
shikamaru:hinata i need you out here for a moment
hinata nodded and they both went out the door
hinata: be right back
hinata:ok shikamaru whats so important that you-oh
shikamaru slammed hinata against the wall and started to kiss hinata on the neck
hinata: shikamaru what the (bleep) are you (bleep)ing doing
shikamaru: hinata dont you see it i love you
hinata:huh
hinata sat there and spaced out she heard a song in her head
"
Seven o'clock in the morning
And the rays from the sun wakes me
I'm stretchin' and yawnin'
In a bed that don't belong to me
And a voice yells, "Good morning, darlin", from the bathroom
Then he comes out and kisses me
And to my surprise, he ain't you

Now I've got this dumb look on my face
Like, what have I done?
How could I be so stupid to be have laid here til the morning sun?
Must of lost the track of time
Oh, what was on my mind?
From the club, went to his home
Tried to get away but he was to strong"

inside she felt hurt as the man who kissing starts tugging with his teeth at her shirt
shikamaru sits up and looks at her and a song plays in his head
"I pull up, whip low in the Phantom
With the wheels spinnin'
Ladies like
That's that
I'm in the back of the club
Blowin' trees
Hands up, head bobbin' like
That's that
In the spot where the girls go wild
Dancing___ bar style
I'm like
That's that s
shikamaru (Hey)
getin some (Hey)
Let me hear you say
That's that


hinata cried out
hinata: shikamaru stop please
hinata: im sorry shikamaru but i have to do this
hinata got out a knife and stabbed him
naruto:hina- holy (bleep) what the (bleep)
hinata: naruto-kun you got to get me out of here
naruto:copyjutsu
shikamaru: uh... i ... uh...
shiakmaru passed out from all the bloodloss having to take him to sakuras office
when shikamaru woke up sakura had a fist soon in his face
sakura: what the (bleep) is wrong with you (bleep)hole god hurassing hinata-kun like that!
shikamaru: im sorry i thought
ino: you thought what you (bleep)
shikamaru: she loved me

back to mikes world

fred: uh michael i like need t go poo poo nacho hammerthingy yes evil tellatubbies
cheese: im on the commoricael tv taste funny
dora:HOLAH
mike: kids next door battle wait oh (bleep) that supid theme music cut it out jackson 5
michael jackson(hee hee triller!)
david:mike the evil tellatubbies are facing off against santas elves oh now that just some bull(bleep)
mike: that just some gay bull(bleep)
tylee: send in daxter
daxter: ahh wuz up doc
taylor:daxter go you have to get to the genaral eves house bernard
daxter:aduidence101@bet.com
jak:say what
daxter: uh nothing uh calling bernard daxter101 in ninerniner over
bernard:yes the fat man is down
daxter:10- 4
michael: pros lets go, go go go go go
michael:david you and taylor with me, tylee you with holygirl and sean come on
david: oh now this some jerry springger (bleep) right here yo
trevelle: mike listnen to the tellatubies
tellatubies: deck the halls with gasolina fa la la la la la la la la light it up and watch it gleam
tylee:ok sean you go with holy girl to the main shop aan d protect mrs.clause
sean:ggggggg unit
holy girl: glory to god
tylee:lightnig bolt
tellatubies: get the girl so we cantake her to azula
azula+zuko:They say I'm really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin' a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin' at my lump, lump.
You can look but you can't touch it,
If you touch it I'ma start some drama,
You don't want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don't pull on my hand boy,
You ain't my man, boy,
I'm just tryn'a dance boy,
And move my hump.

I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Let's spend time not money.
I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.

tylee:ok azula you going down
zuko:bring it on (bleep)
azula:stupid (bleep)

in kohana
hinata: well of course i love you silly
shikamaru: you do
hinata:yeah but not like that
shikamaru: why did you not tell me
hinata: did the cursing stabbing and bloodloss give a hint
shikamaru(thinking) how troublesome
hinata: thinking: shikamaru looks mad
i should give it a shot
inner hinata: no dont give in he just wants relation
michael(in her mind) inner hinata right girl he just wants to use you
inner hinata:hey sexy
michael:so thats what you think if me huh
hinata starts to blush
shikamaru:your thinking bout him arnt you
inner hinata: (bleep)yeah
hinata:yeah
hinata:uh i got to uh go to the bathroom
sakura:oh good i come with
hinata: o-oh no i-i think i g-got it
10 minutes later
sakura: hey why your face all red and flushed
hinata grins and says
hinata: somthing someone said made me touched
inner hinata: good one girlfriend
hinata:i have to go now bye
hinata raced back home, as soon as she got home she sat ean in to nejis arms and cried
neji: whats wrong lady hinata
hinata: shikamaru tried to molset me brother
neji:i will kill him the pervert
michael: little did he knoe it was the pervey sage who was molesting my girl
the real shikamaru walks into the office
naruto: hey wernt you supossed to be in bed
shikamaru: no why?
naruto:dont you remember?
then naruto told shikamaru what he the pervry sage did
shikamaru: I DID WHAT!!!!!!
naruto:yeah you hurt hinata real bad
shikamaru:what i dont like her like that
shikamaru thinking: oh man now i'll look like an idiot wait idiot jirayah
jirayah: this will be great for hent hent lovers
nurse:hent hent lovers what are you talk- wait a sec
just then he dissapered
nurse: i have to tell naruto