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Akatsuki Chatroom

By: Hasu
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Akatsuki Chatroom v1.2

AKATSUKI CHATROOM v1.2

Hidan has logged on
Zetsu has logged on

Hidan: hay asshole.
Zetsu: What's with the attitude?
Hidan: I heard what you did to Dei-chan.
Zetsu: That bitch was squealing loud enough everyone heard it.
Hidan: Ass.
Zetsu: Go to hell and burn.

Itachi has logged on

Itachi: What the hell are you two bitching about?
Hidan: What Zetsu did to Dei.
Zetsu: it's not like he didn't deserve it.
Itachi: From what I heard he didn't deserve it.
Zetsu: Says you.
Itachi: lol
Itachi: Yeah, says me so what are you going to do about it?
Zetsu: .......
Itachi: Just what I thought.

Zetsu has logged off

Hidan: he's so gonna get you for that.
Itachi: I'm trembling in my coat.
Hidan: lol
Hidan: smooth Itachi
Itachi: I'm Uchiha, we're ment to be smooth.
Hidan: haha.
Itachi: ^.^
Itachi: Shit, gotta go bbs.

Itachi has logged off
Kisame has logged on

Kisame: oi hidan you there?
Hidan: hai, what?
Kisame: can you believe this zetsu is seriously trying to take itachi on.
Hidan: No way! In the hall?
Kisame: hai

Hidan status changed to away
Kisame status changed to away

::20 minutes later::

Tobi has logged on
Hidan status changed to back
Kisame status changed to back

Tobi: Leader-tan is going to be angry.
Hidan: kami that was so funny. XD
Tobi: but Senpai is upset again.
Kisame: i cant believe those two BOTH ended up in the firstaid room
Hidan: Aren't you worried about Itachi?
Kisame: nah he knows what hes doing
Tobi: are you two ignoring me?
Hidan: Maybe. >>
Kisame: iie tobi whats up?
Tobi: They wrecked some rooms isn't Leader-tan going to be angry?
Kisame: proberly
Hidan: oi I gotta go Kakuzu wants me for something.

Hidan has logged off

Kisame: later
Tobi: Bye Hidan-san.
Kisame: so.......what are you up to?
Tobi: I was painting before the fight started, Tobi is good at painting ^.^
Kisame: um.............what were you painting?

Sasori has logged on

Sasori: He was painting one of my freakin' puppets!!
Tobi: Eep! Tobi was only trying to make it look pretty.
Sasori: Tobi I'm only going to say this once okay.
Sasori: DON'T TOUCH MY PUPPETS OR I'LL F--KING KILL YOU!!
Tobi: T_T Tobi's sorry, I was only trying to be a good boy.

Tobi status changed to away
Deidara has logged on

Deidara: Could someone explain to me why Tobi just came running into my bedroom un?
Sasori: He painted one of my puppets and I went off at him.
Deidara: Oh.
Kisame: .............so did you catch the fight?
Sasori: Who didn't?
Kisame: *shrugs* orochimaru?
Sasori: Heh, nice.
Kisame: thanks
Deidara: Okay he's calmed down un. I've gotta go I'm busy with my clay un.

Deidara has logged off

Sasori: Doesn't anyone wait for us to say bye these days?
Kisame: obviously not

Tobi status changed to back

Tobi: I'm very sorry Sasori-senpai, Tobi is going to help Deidara-senpai now. Bye bye.
Kisame: later tobi
Sasori: Yeah.

Tobi has logged off

Kisame: you shouldnt be too hard on him
Sasori: Yes I should.
Kisame: why?
Sasori: He took my place while I was dead, how would that make you feel if Itachi got a new partner?
Kisame: ............he wouldnt.......would he?
Sasori: See.
Kisame: brb

Kisame status has changed to away

Sasori: Baka.

Leader has logged on

Leader: Sasori?
Sasori: Hai Leader-tan?
Leader: how's Dei-chan's arm?
Sasori: Still broken in six places. It still hurts especially when he forgets he can't use that handmouth until it's healed.
Leader: Did Zetsu really stab him in the hand with a kunai?
Sasori: two actually, stabbed then broke his arm.
Leader: aw shit.
Leader: Painful.
Sasori: very.

Leader: So he's doing better now?
Sasori: Yeah, usually it's wrapped up so he can't use the mouth for clay but you know Dei-chan.

Orochimaru has logged on

Leader: What the hells are you doing on here?
Orochimaru: eh? Must have taken a wrong turn.
Sasori: You have got to be kidding me, you still have a account here?
Orochimaru: Depends are you still a crappy puppeteer?
Sasori: You SOB!!
Leader: Calm down Sasori, we all know you're a excellent puppeteer..
Orochimaru: Even though you got your ass handed to you by a old hag and a pink haired slut.
Sasori: THAT'S IT WHERE THE F--K ARE YOU I'M GOING TO F--KING KILL YOU!!
Orochimaru: I'd LOVE to see that.
Leader: Kami be damned.

Orochimaru has been blocked

Sasori: snake loving piece of sh-t.
Leader: Calm down before I do the same to you.
Sasori: Harsh.
Leader I will do it and you know it.
Sasori: okay fine........Kami be damned, something just exploded.

Sasori has logged out
Leader has logged out
Kisame status is back

Kisame: what exploded?
Kisame: hello?

Medic has logged on

Kisame: medic?
Medic: Actually it's Itachi, I'm on the medic's computer
Kisame: itachi? you should be resting
Medic: hai whatever.
Medic: what exploded?
Kisame: i just asked that
Medic: Shit, gotta go the medic is back.

Medic has logged off

Kisame: better go see whats blown up

Kisame has logged off

[TBC]
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